Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 58

Chapter 58

Taking out the needle tube in the small box, Chen Yu held it under the window to observe.

In the helical container, the blue liquid seems to be flowing slowly consciously.

"Why does it feel so much like a T virus?"

Taking out his mobile phone, he searched the search engine for T virus pictures related to Resident Evil and compared them with each other. The more they looked, the more similar they became...

【Chen Yu: "When the thing arrives, I want to know if it is harmful?"】

[Overtime evaluation: "That is a genetic medicine that is quite beneficial to human physique, how could it be harmful?"]

[Chen Yu: "Okay, I was overthinking. By the way, can this genetic medicine improve intelligence?"]

[Overtime evaluation: "Smart? It can only increase the transmission speed of brain neurons."]

[Chen Yu: "To be honest, I'm not afraid of your jokes. I feel like I'm a person... My brain circuit seems to be slightly different from that of ordinary people. Can genetic medicine correct it?"]

[Overtime evaluation: "Mr. Chen, are you sure it's just a loss?"]

【Chen Yu: "..."】

[Overtime evaluation: "Haha, I was just joking with you. Mr. Chen, you are just too young, and you don't think carefully about things. It would be nice to be more mature when you grow up."]

【Chen Yu: "But my mother said that I'll be like this when I'm old."】

[Overtime evaluation: "...your mother may be right."]

【Chen Yu: "..."】

[Overtime evaluation: "..."]

【Chen Yu: "Very good, it's such a pleasure talking to you. Goodbye."】

【Overtime evaluation: "Goodbye."】

After logging out of WeChat and putting down his phone, Chen Yu opened the cap of the spiral needle tube, pressed the needle against his shoulder, and fell into a three-minute silence.

"It should hurt..."

"call……"

Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu raised his head, gritted his teeth, and pushed hard with his wrist! The sharp needle penetrates the muscle tissue.

"Buzzing."

The next moment, the helical structure inside the needle rotated automatically, pushing the liquid into Chen Yu's body.

"Swoosh... Ka."

In five seconds, all the liquid was injected, and a red light lit up at the top of the needle tube. Chen Yu quickly pulled out the needle and licked the needle port with his tongue.

The blood stopped.

Moving his shoulders, he didn't feel any discomfort.

【Chen Yu: "The injection is over, but nothing seems to have changed?"】

[Overtime evaluation: "Of course the changes don't happen immediately, the genetic medicine will slowly improve your physique over time. You can use exercise to speed up this process."]

[Chen Yu: "OK. I found that the needle tube for this gene injection is quite tall, do you take it back?"]

[Overtime evaluation: "...recycling."]

【Chen Yu: "That's great, quickly replace it with something else. Just say yes, no water."】

[Overtime evaluation: "Mr. Chen, the thermostat needle used for genetic medicine can't be replaced by something so expensive."]

【Chen Yu: "You can change anything, but you don't need water."】

[Overtime evaluation: "Alright, Mr. Chen, please wait a moment, I will apply for you."]

[Overtime evaluation: "The application is complete. Guessing your possible needs, you can exchange the thermostat needle for three items. 1. Fragrant toilet paper; 2. High-polymer plastic bags; 3. Hit the hammer."]

[Chen Yu: "Please explain, what's the use of it." 】

[Overtime evaluation: "Fragrant toilet paper, the toilet paper that can make the butt smell fragrant after use. Every piece of paper that comes into contact with the skin can combine with dander bacteria to produce different strange fragrances. Avoid body odor. Embarrassing. It also has a bactericidal effect and protects health."

High-polymer plastic bags, very strong food packaging bags, to prevent the release of toxic substances caused by steam and high temperature.

Hit the hammer, with a built-in computing chip, change the direction by adjusting the wind wing above the hammer to ensure that each hammer can avoid nails and hit fingers. 】

Looking at the introduction of the three items, Chen Yu's face twitched violently.

[Chen Yu: "What kind of crap is this? I won't say much about toilet paper and plastic bags. Is that hammer for hitting cute? What's the point of making it? Hey?"]

[Overtime Review: "Avoid the annoyance of hitting a nail with every hammer."]

【Chen Yu: "Shouldn't you be upset if you miss the hit?!"】

[Overtime evaluation: "The thinking of your ancient people is really strange."]

【Chen Yu: "...you guys are wondering, okay?! I want to change!"】

[Overtime evaluation: "I'm sorry, Mr. Chen, the value of the thermostat needle is too low, so you can't apply for another replacement. You can only choose one of them."]

Lowering his head, he glanced at the needle in his hand, Chen Yu held his forehead for a while, and typed to reply.

【Chen Yu: "Then I'll take the first one, it just so happens that everyone in the family can use it."】

[Overtime evaluation: "Now open the time-space wormhole for you, please put the automatic thermostat needle into the wormhole."]

Immediately, a white vortex quickly formed in front of him. As soon as Chen Yu shook his hand, he threw the needle into the wormhole.

Three seconds later, a roll of toilet paper "falls" out of the wormhole.

Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu reached out to pick up the rolled paper, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it, but found no fragrance.

"Should it be scented after use?"

With this in mind, Chen Yu walked out of the bedroom with the paper, went to the bathroom, hung it on the paper tube next to the toilet, and pulled out a piece of paper.

"Hula."

Behind the paper, a manual fell out.

Picking up the manual, there was only one line written on it.

【Any bodily fluid that touches the tissue will activate the active substance in the fiber and release the fragrance. 】

"So that's it!" Chen Yu suddenly said, "There are active substances in it."

He inspected it carefully, and found the spot in the middle of the paper roll. Without hesitation, he squatted down, stuck his tongue out in front of the paper tube, and licked the paper roll.

In the next second, a strange and indescribable fragrance hit his nostrils, and Chen Yu couldn't help showing an intoxicated expression.

"It's really... so wonderful..."

After sniffing for a while with blurred eyes, Chen Yu suddenly heard the sound of something falling to the ground, turned his head quickly, and saw Chen Erke's eyes wide open, staring at him in disbelief.

At Chen Erke's feet was a frightened crayon.

Chen Yu's tongue was still sticking out.

Chen Erke also stood there motionless.

The two of them stared at each other, their muscles stiffened.

Time seems to stop at this moment.

The voice seemed to disappear at this moment.

After an unknown amount of time, Chen Erke was the first to react, took a step back, and closed the bathroom door tightly with a "bang".

"I...I didn't see anything. (_)"

"Second! Wait...wait a minute! Second, let me explain!"

Chen Yu chased after him in a panic, but Chen Erke ran into the master bedroom like a frightened little rabbit, and locked the door.

She will never forget that scene...

I will never forget it for the rest of my life... Her brother actually licked a piece of paper affectionately and intoxicated...

The paper in the bathroom, could it be serious paper?

...

Chen Yu: "..."

Standing in front of the master bedroom door in a daze for a while, Chen Yu turned around, walked back to his bedroom with heavy steps, walked on the window sill, and looked at the street with heavy traffic downstairs, his face ashen.

"It's over..."

"I'm finally going to be regarded as a pervert by my sister..."

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