Chapter 535: A Clear Conscience
"How can you still use arrest? If I eat two dates from your family, why arrest me!"
Hao Jian put down the red dates in his hand and said helplessly.
"Hao Jian, do you think we should all be sleeping at this hour?"
The boss smiled. After all, it is the relationship between the boss and his colleagues. Some things are not easy to say directly, so the boss whispered something, which is regarded as guidance.
"Hahaha!"
"Usually at this point, should we all go to bed?"
"What the hell, the more you explain, the more unclear you are."
"The boss's words are also very interesting, tsk tsk, sometimes, I'm afraid of such half-covered statements, it's really uncomfortable!"
"Indeed, it's getting darker and darker now!"
When the audience heard the boss say this, Hao Jian's face turned green.
"When did this happen? When did we sleep together?!"
Sure enough, when Hao Jian heard this, he stood up straight away, and even the hands holding the mobile phone began to tremble.
"Let me just say it straight! I won't keep you tonight!"
The boss waved his hand and said directly.
"Which night did you stay with me?! It's not the boss, why did you say something like a big bang today?! I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us!!"
When Hao Jian heard it, he almost collapsed. The mobile phone in his hand has been on the phone all the time. Now his wife must have heard these words clearly. What the hell, he came here to find out the whole story. , but I didn't expect that the more explanations are now, the more chaotic it is.
"Hao Jian, if you really don't want to leave, can you come back after my ex-husband is gone?!"
Hao Jiandu was about to cry: "Will I come back?! Why are you talking against the wind today?!"
"You came against the wind!!"
As soon as the words fell, there was a knock on the door, and Hao Jian asked subconsciously, "Who?"
"It's over, it's over, it's over! Now it's time to show up!! Hao Jian, hide quickly!"
However, the female boss knew that at this time, who else could come?
That must be my ex-husband!
"I have a clear conscience, why did Hao Jian hide?!"
"We separated because of a misunderstanding! I beg you to hide quickly!!"
The boss looked helpless, if it was a normal situation. Cough, let alone a normal situation, even if it was an abnormal situation, if there was a man in the family in the middle of the night, even if you had a hundred mouths, you wouldn't be able to explain it clearly!
When everyone saw this scene, they were already out of breath from laughing.
They can understand that since this is a monogamous system, both Hao Jian and the female boss are now in dire straits.
Of these two guys, one wants to explain to his wife, and the other doesn't want to be misunderstood by his ex-husband!
"Hahaha, it's so funny, there are such coincidences in the world!"
"Hmph, that's because you've lived too short a time, I've seen even more coincidental things!"
"That's true. There are too many coincidences in the world, and it's really nothing like this."
In the live broadcast room, everyone started discussing, and the audience at the scene also laughed out of joy.
"You boy, you are really talented. You can think of such a thing, and even act it out!"
Master Tongtian had a smile on his face. Obviously, his expectations for this party are getting higher and higher.
Unexpectedly, there are so many interesting things in this boring world, why haven't I discovered them before?
Qin Hao smiled awkwardly, what can I say?
I said I didn't make it, and I don't know if you can believe it!
"I'm upright and I'm not afraid of the shadow leaning on me!"
Hao Jian said something, but the boss quit and pushed Hao Jian to hide behind the curtain, but in the process, Hao Jian tripped over the sofa and lost a shoe.
"Quickly I slant my shoes!"
"Hurry up and hide in the curtains! Here are your shoes!"
Seeing Hao Jian hiding behind the curtain, the female boss threw the shoe out of the window.
"It's over, only the body is not afraid of shadows!"
Hao Jian looked at the shoes outside the window and said helplessly.
"Hahaha."
Everyone burst into laughter when they saw this scene. Although Qin Hao brought a lot of interesting things to this era of lack of entertainment, the skits were something they had never touched before.
Just a very low gag, and they can't stop laughing.
As for the juniors at the scene, if there were no elders here, they might have been having fun by now.
At this time, the boss walked to the door and opened the door.
When everyone saw this man, their eyes lit up immediately, and they saw that this man was wearing a suit, and his hairstyle was as licked by a cow, with a big back!
It's not how handsome this man is, but they recognize him.
Isn't this person the same as the passer-by A and passer-by B in the previous skit?
"Let me tell you this, brother used to drive a car!"
"It really is these three people, tsk tsk, this female boss is the old lady from the last sketch!"
"Interesting, these three guys are simply lovers of joy!"
"I didn't expect that mortals actually have such abilities."
In the barrage, many people laughed, and the barrage was fast.
At this time, the ex-husband had already walked into the room, looking around, with longing on his face, as if recalling the life of him and his wife in the past.
"Have you replaced them with new ones?"
After a while, the ex-husband spoke slowly, his voice very soft.
"Yeah, what else can I use? When you get divorced, aren't you asked to move away?"
The female boss rubbed her hands with a shy and embarrassed expression, but her words were very heart-rending.
"Haha, I was still thinking, this ex-husband is kind of interesting, just came in with tenderness on his face, so the co-author is such a guy!"
"God damn it's been replaced with a new one, and the god damn it made you move away, how dare you say that?"
The audience was powerless to complain, mainly because when the ex-husband came in, he had a tender look on his face, as if he loved his wife deeply, but who knew, it would be revealed in a few words.
"Yeah?"
Hearing this, the ex-husband was not embarrassed, but asked instead.
"Old Gao, forget about it. When you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home!"
The female boss rubbed her hands with a shy expression on her face.
"Back then, I was so impulsive! Ha ha ha ha!"
When the ex-husband heard this, his face was a little embarrassed, but he came to the curtain and drew it directly.
But it doesn't matter if you pull the curtain, Hao Jian's sneaky figure will be exposed directly.
"Hahaha!"
"It's over, these two guys must have been misunderstood now!"
The audience saw that now as long as the ex-husband turned his head, he could see Hao Jian's wretched figure. Then, tsk tsk, even if they had a thousand mouths, they wouldn't be able to explain it clearly!