Chapter 622 Your Yin Grandpa?
"Okay, okay, I can't afford to mess with you, okay?" Su Hang has already accepted, this bird's beak is simply too frightening to say, and if he continues to fight with it, Su Hang is worried that he will be killed in all likelihood. He vomited blood with anger.
"Of course you can't afford to offend me. If it weren't for the fact that you are my master, I wouldn't bother to talk to you, you idiot." The bird gave Su Hang a very disdainful look.
Su Hang was so aggrieved, he knocked his head on the table a few times, forcing himself to calm down, "You still know that I am your master?"
"So what if I know? With a weak master like you, Grandpa would be ashamed to say it." The bird attacked again, "Hey, don't you want to name me? Hurry up, idiot."
"Your grandma's." Su Hang became furious, "You can call it whatever you like, I'm too lazy to name you a bird."
"Rare." The bird spat, hugged a pair of wings, and said in a low voice, "Grandpa, I'm so lazy, so you can call me Ninth Master from now on."
"I'll paralyze you."
Su Hang casually picked up a teapot and threw it at some bird. What kind of logic is this? Because it's very tricky, so it's called Jiuye. Isn't the thinking too jumpy?
The bird fluttered its wings and easily dodged Su Hang's teapot. The teapot fell to the ground and exploded with a bang, spilling the tea all over the floor.
bang.
The door was pushed open.
"what happened?"
It's true that the few of them obviously heard the noise and ran over to check the situation.
"Catch it for me." Su Hang pointed at the bird that was fluttering in mid-air, and shouted at Fuxu and them trembling with anger.
It's true that they are all a little confused at this moment. They thought that something happened to Su Hang, but unexpectedly they had sex with a bird.
"Wow, that's not good, hurry up and withdraw."
Seeing Fuxu and the others coming in, the bird obviously felt the threat from the four old men, and immediately fled through the window.
"Certainly!"
Amitabha took a step ahead and performed a body-holding technique, a stream of light shot out, and hit the bird, the bird just ran to the window, it was fixed in mid-air, just hanging there, motionless, and did not fall off.
Su Hang was burning with anger at this time, and just wanted to teach this swearing-talking busy bird a good lesson. Seeing that the bird was pinned down, he immediately rushed forward and grabbed the bird.
"Ha ha!"
Before the hand touched the bird's feathers, the bird suddenly moved, and a wild laugh came out of its mouth, "I'm so stupid, grandpa is just teasing you."
With one flap of its wings, it flew directly outside.
"ah?"
Amitabha was startled, this strange bird can break free from his immobilization technique?
You know, even a master of the Venerable Realm cannot break free of his body-holding technique so easily.
"Where to run!"
With a low shout, a rope flew out of his hand, turned into a ball of light and shadow, shot into the courtyard, and soon caught up with the bird, entangled its feet, and dragged it down from the air .
"Ah, Master Jiu, I'm going to die."
The bird yelled, fell to the yard with a plop, screamed non-stop, flapped its wings and wanted to take off, but Fuxu had already rushed over and picked it up.
"You bastard, let me go."
They were all caught, and they were not being honest, and that bird scolded Fuxu directly.
Buxu's eyeballs were all staring. After living such a long life, there are really few people who dare to scold him. This is the first time they dare to scold him for being an old bastard. Moreover, the one who scolded him is actually a dog. bird.
"Where is the evildoer?"
Buxu's eyes widened with anger, obviously he regarded this little thing as a little monster, and immediately crushed it to death, this little thing dared to touch the majesty of a strong man, it was simply courting death.
"Wait a minute."
Su Hang shouted and stopped Wuxu, this thing is an upgrade gift given to him by the system, how could it be easily crushed to death?
"Help, help, master help."
The little thing was obviously frightened, seeing Su Hang approaching, it was like seeing a savior immediately.
Su Hang's face darkened, "Now you know how to call him master? Shouldn't you be called an idiot?"
What's more, he is also a master who bullies the soft and fears the hard, Su Hang really can't complain in his heart, where did such a top-quality strange bird come from.
The bird shrank its neck and dared not speak.
"Stupid? I think you are the f*cking stupid." Su Hang got angry and took out a hoop from the storage ring, showing a bit of grimness on his face, "If you don't do anything to restrain you , you really think of yourself as a master."
"What do you want to do? Get that shit out of your way." The birdie looked at the hoop in Su Hang's hand, and obviously felt that it was not a good thing. He fluttered his wings, trying to stop Su Hang from approaching.
"Stupid, what do you want?"
"Help……"
After a few screams, the hoop in Su Hang's hand was already wrapped around the bird's neck.
Like a collar, it looks really matching.
Su Hang made a gesture, put up the rope and let go of the bird.
The bird stood on the ground, looked down at the collar around his neck, looked up at Su Hang with some doubts in his eyes, "What the hell? It's so fucking ugly."
Su Hang rolled his eyes, "I gave you a meeting gift, if you dare to scold me in the future, I will use this hoop to deal with you. As long as I push it, this hoop will tighten and tighten your neck. break."
"ah?"
The bird took a step back, "Well, you grandpa Yin!"
"Do you want to try it?"
Just as Su Hang got a little more refreshed, a nameless fire flared up in his heart immediately after being told by that bastard.
"Uh..." The bird stared at Su Hang, "I don't want to."
This bastard is so smart, how could he ask for trouble?
The corners of Su Hang's mouth curled up a bit, this **** bastard is sometimes afraid.
"From now on, you'll be called Xiao Jiu. If you dare to swear, I'll cut your hair off." Su Hang grabbed it and threatened vigorously.
"Don't swear? Then you'd better kill me, grandpa, I'm a mocking bird, how can I not swear?" The bird was full of mourning.
"What the hell..." Su Hang gritted his teeth for a while, trying to imply that he should calm down, and finally calmed down, "Without my permission, you are not allowed to swear."
The bird opened its mouth, but finally lowered its head, "The bird is under the eaves, so I have to lower my head. I will try my best. However, cursing is my talent, and I can't help it."
Su Hang was speechless for a while, but fortunately, he subdued this idiot, otherwise he would not know how he would be scolded by this idiot, this little thing is born with hatred, if there is no way to control it It, sooner or later, will be vomited blood.