Chapter 1242 Speak Human Words!
"Humph!"
Bajie kept struggling, and his mouth really let out a cry like killing a pig.
"Oh oh oh, don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Huang Qimeng hugged Bajie like coaxing a child.
This really made Su Hang break out in cold sweat. What is hiding a knife in a smile? It's just the scene in front of you.
"Miss Huang, you..." Su Hang opened his mouth to speak!
Huang Qimeng looked at Su Hang sideways, and then said to Bajie, "Little pig, don't run around anymore, this person said he would make soup with you, let's go back and ignore this person!"
Hearing this, Su Hang really felt like beeping the dog, who the hell did I provoke? I'm about to speak out, okay?
"Hmph..."
Huang Qimeng couldn't help Su Hang talking too much, she turned around and walked away with Bajie in her arms, regardless of how tragic Bajie's roar was.
"Master save me, master, save me!"
Bajie's sound transmission is really miserable. This shit is going to arrest me and castrate me. If I had a choice, I would rather choose death.
"Hey, it seems that you are destined to have this calamity, and you should enjoy this good fortune slowly!" Su Hang was a little bit dumbfounded, but when Huang Qimeng left with Bajie in his arms, he was still moved and passed on A wave of great power entered Bajie's body.
It should be enough to repair his injuries. Of course, there is a matter of time for repairing. Whether he can recover before being eunuched depends on his good fortune!
This family really knows how to play!
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Early the next morning, Su Hang was awakened by a hasty knock on the door. When he opened the door, it was Su Xi.
Without further ado, he pulled Su Hang and ran away, asked her what happened, and only said that there was a good show to watch, the little girl looked very excited.
When I got to the place, I saw a large group of people gathered around the courtyard where Huang Qimeng lived. In the middle, a naked young man was tied up with a rope, kneeling on the ground, with his head buried, looking like a criminal being tried. , Huang Qimeng threw herself into Shen Tong's arms, crying heavily.
Without asking, Su Hang knew what happened.
Seeing Su Hang coming, everyone seemed to have found the backbone, and hurriedly made a way for Su Hang to walk in.
The accusations and curses around stopped at this moment. At this moment, Shen Tong said, "Su Hang, this lecherous thief ruined my junior sister's innocence, you have to decide for my junior sister!"
After the words fell, the people around began to criticize again. You said something to each other, and the scene was really lively.
Finally, from the words of everyone, Su Hang figured out the ins and outs of the matter.
It turned out that this morning, Huang Qimeng woke up from her sleep, and at the first sight she found a naked man sleeping next to her. Third Aunt Hang happened to pass by and caught him when she came in.
To actually go to the bed of the girl's house, this must be a bit too courageous, it is simply a hungry ghost, a flower picker, extremely hateful, this matter must be dealt with seriously.
The third aunt roared, and a bunch of people rushed in, and this was the only way to have a good show.
Of course, everyone knows that Bajie is a friend brought back by Su Hang. Now that this kind of thing happened, Su Hang must be asked.
Seeing Su Hang, Ba Jie felt as if he saw a savior, "Master, I was wronged!"
"Do you still dare to say that you are wronged?" Before Su Hang could speak, the sturdy third aunt spoke first, "You have gone to the girl's bed, how dare you say that you are wronged?"
"Xiao Zhu, I see that you are also a gentleman. I really didn't expect you to be such a person. Uncle really misjudged you!" Su Hang's father looked like he hated iron and steel.
"Xiaohang, tell me how to deal with it. The rules here are that the girl must marry her, and if the girl doesn't want to marry, then he has to be eunuched!" said the third uncle beside him.
When Bajie heard that he was going to be eunuched, his whole face turned green. What the hell, he was eunuched only once last night. Finally, Huang Qimeng changed his mind and hid, and now he is here again?
"Third Uncle, since when did we have such a rule here?" Su Hang asked a little surprised.
The third uncle raised his eyebrows when he heard this, "There was no such rule before, but it's not like I haven't encountered such a thing before, and now there are rules!"
"I've convinced you!" Su Hang was speechless, stretched out his hand to stop everyone, and said, "Everyone be quiet, there is a misunderstanding!"
"Can there be a misunderstanding?" The third aunt quit, "Xiaohang, I asked you to come, it's for the girl to decide, why did you help the prostitute to speak instead?"
Su Hang is ashamed, this mouth is a prostitute, the third aunt probably watched too many TV dramas, and developed a narrow-minded heart.
"Third aunt, don't worry, listen to me first!"
Su Hang stopped Third Aunt, looked at Bajie, and then at Huang Qimeng, "Actually, Fengchun is really not to blame for this!"
"What?"
After hearing Su Hang's words, everyone was a little bit agitated for a while. This scene has been caught and acted. Who else can blame him? Weird girl?
Su Hang stopped the angry crowd again, and said, "Everyone, listen to what I have to say!"
"Okay, tell me, don't blame him, but blame the girl?" Su Hang's mother was also a little angry!
"That's right, Miss Huang herself has to bear some responsibility for this matter!" Su Hang said.
"What?"
When everyone heard it, their world view was about to be overturned, and they couldn't believe their ears. How could such upside-down words come out of Su Hang's ears?
Su Hang smiled wryly, if he didn't make this matter clear, the relatives in this courtyard would have to give him a good look.
At that moment, Su Hang turned to Bajie, "Bajie, tell me, who are you?"
When Bajie heard this, with Su Hang supporting his back, there was nothing to be afraid of, he stood up suddenly, his body shook, and the hemp rope on his body broke instantly.
"Put your ears up and listen. I was in charge of Tianhe's 100,000 Heavenly Soldiers. I was officially named Marshal of the Canopy. I protected Tang Sanzang on his journey to the west to prove the Tao. The Buddha conferred the envoy of the Pure Altar..."
One sentence is so powerful, and there are a lot of titles, each one is better than the other, and the jaw is going to be raised to the sky!
"Speak human!" Su Hang glared at him, what time is it, and he's still acting like a fool, not afraid of being struck to death by lightning.
Bajie was snorted by Su Hang, and he was immediately persuaded. Knowing his current situation, he quickly said, "Have you read Journey to the West? My name is Zhu Bajie, and the master sat down a divine beast."
"Okay, you're using these nonsense to lie to us again!" This time, it was Miss Shen's turn to get angry, and she, who was always very good-tempered, really couldn't help being annoyed this time.
"He didn't tell lies!" Su Hang quickly stopped, "He is Zhu Bajie, and at the same time, he is also your golden pig in Emei. The cause and effect are too tortuous, and it is difficult to explain it for a while. He told you a long time ago. But if you don't believe it, Miss Huang insists on hugging him to sleep, who can be blamed?"