My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 857 It's Easier to Be Happy than a Stupid Face

"Ah, master, you listen to my explanation."

However, Luoluo knew that something was wrong with the word that came out of her mouth, and hurriedly tried to explain it, but Chen Fang covered her ears with both hands and shook her head from side to side.

"I don't listen, I don't listen."

"Don't explain, explaining is covering up."

"Okay, it turns out that I am a fool in your eyes, I will expel you from the teacher's school and expel your household registration book."

Chen Fang was about to burst into tears, it didn't matter what others thought, but being treated like a fool by his apprentice made him so sad.

Luoluo grabbed Chen Fang's hand that blocked his ears and pulled it away, and said in a hurry:

"No, master, I don't think you are a fool. What they just meant is that you look stupid, not that you are stupid."

Well, it's okay if you don't say this, but it makes Chen Fang, who is already a little concerned about his appearance, feel even more uncomfortable.

"Silly face! Then I'm not as stupid as a human being. I'd be happier." Chen Fang said expressionlessly.

He has always believed that if he can't get a girlfriend or get a wife, 80% of the factors lie in his appearance, and he is more sensitive about this.

If God gave a choice between face and brain, Chen Fang would really choose to be a handsome fool.

Isn't it said that stupid people have stupid blessings? If you add a handsome and charming face, tsk tsk, this one, think about how many young ladies would be willing to cheat... Take it home.

If you are smart but ugly, huh, 95% of women will brush you off at the first sight, unless you are very rich, or you meet those 5% women who really only care about your soul and not your appearance.

Of course, this is not to belittle women, in turn, men are the same.

Don't talk superficially, it is human instinct to pursue beautiful things, to seek a beautiful spouse, to improve genes, so that the next generation will not look ugly, so that they will not be uncompetitive on the way to find a spouse in the future, this is deeply in the genes Inherited by the ancestors, the instinct to serve the family line, this is human nature, the most primitive cry.

The body is hardware, and the soul is software. If the hardware is broken, no matter how good the software is, few people will buy it. Only professionals will buy it. Compared with the general public, there are very few such people.

(ps: Author: This kind of alternative player, if you meet one, it will be the salvation of your soul. If you don’t, then you can only temporarily redeem it in novels, TV shows and sleep.)

(Okay, this heartache is going to be crooked, just wait and see if I come back.)

"Master~, just forgive me once, you know I really didn't mean that."

Luoluo knew that she was stupid and couldn't explain, so she used the method of acting like a baby.

Of course, Chen Fang knew that what Luo Luo said was not the kind of stupidity in the true sense.

Because from Luo Luo's tone of voice, Chen Fang could tell that the word "stupid" did not carry any contemptuous or belittling meanings, just like family members saying that someone is stupid, with closeness.

But in fact, Luoluo's answer is based on the fact that Chen Fang does some unreliable and unreliable things that impress her deeply, and the superficial understanding of people given by his mind, and he is forced to make her hurry up. The answer is an answer that is related to her impression but does not involve her real cognition of Chen Fang. After all, the question is so urgent, and the person who is asked will subconsciously express it in the shortest sentence, and the result is that Chen Fang got a "stupid" evaluation.

Anyway, in the final analysis, it is Chen Fang who has brought shame on himself, so who can blame it.

But even if he knew, Chen Fang couldn't pretend that he didn't hear, or didn't answer the words, so that he, as a master, would not have any dignity at all, so Chen Fang had to put on a gesture.

"I worked hard to earn money to support my family and support you guys, but in the end I was seen by a fool. My heart is so cold."

"Master~, everyone has apologized."

Luoluo shook Chen Fang's arm, begging for forgiveness in a delicate tone.

Chen Fang was not angry at first, but now that Luoluo acted like a baby again and again, it was like giving him a step up, and he naturally followed the steps down.

"Hmph, forget it this time, if there is a next time, I will transfer your name on the account book for you."

"Yes, master."

Next, the two chatted while eating beef. Perhaps because of the relationship they had just interacted with, they seemed to have lost some kind of invisible spiritual barrier, and they really felt like a family.

While Chen Fang and Luo Luo were having a great meal, the group of green lions and the herd of triangular cattle tracked them down to the peak pillar of the gold mine where they were, and each of them was trying to climb the steep mountain wall. Even if it falls, it looks like it will persevere.

Naturally, the lion climbed higher during the period. Although they all failed and fell down in the end, the triangular ox with low intelligence could not see that the lion could not climb up. Fearing that the lion would get there first, he uncharacteristically started to attack the green lion. After the three-cornered bull stabbed a few fallen green lions to death with its horns, the two sides who had been living peacefully finally broke out into a fight.

The battle didn't last long, due to the difference in numbers, and the united triangular oxen, even if the green lion had special abilities, it was no match for the triangular oxen at all. Often a green lion would face five or six triangular oxen, even if If two or three of them are killed, they will be killed by the remaining three-cornered bulls. When the last green lion was stabbed three times and six times by three three-cornered bulls, and lay dying on the ground, the battle came to an end.

After the battle, the triangular herd continued to climb the gold mine pillars that they could never climb.

Chen Fang and Luo Luo didn't know anything about what happened below. After eating all the beef with gusto, Chen Fang summoned the hot pot and began to enjoy the offal.

"Luoluo, why don't you order some? Let me tell you, these beef internal organs are the real essence. They taste better than beef, and the effect of refining energy is stronger than meat." Chen Fang picked up a piece of cooked beef stomach said the film.

"No, I don't want to eat, and I was full just now, master, you can eat by yourself."

Luoluo shook her head.

She didn't dare to eat animal offal. First, she felt disgusted, and second, she felt dirty. She felt repulsed like those foreigners on Blue Star who had never tried it.

In fact, it's not just her. In this world, except for the wild beasts and some special people, as well as Jimo and the others who have mixed with Chen Fang and stayed in Red Soil City, people of other races don't eat animal offal.

Chen Fang shook his head regretfully, he didn't want to eat such a delicacy, it was too bad, but he didn't force it, just enjoyed it by himself.

A small calf can't satisfy Chen Fang's stomach, at most it can satisfy his cravings, the amount is not much, and it will be consumed soon.

After Chen Fang ate a large bar without hesitation, he put away the hot pot, then stood up and stretched, counted the nearly a hundred gold bars smelted by Luoluo, and nodded with satisfaction.

"Come on, let's go down, the master will find a place to teach you moves." Chen Fang said.

Luoluo became excited when she heard that, "Master, is that the battle suit skill you used just now?"

"Of course not. The simplified version takes time to make. It's not that fast. I can teach you how to use a sword." Chen Fang said.

Luoluo was a little disappointed when she heard that, but she soon became happy again. Anyway, the master had already agreed, and it was only a matter of time before she got the skill she wanted.

"Master, what moves do you teach me?"

"My teacher will teach you how to cut out..."

The two walked to the entrance of the cave while talking, and then climbed down. When they passed through the clouds and saw the triangular oxen that kept trying to climb the peak and fell down, Chen Fang couldn't help but said:

"Why are these cows here, and they are crazy."

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