My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 458

When Plant used his ability to spray the surrounding ground and walls with transparent liquid, Chen Fang didn't stop him, because he was very curious about what the other party wanted to do, as long as the other party didn't get that bloody liquid on him.

The liquid sprayed by Plant landed on the ground and wall. It seemed to be very adherent and did not flow, as if a film had been pasted on the ground and wall. It was faintly bright in the sun and smelled like oil.

What is he doing? Do you want me to be unable to walk and fall to my death? Chen Fang looked at the scene in front of him curiously and doubtfully.

Seeing that Chen Fang didn't stop him from using his ability, Plant felt amused by his curious expression.

This young man seems to have never been severely beaten by the society, and he has no sense of defense at all. It seems that today's order is stable.

Plant spoke after oiling all the corners in the alley.

"Sir, if you really want to leave now, we won't stop you, but you should think about it. Once you take your foot out, you won't be able to take it back. You may fall half to death, and then you will have something wrong with your head. Not good."

"I thought we'd talk for your own sake," Plante said.

"So why did you waste all your energy?" Chen Fang asked.

"Look, sir, now the ground is very slippery by someone. If you step on it, you will fall down. A few teeth will be small. If you fall into a cerebral hemorrhage, it will be troublesome. We need our professional staff." Can the rescue team help?" Plante said with a smile.

"You're thick-skinned, didn't you make the ground like this?" Chen Fang said.

"Sir, don't wrong the good man, whoever saw that I did it." Plant shrugged and said, pretending to ask the little partner behind him.

Of course, the people in the same group looked at Chen Fang with a smile and said they didn't see it.

"Don't talk nonsense, what do you want to do?" Chen Fang said.

"Don't worry, sir, I need to show you how dangerous this ground is," Plante said.

At the same time, one of the friends behind Plant caught a cat. This cat is famous for its agility among mutant beasts, and it can come and go freely in various environments. This person threw the cat into the oiled The ground, gave Chen Fang a sample.

I saw that the mutated cat slipped and fell when it landed on the ground, and before it stood up firmly, it started to dance with all four legs, and fell on all fours as soon as it exerted force, and hit its head heavily on the ground. After several times, the whole head was smashed, blood was bleeding from the eyes and nose, and he was lying on the ground dying and gasping for breath.

"Sir, what's the matter, even the civet can't stand firm on this kind of ground, do you think you can do it?" Plante was quite satisfied with the effect of the civet, then looked at Chen Fang and said.

Even such a small civet can't stand upright, let alone a human. If it falls several times, even a strong and strong wild beastman can't bear it. The previous targets have always submitted obediently when they saw this scene , Occasionally, those who do not believe in evil think that they are very good, and the consequences are the least severe.

"That's it?" Chen Fang had a strange look on his face.

Even if my flip flops are like a mountain of swords and a sea of ​​fire, you are trying to stump me with your little oily land. Do you look down on me too much, Chen Fang thought.

"Why, sir seems to believe in his own skills. You can try it, but let me tell you first, if you fall too badly, we will pay you for our joint efforts to send you to the hospital." Plante said.

"I'm very surprised, if you rob, just rob, why waste so much energy?" Chen Fang asked curiously.

"Sir, please don't insult us. We don't do mindless things like robbery, and it's still a crime. We are law-abiding townspeople." Plante said seriously.

"We are helping people who are in trouble, and we just need some remuneration from the other party. Although it is immoral, it is not a crime."

Crazy, what kind of logic is this? Chen Fang was stunned when he heard Plante's words.

"Isn't this a crime? You sent me into this situation with one hand, and then you ask me for a reward. Aren't you afraid that I will sue? If I call out that the patrol team is coming, you will get the stolen goods." Chen Fang said.

"I advise you not to think about asking for help. There are laws in Youlin Town, but there are no patrols, and there is no such thing as stealing stolen goods. And even if you go to sue, it's useless. I can take back the oil on the ground without leaving any Traces, you will be the one to suffer at that time." Plante said confidently.

It is true that there is no patrol team in Youlin Town. This is the territory of the Adventure Guild, and there is nothing they can do if they don't arrange anyone.

I'll go, it's still a set, first you invite the king into the urn, then Sima Guang smashes the vat, all the bad guys and the good guys, this f*cking technique is even more high-end than touching porcelain.

"Aren't you afraid of offending people who shouldn't be offended by doing this?" Chen Fang asked.

"Sir, the most important thing we do in this business is vision. If we really encounter that kind of stubble, we can only admit that we are unlucky."

"But don't worry, I haven't missed anyone so far in my career. I'm good at judging who can offend and who can't." Plante said confidently.

"Then do you think I can or can't provoke someone?" Chen Fang pointed to himself and asked.

"..."

Plant and his little friends looked at Chen Fang speechlessly, isn't this guy a bit self-aware? If you can't mess with it, what is the scene doing now.

"Oh, it seems that I'm someone you think you can afford." Chen Fang came to his senses.

"There's too much nonsense, sir, you'd better make up your mind quickly," Plant said impatiently, and it was hard to go to work hungry.

"Well, I'm curious what price I will have to pay if I want to go out?" Chen Fang asked.

"Cough cough."

Plant cleared his throat, took out a list from his pocket and read: "Let me tell my husband about the charging standard of our paid assistance project."

"One-time rescue, five gold coins; props to help rescue, three gold coins."

"Personnel service fee, one gold coin per person."

"In addition, if the client is injured during the rescue process, one gold coin will be charged for medical treatment."

"The above is our charging standard."

"According to Mr.'s current situation, you need to pay up to ten gold coins, and the minimum needs to be four gold coins." Plante said after the calculation.

"You might as well grab it."

"Robbery is a crime."

"It's the same with you, the things on the ground are obviously made by you."

"Did anyone see it? This is paid help. I paid manpower and labor, which is legal income."

Chen Fang and Plant started arguing with each other.

Finally, Plant became impatient again. He waved his hand to signal the little partner behind him to prepare, then looked at Chen Fang and said, "Don't say that you are not predictable. If we do this, you may go bankrupt according to the charging standard."

"What do you want to do?"

"Take the initiative to let you accept our help."

After Pratt finished speaking, he waved his hands to ask his friends to attack Chen Fang. Of course, they asked for money without killing them. They all used skills that were small in power, but could make the target have to hide.

"Stinky mud bomb."

"Shooting technique."

"Urea arrow."

...

A variety of wild skills flew towards Chen Fang.

Seeing the yellow, brown, and foul-smelling skill projectiles hitting him, Chen Fang's face turned green.

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