My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 414

What the hell is the little fox calling me "Mom"? I'm not deaf, am I?

Chen Fang was a little confused, and after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong.

"Pabu." Chick called out again when Chen Fang was in a daze.

Only then did Chen Fang realize that it wasn't the little fox calling him "Mom" just now, but the chick.

This is strange, I obviously signed a contract with the little fox, why is it the little chick that communicates with it?

"What's going on?" Chen Fang looked at Jimo and asked.

"Just now the chick snatched the oath of the contract from the little fox." Jimo said dumbfoundedly, and she also described the scene to Chen Fang.

"Is there a mistake, why did it do it?"

Chen Fang opened his eyes wide.

He pointed to the chick on the little fox's head and said, "You have to ask it."

Chen Fang looked at the chick seriously and asked, "Tell me, why did you call me mom?"

There was a fight before, and I turned around and called my mother, which is too unreasonable.

"Pabu." Chick stared at Chen Fang and yelled.

"Others can't beat you, it's true that you are weak, but that's not why you call me mom."

After Chen Fang finished speaking, he continued to wait for Xiao Chick to answer, but he didn't notice that what he said just now drew the hatred of other people in the room.

Weak chicken? It's literally true, it's true that we haven't beaten this chick, it's true that we are weaker than a chicken, but why do we want to beat you so much?

Jimo and the others looked at Chen Fang differently, but they didn't take any action, but continued to watch Chen Fang communicate with the chick.

"Pab."

"There really were only so many people around when you were born."

"Pab."

"So it must not be your mother who is weaker than you? Is it too hasty for you to find your mother like this?"

"Pab."

"I don't understand your logic, but have you ever considered that we look different?"

"Pab."

"Do you believe that you will be the same when you grow up? Where did you get the confidence?"

"Pabhu." Chick Chick looked angrily.

"Mist grass, why do I despise you?" Chen Fang wrinkled his face.

"Pabhu." Chickie said that's what you thought.

"I've convinced you, I can't communicate anymore, what's the matter with love." Chen Fang surrendered.

"And don't call me mom, call me dad if you want to."

"You can communicate with me like this not long after you were born, it's a miracle." Chen Fang finally said.

From our point of view, you are even more amazing, you actually recognized a chicken son, surrounded by the hearts of the audience.

Chen Fang is also helpless, a chick insists on recognizing himself as an elder, and if he doesn't recognize him, he is ready to beat others. He also said that he will pay the price for abandoning it now when he grows up. Are you afraid of such a threat? Really Nima is unreasonable.

In desperation, Chen Fang had no choice but to recognize such a chick son, but the condition was that he would call him Dad instead.

"Pabhu?" Chickie leaned over and looked at Chen Fang suspiciously.

After hearing this, Chen Fang walked up to Jimo, pointed to her chest in the suspicious eyes of the other party and said, "See, there are breasts, female, female, this is the gender of mother."

Then Chen Fang pointed to his chest again: "There are roots on the top and bottom, male, male, it's dad, I understand."

"Experience for yourself."

After finishing speaking, Chen Fang put down the little fox, held the chick and placed it on Jimo's chest. He didn't seem to notice that veins appeared on Jimo's forehead at this time, and the other women watching Chen Fang's coquettish operation opened their mouths like "O ".

"Pabu?" Chick jumped up on Jimo's chest and looked at Chen Fang suspiciously.

"Why is it useful for breastfeeding a child?" Chen Fang said casually.

"Pabu, Pabu." The little chicken's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he immediately yelled at Chen Fang.

"No, it doesn't belong to me, and I can't make the decision. How about I ask it for you?"

Chen Fang looked at Jimo, who was already livid, with some embarrassment, pointed to the little chick on her breast and asked embarrassingly: "The baby is hungry and wants to breastfeed, can you help me?"

When the others heard this, black lines appeared on their foreheads.

Uncle, are you teasing me? Or die? Or play to death?

Gong Xiaobai, who was watching from the side, felt that something horrible might happen next.

"puff"

"Cough cough cough..."

Zaku and Neha, who were still drinking water in the room, sprayed water again, and this time they choked and coughed violently.

Chen Fang gave the two wild orcs a strange look, not knowing why they reacted so strongly, but when he turned around and saw Jimo's dark face, he suddenly reacted.

"I'm sorry, I forgot that you are the eldest daughter of Huanghua." Chen Fang said embarrassedly.

Chen Fang looked at Xiao Jichu apologetically and said, "Son, I'm sorry, your aunt can't help you."

"Pabhu?"

The little chick stretched out her small wings and pointed at the other women with murder weapons who looked weird.

"No, it's just that you don't have milk, you just suck for a long time, just sucking air." Chen Fang shrugged and said.

Well, with Chen Fang's words, all the women with murder weapons in the room had veins on their foreheads, and they tended to turn black.

What does it mean? suck air?

Do you think we are fake?

The girls began to pinch their fingers, moved their necks and walked towards Chen Fang.

Chen Fang suddenly felt a chill hit the back of his neck from his tailbone. He subconsciously tightened his clothes, thinking that it would become cold outside again.

At this time, Chen Fang didn't notice that a group of women were eagerly surrounding him, but continued to talk to the chicks.

"Hey, father and son recognize each other, but the son's first request was not satisfied. I, as a father, also failed."

"But don't worry, there will be a chance to find you a female animal with only milk in the future to give you milk and water."

Up to now, Chen Fang has officially entered the role of "father". Of course, Chen Fang does not really regard the chick as a son. His current mentality is a bit like those of Blue Star who raise pets as "sons". mentality.

"Pab."

Chick nodded in response, and then used her small eyes to despise the many women who surrounded the father and son.

The murderous little eyes immediately made the anger of these women with murderous weapons like oil poured on them.

"It's good to understand, but you can't say it like that. The appearance is just a metaphor, not a fake meaning. Being so tall naturally has its effect. Don't underestimate it. It's normal for you to understand when you are young."

After Chen Fang explained, he stroked the fluff on the chick's body in relief, as if he was a loving father and a filial son.

After speaking, Chen Fang withdrew his attention from Xiao Chick, thinking about going to the toilet to urinate, but noticed that he was surrounded by eight human women and one wild beast woman.

"Why are you surrounding me? The air is not circulating. It's hard to breathe some fresh air." Chen Fang complained.

"hehe."

The girls sneered.

The little chick standing on Jimo's chest instinctively felt the danger, and just about to jump back on Chen Fang's head, it was pinched by a white hand, and no matter how hard it struggled, it couldn't escape.

Charming grabbed the little chick, her smile was still on her face, but her eyes were cold, she sent the little chick to the mouth of the glazed snake in her hand and said: "Come on, empress, this is dinner."

The others grabbed Chen Fang's hands and feet respectively, restraining him so that he couldn't move. Jimo and Wen Ren walked in front of Chen Fang with their fists clenched and crackling, with sly smiles on their faces.

No matter how dull Chen Fang was, he could sense that something was wrong with the atmosphere, and immediately shouted: "What do you want to do?"

"The baby wants to breastfeed you to find me?"

Jimo punched Chen Fang in the abdomen.

"Aww."

Chen Fang felt that the punch just made his bladder tighten, which was the rhythm of urinating.

"What does it look like?"

Wen Ren was also unambiguous, and followed him with a punch.

"oh."

Chen Fang felt that he couldn't hold back anymore.

"I was wrong, ladies, let me go first, let me go to the toilet, I'm going to pee my pants."

"Hold on, wait until our anger dies down." Jimo shouted loudly.

"How did I provoke you?" Chen Fang asked recklessly.

Gong Xiaobai at the side sighed and shook his head, then pulled Yiyi Yaya who couldn't get into the crowd and was worried about his uncle.

"Let's go."

"We want to save uncle." Yiyi said.

"It's hopeless, let's go find a piece of cloth, and we can help your uncle later."

"???"

That night, the wailing sound from the stone house echoed over the empty town, scaring away many mutant beasts wandering outside the town trying to enter the town.

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