My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 302: The Auction Begins

Jimo and Wenren waited for a long time in the box with the two little lolitas, and the auction was halfway through, but until now there was no sign of Chen Fang.

"Sister, Chen Fang probably won't be dragged away by the people from the city management department just because he set up a stall casually." Wen Ren said worriedly.

"No, the governor of the city always doesn't care about things in Longhua City, and won't trouble anyone. It should be because he has something to delay." Jimo denied Wen Ren's statement.

Longhua City is a city of aristocratic families, which is nominally owned by the Federation, but it is the Aristocratic Federation Council that has the jurisdiction here, so even if there are departments of the Federation here, they are just acting as a facade, and they don't even care about trivial matters. Most of the people on the street are from aristocratic families, and the governor of the city dare not arrest anyone casually, even if he is a vendor, who knows if he is a relative of that aristocratic family.

"Then could it be that he didn't hear the room number we told him at all?" Wen Ren said.

"It's possible." Jimo thinks it's possible, Chen Fang is not usually unreliable sometimes.

Chen Fang followed the old man Wu Tian all the way to the backstage of the auction site. The staff here were sorting out the items to be auctioned next, and the items covered by the red cloth were placed on the trolleys.

The old man Wu Tian found the person in charge here, asked the person in charge, and explained a few words, and then said to Chen Fang: "Little brother, there happened to be a lot whose owner canceled the auction, and you just happened to be able to replace it. The order is arranged in the next two lots." After it's over."

"I can also arrange a senior auctioneer here to help you with the auction." The old man Wu Tian continued.

"No, I'll go up by myself, I made this suit, how should I put it, I understand better." Chen Fang refused.

"Okay, since that's the case, I'll go first." Old man Wu Tian was about to leave after speaking.

"Wait, how do you give me the money from the auction?" Chen Fang hurriedly stopped him.

"I have already explained that the money obtained from the auction will be paid to you directly with the money here after the transaction is completed. As long as the lot is handed over to the person in charge here, he will be responsible for other things." Wu Tian said.

"Then it's fine." Chen Fang nodded.

Old man Wu Tian saw that there was nothing to do next, so he left first.

After Wu Tian left, Chen Fang first went to the person in charge here to ask for a few relic armed amplifiers, and then he borrowed a computer and a projection screen. Just in time for him to play.

"Papa." Chen Fang slapped himself twice in the face under the strange gaze of the person in charge.

Don't be nervous, relax, whether you can make a fortune, become a rich second generation, and reach the pinnacle of life depends on today, Chen Fang encourages himself.

Pushing a trolley and bringing the necessary equipment, Chen Fang walked onto the booth prepared at the auction site.

Ignoring the curious gazes below, Chen Fang first hung up the projection screen, connected it to the computer, opened the interface and made some preparations, and finally adjusted his clothes to face the whisperers in the audience.

Someone in the audience saw Chen Fang wearing short-sleeved pants and a pair of flip-flops, and felt a little baffled.

"How does this man dress like this?"

"I don't know, it should be the owner of the lot."

"Even if it is, you can't wear it like this. It's too inappropriate. It looks like a country bumpkin. I guess the short-sleeved auction is not a good thing."

"Is it a good thing? Anyway, I don't plan to participate in the auction, so I will take a rest."

Standing on the stage, Chen Fang was displeased to hear the increasingly noisy voices.

Well, there is no quality at all, the people participating in the auction this year are not good, Chen Fang walked to the lecture, wanted to use the auction hammer to maintain order, but found that there was nothing on the table except a speakerphone.

Nima, there is no auction mallet at the auction to create an atmosphere and create a trendy point, so this is considered professional? Chen Fang complained in his heart, he had no choice but to use the combat casting technique on the spot to "beat" for nothing.

"Bengpeng, please be quiet!" Chen Fang knocked on it with a hammer, his expressionless face deliberately suppressed his voice, making it sound thicker.

Just two taps like this really allowed him to suppress the noisy voices at the scene, and he managed to focus everyone's attention on him.

In Room 15 on the second floor, Jimo and the others who were impatiently waiting to go out to find Chen Fang also attracted their attention.

"It's uncle." Yiyi Yaya shouted while lying on the window sill.

"Really, why did he run up?" Jimo said in surprise.

"What is this guy doing? He has his business everywhere." Wenren walked to the window with the little fox in his arms and said.

On the auction stage, seeing that everyone's attention was attracted, Chen Fang continued, "I am the auctioneer who presides over the next lot, and also the owner of this lot."

"Before the auction starts, let me explain something in advance."

"The following item is not suitable for children, so if there are minors under the age of 16 and conservatives, please be sure to go to the toilet at this time, and wait until the auction of this item is over before the auction Come back, of course this is just a suggestion, thank you."

After Chen Fang finished speaking, there was an uproar.

"What the hell is it not suitable for children? Conservative people should leave."

"This person is really strange. I've never seen anyone chasing someone before the auction."

"What people said is a suggestion, not to drive people away."

"Nimma, I'm so curious. I was planning to go to the toilet, but now I really want to see what it is, why it's not suitable for children, and I'm so entangled."

"Could it be the personal belongings of Goddess Hepburn during the Era of the Gods?"

"Things belonging to the goddess of love? If they really exist, who will sell them?"

"Husband, do you want to take the children and leave first?"

"Go, since people have reminded you, just do it."

"You won't come with me and the kids? Don't tell me you want to stay."

"Ahem, how could it be? I just sat for a long time, and my feet are so numb that I can't stand up. You can go first, and go out when I recover."

"All right……"

Room No. 15 on the second floor

"Sister, should we take Yiyi Yaya away? According to Chen Fang's personality, if he said it's not suitable for children, it's very likely." Wen Ren said.

"No, Ya Ya wants to watch Uncle here." Before Jimo could speak, Ya Ya refused, she wanted to see what her uncle was doing.

Yiyi also expressed that she would stay.

"Let's stay, then, if something really happens, it's not too late for us to leave." Jimo saw Yiyi Yaya's small face determined not to leave, so he could only compromise.

Under Chen Fang's suggestion, some adults did leave the auction site with their children, but more of them were those who originally planned to leave to go to the bathroom, and those who stayed behind because of what Chen Fang said aroused curiosity.

"Dear everyone, the next step is the official auction." Seeing that the scene had almost stabilized, Chen Fang lifted the red cloth on the trolley, revealing several relic armed crystal balls placed on the amplifier below.

"This is the thing that is not suitable for children? I have all my pants off, and you just show me this?"

"This man is a badass."

"Let's go, go."

Seeing that the lot was armed with relics, many people lost interest, feeling that they were cheated by Chen Fang, and wanted to go out after taking possession of it.

"Bump."

Chen Fang knocked on the table twice.

"Quiet, everyone, if you are not interested and want to leave, please keep quiet, everyone is a civilized person, don't affect others because of your noise, thank you."

Chen Fang doesn't care if you leave or not, as long as you leave quietly, don't disturb him to start the next performance, love to walk.

As soon as the voice fell, the voice in the audience immediately became much quieter. Although there were still, at least it would not affect Chen Fang's speech.

"Do you feel disappointed when you see that this lot is a relic weapon, and at the same time feel that I am lying. There is nothing inappropriate about this. It's just a joke. Take people for fools, right?"

"It is true that this is a relic armament, but it is different from other relic armaments. It is a myth series relic armament set, and the name of this set is the Redemption Maiden or the Redemption Queen." Chen Fang said slowly.

"The relic armament and suits? Aren't they all single items, and what is the myth series? I haven't heard of it."

"The guilty saint and the queen of punishment? Are they characters from the period of the gods?"

"Couldn't it be casual."

"Probably not, the auction of the business alliance is not something that anyone can take casually."

Chen Fang's words once again aroused everyone's curiosity, and those who were just about to go out sat down again.

"Everyone must be wondering why all the so-called suits that have not been heard of the relic armament for so many years are all single items, but they suddenly appeared today, and they are a little bit confused."

"There is actually a misunderstanding here. It's not that there are no suits, but that no one has discovered them. In fact, suits have always existed."

"Then why didn't anyone find out?" Chen Fang bought a pass, in fact, it was because he was looking for a suitable reason in his mind.

Chen Fang's question caused people in the audience to think subconsciously.

"I can't figure it out. The relic weapons have always been a single item, and everyone didn't think it was wrong to use them. Even if there is a suit, after so long, some people should piece together one or two pieces, but there is no news about it."

"Yeah, it shouldn't be a lie."

"That's right, don't try to lie to me because I don't study much. Let's go." Someone stood up and said. It happened that this person was in the audience closest to Chen Fang. His words happened to be heard by Chen Fang, and at the same time he inspired inspiration.

"Yes, it's because you don't read much, bah, no, this gentleman actually made the point, that is, everyone didn't pay attention to the records in the ancient documents." Chen Fang said with a hammer, pointing to the person who stood up.

The man who was pointed at by Chen Fang was stunned, what do you mean, why is it important that I read less? You are not laughing at me.

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