My Skills Are Not Serious

Chapter 112 Shit Escape Is the Beginning of the Routine

"Fatty, you are not suitable for lying. If I am a brother, tell the truth."

"Did the 12th line make things difficult for you?" Chen Fang stared at Fang Dazhao and said.

"No, no, he is busy with his own affairs, so he has no time to deal with other things." Fang Dazhao shook his head.

"That's why those two people from the same company as you made it difficult for you." Chen Fang pointed to the duo of sycophants.

Fang Dazhao fell silent, Chen Fang looked at him and didn't ask any more questions.

We are all adults, and we have to think for ourselves whether we say or do some things.

After Fang Dazhao was silent for a moment, he still talked to Chen Fang.

"After entering the dungeon, Liu Tianming, the senior of the twelfth line, told us that we only need two foils at most, and one is responsible for diverting the soldiers who ran out midway. Let us discuss how to take turns."

"So the two of them came to me and told me that they came from a company, and outside, they need to unite as a team. This time, it's a rare opportunity to come and learn. To be fair, they take turns leading soldiers."

"There are three commanders in the school, and it's just right for each of them to take turns once. I think it's not bad for one person to have two chances, so I agreed." Fang Dazhao said eloquently.

Chen Fang felt that this proposal was risky and there was nothing wrong with it. If he changed his position, he would agree to it just like Fang Dazhao.

"The first time was the bow and arrow commander. The soldiers I attracted, because the soldiers were all long-range, I was injured a little, so I used a bottle of potion you gave, but they saw it."

"They asked me to talk to me about a team. Just in case, the medicine will be divided into one point. When needed, it can be taken out for emergency. I think what they said is right. In case of monsters, they will be injured like me. It’s bad, after all, it’s all from the same company, so I gave it to them.” Fang Dazhao said, looking at Chen Fang with a guilty conscience.

Well, you have learned how to borrow flowers to offer Buddha. Also, I don't believe that they are not prepared. If they ask you to take it, you will give it. This is not lacking in thoughtfulness, Chen Fang is speechless.

"The second time was the commander of sword and shield. It was originally another one who distracted the soldiers. Just when it was about to start, he said that his stomach hurts and asked me to push it first. He went to make it easier for him to come back and change with me. I think it can help There was nothing else, so I agreed. Who would have thought that after I lured Zhanbing away, I never waited for him. When the commander of Zhanbing was killed by Liu Tianming, he came to tell me that I couldn't find where I was at that time, and Liu Tianming was there again. Urge, and go up for me."

Nima, the almighty Shidun, your kindness may not be kind, and there is probably another set waiting for you, maybe the two of them have already prepared to cheat you in advance, Chen Fang thought silently, it was as he expected What Fang Dazhao said next confirmed his thoughts.

"The last time was the spear commander. At that time, I told them that this time, they would go up for whatever they wanted, and they all agreed, but there was another quarrel between the two of them. If they said that I went up, one of them went up three times in a row. It's not fair to the rest of us."

"However, they also said that because of the two of them, I can't even have a chance, so they proposed to vote to decide who should not go up. For the sake of fairness, let Liu Tianming be the referee."

"I saw that they were arguing a lot. I thought they would vote for each other anyway. I just had to vote casually, and I agreed. Unexpectedly, the two of them voted for me together. Needless to say, the next thing .”

Amazing logic, you should be the most unfairly treated here, why should you vote? You also asked Liu Tianming to be the referee, so you were looking for someone who didn't know the truth of the matter and could make decisions to calm you down. With your soft personality, you definitely wouldn't sue in person at that time, after all, you belonged to a company.

And obviously as long as you ignore it, let the two people draw lots directly. If you have to agree to vote, fat man, I really don’t know what to say about you. Chen Fang was very depressed when he heard this. He doesn't like to use his brain and lack of heart.

"Brother, do you think I'm a coward, I don't dare to settle accounts face to face when I've been cheated by someone." Fang Dazhao looked decadent.

"Do you hate them?" Chen Fang led Fang Dazhao to hang behind the four of Liu Tianming, pointing at those two people and asked.

"It's not a matter of hate, it's just that I was cheated, but I must hate them very much. If it weren't for the same company, I..." Fang Dazhao stopped talking halfway through.

"What will happen to you? Tell me, what are you afraid of, there are only two of us here." Chen Fang said while using recognition.

Liu Tianming: Awakened, male.

Zheng Feng: Awakener of wind element, elementary level 4, male, professional photographer.

Batu: Awakened, male, follower of the Greedy One.

Li Cheng: Awakened, male.

Stinky bedbugs: centimeter-level mutated insects, whose body fluids are extremely stinky and can be sprayed, and if they touch the skin, the stench will linger on the body within seven days, and may induce body odor at the same time. Only stinky leaf juice can deodorize.

It seems that the recognition can describe creatures with lower strength than me in detail.

Hey, what is a greedy one? Could it be that he is also a god like the Lord of Disaster, so this Batu is also that glorious person, Chen Fang pondered.

He had encountered believers of the Lord of Disasters doing things in the arena, and he suspected that the robbery and touching porcelain might also be related to these so-called believers of gods. He saw another believer here, which made him a little concerned.

"I want to beat them up, but I can't seem to beat them." Fang Dazhao said the first half of the sentence with arrogance, but the second half of the sentence made him faint, and he interrupted Chen Fang's thinking.

Fatty, you are like an untightened balloon, it was bulging at the first moment, then let go of your hand at the next moment, and you just let it go, you are so angry, Chen Fang can't laugh or cry.

"Do you want to vent your anger yourself?" Chen Fang said.

"I think so, but if the company finds out, they will be fired." Fang Dazhao nodded, then shook his head again.

He really wanted to teach the two of them a lesson, but with the company system in place, he didn't dare to make mistakes.

"It's fine if you don't get known, let's go." Chen Fang patted Fang Dazhao on the shoulder and took the lead to leave.

"Where are you going?" Fang Dazhao followed.

"Go find a bag."

"Slap someone with a sack? Can it work? They are not ordinary people. Ordinary sacks won't work at all, so let's forget about it." Fang Dazhao said cowardly.

"You can imagine such a cruel thing as beating someone. Now it's a society ruled by law. Are you afraid of being invited to drink tea?"

"Uh, isn't it? It's not normal for awakened people to fight. As long as they don't kill people, the Federation won't take care of them. It's just that the company can't explain it." Fang Dazhao scratched his head.

Chen Fang found out that Fang Dazhao was not really cowardly, but was scruples about this and that, so he looked rather useless.

"I was looking for a bag to catch stinkbugs. I just saw a lot of ruins outside." Chen Fang said that he just identified a stinkbug and could use it.

"Stinkbug, what are you doing grabbing that thing? I accidentally got body fluids on my skin. I don't want to see anyone for a week. It stinks." Fang Dazhao looked unwilling.

"Does the stinky grass know?" Chen Fang asked, just in case, ask about the information of the stinky grass first, otherwise it would be bad if he gets tricked before he stinks others.

"Where there are stinkbugs, there must be stinkleaf grass. Bedbugs eat stinkgrass. Normal people know it."

"That's easy." Chen Fang nodded, now he has no worries.

"Brother, you can't touch the stinky leaf grass, and it's also very smelly. You're a stinkbug and a stinky leaf grass. What are you doing?" Fang Dazhao looked curious.

"You'll know in a while, hurry up, before those two people leave." Chen Fang urged.

No matter how unwilling Fang Dazhao was, he could only run around with Chen Fang, grabbing the stinkbugs with the bag he found.

In the dark place of the ruins outside the ruins, as long as there are stinky leaves growing, you can catch a few stinkbugs the size of a fingernail. The small abdomen of the bug's head is swollen. Once frightened, the abdomen will explode, and the abdomen will squirt fluid. , if you grab it directly, it will be easily stained, and then a stench will linger on your body.

Chen Fang and Fang Dazhao were both inexperienced in catching this kind of bugs for the first time. Fortunately, Chen Fang knew that using stinky grass juice can deodorize, which solved the problem. The juice squeezed from the grass is more attractive to stink bugs.

Afterwards, they took advantage of the characteristic of stinkbugs, made traps, captured more than a dozen stinkbugs, and let it go.

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