Chapter 2 2. Lao Wang Is Crazy (Please Collect)

After a good night's sleep, Wang Bo woke up with the alarm clock, washed up and went to work, and started the day's struggle again.

At the gate of the community, he met Brother Liu and his son again. In the morning, Brother Liu stopped selling roasted sweet potatoes and changed to selling vegetables. When he saw Wang Bo, he warmly greeted him again: "Xiao Wang is going to work? Don't you want to buy something? Come and have a look, Brother Liu has everything here."

Wang Bo smiled wryly, "Brother, I'm a programmer, not a chef. Why should I buy vegetables at work?"

Brother Liu held up a green cucumber and said: "I have not only vegetables here, but also fruits. Look at this cucumber, it's so green and pleasing. Buy two. You'll be in front of the computer all day. Eat more cucumbers to supplement your vitamins." There are benefits."

Wang Bo is right when he thinks about it, winter fruits are expensive and he is reluctant to buy them, so buy some cucumbers and eat them. So he picked four small cucumbers, and after paying the money, Brother Liu's son looked at him and said innocently, "Uncle Wang, I learned some ancient poems, do you want to listen to them?"

Wang Bo squeezed his little face lightly, leaned close to him and whispered, "First of all, brother, I will correct you, you mispronounced that line of the poem last night, it is "Yuefu Poetry Collection·Long Song" The famous sentence in Xing should be: young and strong, don’t work hard, grow up to be a coolie. Then, my brother is going to work, and I don’t have time to listen to you recite ancient poems, but you can recite it to your father, and he will definitely praise you for learning again For a new poem, maybe you will be rewarded."

After saying this, he took the cucumber away, and the wind blew from the soles of his feet, and he quickly dodged away.

Not long after, Brother Liu's loud voice yelled behind him: "Oh, you brat, who learned a crooked poem from someone, even your father dares to sarcasm, see if I don't make your ass bloom!"

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Squeezing the subway to the company with cucumbers, Wang Bo punched his card and was about to leave when a woman's voice sounded behind him: "Xiao Wang, these cucumbers are your breakfast? The company has a system that prohibits you from eating during office hours. You don't even have this Remember?"

Hearing this voice, Wang Bo shivered subconsciously, he was too familiar with this voice, it was his immediate leader speaking.

Turning around, it was indeed his yellow-faced woman who was the leader. Originally, his leader's name was Huang Lianxiang, a graceful name, but because of her bad temper and swearing in menopause, and her poor complexion, her subordinates nicknamed her Huanglianpo.

Seeing that the leader found his own cucumber, Wang Bo chose the best one and handed it over, and said politely, "Do you want to eat the leader? I'll give you one."

The yellow-faced woman shook her head coldly and said, "Forget it, how can I eat during working hours? Besides, I don't like cucumbers."

Wang Bo subconsciously said: "I understand the leader, I must eat it after get off work, but you really don't want it? Cucumber is a good thing, you can use it if you don't eat it..."

Several people around were waiting to check in. After hearing what he said, there was a burst of laughter. Huanglianpo's face turned even yellower. She stared at Wang Bo viciously, and asked through gritted teeth, "Xiao Wang, what do you mean?"

Wang Bo was sweating coldly, and said aggrievedly: "You misunderstood me, leader. I meant that cucumbers can be sliced ​​and put on the face to protect the skin. I didn't mean that..."

"Then what do you mean?" Huanglianpo asked angrily, her expression extremely ferocious.

Wang Bo didn't dare to explain anymore, he lowered his head and laughed, and prepared to use silence to meet Huanglianpo's erupting volcanic emotions, but suddenly his heart felt cold, and he remembered the test machine he took back last night, and he rushed to work today. Forgot to bring it!

This is the end of the game, Wang Bo was very anxious, he thought to himself, Huanglianpo was already angry, if he knew that he didn't bring her testing machine, she would definitely be even more angry! There is also the "Lord's Heart" game, I don't know if the game is still stuck - just when he thought of this, an unbelievable scene happened to him:

A green 3D heart-shaped statue the size of a basketball popped out of his body, and then the heart-shaped statue changed rapidly, from green to white, extending around while the surface undulated, and finally formed a semi-transparent one square meter Crystal sand table.

This sand table is rectangular, with hills and rivers, flowers, trees, birds, beasts, insects and fish on it, as well as a miniature castle the size of a sesame seed, all of which are crystal clear and translucent, lifelike and real...

Seeing this astonishing scene, Wang Bo's eyes suddenly widened, he ignored Huanglian Po who was still scolding him sharply, pointed at the translucent crystal sand table and shouted in horror: "Damn, what, what! Look, everyone, what the hell is this?!"

The surrounding employees who were waiting to watch the fun looked blankly at where Wang Bo was pointing, and then their expressions became horrified, because they found that Old Wang was pointing at the bloated waist of the yellow-faced woman...

"Fuck, Lao Wang is crazy?" "The grandson of Paralysis is going to die, is he laughing at the yellow-faced woman with a thick waist?"

The employees discussed in low voices, although they deliberately lowered their voices, but there were too many people discussing, and the voices still reached the ears of Wang Bo and Huanglianpo.

The yellow-faced woman was about to go crazy, she twisted her face and shouted at Wang Bo: "Xiao Wang, you don't want to do it anymore, do you?"

Wang Bo ignored Huanglian Po. Still in shock, he pointed to the crystal sand table in front of him and shouted to his colleagues: "No, I said you look at this thing, what is it? You can't see it? This, This, this, this thing, can't you see this thing in front of me?!"

Someone boldly joked: "I see, isn't the thing in front of you Manager Huang? Manager Huang is your leader, how can you point at her? How can you say she is a 'thing' or a 'thing'? "

Wang Bo looked at these people in horror. He only saw expressions of pity and mockery on the faces of the people around him, without any surprise or shock. So he rubbed his eyes vigorously, and when he opened his eyes, the crystal sand table was still in front of him, and of course his leader was also in front of him, with a distorted expression!

But at this moment, he really didn't care about the yellow-faced woman. Cold sweat broke out on Wang Bo's face and body. He looked at his colleagues in disbelief and asked in a panic: "You can't see it? Impossible, this thing is in the It’s floating here, you can’t see it?!”

The surrounding employees no longer laughed at him. They could see from Wang Bo's expression that he was not joking or pretending to be stupid, nor was he teasing Huanglian Po, but really saw something terrible, because Wang Bo's current expression And eyes, really really serious.

But obviously there is nothing here, so someone said in a panic: "Fuck, Lao Wang is crazy, right?"

Another person said anxiously: "It's really possible. Didn't someone die from overwork recently? Could Lao Wang be overworked? He can't bear the pressure mentally. He has been working overtime recently. He seemed to be the last person in the company last night." One left..."

The employees started making noises. After hearing what they said, Huanglian Po was a little flustered. She didn't care about clocking in. She grabbed her handbag and walked into the office quickly, closing the door with a 'bang'.

Wang Bo knew that his spirit was fine, but what happened to the exquisite green crystal sand table in front of him? Is he hallucinating? How did this thing appear? How can it disappear?

Just as the idea of ​​making the sand table disappear came into his mind, the white crystal sand table fluctuated again, and then completely reversed from the previous appearance. The sand table shrank, changed color, and finally turned into a green heart-shaped crystal image, and finally got into his chest!

****Words from the shell: This book will be slower than the fishing ground. The fishing ground started to go too fast, and the life in the later period is not easy to unfold. This time, I will use a slower pace to introduce the leisurely pastoral life.