1322 1305. The Man Picking Mushrooms (1/5)

Chapter 1322 1305. The Mushroom Picking Man (15)

The pecking between the rookies ended with Eva's meddling. She called the two little birds down, nodded their heads and said: "I have endured for a year, for the sake of the child, and today I can finally have a good time. If anyone makes trouble , I cut its fur!"

The commander nodded weakly: "Ah, the commander is the most obedient, ah, the commander is a good bird."

The political commissar also nodded hastily: "Political commissar, be good."

Xiao Meng heard the shout and flew down, thinking that something was wrong, but seeing that no one was paying attention to him, he blinked blankly, and then spread his wings and flew high again.

The army commander was worried about being attacked, so he flew to Wang Bo's shoulder to seek shelter, and when it was all right, it muttered: "Ah, ****!"

Wang Bo laughed, and said: "If you let your mother Eva hear it, all the feathers will be pulled out for you!"

The army commander shivered, and muttered: "Ah, the army commander is the best, ah, the army commander is the best."

After the spring rain, the scenery on the mountain is beautiful. This spring rain lasted for a long time, nourishing the land and forests. The shrubs and flowers that had been dry for a winter had already appeared some time ago. This time, after being nourished by the spring rain, they grew wildly.

From the foot of the mountain to the mountainside to the top of the mountain, there are green weeds everywhere, and some unknown wild flowers are in full bloom, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, and purple, embellishing the hills with colorful colors.

Eva took two deep breaths and said intoxicatedly, "It's so beautiful. I never thought that the mountain would be so beautiful."

Hou Haibo nodded and said: "Yes, it's very beautiful. It feels like the green grass is painted with paint. It's so pleasant to the eyes."

"You will think about the days in front of the computer screen every day in China, can't you live?" Qingyang teased.

Hou Haibo said exaggeratedly: "That day was absolutely unbearable. I really wondered how I could endure it back then? I admire myself now."

Li Xing shrugged and said, "It's easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but it's hard to go from extravagant to frugal."

Walking along the path behind the castle into the forest, some straw mushrooms appeared on the trees.

Eva was very surprised when she saw it, and immediately ran over to pick off the mushrooms. Little Loli held up the small basket and said, "Come on, sister, put it in, put it in."

Hou Haibo lit a cigarette, and Wang Bo extinguished it for him, saying: "Don't smoke on the tree, and try not to touch fireworks except for cooking."

"So strict?" He said angrily, "Isn't it easy to cause forest fires by lighting a fire?"

Qingyang shook his head and said: "Wrong, according to New Zealand statistics, the number of fires caused by cooking is very small, and this reason is very small among fires."

"Why?"

"Experts say it's because you pay extra attention to the fire when you're cooking. In this case, the possibility of causing a fire is low. But smoking is different. You get used to throwing away cigarette butts, which is more harmful to the mountains and forests."

Wang Bo said: "Okay, don't worry about smoking, I have a joke about picking mushrooms, do you want to listen to it?"

Hou Haibo asked, "What joke?"

Wang Bodao: "That is to say, Brother A and Master Xing like to sunbathe, and often go to the woods to lie down and enjoy themselves. There is a monkey, which likes to pick mushrooms. You know, monkeys are omnivores, right?"

Upon hearing this, the three of them raised their middle fingers at him at the same time: "Go away, Lao Wang, you are looking for trouble again."

Wang Bo laughed and said, "Listen to me, that is, the monkey can count when picking mushrooms, one, two, three, four, five, and count one when it picks up a mushroom."

"That day, Lord Xing was sunbathing, and the monkey didn't notice, so he picked mushrooms and walked over, one, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, six..."

When Qingyang heard this, he shouted: "Old Wang, shut up, I know this joke."

Li Xing said: "You are really disgusting, old Wang, but keep on talking, I don't know."

Wang Bo said with a smile: "In this way, brother A saw it, he stared at the monkey, and then saw him go to pick mushrooms one day, so he lay down on the road he must pass in advance, so that the monkey started to pick mushrooms, one, two, three, four, five, six Seven or eight..."

Hou Haibo rolled his eyes and said, "I have blood on my hands."

Wang Bo pointed at him and said, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, I didn't say anything."

That Qingyang pushed him and said: "When did you become so filthy, old Wang? This man really died as soon as he became a father. His thinking has slipped so badly. You have to go back and criticize and self-criticize yourself."

Little Loli frowned and thought for a while, then came over and asked, "Brother-in-law, what kind of joke did you just say? It's not funny at all."

After hearing this, Wang Bo looked bitter: "How did you hear that?"

Several other people gloated and laughed.

Straw mushrooms are the most common in the woods, a gray-white mushroom that can be found all over the world. It is said that some people also found this mushroom in the North Pole in September.

Wang Bo said that straw mushrooms are very fragrant after being fried in oil. Seeing that there are many mushrooms, the group picked them up.

He brought Uncle Bing and Atulu who had the most knowledge about survival in the wild, and asked them to identify the presence of poisonous mushrooms to prevent accidents.

When Uncle Bing saw a new mushroom, he carefully identified it, then named the type, and told everyone the answer. And Atulu no matter what mushroom he saw, he immediately nodded and said it was edible.

Wang Bo pushed him and said, "Be serious, we will be in trouble if we have problems."

Atulu said aggrievedly: "Boss, I'm serious. There are no poisonous mushrooms in New Zealand. These fungi can be eaten, I swear!"

Uncle Bing said: "Looking at it now, there are really no poisonous mushrooms."

Hearing this, Qingyang sighed, "Damn, this New Zealand is really blessed with a pure land on earth. There are no wild animals, no poisonous insects, and not even many poisonous weeds. Then what kind of fighting power does a Maori who grew up in this environment have?"

Atulu said: "You are insulting us. We are very effective in fighting. It was not smooth when the whites invaded New Zealand."

Bowen said: "It's because you are lucky that you didn't meet those white thugs who invaded the Indians, otherwise the whole New Zealand would have sunk to the bottom of the sea for you."

That Qingyang said: "I didn't insult you Maori by saying that just now, Atulu, I was insulting those white people that Bowen said, those idiots are really ashamed of the guns in their hands!"

They were joking, and Hou Haibo suddenly yelled: "Oh shit, come here, come here, what do you think is this?"

Wang Bo walked over curiously and saw that there was a tree hole at the root of a kaolei tree. Two small and thin sky blue mushrooms stayed in it. They looked like a pair of lovers.

"This is a sky blue mushroom, what's so strange?"

Hou Haibo said: "Are they very common? Blue mushrooms, how rare."

Atulu said: "It's so rare, you give me fifty yuan, and I will conjure one for you."

Wang Bo knew that he wanted to fool Hou Haibo with the trick he used to fool him back then, so he just smiled and watched his performance without speaking.