Chapter 1268 Smoking a Cigarette to Calm Down
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However, Lin Hai was not ready to let Taishang Laojun go just yet, so he approached Honghai'er again.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brother, be loyal!
After Lin Hai finished speaking, he immediately threw Wahaha AD calcium milk, Sprite, spicy strips and other items at it!
Ding dong!
You sent a version of Wahaha AD calcium milk to Honghaier.
Ding dong!
You sent a box of Sprite to Red Boy.
Ding dong!
You sent thirty packs of spicy strips to Honghaier!
Red Boy: Daxian, what’s going on! (followed by a drooling expression)
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Good brother, be loyal! Help your brother to do something!
Red Boy: Are you going to burn the few hairs that have just grown on Taishang Laojun's head to become bald? Wait, I'm going right now!
Hong Hai'er was so smart that he prepared to take action without saying a word, but was quickly stopped by Lin Hai.
Little confused fairy: Don’t worry, I haven’t finished speaking yet!
Red Boy: Daxian, just say it! You are so interesting, let alone burn your hair, just roast it!
Roasted? Damn, this naughty kid is too cruel, he is even able to be so cruel to Taishang Laojun.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: That’s not necessary. This time, help me burn Taishang Laojun’s ass!
Red Boy: Let him show his butt? Hahaha, fun, fun, look at it!
…
Heaven was suddenly in chaos, and all the immortals were in the Heaven trading group, denounced with righteous indignation.
King Tota: Refuse to steal and return my treasure!
Giant Spirit God: It’s not easy for famous farmers to make money, please give me back my hard-earned money!
Seven fairies: I want treasures, I want justice, I want Dharma!
Moli Qing: I want big pants!
God of Wealth: Melon seeds, beverages and mineral water, selling small benches in the front row, writing blood letters on behalf of others, making banners on behalf of others, and scolding the streets on behalf of others!
…
Taishang Laojun: Don’t be impulsive, I didn’t steal your treasures!
Magic Gift Red: Stop talking nonsense, the red boy has seen it!
Zhu Bajie: Dian Mu also saw it!
Tieguai Li: He Xiangu also saw it!
Nezha: The Dragon King of the East China Sea spied on you while you were taking a shower!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, you little bastard, when did I peek at Laojun taking a shower! (followed by an annoyed expression)
Nezha: Just last time, you two washed together, and you laughed so obscenely!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: x-on:Nezha, get out of here, if you keep talking nonsense I’ll slap you!
Nezha: x-on:God of Wealth, will you collect the dragon meat? Fresh dragon meat!
…
Seeing the chaos in the group, Lin Hai was so happy that he couldn't even try to monopolize his brother's things!
Little confused fairy: x-on:Taishang Laojun, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, or else we will burn your Tushita Palace!
Lin Hai started to set the pace, and the teasing gods behind him immediately caught up.
Zhu Bajie: x-on:Taishang Laojun, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise your Tushita Palace will be burned +1
Thor: x-on:Taishang Laojun, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushita Palace +2
Night Travel God: x-on:Taishang Laojun, I didn’t expect you to be such a person. Return the treasure to us quickly, otherwise we will burn your Tushita Palace +3
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Red Boy: Wrong, it’s not burning the Tushita Palace, but burning the buttocks! Ha ha ha ha!
Taishang Laojun: x-on:Red boy, little bastard, why are you biting my ass? My ass is on fire. Mr. Shui Dexing, come and put out the fire...
Mother of Lightning: x-on:Taishang Laojun, if there is a fire in front, remember to find someone to put it out! (followed by a shy expression)
Lei Gong: x-on:Dian Mu, Ah Dian, can you put out fires? I didn’t know for so many years that you are so talented!
God of Wealth: Taishang Laojun burned holes in his pants and ran for a long distance with his bare buttocks bare. Welcome to watch, the ticket price is 1,000 merit points!
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The crowd had been lively for a long time, and then it gradually subsided. The Supreme Lord made a big fool of himself, and under pressure, he returned all the treasures to the gods. This bunch of funny people were all happy.
But soon, a bigger storm swept through the heaven.
Many parents whose children were studying at Tianting Academy were said to have had an argument with their wives all night long, and then had their children withdraw from school the next day. As a result, Taishang Laojun looked confused and cried out that he had suffered a heavy loss.
What was even more depressing was that Princess Iron Fan came to Tushita Palace aggressively. It was unknown what happened. However, the next day, someone discovered that Taishang Laojun had a few more scratches on his face.
Of course, Lin Hai, the initiator of these things, was naturally extremely relieved after hearing the news, and he couldn't even close his mouth with laughter.
But soon, Taishang Laojun came to the door.
Taishang Laojun: Little guy, you are playing hard enough!
Little confused fairy: Laojun, what did you say? I don't understand? (followed by a confused expression)
Lin Hai suppressed a smile. Of course he couldn't admit such a thing. Taishang Laojun had no evidence anyway.
Taishang Laojun: Stop pretending. In order to appease my injured heart, I have decided to increase the pumping rate of Tianting Weidian and Baibao Pavilion by an additional 10% for you.
"Damn it, how shameless!" Lin Hai suddenly became anxious, how could he still make money?
Little confused fairy: Laojun, you don’t play like this, do you?
Taishang Laojun: Stop talking nonsense, it’s settled! Please light some cigarettes for Tianting Weidian. My heart is bleeding and I need to smoke a cigarette to calm down.
"Want a cigarette? Hehe!" Lin Hai's eyes lit up. Have you ever begged your brother?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Sorry, there are no more cigarettes!
Taishang Laojun: I wipe it, right? I'm addicted to cigarettes, you tell me I don't have any more? Stop messing with the useless stuff and get me some quickly. You can just have one first!
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: This, I’m afraid, is a bit difficult! (Followed by a helpless expression)
Taishang Laojun: Damn, you are taking advantage of the situation!
Little confused fairy: Congratulations, you got the answer right! (Followed by an expression covering his mouth and laughing)
Taishang Laojun made himself suffer such a big loss and even increased his pumping rate. How could I take advantage of him?
Taishang Laojun: You are cruel, tell me, what are the conditions?
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: Let’s take ten or eight pills of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill mentioned earlier.
Taishang Laojun: Do you think those are sugar pills? (followed by an annoyed expression)
Lin Hai smiled coldly and stopped talking. Anyway, it was Lao Jun who begged him now, so he was not in a hurry.
Spend it!
After more than ten minutes, Taishang Laojun could no longer hold his breath.
Taishang Laojun: You are cruel! It’s so uncomfortable to smoke without cigarettes. I’m taking advantage of you! One piece of Heaven and Earth Creation Pill can be exchanged for ten cartons of Zhonghua brand cigarettes.
Little Muddleheaded Fairy: No, no, no, a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes, in exchange for ten Heaven and Earth Creation Pills!
Taishang Laojun: Do you know how expensive the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill is? (followed by an annoyed expression)
Little confused fairy: I only know that the rarest thing is the most valuable thing! (followed by a cute expression)
Taishang Laojun: You are too shady. This proportional change is absolutely impossible!
Little confused fairy: Not black, not black at all. Compared with you old man, it's far behind! Oops, Tieguai Li is also addicted to cigarettes. Sorry, I only have the last cigarette left. If you don't want it, sell him!
Taishang Laojun: Wait a minute! Wait a moment!
Little confused fairy: Do you want it or not? Tieguai Li is still waiting!
Taishang Laojun: You are cruel! It’s easier on you! Send me the cigarette, I can't wait!
Little Muddleheaded Immortal: You send the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill first!
Taishang Laojun: Damn, you still can’t trust my character?
Little Confused Fairy: Wow, you are so smart, you actually know that I can’t trust your character!
Taishang Laojun: Your sister! As for you, I admit defeat!
Ding dong!
Taishang Laojun has sent you 10 Heaven and Earth Creation Pills, please check them in your Qiankun bag.
"Here you go, I got it!" Lin Hai jumped up and down with joy. He really didn't expect that he would get one of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pills that lasted for ten thousand years, ten of them at once!
"Zhonghua cigarettes have really made a great contribution!"
Ding dong!
You are like Taishang Laojun sending a carton of Zhonghua cigarettes.
Lin Hai also kept his word and quickly sent a cigarette to Taishang Laojun.
Without saying a word, Taishang Laojun quickly opened the cigarette and held it in his mouth.
"Red Boy, light a fire!"
"Oh!" Hong Hai'er opened his mouth and let out a mouthful of Samadhi True Fire. Taishang Laojun's beard and a few miscellaneous hairs on his head were instantly burned, and green smoke was rising.
"Damn it, you little bitch, I asked you to light up your cigarette, why don't you light up your beard!!!"
In the Tushita Palace, a miserable howl suddenly sounded, resounding in every corner of the heaven. At this moment, Lin Hai was already looking at the explanatory information of the Heaven and Earth Creation Pill in the Qiankun Bag, and his eyes were filled with excitement.