Chapter 506 [Funny Funeral]

Northern Suburbs Crematorium.

Although the news spread in the slow code, many people still don't know it.

One after another, some people came to see Dong Xuebin off with wreaths on their faces, but when they saw Dong Xuebin, who was holding his black and white portrait alive in the memorial hall, several people were dumbfounded, and the wreath in his hand was almost still on the ground. One by one they were astonished. Qin Yong and Sun Shuli were two of them. They were delayed because of a little urgent work, and they came a little late. Who would have thought that they would have seen such a terrifying scene as soon as they came over and almost had a heart attack.

"Brother Xi?"

"Director Dong!?"

Qin Yong and Sun Shuli couldn't believe it.

Dong Xuebin smiled and beckoned to them, "Old Sun, Lao Qin, here? Thank you, thank you, please come in, it's hot outside, take a break inside." Say hello and have to keep explaining it to people who don't know what's going on.

The entire memorial hall listened to Dong Xuebin alone.

"When the plane crashed, I jumped out of the plane ahead of time and escaped the accident."

"Wrong, aunt and uncle, take down the portrait, just take out my photo."

"Oh, Mom, if you don't want the things in the coffin, you can just throw the quilt and pillow. I don't have any spares at home. I'm too frustrated, so I threw it away."

"Hey, Lao Chen is here too? Thank you."

"Hey, isn't this Director Liu? Please come in, please come in."

The funeral was originally a very tragic and solemn event, but now it has completely changed its taste. Seeing Director Xiao Dong busy greeting the guests at his funeral, everyone is a little bit ironic. This picture is really a bit of that. , and several TV stations quickly recorded this scene with cameras. Rao is that everyone present has seen strong winds and waves, but they have never seen such a funeral, what the hell is this called! How come a funeral has become a welcome party? Director Xiao Dong is Director Xiao Dong. He can always do things that no one else can think of.

Suddenly, the mother pulled her son with the phone and whispered, "Lao Yang's phone."

Dong Xuebin smiled bitterly: "Don't let Uncle Yang come over."

Qin Xiaoping was in a good mood, and said, "Old Yang has already arrived at Yantai, but you are all right. I will let him go back, and he will let you answer the phone."

Dong Xuebin nodded and continued: "Hello, Uncle Yang.

"

First..." Yang Zhaode on the other end was silent.

"Uncle Yang?" Dong Xuebin thought the signal was bad, "Can I hear you?"

Yang Zhaode sighed, "I am relieved to hear what you said. I just heard what Shao Ping said about the specifics. It's good to come back. In the future, I will pay homage to my mother. Your mother has cried many times these days. If you did, you almost got hospitalized, don't worry about Xiaoping anymore."

"Well not anymore."

"Hehe, go ahead with your business first, then I won't go there. When you come to the city, the two of us will have a good gathering."

"Okay, thank you Uncle Yang for thinking about it, I'll treat you to dinner later."

As soon as he hung up the phone here, Xie Huilan suddenly greeted Dong Xuebin with his mobile phone squinting, and put the phone in his hand, "My mother, hehe."

Clearing his throat, Dong Xuebin found a place where no one was around and immediately answered cautiously, "Hello, auntie."

Just listening to Mrs. Han Jing, Mrs. Han whispered: "You, it's scary." The voice slowed down, "Is there something wrong?"

Dong Xuebin smiled and said: "I made you worry, I'm sorry, I'm fine, I'm fine, hehe.

"Well, it doesn't sound like you have anything to do with your tone, that's fine." Han Jing smiled and said, "Auntie can finally sleep peacefully this time. Hehe, you can let your uncle listen to you later." Han The lady's voice was far away, and after a while, the sound of a man's breathing came over.

Dong Xuebin has much more respect for Xie Guobang than Han Jing, who is a member of the Politburo, "...Uncle."

Xie Guobang hummed slightly, "You're back?"

"……came back!"

Xie Guobang didn't say much, and his words were exactly the same as Xie Huilan, not a single word was wrong.

This is called a father must have a daughter, right?

After hanging up the phone, Dong Xuebin heard Xie Huilan say: "My parents and Xiaohao's mother are driving over, hehe, it's almost there."

Dong Xuebin snorted, "Why didn't you say it earlier."

Xie Huilan smiled, "But now I'm going back again. My mother said that I'll give you time to go back to Beijing in the past two days, and then have a good chat."

"Okay, then tell your uncle and aunt, and I'll go tomorrow."

Ringing, ringing, Chong Xiaoping's cell phone rang again. After picking it up, my mother gave me a feed, and finally blinked and handed the cell phone to Dong Xuebin, "It's your old leader."

Is it Xu Yan, Miss Xu?

"Hello, Director Xu?"

"You kid, your life is really big."

"Ahem, it's a coincidence this time, good luck, uh, how did you get here?"

"I just heard about you, but your cell phone didn't work, so I asked someone for your mother's number." As the director of the Fenzhou City National Security Bureau, there is still some energy, Xu Yan said with a smile: "Beginning I've always been skeptical when I heard that you died in the accident. Who are you, Xiao Dong, others don't know and I don't know? How could it be so easy?

Dong Xuebin heard the sound of a car over there, and said without saying, "Where are you?"

"In the northern suburbs of your county, there is a crematorium in front."

"Yo, Big Sister Xu, then don't go back at noon, I'll treat you to dinner."

"Come on, I know that you are busy now, and there will be opportunities in the future. We two still use this politeness? Let's be busy with you, and talk about it when you have time."

"Then thank you old leader."

After hanging up, Dong Xuebin looked left and right, and suddenly pulled his mother aside.

Za Xiaoping asked, "What are you doing?

"This..." Dong Xuebin whispered behind Xie Huilan's back: "Aunt Dong couldn't get through on the phone, did she also come over? Why didn't you see it?" Actually, I wanted to ask just now, but Xie Huilan was always there, and he didn't find a chance.

"Also, Dong Yun was hospitalized two days ago."

"Ah? What's wrong with her?"

"Maybe she's worried about you, and Yunwei doesn't know whose child she's pregnant with. She's been in her stomach for five or six months, don't you know? She may not be feeling well. I've been with her in the hospital for the past two days. Oh, by the way, you should go to the hospital quickly, don't let Director Yun worry about it, when you lived in Beijing, Director Yun took care of you a lot." Qin Shaoping didn't know what was going on, and thought Yun Ying was the He was hospitalized due to ill health.

However, Dong Xuebin knew that Aunt Dong must be sick because she missed herself.

no!

Dong Xuebin couldn't wait any longer, and after greeting the person who came, he quickly dispersed the "funeral".