Thirty-Two, Talk About a Hammer

"Bold, Midgardian, do you know who you are facing?"

Under Odin's rage, his beard and hair were all stretched out, and his aura rose again, as if a volcano was about to erupt.

Sensing Odin's anger, Rorschach's eyes became serious.

Needless to say, the strength of God King Odin.

As long as this person is still alive, Thanos will not dare to set foot in the Milky Way. The Eternal Gun in his hand is known as the weapon of causality, and a shot will definitely hit and pierce the target.

However, no matter how strong Odin is, he cannot withstand the erosion of time.

Odin is now very old, and he will hardly live for a few years. He has worked so hard to plan this drama this time, just to let Thor grow up as soon as possible, so that he can provoke Asgard as soon as possible.

From Rorschach's point of view, although Odin is still powerful at this time, he is a big crispy skin with a high attack and thin blood, and he is not invincible.

In addition, Rorschach dislikes the role of Odin very much.

Not to mention the dark history of Odin when he was young, after unifying the nine kingdoms, he tried his best to become a benevolent emperor, but this guy has the ability to conquer the country, but he has no means to protect the country.

The old Odin was fatuous and incompetent, and the majestic Asgard was easily breached by the Frost Giants without learning the lesson. As a result, when the dark elves invaded, the Asgard's defenses seemed to be in vain, and finally led to the tragic death of the queen Frigg.

You say he guards the Nine Kingdoms...

Guarded, but not fully guarded.

At most, it can be regarded as maintaining a superficial peace, and none of the threats that exist in the dark have been resolved. Even if you are too old to be able to solve those threats, you should at least arrange some back-ups! As a result, I don't... just let it go.

This is lying flat.

"Ding, trigger the side story 'Odin's Wrath'. Facing Odin's arrogance and rudeness, ask the host to teach him how to treat others with humility, and reward him with 50,000 mission points!"

The cold electronic sound of the system suddenly appeared in Luo Xia's mind.

Rorschach was slightly taken aback.

Perhaps the expression of the system is usually more subtle. According to Rorschach's understanding of the urine nature of this system, this task translates into vernacular as "Host, please teach Odin how to be a human being"!

this……

So exciting!

The system will not release missions that cannot be completed. That is to say, in the judgment of the system, Rorschach has the strength to wrestle with Odin.

After thinking about this, Rorschach looked directly at Odin and said coldly, "Of course I know who you are, Odin Bolson, the king of Asgard and the ruler of the Nine Realms."

Hearing that Rorschach called him by his first name, Odin suddenly became furious.

Even if a mortal calls the name of a god, he must add honorifics before the name.

As for Rorschach calling him by his first name, in Odin's view, this was no longer a mere provocation, but a contempt and blasphemy against him.

Immediately, Odin waved the Eternal Spear again and slammed it on the ground. The terrifying momentum turned into a deafening roar, and the sound exploded like rolling thunder:

"You actually called me by my first name. Are the people of Midgard so ignorant of etiquette today? Do you know that your current behavior is a blasphemy against the great Odin?"

Feel the increasingly intense smell of gunpowder between Rorschach and Odin.

Thor hurriedly stepped forward to dissuade him, saying: "Father, this is a misunderstanding. Mr. Rorschach has been taking care of me since he was living in the mortal world. He encouraged and helped me when I was most difficult, please father The king calms down, everything is because of Loki, he is the one who obstructed it!"

The corner of Odin's mouth couldn't help twitching when he heard that.

Suddenly I feel very tired.

I'm afraid this son is not a fool!

Your hammer was robbed, and your old father went down to earth to find you back. In the end, you were lucky and helped outsiders speak.

If Odin didn't have the time and energy to practice a trumpet now,

He wanted to just shoot this thing to death.

Thor came forward to intercede, and Odin naturally couldn't continue to persecute Rorschach, otherwise it would only make people think that the god king is too small and loses his kingly demeanor.

He turned his one-eyed eyes, waved his hand at Thor immediately, and said lightly to Rorschach: "For Thor's sake, I forgive your crimes, Thor, I have restored your divine power, you can now Retrieve Thor's Hammer."

Sure enough, Odin came down for Thor's Hammer.

Rorschach sneered in his heart, as expected of you, Odin!

However, Brother Thor did not summon Thor's Hammer immediately after he felt the familiar power return, but looked at Odin very seriously, and said sincerely: "Father, I have made up my mind not to rely on Thor again." The power of the hammer, after this experience, I learned not to be arrogant, from now on, I want to learn from you and become a benevolent king."

What Thor said was sincere, and Odin finally showed a look of relief.

My son has finally grown up, and it's not in vain that I have done so much for him.

"Thor, I'm so glad you realized your mistake."

Odin said, looking at the female Thor Jane Foster, he raised his chin subconsciously, and ordered to Jane: "That female Midgardian, please return Mjolnir, Thor I will remember the friendship with you, let's let it go for today's matter!"

"Father..." Thor wanted to say that he planned to give up Thor's Hammer.

But before he could speak, Odin gave Thor a hard look, and Thor could only swallow the words abruptly.

Jane Foster, as people in modern society, is not willing to kneel down to worship some kind of god king.

Perhaps Odin is used to being a king and treats everyone with such an arrogant attitude, but this is the earth, and Rorschach and others are not his subjects!

So from the very beginning, Odin yelled at them, and everyone was already dissatisfied, but since this is the legendary god-king Odin, he could only swallow his anger, and Thor's hammer belonged to Thor, so they consciously It doesn't make sense.

So Jane Foster planned to return Thor's Hammer.

"Wait a moment……"

Rorschach's voice sounded again, he waved his hand towards Jane, and said to Odin again: "God King Odin, as the saying goes, you are not joking, you once said that anyone who is qualified can lift Thor's Hammer, obtained the power of Thor, since Dr. Foster can lift Thor's Hammer, he has obtained the power of Thor, but you want her to return Thor's Hammer, are you trying to break your promise?"

In fact, Rorschach has secretly changed a concept here.

As long as you can lift Thor's Hammer, you can get the power of Thor, but it doesn't mean you have the ownership of Thor's Hammer.

However, Jane Foster is a special case.

After all, this female Thor is also destined in the comics. In the comics, Odin also made things difficult for the female Thor Jane Foster. In the end, she had to rely on the female Thor to save Asgard many times before she got Odin's favor. recognized.

Since Thor's Hammer chose Jane Foster, they are like a couple in free love. Even if the parents don't support it, they can't beat the couple.

Most of all, Rorschach was very unhappy with Odin's domineering behavior towards him.

If you speak well, you can discuss everything, but Odin put on airs as the king of the gods as soon as he came up, threatening himself to kneel to him.

Can I get used to this?

Thor's hammer said to throw it on the earth, so it threw it on the earth.

Don't say it didn't hit anyone, even if it hit some flowers and plants, it's not good!

You think the earth is your back garden, throw it away if you say it, and go back if you want to go back, who will give you face?

Odin looked at Rorschach again, and the anger in his heart rose again, it was this person again.

Odin landed on the earth just after waking up, so he didn't see the scene where Rorschach punched the Destroyer. He subconsciously thought that Jane Foster, who raised Thor's Hammer, had dealt with the Destroyer armor.

The woman had already planned to return Thor's Hammer just now, and this arrogant mortal in front of her was messing around again.

Odin is old and tries hard to be a kind king, but it doesn't mean he has no temper.

Suppressing his anger, Odin decided to avoid this question: "Ignorant Midgardians, have you forgotten that the Guardian of Asgard waited countless years for today's peace and prosperity, you don't know how to be grateful to Dade, Do you still want to get your hands on the artifact of the Asgard?"

Rorschach smiled: "God King Odin, Asgard has credit for maintaining the peace of the Nine Kingdoms. So I propose that from now on, I promise to protect Asgard for twenty years, in order to In exchange for this lady's qualifications for Thor's Hammer, what do you think?"

In exchange for one Thor's hammer, Rorschach sheltered Asgard for twenty years.

You know, it doesn't even take twenty years. In the next ten years, Asgard will face several catastrophes.

The dark elves invaded, the goddess Frigg was assassinated, the goddess of death Hela was resurrected, Asgard ushered in the twilight of the gods, and the tyrant Thanos was purged.

Rorschach promised to protect Asgard for 20 years in exchange for a hammer that would be crushed in Thor's hands in a short time. How about Odin's blood?

But at this moment, Odin didn't know what a bargain he had picked up.

He laughed too, angrily.

Because Odin felt that this might be the funniest joke he had ever heard in his life.

A mortal from the lower realm even boasted that he would protect Asgard.

What arrogance!