The Best Small Farm

Chapter 2161: Pissing and Pissing

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"Sister Dudu, Da Hei Hei and White Wolf King are here." Bao Bao Xiaoren whispered. "There are also Big Mouth and Little Mouth leading the owl team, there is also Little Fatty leading the little pigeon team, and the phalanx of little squirrels and little monkeys have arrived."

"Get ready to fight." Dudu, the little man, put on his pirate hat.

"Sister Dudu, will uncle be angry?" The baby was a little worried.

"Dad won't be angry, you three stinky uncles." Dudu bulged his mouth. "When you get out, I'll teach you a lesson."

"Oh." The baby nodded his head.

In the bar, Liu Xiaoxiao laughed. "These three guys really think they are a person. Han is too lazy to pay attention to them. He must be caught blind now."

"Xiaoxiao." Liu Feng, pull Liu Xiaoxiao. "Don't gloat here."

"I'm just telling the truth, as if I'm a person." Liu Xiaoxiao said. "Don't even look at where this is."

"Okay." Liu Feng frowned slightly, a little disapproving of Li Han's direct refusal.

"For a moment, please stop talking nonsense." Liu Feng said. "After all, these people are older than you."

"Brother, you are really, forget it, I'm too lazy to be with these guys, I'm going back." With that, Liu Xiaoxiao stood up.

Liu Feng shook his head slightly. Liu Feng really couldn't do anything with these three people. Wu Jiang's brother is Liu Feng's brother-in-law, and Chu Ang may be his future brother-in-law. The relationship here is complicated.

"It's better to complete the handover as soon as possible, return to Inner Mongolia, and avoid these guys." Liu Feng thought and drank some wine from the cup.

Wu Jiang, He Ming, and Chu Ang left the bar cursing. Liu Feng stayed for a while before standing up, avoiding these three guys, otherwise they would drag him and talk endlessly.

"Sister Dudu, here you go."

The little baby said softly.

"Hey, you two little brats, what are you doing hiding here?" As soon as Liu Xiaoxiao came out, she noticed Dudu and Baobao, two villains, hiding by the mailbox by the door, muttering as if they were planning something.

Liu Xiaoxiao was curious and asked, which made the two villains tremble. "Little sister, you can walk without making any noise."

"I think you have a guilty conscience." Liu Xiaoxiao squatted down and asked in a low voice. "Tell sister, what are you two little devils doing? Is it fun?"

The two villains shook their heads together, not funny, and Liu Xiaoxiao curled her lips. "Don't try to lie to me, Dudu, if you don't tell me, I will go find your father."

"No." Dudu pulled Liu Xiaoxiao.

"Then tell me, why are you two brats paying attention here?" Liu Xiaoxiao glanced at the villain and chuckled.

"All right."

Dudu said. "It's okay, little sister, don't tell uncle stinky."

"Uncle Stinky, are you talking about Wu Jiang and the three of them?" Liu Xiaoxiao, feeling energetic, nodded when she saw the villain. "No problem, I'm tired of looking at these guys. Dudu, baby, tell me how you plan to deal with them. I'll help you think about it."

Baobao looked at Sister Dudu, saw Sister Dudu nodded, and said. "Sister Dudu has called all the animals on the farm."

"After waiting for a while, three uncles came out, scared me and ran away." Baobao said.

"It's just a scare, Dudu. These three guys have said so many bad things about your father. It's too easy to teach them a lesson. If you want, I'll give them a good beating." Liu Xiaoxiao waved her little fist and said through gritted teeth.

Dudu thought about it, it made sense, little man, and nodded. "All right."

"Sister Dudu, people are coming out."

"Prepare for battle." Dudu said.

"This place is so cold."

Wujiang, just showing his head, was blown by the cold wind, shrinking.

"No, it's been more than three months, and it still feels like damn winter."

"What, go back to the hotel?"

"Go back first,

I want to see how long this guy can hold out and refuse us, and see who dares to buy his cattle. "

"That's right. Go back to Brother Wu Chen and tell him that you can keep this kid's cow and kill it for yourself." He Ming said fiercely.

"Sister Dudu, the alpaca team is ready." Baobao whispered.

"attack."

A group of alpacas suddenly jumped out from the side.

"Something scared me."

"Puff puff."

"Nima, what is it?"

"Slobber, get out of here, damn thing, get out of here."

"Hahaha." Liu Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing.

It's so funny. A group of alpacas spat at three people. The three of them couldn't dodge. Their faces and bodies were covered with sticky saliva. The three guys raised their hands to cover their faces. Not to mention how embarrassed they were.

"This is this?" Liu Feng was stunned.

Liu Xiaoxiao squatted down when she saw Liu Feng coming out.

"Damn, what's going on?"

"I'm going to skin these lambs."

"asshole."

"Sister Dudu, the alpaca attack was successful." The baby gestured with his thumb.

Dudu nodded and made some gestures. "Baby squirrel attacks."

On the roof of the bar, a group of little squirrels, holding small thorny balls, quickly reached the designated height. "attack."

I saw small spiked balls all over the sky, like raindrops, hitting Wu Jiang, He Ming, and Chu Ang on their heads and bodies. Many spiked balls were stuck to their saliva. "Oh, damn, it hurts me so much."

Before the three of them could react from the drooling alpaca, there was a rain of thorn balls. Each one of them blocked it with their hands, and howled after being pricked.

Liu Feng trembled and quickly retreated. "How is this going?"

"It couldn't be Han who did it, right?" Liu Feng thought. "No, this doesn't seem like Han's style. Besides, it looks like a child's prank."

"Sister Dudu, we succeeded again." Baobao shouted excitedly after seeing the fruitful results.

"Hey, it's those little brats." Wu Jiang wiped his eyes with his sleeves.

"Wow, the bad uncle found out." The baby yelled and ran away.

"Damn you brats, I won't skin you until I catch you." He Ming, when had he ever been so angry?

Dudu’s bulging mouth. "Bad uncle, scare Dudu."

The villain is angry. "Little monkey grandson, beat me hard."

The little monkey grandson immediately jumped down from Dudu's shoulders.

"Bang bang bang."

He Ming, who was shouting, heard a bang on his head and was hit by a hockey puck, causing it to swell up.

"Dudu, isn't the little monkey holding a snowball?" Liu Xiaoxiao was startled.

"There are no more snowballs, they are all ice balls." Dudu said in a low voice.

"What, they're all ice balls, broken." Although Liu Xiaoxiao hated these three guys, she had no intention of doing anything to them.

But there are about a hundred monkeys attacking three people with ice balls. If they hit them hard, something big will happen.

"Dudu, stop quickly." Liu Xiaoxiao shouted. "Don't do anything bad."

"The little monkey grandson has run away far away, and Dudu can't come back when he calls." Dudu said in a low voice.

"You three are stupid, don't run away yet." Liu Xiaoxiao stood up helplessly and shouted loudly.

"Yes, run quickly."

"These damn monkeys, I will definitely find someone to crack their heads open."

"That's right."

The three roared, took off their clothes to cover their heads, and ran wildly outside.

Liu Feng was stunned when he heard the voice. "Is it Xiaoxiao?"

"This is impossible, how could it be Xiaoxiao?" Liu Feng exclaimed.

"This girl." A trace of anger flashed across Liu Feng's face.

"Sister Dudu, what should I do?" The baby ran to Dudu's side. "People ran away."

"Chase."

Dudu, the little man, waved his little hand, and the white wolf and the black wolf king got down. Dudu and the baby climbed up on the two wolf kings, and chased away with the little black bear and the big black bear, the mountain lion king.

"Don't run away, idiot."

"Don't run away, idiot."

Big Mouth and Little Mouth became the vanguard, leading the owl and the little pigeons led by Little Fatty to divide into teams and kill them from the sky.

"Damn, what is this?" The three of them just threw away their coats stained with saliva.

Without any effort, things began to fall from the sky, which was still warm.

"Mom, bird poop."

"Damn it, why is it raining bird shit?"

"Look, these birds are chasing us."

"Nima, this must be someone deliberately trying to mess with us."

"It must be that bastard Li Han."

"That's right, damn it, wait, I will pay you back a hundred times a thousand times." Wu Jiang roared.

"Run quickly."

"Go away."

"You idiots."

Unfortunately, no matter how they ran, the three of them could not avoid the bird droppings attack formation.

Liu Xiaoxiao and Liu Feng ran out immediately, and saw bird droppings falling from the sky and falling on the three of them, accumulating more and more. "How is this going?"

"I don't know either." Liu Xiaoxiao muttered, why are there so many birds pooping on the heads of Wu Jiang, He Ming, and Chu Ang.

"But it's really interesting. These three guys are really unlucky." Liu Xiaoxiao said with a smile.

"Brother, I think these three guys don't dare to come to Hank's Farm anymore." Liu Xiaoxiao said, secretly glancing at the brother, and saw that his face was livid.

"You, are you involved in this matter?"

"No, no." Liu Xiaoxiao is not stupid. "I don't care about this matter. It's these three guys who made Dudu unhappy."

"Dudu, the little girl from Li Han's family?" Liu Feng was stunned.

"What little girl, I'm richer than you." Liu Xiaoxiao curled her lips and said.

"What, don't be joking." Liu Feng didn't believe it.

"What a joke, Dudu opened a company of his own, which costs millions of dollars a month. Do the math." Liu Xiaoxiao looked like she was making a fuss.

"Really?" Liu Feng didn't know as much about Li Han as he imagined.

"Then Li Han is richer." Liu Feng was a little unsure.

"Of course, you haven't read the report that it is at least more than one billion US dollars." Liu Xiaoxiao said.

Liu Feng was stunned, there were so many.

"Hey, brother, stop talking now, hurry up, these three guys are going to be in bad luck." Liu Xiaoxiao said.

"What bad luck?" Liu Feng was a little confused.

"Dudu is about to make a big move." Liu Xiaoxiao said.

"What ultimate move?"

"What is that?" Liu Xiaoxiao's expression changed.

"python?"

"Oh my god, run quickly." Liu Xiaoxiao was frightened. (To be continued.)

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