Chapter 2146: This Cute Little Thing, We Usually Feed It Three Times a Day, Okay! ~

As soon as Xiaolan finished speaking, Conan nodded and said, "Listen, I'm a boy! A man!"

As Conan spoke, he wanted to take off his pants to prove his gender. Shu Yunwen smiled and stroked Conan's head and said, "Oh!~ I told you not to care about these details! Although you are a boy now, you can go to Thailand for surgery and become a girl, right?"

Damn it! You can go to Thailand for surgery and become a girl... Is that also called a girl? That thing is called a shemale!

Also, who is going to Thailand, damn it~! ~

Conan felt a chill in his crotch, and instinctively used his crotch protection skills, and then roared: "You... who wants to go to Thailand?"

"Well... don't you want to go to Thailand?" Shu Yunwen smiled slightly, then pulled the loli Ai wearing a snow girl's costume over and said, "If you think it's troublesome to go to Thailand, you can try Huiyuan's laboratory! Huiyuan has complete equipment and good anesthesia technology, and can also help you do a small operation..."

"..."

MMP! You can tease Conan if you want to, what does it have to do with me?

The corners of Loli Ai's mouth twitched twice, and she turned her head to glare at Shu Yunwen, then turned her head to look at Conan, and looked him up and down with an indifferent look. Conan couldn't help but shiver and felt uneasy. At the same time, Uncle Maori coughed lightly, and then said with squinting eyes: "Okay, you can talk about these boring gossips later, let's go to the shrine first!" Uncle Maori said, and stepped into the torii gate. Conan seemed to be really afraid of being pulled by Loli Ai. To do a small operation, he quickly followed, and Tsukamoto Sumi, Xiaolan, and Heye also followed. At the same time, Tsukamoto Sumi also said in a blaming tone: "Really, Yunwen-kun, look at how scared you made Conan..."

"Huh? Who is scaring him? Huiyuan, we didn't scare Conan, right?"

Shu Yunwen said, stroking Loli Ai's cat head, Loli Ai dodged nimbly, and Conan in front ran faster, feeling depressed and angry at the same time-

Damn! What do you mean you didn't scare us? You, this idiot, really want to do it?

Speaking of which, Loli Ai, this black-bellied loli, seems to have always treated him as a guinea pig, and threatened to dissect him several times! Although the possibility of him being gejigeji is very small, it is still necessary to prevent it!

Conan thought in his heart, and made up his mind to be a hundred times more vigilant against Shu Kehuo and Loli Ai in the future. At this time, everyone also walked through the forest path in the shrine and walked to the front of the water house.

The hand-washing house is a place in the shrine for washing hands and mouths. Its main function is to remove dirt and purify the body and mind, which is also the first step of formal worship.

Seeing the hand-washing house, the priest Dokudo Kinharu also took on his own task, pointing to the pond wall with the words "pure heart" written in front of him and introducing: "Everyone, this is the hand-washing house of the Death Messenger Shrine. You can wash your hands and mouth here to remove dirt, so as not to disrespect the gods..."

"Uh..." Shu Yunwen listened to Dokudo Kinharu's words, and turned his head involuntarily to look at a certain Conan and said, "Disrespect to the gods?"

By the way, as a ghost wizard, Shu Yunwen had no respect for the "gods" in various shrines. Sometimes he would "beat" the disobedient gods (Ogino Tomoya) for fun, so he basically never followed the rules of worship in the shrine...

Besides, do we need to respect the gods based on Conan?

As for this cute little thing, we can usually beat it three times a day, okay?

Shu Yunwen muttered in his heart, and then said casually: "Oh! There is no need to be so troublesome! This shrine was originally built for Conan. Given our relationship with Conan, there is no need to respect it. Besides, even if Mr. Maori wants to "respect" Conan, Conan dare not agree, right, Conan?"

Shu Yunwen said, smiling and stroking Conan's dog head.

Uncle Maori turned his head and glanced at Conan, then nodded and said: "Well, what classmate Yunwen said is true..."

This little ghost living in his house, even if he is disrespectful to him, what's the matter? Does he dare to have any objections?

If you have any objections, just use your sandbag-sized fists to deal with it! ~

Uncle Maori muttered in his heart, turned his head and walked towards the worship hall. Xiaolan and Heye looked at each other, and then Xiaolan smiled and stroked Conan's head and said, "Conan, Yunwen is right, so we don't need this hand water house..."

"That's right, you are a junior among us, and it's really a bit unreasonable for us to respect you!~" Heye also gently touched Conan's head.

"... Elders respect juniors, but juniors will shorten their lives..."

"..."

A group of people said a few words, and then walked towards the worship hall next to them together. Conan said "uh", looked up at the sky with a melancholy face, and thought to himself MMP--

By the way, you build a shrine for me, but you give me the respect that a god deserves?

It's okay not to use the hand water house, but you touch my head one by one... Ugh! What does the head mean?

Can the head of a god be touched casually? I'm almost bald from all the rubbing you guys do! ~

Conan roared in his heart, and followed Shu Yunwen and the others helplessly towards the worship hall. Before he reached the worship hall, he heard Uncle Maori say, "What? What are those on the stone pillars on both sides of the worship hall? Don't tell me, this is the shrine's messenger..."

Huh? Messenger?

From what Uncle Maori said, the shrine's messenger is weird?

By the way, Shu Yunwen, that scumbag, didn't do something weird to be a messenger?

Conan muttered in his heart, and found that he was blocked by the people in front of him and couldn't see the appearance of the messenger. After thinking about it, he immediately quickened his pace and squeezed into the crowd. Looking at the "messengers" on the pillars on both sides of the worship hall, he saw two little mice lying on their backs on the stone pillars, and there were several knives stuck in the little mice's bodies. The tail and one leg were obviously cut off by the knife...

Seeing the "true face" of the messenger, Conan couldn't help but "puff" and almost vomited blood-

Oh my god! This messenger is... a little white mouse? ! And it's a little white mouse used for experiments?

Fuck your uncle Shu Yunwen! What kind of shitty divine messenger did you get me? Even if you really use a pile of shit, it's better than this thing!

Conan roared in his heart, and at this time, Shirakawa Haruyoshi explained: "Yes, Detective Maori, this is the divine messenger of the shrine, the struggling little white mouse-"

"--Lord Yunwen said that this divine messenger is the most suitable for the shrine!~"

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