Chapter 564 565, Paid Services

The lid of the pot was gently removed. There was a piece of steak on the plate, with knives and forks on both sides. Well, there was also a bottle of red wine in front of the plate!

At this moment, a big hand suddenly appeared in the camera, holding a small white pill between two fingers and stuffing the pill into the beef.

"That's not fair, guys!

Because I've been rubbed back and forth on the floor by that big guy O'Neal twice, and you still want me to seduce Tiger? "

"If you ask me, we might as well have a scissors-hammer game. Whoever loses will give the meat to the tiger?"

"But I think Alan should still do this. After all, he is Doug's brother-in-law."

The camera zooms out and takes the middle shot. Nicolas Cage, who is "missing" a front tooth, is making this suggestion to Tom Cruise sitting next to him.

"Hey..., Alan, why do you sprinkle pepper on the steak? You know, tigers don't like these!"

"No, Tiger likes it!" Russell Crowe said seriously.

"how do you know?"

"Because I saw Tiger Woods eating a steak in a restaurant, and he sprinkled it with a thick layer of pepper, um, and cinnamon."

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"OK, passed, next scene!"

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"Action!"

"Ding-ding-dong, ding-ding-dong..."

Nicolas Cage, who is missing a front tooth, is playing the piano, and standing on top of the piano is the white chicken.

"Tiger, tiger, eat the steak quickly!"

"After the steak is finished, you will fall into a wonderful dreamland."

"In the wonderful dreamland, you will also meet a pure and lovely tigress. That tigress has very long legs, just like Angelina Jolie."

I don’t know if Nicolas Cage’s singing had an effect. At this moment, the tiger in the bathroom actually swallowed the drugged steak and then fainted.

………

After 9 days of working together, Nicolas Cage, Russell Crowe, and Tom Cruise started filming, and their understanding became even more tacit.

In some scenes, there is no need to communicate in advance at all. During the official filming, it is just a look, and the other two can immediately receive the signal and make the "correct" reaction.

After all, we are all superstars in the Hollywood film and television industry, so we still have some temporary acting abilities.

However, when they watched their playful performance, the two brothers standing at the filming scene were not calm.

"Shaq, I'm a little scared. I'm more scared than if I dunked on the head of the basketball god Michael Jordan!"

"Kobe, to be honest, man, I fucking regret it now, because when I was acting on other movie sets, the director gave me a thick stack of scripts.

But what about Director Sun Hao? "

The miserable Shark O'Neal raised the small piece of paper in his hand.

"Kobe, do you see that?

The assistant director just gave me 25 words, just these 25 words in total.

Play the piano, sing, and ask the three cowards why they stole the tiger from their buddy?

Hmm... Also, knock Russell Crowe to the floor with one punch, then I sit on his waist, and you drag his legs and run around the living room. "

Oh ah…

When he heard that the next scene to be filmed was actually this kind of plot, Kobe Bryant was so surprised that he was speechless.

Grandma's legs, Sun Hao, do you know how much O'Neal weighs?

It’s 147 kilograms!

If such a heavy person rides on Russell Crowe, he has to crush the shit out of him, let alone drag him away.

Just as I was thinking about it, someone came over.

"Hello O'Neal, hello Kobe. I am Li Yu, the executive deputy director of the film "The Hangover". I am now entrusted by director Sun Hao to ask you two questions."

"Okay, please speak!"

Although the thin guy in front of him was only 1.6 meters tall, O'Neill estimated that he could seriously injure him with one slap, but he still maintained due courtesy and respect for him.

Because this guy belongs to his idol director Sun Hao.

"One, two of you, have you never acted before?"

"Yes!"

"Of course, 'The Hangover' is my debut film."

"Two, for the next performance, will you choose to express yourself freely? Or will the staff on site give you a demonstration first, and then you will imitate it?"

"Uh..., what do you mean?"

Kobe Bryant shook his head and said he didn't understand.

"Freedom to play means that like Russell Crowe, Tom Cruise, and Nicolas Cage, you can act however you want according to the plot and requirements set by the director, as long as you don't step out of the circle.

It’s easy to ask the staff to give you a demonstration. Our crew will perform it for you two to watch according to the plot set by the director, and then you will imitate it..."

"Show me!"

“Be sure to set an example!”

Before Li Yu finished speaking, Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal made their choices unanimously.

"OK, all right!"

Seeing the two brothers being so direct, Li Yu nodded.

"Since you two chose to let the staff do the demonstration, let me first talk about the service standards:

One, for $100 per minute, the staff is simply moving.

Second, the fee is 200 US dollars per minute. The staff will demonstrate the moves and also add lines.

Three, for 300 US dollars per minute, the staff will not only demonstrate the moves and lines, but also slightly design the plot according to the director's wishes.

For example, when the two men threaten Tom Cruise, Russell Crowe and others, they can perform a classic Bruce Lee move.

Four, 1,000 US dollars per minute, haha, this is more awesome, it is made of..."

"etc!"

Feeling something was wrong, Shark O'Neal slapped Li Yu on the shoulder.

"Wait a minute, assistant director, what do you mean by what you just said?"

"Shaq, Kobe, what we mean is that the crew can demonstrate for you two, but for every minute you do it, you have to pay the corresponding labor remuneration."

puff…

Hearing this, Shark O'Neal almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Is this still the crew of my idol Sun Hao?

It costs money to teach the actors in the crew how to act, and the fees are still so high. If the service is better, the price per minute will be more than 1,000 US dollars? !

Every movie Sun Hao made in the past was wasted, and he went to the cinema to support him without hesitation? !

"Hey..., man, let's go!

No matter how I feel about it, The Hangover feels like a shady franchise. "

Kobe Bryant crooked Shaquille O'Neal with his arm and lowered his voice.

"Where to go?

We have signed a contract. If you dare to break the contract, that old gangster in Hollywood, Harvey Weinstein, can find a lawyer to sue us both to death. "

Shark O'Neal is an understanding person and immediately pointed out the problem.

"Hey, assistant director, we choose a service of 300 US dollars per minute. You can quickly ask the staff to arrange it!"

"Well...actually, if you have money, you can choose services for $1,000 per minute."

"Stop being so wordy.

Our money is our business and has nothing to do with your crew. "

At this time, Kobe Bryant became a little angry and waved his hand, indicating that the next work should continue.