Chapter 241 240, Zhongwei Line 4

Yongkang Town, Shangtan Village

After coming out of the house, holding a bowl and swaying with horse hooves, he came to the entrance of the village.

According to his original living habits, Ma Ti never went out to eat. He just sat on the doorstep of his house, nibbling a small bite of salted radish and drinking a sip of millet porridge. The food tasted delicious.

If one day the mother-in-law is happy and steams some steamed buns with corn cob noodles, the taste will be amazing.

But today, he suddenly walked out the door with a bowl in hand.

For no other reason than to go out and see the Western view. I have lived for 55 years and I have never seen what a public toilet looks like. I heard that children who go to school say that there are public toilets in Zhongwei County, but I have never gone there. Crossing the county seat.

Now, I heard that one was going to be built at the head of the village, so Ma Ti planned to go there and have a look.

It was still a little late. When Ma Xie arrived at the village, he saw about 200 people from the whole village gathered under the tree at the entrance of the village.

Men and women, old and young, including children running barefoot on the ground, all stared unblinkingly at the construction team from the town working in the jujube forest not far away.

ramming, building walls...

"Are you saying that the town has money but no place to spend it? Why should we build toilets in our village? There are so many woods and so many ditches. You can't poop in any place?"

"That is, spending money indiscriminately. If the money for building toilets is allocated to our village, which family will not get 10 or 20 yuan each, it will only be enough for a year's salt money."

"Perhaps some leader will come to inspect?"

"Probably, because the leader comes and wants to use the toilet, so we can't take him into the ditch, right?"

"Haha..., yes, yes, yes, I heard that two years ago, a county leader came from the village next door. She was a woman. When she went to the toilet in the ditch, she didn't bring paper with her. Fat Erya, the women director of the neighboring village, handed it to her casually. A piece of rubbish."

The people in the village are so awesome, they are eating rice in their stomachs, laughing and chatting about the reincarnation of grains, without feeling any embarrassment at all.

Holding the rice bowl and sitting on the ground, Ma Hoo did not laugh along with the crowd, but was seriously thinking about the account that Li Kuaizui in the village had just calculated. If this public toilet made of red bricks was not built, then every household in the village would have to pay for it. Each household can get 20 yuan...

After struggling for five minutes, this old farmer who had never known what the world was like 50 miles away took action. He put his rice bowl on the ground and ran into the jujube forest.

"Which leader can take charge of the house? If you give me 100 yuan, my West Room will be used as a toilet."

"Well…"

Hearing this, the workers in the town's construction team who were laying bricks were all stunned. Is there something wrong with this person?

No matter how short of money you are, you can't let others use your home as a toilet, right?

"What I said is true, I'm not lying!

You are digging a hole here to build a roof, but you can also dig a hole in the west house of my house, and the purpose is the same..."

The horse's head was spinning very fast, but the other smart people in the village were not slow either. Before he could finish speaking, everyone put down their rice bowls and swarmed over.

"That's right, leader, use our spare house!"

"I only want 80 yuan. For 80 yuan, I will let you use our south room."

"yes!

Isn't it just digging a hole in the house to use as a toilet? After the leader leaves, we can bury the hole and people can still live there without any impact. "

………

The battle was a bit scary, and the contractor who was leading the team didn't dare to move. Damn it, what's going on? Someone's trying to build a hut at the end of the village for 300 yuan.

During the stalemate, a middle-aged man who looked like a cadre on a bicycle and hummed a tune came over from a distance.

"Hey... Monkey Sun, why did you stop?

People, you'll be there at three o'clock in the afternoon. If the toilet is not built by then, let's see if I don't skin you. "

"Hehe... Fu Zhen, it's not that I don't want to hurry up and work, it's that the folks in Shangtan Village think that building a toilet is a waste. It's better to give them money and use their houses as toilets." The contractor pointed at the circle. The common people who came up laughed.

"You fucking dare to think about using their house as a toilet. I'm worried about how to help them build more adobe houses in the village?" Mayor Fu swore and turned to Shangtan Village. villagers.

"Where is Lao Li? Where is Village Elder Li?"

"I do not know!"

"I don't know, then I'll let you know first." Mayor Fu put the bicycle up, took out a document from the black bag hanging on the handlebar, and read it in front of everyone.

"notify

Teachers and students from the Central Academy of Drama are going to film a TV series in our Shangtan Village. Before the TV series is officially filmed, 46 teachers and students have to have three months of life experience..."

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"vomit…"

"vomit…"

"vomit…"

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Coming all the way, the response was great.

Except for a few strong classmates who are better, others have been vomiting, such as Hu Jing and Yuan Quan. These two beauties even hung plastic bags on their ears without caring about their ladies. Image.

"Director, I was fucking fooled by you." Qin Hailu complained.

"Sun Hao, don't call me senior sister from now on. You are not my junior brother. What you said on the phone was all nonsense, but you ended up getting me into this ditch." The person who spoke was Xu Fan, the director of the famous director Feng Xiaogang. lady.

Since Chen Xiaoyi was pregnant and Jiang Shan was still breastfeeding, Sun Hao found her through He Bing. Coincidentally, Xu Fan, who had just finished filming the movie "Endless", was free, so he came.

But I didn't expect that this trip to the northwest would be so hard, and there was not even a proper road.

"Haha..." He Bing was quite indifferent. Even though the car was shaking violently, he still smiled.

"Old Xu, this is called life, this is called art.

The movies shot by your Gangzi are just talking nonsense at most, making the audience in the theater laugh, so I think Sun Hao will be better than your husband in the future."

"Well..., is that so?" Holding back vomiting, Xu Fan began to look at Sun Hao, "Then I have to try, who is better, Sun Hao or my husband?"

Fuck, are married women so open when chatting? They are not afraid of meat or vegetables? !

Sun Hao was sighing, and the bus he was riding suddenly braked, causing everyone to rush forward. Fortunately, there was no accident.

"You bastard in front, do you know how to drive? Are you rushing to die?!"

The bus driver had a bad temper. He stopped the bus, opened the window and cursed at the front. At this time, Sun Hao also stood up and saw a black Cherokee SUV parked in front of the bus.

Hey, what's going on? Is it a highway robbery?

Thinking of this, Sun Hao pulled out the 1.2-meter-long steel pipe from under the seat, but before he could act, two people got out of the car in front, a man and a woman. The man wore glasses and waved at him with a smile.

"Director Sun Hao, come over quickly."