Martial Arts Competition (5)
Chapter 746
Yifeng, Thin Monkey and others entered the big boat, and there were all kinds of young girls swimming in the boat. Their graceful figures and delicate faces made Fatty and Thin Monkey hardly drool. People are slightly far away.
"A bunch of nasty people!" Yi Feng said contemptuously when he saw that the talented scholars who came in had similar expressions, his eyes were full of disdain.
Yifeng glanced at these people arrogantly, seeing that no one was looking at him, his eyes shifted to these graceful women.
"Wow! This cutie is so on point, oh, that one is not bad either! That ass, that boobs. Tsk tsk, dammit... that one in purple is even more beautiful, even comparable to Jinlou."
Yifeng was critical in his heart, but his face was still upright, and his eyes were quite contemptuous of Shouhou and others' drooling.
Even being a pervert! Also want to be a low-key satyr!
At this point, Yifeng suddenly thought of his apprentice Li You, this kid has his essence, he knows how to pretend to be tender and seduce women!
"My lords, in this competition, everyone is free to find targets. You can discuss the content of the competition with each other, and the winner will be promoted!" One of the old men stood on the rostrum and said, "Of course, the loser can also play on this ship. The game is over."
When Yifeng heard the rules, he couldn't help snickering, and cast a look at the fat man and the thin monkey that you took advantage of.
When the thin monkey and the fat man heard this rule, they also laughed and chose the content of the competition freely. With their fritters, can they still suffer? It seems that even without Yifeng's help, they can all enter the top 50.
Yifeng didn't take the initiative to find someone, he wanted to see that the bastard didn't look for him, so Yifeng sat down in one place, looked at the maid who was constantly serving these talents in the flower boat with a smile on his face, his eyes were mostly concentrated On people's thighs and breasts.
Some girls originally wanted to come to greet Yifeng, but under Yifeng's unscrupulous eyes, the faces of all the girls turned red, and none of them dared to come to greet Yifeng.
Yifeng felt that these women were too blind. They didn't know how to cherish his pure eyes and handsome face. Yifeng was ready to talk about his life with them before reaching the final. As long as they force them slightly, he will half push and half obey.
"My lord, you're being polite!"
Just as Yi Feng looked at the pair of long legs of the purple-clothed woman, and compared his heart with Bai Hanxue, a voice rang out.
Yifeng turned his head and looked over, only to see an old man standing in front of him who should be around fifty years old. Yi Feng quickly got up and stood up, saluted him back and said, "Senior, you are polite."
Yi Feng seemed extremely polite. As a person who had been there, Yi Feng knew very well in his heart that he could not offend the referee if he offended anyone. Otherwise, he would really want to cry without tears. At this time, the sky and the earth are big, not as big as the referee.
The visitor blushed, and said to Yifeng: "I have a picture of my house, how about I want to compare the couplets with the young master?"
"You and me to compete in couplets?" Yi Feng was startled, then pointed to the room map and said, looking at the old man very strangely.
"Aren't you a referee?" Yi Feng asked in a daze.
"I'm also a talented person who participates in recruiting relatives!"
"Pfft..."
A mouthful of tea, even though he had already swallowed it, was sprayed out in one mouthful. He pointed at the pervert in front of him, unable to say a word. It turned out that when Liu Mengran said that there was no age limit, Yifeng thought it was a joke, but he never thought that there would be such a shameless old pervert.
Yifeng took a deep breath, thinking of Liu Mengran's expression when he knew that there were such perverted people who participated in her wedding invitation.
"Old guy, are you sure you haven't twitched your head?" Yi Feng looked at Fang Tu playfully, knowing that he was not a referee, Yi Feng would naturally not have a good face.
Fang Tu snorted, his face so gloomy that it made people afraid: "Please enlighten me, my lord!"
Fang Tu had obviously experienced many such scenes, although he was not happy, he still clasped his hands and said.
"Damn, you're dead. I advise you to commit suicide by jumping into the river. I thought I was thick-skinned before, but now I realize that I'm so green and unacceptable." Since Yu's woman is missed by such a wretched old guy, Yifeng can't wait to kick her into the river.
Yifeng's cursing words immediately attracted the attention of most people. All of a sudden, everyone saw the room map, and those gifted scholars who had pretended to be gentle all started to swear, and Yifeng couldn't help but worship him because of the superficial behavior of the swearing.
"Is this old guy a hybrid of livestock?"
"No, don't insult the animals. It should be grown out of what the adulterer and his wife did in the hut."
"It makes sense, no wonder it's so wretched and shameless."
"Don't talk nonsense, can you? The premise of being shameless is to have face. Do you think he has face?"
"..."
Yifeng couldn't help sighing with this sentence: As expected, they are all talented people who have read poetry and books. Yifeng felt that he had underestimated the talents of this world before.
"Pan An, throw this old guy into the river, don't pollute our eyes."
"Yes! Pan An, kill this old guy!"
Seeing that everyone was so excited, Yi Feng wondered if he should throw this old guy into the river. He smiled and looked at this old guy with some evil intentions.
"Huh!" Fang Tu snorted, and a battle armor appeared on his body, which made most talented people shut their mouths. Battle armor is something that only strong men above the general rank can have. No one wants to beat this old guy. With such strength.
But Yi Feng looked at it with contempt, and just when he was about to kick it over. A word rang in my ears!
"Scatter them all, what are you doing? Mr. Fang didn't violate the rules. If you don't want to accept it, then just admit defeat!" The referee finally stood up at this time, and the last sentence was said to Yifeng. There is a warning in it.
Yifeng almost didn't laugh, how can such an old guy make him admit defeat?
"Forget it, for the sake of the misery you grew up in that hut, I will sympathize with you and promise you the couplet competition!" Yifeng said casually, but after Yifeng finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the referee and said, " After the competition, is it against the rules for me to throw a person into the water?"
The referee glanced at Yifeng and said lightly: "As long as you have this strength!"
"Hey! That's good!" Seeing what the referee said, Yifeng knew that the referee had an aversion to this kind-hearted person. But if you put yourself in the shoes of others and think about it, I am afraid there is no one who will not be disgusted. Especially for such a person, if it weren't for the rules, if it weren't for the rules, he would not have stopped Yifeng and everyone from insulting them.
"Please come up with a question!" Yi Feng said to Fang Tu.
"Humph! Today is my birthday, so I will definitely be able to embrace a beautiful woman. I have a lot of money, so I will definitely make Miss Liu's life happy." Fang Tu snorted, glanced coldly at Yifeng and the others, arrogantly Said so that these talents can't help but think about it.