Apprentice

Chapter 288 Accepting Apprentices

Under Yi Feng's slender tiger sword, Li You's beautiful brocade clothes were instantly torn, as if Yi Feng wasn't enough. He tried his best to dig out a few handfuls of dust from the ground, and touched Li You's body. In less than half a moment, Li You created a beggar that is even more beggar than a beggar!

Li You looked at the beggar's costume on his body, he felt as if he wanted to cry, but he waited fiercely for Yifeng and said, "Is this the costume you mentioned?"

Yi Feng rolled his eyes at Li You, ignored Li You's words, and grabbed a piece of cloth on his body with a strong force. Immediately, a cloth bag was torn off by Yifeng. In Li You's astonishment, Yi Feng tied Li You's waist, leaving two long cloth bags dangling around his left waist!

"Hey, there is no cloth bag, or if you hang nine bags, you will be the elder of the Nine Bags of the Beggar Gang!" Yi Feng said with some regret.

Li You saw that his brocade clothes had changed as if a dog had bitten him, he stared at those childlike eyes again, and stared at Yi Feng with hatred.

"Is this the so-called battle robe you designed for me?" Li You almost gritted his teeth and said.

Yi Feng rolled his eyes at Li You and said dissatisfiedly: "What do you know? Did you see the two holes in your ass? This has a sense of the vicissitudes of time. The perfect combination of belt and cloth strips is an art. The mix and match. The dust on the clothes will add to your sense of ruin. If you add some melancholy eye myths, you may be able to understand the mystery. You know, women have motherhood, and you have such a sense of decadence and ruin , will arouse the love and desire in their hearts!"

After Li You heard it, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he looked up and down his whole body. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that what Yifeng said made sense.

"Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't understand the deep meaning of it, so I misunderstood brother!" Li You touched up and down, and after Yifeng's explanation, he was deeply satisfied. The more you look at this beggar outfit, the more it is the trend of the times.

Seeing Li You's appearance, Yifeng couldn't help laughing from the bottom of his heart. Unexpectedly, the beggar in the previous life would be equally popular in this world. If I designed Brother Sharp's perfect mix and match trend, you would all be dizzy!

"Little brother. Remember. You have to pretend to be deep and melancholy. This look is the easiest way to attract women!" Yi Feng patted Li You on the shoulder and reminded him seriously.

"Listening to what Big Brother said, I'd rather read ten limited editions!" Li You said with great emotion, "Big Brother, I worship you as my teacher!"

"You don't need to be a teacher, it's okay to communicate. I think when your eldest brother was three years old, he exchanged a bunch of candied haws for a woman's first kiss. When he was four years old, he asked an eighteen-year-old woman to take a bath with me. When he was five years old I have already been involved in body art research. By the time I was six years old, I had almost explored the differences between men and women. By the time I was thirteen, I had already raised my gun. Until now, when I look at a woman, I just I know everything about his weight, measurements, and so on. I have reached the state of being able to get rid of a cow!"

Following Yi Feng's words, Li You's adoring eyes became more and more intense, until finally, he threw himself on the ground and worshiped Yi Feng: "Brother, take me as your apprentice!"

"Oh, what are you doing, little brother? This practice brings out the truth. Besides, I generally don't accept apprentices!" Yi Feng said seriously while dragging Li You.

"Brother, just ask if you have any requirements. You must accept the younger brother as your disciple!" Li You's admiration in his heart. As a virgin, he finally found a master to change his virgin destiny. How could he be willing to let go.

"This, little brother. You don't need to be a teacher, I will teach you when I have time!" Yi Feng couldn't stop Li You, and saw him jumping straight in front of him, he was ready to be a teacher. He couldn't help cursing from the bottom of his heart: Damn, I didn't realize that this brat was actually a pervert.

"No! Brother, I must worship you as my teacher!"

I'm not stupid, if I don't ask you to be my teacher, how can you teach me the essence, so that no one will call me a brat in the future, I must break my virginity and become a real man!

"Little brother, this is still a long-term plan..."

"Master, please accept me!" Li You was anxious.

"I really don't have the idea of ​​recruiting disciples..."

"Master, if you accept me, if you accept me, I will introduce my sister to you. My sister is a beautiful woman!" Li You hugged Yifeng's leg and said firmly.

"Little brother, with your elder brother's level, do you still need your introduction to pick up women? I have always been actively pursued by women!" Yifeng said shamelessly.

However, these words brought Li You's admiration to another level. He hugged Yifeng's leg vigorously and said: "Master, you accept me, as long as you accept me, you can call me a cow or a horse in the future!"

"I……"

"Master, why don't you accept me? I'll kneel down today!" After Li You finished speaking, she squeezed out a few tears, and even snot flowed out of her nose. She hugged Yifeng's leg and was about to wipe it off.

This appearance scared Yi Feng half to death. He quickly pulled his leg out, he didn't want this disgusting thing to get on him!

"Okay, okay! I'll accept you!" Yifeng looked at Li You's long snot dripping from his nostrils with some fear. Doesn't this little kid feel sick?

Li You saw Yi Feng agreeing, and a faint smile flashed on the corner of his mouth: the trick of snot is really tried and tested, and my sister can't stop it, and my parents can't stop it. Unexpectedly, this extremely wretched person can't stop it!

"Master!" Li You quickly stood up. The miserable appearance just now disappeared in an instant, and he looked at Yifeng with a smile on his face. I don't know where the disgusting snot disappeared.

Seeing Li You's appearance, Yi Feng couldn't help being stunned for a moment, then slapped his thigh and cursed: "Damn! I've been fooled by you!"

"Hey, Master won't backtrack? You promised me!" Li You looked at Yifeng and smiled slyly.

"It's a joke, how could such an excellent character of this young man backtrack on what he says!" Yifeng said dissatisfiedly, "However, you still have to abide by the rules of the teacher!"

Li You was taken aback for a moment, and then asked: "The master said, what are the rules of the school?"

"There are only two rules! The first one is that what the master says is always right. You must resolutely follow the orders of the master!"

Li You was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Yifeng with disdain and said, "What about the second one?"

"Rule 2: If the master is wrong, please refer to Rule 1!"

In a word, Li You almost died without vomiting blood. What is the difference between this master's rule and the prostitution contract? !

"Hey, if you don't agree, you don't have to join my sect. But let me tell you, my wolf palace only accepts one disciple per generation. If you miss it, you will lose your chance!" Yifeng said indifferently.

"Enter..." Before Yi Feng finished speaking, Li You interrupted him, another thought came to Li You's mind. As long as you become a teacher by yourself, you can become an apprentice by then. Hehe, what a good rule these two are, I must apply them to my disciples in the future!

Just when Yifeng was about to continue talking to Li You, he suddenly heard a shout: "Duke Xiao and several great scholars are here!"

"Duke Xiao is here, the poetry meeting is finally about to begin!"

"Haha, the talented girl Liu is also coming out!"