Two Hundred and Forty-Fourth Laughing and Crying

Seeing it a thousand times is worse than seeing it with your hands!

It is estimated that many people, when they were young, the old lady just twisted their ears like this and kept telling them.

When I was a child, I didn't think this was true.

But when I grew up, I realized that what my mother said was too true.

For example, there are countless films to read, but there is no code in mind.

But, with your pants off, you still don't know what to do.

In medicine, especially surgery, this sentence has actually been given the most classic suppository interpretation.

Zhang Fan was an intern in the Department of Urology back then, and he and another top student were an intern group.

Xueba is also a man.

In the past, there were fewer female patients in urology. As a result, just after Zhang Fan and the others entered the department, an old lady came. The old lady can pat her chest and swear that she definitely didn't come here because of these two young men.

It was already noon when the old lady was admitted to the hospital. The teacher had just talked with her partner, and finally invited her out for dinner, so she asked Zhang Fan and Xueba, did they practice in obstetrics and gynecology?

Before the two of them shook their heads, the teacher said, "Remember to catheterize the patient before getting off work at noon."

After finishing speaking, he went out on a date with his hairless head.

Zhang Fan and Xueba sat on the wax.

Both of them are first-time brothers, and they have no internship in gynecology. Although they have watched pictures in textbooks, videos in the school screening room, and various movies that are empty and well.

But, how to say this thing, people look different from each other.

The textbooks are all the most classic ones, and they are still prepared with leather.

The teachers are gone, and the two are gone.

I can only open the catheterization bag, and enter the ward like a dog.

The old lady was paralyzed on the bed, and her lower body was unconscious.

Then, without talking about their hands and feet, one catheterized the sweat on both ends. Nervous, really, the two of them were so nervous that their tongues were tied. Gray hair, shrunken lower body, neither of them knew what to do!

male and female catheterization,

No matter what, see the urine to be considered a success.

The two hurriedly acted like thieves. Anyway, the urinary catheter was inserted, so it can be guaranteed that it will never enter the anorectal opening.

However, neither of them could say whether it entered the urethra or not.

"Old lady, do you feel comfortable?" At that time, Zhang Fan remembered that he asked this question.

"Well, it's comfortable!" The old man was paralyzed, his lower body was unconscious, and his son was taking care of him at home, so he went out during catheterization.

The old man looked at the white sweat on the heads of the two of them. He didn't know whether he was soft-hearted or felt embarrassed. He didn't realize it, but he was very polite and reassured the two of them.

The two of them hooked up shoulder to shoulder as if they had done some earth-shattering feat, and they ate very deliciously at noon.

Back in the department in the afternoon, the old lady's son was looking for the two of them in the corridor as if he was going crazy.

Although the old man did not feel any sensation in his lower body, he still had a sensation in his bladder. Originally, I didn’t urinate all day yesterday, and I had catheterization in the hospital. The old man felt that he was fine, so he let go of eating and drinking.

As a result, at noon, the old lady was so depressed that she almost jumped out of the hospital bed.

Seeing the two, the old lady's hands were like catching flies, and her hands were dazzled.

It turned out that the two of them didn't insert it in the right place, the urethra didn't go in, it went in other places!

After Zhang Fan sewed up the abdominal cavity, the doctors of the Three Balls Kingdom felt the same as when Zhang Fan and his classmates took off the old lady's pants.

I clearly remember every step and every technique in my mind.

As a result, the abdominal cavity was closed!

Their minds are all muddy.

...

Surgery is like this, there is no teacher to teach, it is too difficult to enter the door. Therefore, in surgery, superior doctors are like masters.

This is also the reason why many internists who have advanced training have improved their level immediately after returning from a trip to several major hospitals.

Because people have seen new treatment methods and learned new treatment concepts.

As for surgeons, after a trip to a major hospital, what they were like before, and what they are still like now, there are more nouns in their mouths, and the names of a few experts.

What I knew was to go out to study, but I didn’t know that I thought he went out to make friends.

"Secretary Ren and Dr. Li are now looking at yours."

After the operation was over, Zhang Fan immediately told Ren Li and the doctor from Modu to start taking medicine.

"Sir, we can assist the physician!"

The doctors in Maruko Country were in a hurry at this time.

"No need, you have been standing for a long time, rest first." Zhang Fan smiled and shook his head, and refused.

After leaving the operating room, although Zhang Fan made a fuss before the operation, it was not Zhang Fan's fault.

So, out of the operating room, be good, the prince group is called an affectionate.

Before Zhang Fan could react, the ambassador to the UAE also came in person.

"Doctor Zhang, all doctors, you have worked hard, you have worked hard. I represent the country..."

The ambassador to Afghanistan did not intend to come. After all, when Zhang Fan and the others first arrived, the ambassador even smashed the teapot.

Therefore, the ambassador felt that it was a bit too utilitarian to add to the icing on the cake when he was already successful and famous.

But, when Zhang Fan went into surgery, the second secretary harassed Zhang Fan with Maruziguo, and saw the British referee leaving the operating room cursing. People reported it immediately.

After the ambassador finished representing, he looked at the three Maruko doctors behind Zhang Fan, and said to Zhang Fan, "Do you need me to come forward?" He glanced at Zhang Fan behind him.

They are all smart people, needless to say.

"Hehe, thank you. No need, they are already our hospital's partners. I'm really sorry that you come here in person despite your busy schedule."

Ouyang has already treated them like rabbits. Zhang Fan wasn't being polite either, Zhang Fan really didn't want the ambassador to come.

Because now that the operation is over, the prince must say that Zhang Fan is afraid that he will split half of the time if he comes to meet him, so...

The ambassadors are here, and Zhang Fan will definitely not be dismissed with a few words.

With the princes smiling one by one, the ambassador kept greeting each other.

"Our country is still very good at high-end. Not only medicine, for example, express delivery is still very unique."

"Can you beat Scud?"

"Hehe, we are real people, and we never put effort into our mouths. Just talking about our medical treatment, everyone thinks it's not good, but now, look, look, our doctors are the best in the end."

"Right!"

The ambassador struck while the iron was hot, taking advantage of the Dongfeng blown by Zhang Fan, and later actually sold Dongfeng to Saudi Arabia.

It is said that O'Hei's mouth was crooked with anger.

...

The princes thanked and the ambassador offered condolences. Not to mention the others, Dr. Li's forehead is shiny in Shanghai.

The next day, Zhang Fan and the others waited for Saudi Arabia to pay the labor fee before going home. The night before, Song Ping and Lao Zhao were in the hotel and didn't fall asleep all night.

For some reason, the two wandered together.

"Hey, Zhang Yuan is amazing, the surgery is perfect." Song Ping looked at the swaying Zhao Quanping, embarrassed and had nothing to say.

"Yes, it's amazing. It's really amazing. There's no way to say how amazing it is." Old Zhao was also embarrassed.

Both of them didn't need to talk, they both knew that the other person couldn't sleep.

For nothing else, when Zhang Fan went to an oil-producing tribe, the little nurse Bayin returned to Chasu and not only bought a house, but the little red Audi made a group of old men drool.

How much do you have to pay for coming to the most wealthy country now? The more I think about it, the more excited I get, and the more I think about it, the more I can't sleep.

So the next day, with dark circles under their eyes, the two urged Zhang Fan excitedly.

"Zhang Yuan, what time does our plane leave? Should we buy the tickets ourselves, or..."

"Be safe and don't be impatient, you two have become national treasures for a while!"

Zhang Fan and the others didn't have to wait long before a loud speaker came from Prince's team.

First thank you, then continue to thank.

Old Zhao and Song Ping waited so eagerly to go to find bags.

The prince didn't come alone, he was accompanied by a group of bodyguards and closed the door.

After thanking you, you will see the real chapter.

Cash, I don't know if it's for showing off or for showing off.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped! Several boxes were opened, and they were all cash, with the old beauty's face printed on it.

If Zhang Fan hadn't seen this kind of local tyrant's style, he would have been shocked.

But I have never seen this kind of local tyrant style. Not only Lao Zhao and Song Ping, but even Dr. Li from the magic city are so nervous that their toes are clasped together and can be used as hands.

Ren Li recovered a lot, not only did not feel any shock, but also frowned slightly.

Eldest brother is also quite at ease, think about it too, where is the worth of his father-in-law and his wife, he can be regarded as someone who has seen the world.

The ambassador also came to see him off. Zhang Fan looked at the two people who had already stayed by his side, and said to the ambassador embarrassingly: "It's quite troublesome to you, how about I donate a little to you?"

Zhang Fan didn't understand, before when he went out to throw a knife, he had to give the local doctor a share, but this time, the ambassador treated him, so he was polite.

After saying this, Lao Zhao and Song Ping's eyes turned green.

"How embarrassing, or..."

"Oh, forget it!" Zhang Fan just wanted to know whether he should give money to others or not.

"Eh!" The ambassador almost couldn't come up in one breath.

Saudi Arabia not only gave money, but also set up a special intestinal tumor fund for Zhang Fan.

It means that as long as Zhang Fan is willing to do some research on intestinal tumors, their fund can invest in it.

As soon as he said this, Dr. Li in Shanghai began to tremble with excitement. Only those with special funds are called doctors, and those without special funds are called scientific research dogs.

If he can collect money, Zhang Fan is definitely welcome.

When they come from Saudi Arabia, they are picked up by a double-decker plane, and when they are delivered, they are also delivered by a double-decker plane.

When Zhang Fan and the others boarded the plane, the ambassador shook his hand vigorously, probably regretting it in his heart, why should I be polite?

Two million in cash, US dollars, this is not a big deal, the fund that they set up for Zhang Fan, in the words of the prince, there is no limit!

The people on the plane were in a good mood, especially Dr. Li, who was about to get into Zhang Fan's arms.

But here at the Chasu Airport, I'm going to cry again.

The glass had just been installed, and as a result, the double-decker plane came again.