Chapter 146 Purple Potato Hanging

In the past, it was probably due to the lack of food or perhaps the heavy workload. Men and women felt old after the age of 50. It was like a bus driving on the streets of Chasu, and could stop eating anytime, anywhere. .

But nowadays, to be honest, even a person in his early sixties, especially if he has been in the system for many years, if he can still be a small leader, he will definitely look younger than some young men.

This time, the leader Wang who performed the operation at the Cha Su Hospital was like this. He was just in his early fifties, with no hope of promotion, and his hobbies began to change.

Eat, drink, have fun, tidy up, put on a flowered tie, put on pomade, comb your hair back, and put on a bright-colored down jacket. You are a successful uncle.

If there is another car that passes by, go to the entertainment venue at night and yell, I will pay the bill today.

Although Lao Wang did not exaggerate to the point where I paid the bill tonight, he should not be underestimated. In the unit, many things have been sidelined.

But there is still a certain amount of energy, for example, every year after the staff retire or leave their jobs, some people are transferred from the prefectures and counties to the urban areas.

Leader Wang's current function is to be mainly responsible for this item, and it seems that he really has no rights.

In fact, the power is not small, and this thing is like a meat bun, whether there is meat or not is not on the skin.

How many young people live in two places because of work, and how many young people dream of going from prefectures and counties to urban areas, this is understandable.

Leader Wang is in charge of this area, well, life is very chic.

As a result, for some reason, I got epididymitis. How should I put it, this disease is unfamiliar to many people.

However, after all, the urinary system has not been opened, so let's talk about it roughly, so that everyone can have an idea.

What is the epididymis, so to speak, is a small organ near the testicle (a), which is connected to the vas deferens and the testis (a).

Human sperm (a) are actually the same as the bananas sold from the south to the north. When they come out of the testicles (a), they are not fully ripe.

And this epididymis is actually doing the work of ripening.

On weekdays, this place is relatively deep, generally not infected, especially young and middle-aged, rarely infected, high utilization rate, fast metabolism.

But this thing,

Once the lower body is not cleaned up, something may happen.

For example, if the foreskin is too long, if the foreskin is too long, if the bacteria are reversing, it will cause this place to be infected, or there is another kind of...

Especially E. coli, it is too easy to infect this place. Just like chickens eating bugs, one-on-one, you can't even run away.

Leader Wang is already fifty years old, and he has never heard that the skin is too long.

As a result, one day, he felt that he was not suitable below him. Swollen and uncomfortable, like wanting to fly out to see the world all the time, I can't even wear underwear.

And the pain, this kind of pain, is not the pain of hard work, nor is it the pain that immediately makes you worse than life and death,

It's a kind of, hey, just like someone pulling the intestines, and there is pain every now and then, just like being pulled by life to pull out the intestines from the chrysanthemum.

When Lao Wang came to the hospital, he boasted about his position, but at the same time he was worried, fearing that something might happen.

The doctor in the special needs department, that is, the former cadre ward, looked at it, yo, I have to ask the surgeon to come and take a look.

The surgeon came to check, not only epididymitis, but also hernia, both diseases can make the lower body edema.

As a result, both of them were blessed, and the swelling was extremely severe. The skin is bright and bright, just like the current LED bedside lamp.

Anti-inflammatory plus surgery!

The hernia surgery was a success, the doctors pulled the bowel back down and back into the abdominal cavity, and the infection was pretty well under control.

It can also be said that the medicine cures the disease when it arrives.

After the operation, the doctor exhorted thousands of times to rest in bed and avoid unclean behavior.

Medicine, especially what doctors say, can sometimes sound scary.

"You are not good, maybe you will become cancerous!" In fact, the doctor himself has no idea how much the probability of cancer is. The most important thing is actually to express: maybe

But it sounds like it makes the patient feel like he is going to die tomorrow.

And some words, for example, you must stay in bed, many patients don't take it seriously, I can't sleep, so I need you to teach me?

The probability of canceration, to be honest, doctors are not very sure, because there are too many causes of canceration.

However, as long as the doctor says to put you on bed rest, he must be sure.

There is also unclean behavior, which is not as simple as a child playing with mud.

Once someone implicitly reminds you not to engage in unclean behavior, it does not mean that you need not to forget to wash your hands before and after meals, but tells you clearly: Do not mess around!

Lao Wang was lying in the ward. The first day, the second day, a week passed, and he felt much better, but he didn't want to go to work, because he was bored if he didn't go to work, and the doctor told him to take more rest.

So, lying on the big bed in the special needs department was boring every day. As a result, one day, this guy took off his hospital gown and sneaked out of the hospital.

Although he suffered from both general surgery and urology diseases, he was hospitalized in the special needs department, so the doctors in each department had very weak jurisdiction over him.

Lao Wang, who ran out, felt that he was well, had nothing to do, was young again, could drink small wine every day, and looked for small things every day.

After drinking some wine, under the flattery of those who asked him to do something, Old Wang let go of everything the doctor said.

I was happy all night, and returned to the hospital the next day exhausted. During the rounds in the morning, the doctor saw, oh, "President Wang" is still sleeping.

And it's been so long, so I haven't embarrassed the leader anymore, otherwise I'd be a little embarrassed to take off my pants every day in front of the big guy.

That's it, the matter came out, if Lao Wang is discharged from the hospital, the matter has nothing to do with the hospital 100%.

But here is the problem, the special needs department, in the past, the benefits were very good, and you couldn't even live in it without any extraordinary energy.

But now, serious leading cadres dare not live in it, ordinary people can't afford to live in it, it's just a decoration. How can there be so many sick rich people all over the world?

But doctors and nurses also have to live. After a patient finally came, everyone just opened their eyes and closed their eyes and let him call the patient.

This bubble, got into trouble!

Originally, it was epididymitis and hernia, which directly caused his spermatic cord urinary passage, which can be said to have been severely injured, even if it was repaired.

In fact, it is like a dam that has collapsed once. It is not as strong as it was before, and it can only be made up for by time.

But this guy, after drinking, alcohol has a paralyzing effect, even if the body sends out pain warnings, he can't feel it.

Moreover, there was a night of trouble. When I got back to the hospital, I was tired and exhausted, so I fell asleep directly.

When the body looks at it like this, if you ask for it, you don’t care about it, and I don’t care about it anymore, whoever you love!

Just like that, Pharaoh slept, slept, babbling his mouth in his dreams, thinking about the good things of last night.

As a result, the original spring dream suddenly turned into a nightmare. In the dream, when he was about to do something, he suddenly broke into a burly man.

The head was bigger than a pumpkin, and the hands were wider than a cattail fan. He grabbed his neck, lifted him upside down, forcibly separated his legs with his hands, opened his bloody mouth, and shouted, I will let you bully my wife.

Then he bit between Lao Wang's legs. Lao Wang was so frightened that he jumped up from the big bed, almost jumping out of his throat in panic.

Suddenly, I felt a particularly painful pain down there, as if I had been bitten in a dream.

Pulling open his trousers and looking down, Pharaoh was really frightened this time, his eyes were tearing open, and the dandan was hanging there like a huge purple meatball.

It's not as big as a bowl, but it's not much smaller. Just put it into a purple honeycomb, or hang a huge purple potato there.

What's more, the more he looked at it, the more it hurt, and he couldn't lift his leg because of the pain. Ouch, Ouch, Lao Wang couldn't even press the pager. It hurts to move!

It hurts, the huge purple meatballs, you can't even touch them, if you touch the skin, it's like all the muscles in your body have been pulled out, like the intestines have been pulled out from the anus, it hurts from the bottom to the top.

Sweat, cold sweat on the forehead, painful, brushing and dripping, ouch, ouch, groaning, Lao Wang couldn't even yell, and he didn't dare to tremble with his tongue.

When the nurse who was about to infuse the patient passed by, she heard it and opened the door to have a look.

Pharaoh was lying on the big white bed stiffly, his legs could not be separated as if he was lying on the splits.

And what about him is particularly obvious, the purple is dazzling, and the purple is shining.

The frightened expression on his face was as pale as if he had seen a ghost.

When Lao Wang saw the nurse, tears came out, "Help, help me!" He didn't even dare to shout for help because it hurt!

The voice is like a dog protecting food, the low one cannot be lowered.

When the nurse saw it, she turned her head and ran away, not because she was scared. As a nurse, to be honest, I have never seen anything before, but I have never seen anything like this!

"Doctor, hurry up, there is something wrong with the patient in bed 8, doctor, hurry up!"

When the doctor in the office heard that the nurse was yelling so quickly, he thought the other person had heart failure.

Pushing the ambulance, he ran to the ward, but when he entered the door, he was also stupid.

Really, surgical diseases are often not the kind that come slowly. Sometimes, half an hour before and half an hour later, there are two diseases directly.

The doctor in the special needs department is an internal medicine doctor, but he knew at a glance that it was an incarcerated intestine.

Call now!

Incarcerated, to be honest, one of the words that people who do medical treatment don't want to hear the most.

Because often incarceration is followed by necrosis!

When the organs of the human body are ischemic, they can also be supported by the surrounding organs to delay until the disease is relieved.

This is not the case with incarcerated ischemia. This thing, the body can't support it through other organs, and the ischemia time is a little longer, that is necrosis, don't even think about it.

It's like pinching the airway, and the gas cannot be inhaled.

The surgeon took Lao Wang and ran into the operating room, calling the family members and the leadership.

When the director of general surgery saw it, he quickly called the director of urology over.

Urology, the department that listens to Ouyang dialect the most among the tea surgery, because of the director, when the urology old Li came to have a look, "Cut it out, the testicle (a) is necrotic!"

When the director of general surgery heard this, his scalp went numb. The general surgeon in charge of the bed was about to cry.

"Did you do the rounds in the morning?" Old Chen's finger almost reached the forehead of the bed doctor.

"I checked, he went to bed in the morning..."

"This is not a hotel, you are a doctor, not a waiter, what are you doing, what are you doing.

What to do now, you tell me, what to do now? Necrosis, what should I do? "

The family members are here, and Ouyang is here.

Pharaoh's wife is fat and fat, with a fleshy face, double eyelids made with two knives, as if someone is pulling her eyelids from behind all the time.

The eyes are always half-open and half-closed. When looking at people, the chin is raised, as if looking at people with the lower eyelid.

The mouth is thin, and when you open your mouth, you can vaguely see the gold teeth inlaid with gold.

There was a donkey bag on his fat arm, yellow teeth, red lips, and extremely white foundation. When the director of the general surgery saw it, his heart skipped a beat.

As an old doctor, how many people can I count as meeting. When he saw it, he knew that he had no choice but to hand the matter over to the hospital.

The doctor in charge of the bed, at this moment, really, I didn't even cry if I wanted to.

Originally, I thought that I could still make personal contacts after the operation, but the contacts did not come, and the disaster came.

He looked at the other party's wife again, and felt so bitter that he really wanted to slap himself a few times.

"What? Necrosis? Do you want to cut it?" Old Wang's wife jumped up directly, and the flesh of her whole body seemed to start shaking together, just like a sumo wrestler in the Maruko Kingdom.

"Is this how you look at patients? Ah, he was sent in alone, and you watched him for a few days, and you actually wanted to cut off his...

Ah, come on, I'll cut yours off, would you like it? When you open your mouth, it will be cut. Why not cut your own!

Ah, what doctor, shit! "

Even pointing and cursing, the director of general foreign affairs has no place to put his embarrassing face.

Ouyang stood aside, unable to open his mouth.

How to say? what can i say

Could it be said: He is so old and has no reproductive requirements, so he will cut it off?

Can't say it, Ouyang feels bitter. The triangular eyes widened, and the sharp eyes almost killed the doctor and director of general surgery several times.

Lao Wang's wife probably burst out her dissatisfaction with Lao Wang and the depression of her own life.

In the office of the director of general foreign affairs, she yelled and cursed, Ouyang turned around and went out, and immediately contacted Zhang Fan, but she didn't say a word to the director of general foreign affairs.

The director of general foreign affairs really got a dog in his heart.

"First suspend the bed doctor for self-reflection!" Ouyang heard that Zhang Fan had already boarded the plane, and hung up the bed doctor immediately.

Lao Wang's wife is still making trouble, anyway, it's just the same thing, you have to find a way for me.

The director of general foreign affairs looked at the other party's saliva, but he didn't dare to wipe it off, just like a child bride, persuading and explaining.

On the plane, Zhang Fan took the internal medicine book he brought from the Provincial Central Hospital, and kept flipping through the subject of heart basics.

Cardiothoracic surgery has been opened. Although there are many sub-projects, the first one is cardiothoracic foundation.

There are various medical records in it, which are ever-changing, and I can’t figure it out. I can’t open any of the other sub-items, which is also different from other subjects.

Zhang Fan has been working hard for the past two years, and he feels that he is working hard, but he clicks on his basic subjects, and the medical records in it are specious.

"It's still not hard enough!" Zhang Fan sighed inwardly, and then he didn't go to sleep again. In the past, he went to sleep when he got on the plane, but now he couldn't sleep.

There is pressure in my heart, and I can always find the right way after practicing surgical operations and boiling the liver.

But this foundation is not enough, one is one, and it has nothing to do with two, knowing is knowing, not knowing is not knowing, there is no way to try, only to accumulate bit by bit.

Follow good people to learn good people, follow wizards to learn to dance gods, Zhang Fan opened a book to read as soon as he got on the plane, and he was not pretending, he was quite serious.

Xue Xiaoqiao's original mood of wanting to chat and fart suddenly disappeared.

"Mother, he is so talented and works so hard. If he is not the dean, who will be the dean?"

Then, I also took the book, started to read it, and then slowly read it into my heart.

Passengers on the plane watched the two young men refuel and study hard. Some parents said to their children: You must study hard in the future, or you will have to study with books even when you go out. Look at the two brothers, they probably failed the exam again.

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