Chapter 300 The Embarrassment of an Acquaintance Seeing a Doctor

There are more festivals, especially statutory holidays, in the border areas than in the mainland, and relatively speaking, the pressure on the people in the border areas is less than in many major cities in the mainland.

In big cities, you can see a group of old men and women dancing leisurely in the square, while most of the young people look anxious.

However, things are obviously much better in the border areas. Young people can often be seen singing and dancing on the grasslands and in the forests.

This kind of party is super simple, and some even only have one speaker. It doesn't matter whether there is food or drink. If there is some wine, it will be even more fun.

Deep in the grassland, under the big trees, sometimes it is not only convenient but also fun.

On which days do the hospitals see more strange patients? Holidays!

Ask Zhao Zipeng of the Juju Brigade and He Xinyi, the prostate killer, for this kind of matter. They have the most say.

Zhao Zipeng once met an old man. The old man said that he had blood in his stool. Zhang Zipeng gave the old man a plastic cup and asked him to defecate.

The old man said that he would not be able to defecate if he was not at home. Zhao Zipeng had no choice but to agree to let the old man go home to defecate and then quickly send it to the hospital laboratory. This process would avoid contamination as much as possible.

The old man was very obedient. After returning home to defecate, he hurriedly wrapped the stuff he had stored for several days in three layers and three layers outside to prevent contamination!

Then I got on the bus, and everyone in the bus vomited!

Nima didn’t know who the thief was. She thought the old man was packing a treasure, so she cut it open with a knife. The stool had been fermented for several days. It was black with yellow, and yellow with red. It was sticky and stringy. Those with silk threads are like harrassers and tend to bleed!

A car full of people and half a car full of people are vomiting!

The driver is crazy!

And He Xinyi also met a strange uncle.

Everyone was jumping up and down because they were holding back. He Xinyi and several students rushed to deal with it.

He Xinyi said smoothly: "Uncle, you are quite typical. Can I ask a few more young people to come and take a look?"

The old man thought that He Xinyi was talking about his lower body, and his face looked like Guan Gong because he was holding back his urine. The old man was full of pride, "Look, there is nothing you can't see in this thing. You can watch it as long as you want!"

The busier departments in the hospital during holidays are usually the surgery department in the emergency center, where patients suffer from abdominal pain after eating too much and fights after drinking too much.

The rest are gynecology and urology, and they mainly deal with all kinds of sexual problems. On the Internet, everyone has a full level of sex knowledge! But the actual situation...

For example, many people know about HIV!

The simplest thing is that during the holidays, many people travel and stay in hotels. It’s good to go out and have fun, see the scenery and visit other cities.

Hotel owners also make money.

But some bosses are evil-hearted and will mess with the room hygiene if they can. Then after the family moves in, the next day they will be like Monkey Sun in Huaguo Mountain. They just want to scratch the hairy areas, and then something bad happens. Pubic lice!

When the anti-nausea medicine first came out, a certain super thin person wanted to visit the Tea Su Hospital, but Zhang Fan ignored it. Damn it, you, a rubber seller, can compete with my anti-nausea medicine?

Unexpectedly, this rubber seller knew a lot of people. Finally, he found the Women's Federation and the Cross, and then entrusted the Tea Su Hospital to conduct scientific research.

It was only more than one million yuan. Zhang Fan accepted the money out of face and gave Lu Shuyan more than three hundred thousand yuan, and then blocked the rubber seller.

Lu Shuyan thought she was taking advantage, so she dragged the gynecologist to conduct research on patients every day.

"Can I ask you a question other than illness? Where does your knowledge of sex come from?"

I probably asked a few thousand people, and they said that most of the sex knowledge of those born in the 1980s comes from the Mosaic of Wanzi Kingdom, while those born in the 1990s come from major forums!

Many people really don’t understand that condoms can only prevent blood-borne diseases, but they cannot prevent body fluid-borne diseases, for example.

Especially in recent years, syphilis has been on the rise again, especially among the elderly. This disease was as powerful as HIV at the time. Mozart, who played cotton, and Maupassant, who seemed to write about his uncle eating oysters, were all affected by it.

Lao Mo even suffered from mental illness and committed suicide several times because of this!

When some old people get older, they feel that they have only a few years to live anyway, so they have nothing to fear and don't care about anything.

I only eat one meal a day, and I feel reluctant to eat too much. Then I buy a lot of antiemetics. Some antiemetics no longer work, but my tongue is still there!

In the end, I didn't know that I had been infected. When I returned home, I was still a kind elder, and I also liked to kiss the grandchildren at home. Soon after, my son and daughter-in-law were also infected.

The young couple broke up with each other and said that the other party was shameless and stole someone!

There is also gonorrhea. This disease seems to be a little transparent, and most people have never even heard of it. However, in the 2014 census of infectious diseases, patients with this disease ranked fourth among Type B infectious diseases!

How high is this status? What is the concept of No. 108 and 4th place? Wu Song, who fights tigers, is a martial artist!

What does gonorrhea look like? To put it in a simpler way, for example, both men and women have a teapot. The spout of the male teapot is longer and the spout of the female teapot is shorter.

After getting gonorrhea, the first problem is that the spout becomes red, swollen, hot and painful, and then the spout begins to secrete something like tofu dregs or yogurt.

When I pee, I feel like what’s being discharged in my urethra is not urine, but glass particles!

The man's spout looked like it had been pinched by the door after applying lipstick. It became big and red, and it was spitting milky white saliva.

The female spout is like two fried sausages, with secretions like white or yellow glutinous rice hanging on them.

This disease does not yet have syphilis, and it is not difficult to treat now. You can go to the hospital without a crab, and you can be cured in a few days. Why did penicillin become such a blockbuster back then?

Some said it was for meritorious service in the First World War, and some said it was for curing tuberculosis.

In fact, these are all serious answers from textbooks. Back then, penicillin was more expensive than gold because it could cure syphilis with just a few shots! If there had not been the emergence of antibiotics back then, it is estimated that Sandao would have killed himself without even having to fight.

I don’t know why, but people in island countries seem to be weird.

In the early years, people who could get gonorrhea and syphilis were exactly the same as when HIV emerged later. They were both diseases that only nobles could get! A group of men wearing wigs and high heels just love to make things difficult!

The biggest sequelae of gonorrhea is infertility! How many families that have been passed down for hundreds of years have finally disappeared in the long river of history, not because they were killed by the common people at the bottom, but because they were wiped out by gonorrhea.

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During the holidays, people all over the city are like bees without their queen in the hive. Some are in a hurry to leave the city, and some are in a hurry to enter the city.

The intersections leading into and out of the city are as blocked as intestinal obstruction. Zhang Fan, Shao Hua and Zhang Zhibo took Old Man Lu and his wife to the farm.

Because it is the harvest day on the farm. The frost-covered grapes are sweet to the heart when you eat them. All kinds of pears and apples are crisp and crisp. Just listen to the crackling sound when you take one bite. The mouth watering!

There are also plump cold-water fish from the river in the snow-capped mountains next to the farm. The thin fish meat is gently rolled in the hot soup pot. The meat slices are rolled on the chopsticks. Take a bite, and the bursting soup is mixed with it. With the decomposition of protein and amino acids, an indescribable fragrance emerges every time you breathe in!

This season, Zhang Zhibo went to the farm once and was unwilling to come back.

Zhang Fan stayed at the farm for one night and returned to Chasu the next day.

As soon as he entered the hospital in the morning, He Xinyi called Zhang Fan.

"Zhang Yuan, are you on duty today?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" Zhang Fan thought Director He was having an incurable surgery.

As a result, the other party hesitated and couldn't explain clearly. Anyway, he just wanted Zhang Fan to come over.

Zhang Fan changed into a white coat and walked toward the urology department while chatting with Wang Hong.

It was a holiday, and Zhang Fan originally asked Wang Hong to take a rest, but Wang Hong agreed very well, but today when it was Zhang Fan's turn to be on duty, she also came to work.

Upon entering the urology department, the ward was half empty.

The reproductive department, a branch of the urology department, is not even open. Compared with general surgery, the urology department has more emergency cases during the holidays, but fewer inpatients.

For example, an elderly man drinks a little too much during the holidays, and then suddenly becomes unable to urinate.

After entering the hospital, a guide wire can be inserted to solve the problem. People will definitely not be willing to let people perform surgery during the holidays. Generally, urology departments use one guide wire to rule the world at this time.

When He Xinyi was not acting director, she didn't know which of the narrow-minded people in Core gave her a nickname: Goddess of Guide Wire!

Young men probably know what catheterization is, but not many have heard of guidewire catheterization.

Under normal circumstances, catheterization is already very uncomfortable. Even if the catheter is coated with paraffin oil, it is actually uncomfortable to insert it in. It is like the intestines being pulled out by hands. It is indescribable discomfort and pain.

This is why men and women must be fully moist when fighting. If a boy doesn't understand, go to the urology department and have someone catheterize you, and you will be able to understand your opponent!

But catheterization is particularly difficult if you have an enlarged prostate.

The urinary catheter is made of rubber and is soft. When it is blocked, you can't get it in even if you force it.

Some doctors directly use a syringe to put paraffin oil directly into the urethra, and then rub and rub it. After ten minutes, it will be squeezed in due to the sufficient lubrication effect.

It is safe and risk-free, it is the paraffin oil that comes out first when you urinate. But for He Xinyi, this operation is a bit inappropriate. Applying paraffin oil is fine, but rubbing and rubbing often makes things worse!

So He Xinyi worked hard to practice her skills and started using guide wires directly.

This thing is actually a thin steel bar, about the thickness of an ordinary gel pen refill.

Put it directly into the urinary catheter and insert it into the male penis.

This kind of operation is generally not recommended by hospitals because it requires the doctor to have an abnormal familiarity and understanding of the pathological structure of the male penis.

Doctors who can't do this will never use a guide wire, because this kind of iron bar can directly cause the old man to bleed!

Often the urine does not come out, so you need to find a way to stop the bleeding in the faucet first!

As for Tea Inn Urology Department, the best guidewire user is not Li Xiong, nor any other male doctor, but He Xinyi!

He can be said to be the most unreasonable old man. After He Xinyi used a guidewire to pass his urine once, he was very polite when entering the hospital. Even his calves would tremble when he saw He Xinyi!

As soon as he entered the director's office, He Xinyi stood up quickly after seeing Zhang Fan. Then Zhang Fan saw a pair of young people sitting opposite He Xinyi.

"This is the director of our hospital, and this is my high school classmate. Please help me take a look!" After speaking, he kept blinking at Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan couldn't react at once.

What is this for? It doesn't matter if I can't do the surgery, but now I can even do it for someone to do a catheterization?

Or are you too shy to do it, so let me do it? What haven't you seen? Big and small, hairy and hairless, black and white, what's wrong with you today? Why are you winking at me?

It turns out that the boy sitting in front of He Xinyi was an admirer of He Xinyi in high school.

Many people think that everyone in junior high school and high school likes to study well. In fact, students who like to study well are teachers and parents.

And little girls often like some naughty boys.

However, He Xinyi secretly liked her and didn't remember her in her senior year of high school.

Mature early!

Whether he did anything or not, I don’t know.

The advantage of maturing early is that He Xinyi went to a good university and became a director, but this boy is still immature, still wearing ripped jeans, and the same bad guy he used to be.

"What's wrong?"

He Xinyi pulled Wang Hong out of the office, and after two nurses came in, Zhang Fan started to ask.

Although the two nurses were wearing white coats, the expressions on their faces were like those of the two generals. They had seen too many boys like this.

"My girlfriend and I are a little itchy and hurt down there."

Even though her lower body was itching and painful when facing this guy He Xinyi, she still wanted to wink at her.

This is the embarrassment of a doctor meeting an acquaintance. He Xinyi called the dean directly.

Faced with a bad face, the other party will not dare to make mistakes.

"How long has it been? Have you checked it somewhere else? Take off your pants and let me take a look!~"

Zhang Fan asked the nurse next to him to type outpatient medical records on the computer while wearing gloves.

When the young man took off his pants, Zhang Fan took off his gloves and put on a mask.

When I took off my shiny jeans, it was like opening the door of a summer public restroom. It didn't smell bad, but a stench!

The white underwear was stained with red blood and yellow pus, and it felt like a palette for painting oil paintings.

After a brief inspection, Zhang Fan asked the other party to put on his pants.

As a result, this handsome young man complained that his girlfriend was not feeling well either.

The gloves were changed and the girl was asked to take off her pants.

Examinations for men and women are different. Men generally have to lie face up during the examination.

During the examination, women generally have to bend over and lie down while holding on to the table.

When Zhang Fan took off his gray tights and took off his black lace, his hair suddenly stood up.

Because between the two strands, there is a growth like grapefruit flesh that has been peeled.

There are lumps and lumps, large pieces of red and pink growths, hanging in the gaps, really like the grapefruit flesh that has been peeled out!

"Do you have a history of taking drugs?" Zhang Fan took a step back slightly.

"Already quit, already quit!"

The man's eyes flickered, but this man's girlfriend didn't care at all, "Have you checked? Do you think I can put it on?"

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"Lu Shuyan, who is on duty in your department today!"

After the two of them got dressed, Zhang Fan made a call to the obstetrics and gynecology department.

This is not a simple disease and requires surgery as soon as possible.

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