Seven Hundred and Sixth, Mutual Harm
"The dean came to endocrinology today! I heard that he is still doing ward rounds!"
It was past three o'clock in the afternoon, and the rounds were not over yet.
That's how people are, if things don't fall on their own heads, everyone can always get together and gossip.
For a while, everyone wanted to see the endocrine joke.
As for endocrinology, this department is quite disliked by everyone. When others go to work by bicycle, the little daughter-in-law of the department is already driving a car.
When cars became popular, people started running again with ropes strangling their heads at work.
When everyone can afford leather clothes and genuine leather bags, people will start carrying sacks for natural beauty again.
Therefore, although this department leads the fashion style of Chasu Hospital, other departments, especially female doctors, dislike this department the least.
To be honest, the conditions of the doctors in this department are really good.
The lowest-ranking one is the wife of Cha Su County Tobacco Bureau. When others are reluctant to eat Nima's big meat at twenty-five catties, the welfare of others is directly to send half a pig to the unit, which is not considered a number in this department.
Really, thinking about it, it's also very helpless. I don't know how I got into a department in the first place.
The director, the daughter-in-law of the National People's Congress of Chasu, the daughter-in-law of the deputy director of the Chasu Distillery, other doctors, taxation, public security and law.
That is to say, Cha Su Hospital has been upgraded now, and Zhang Fan is now so powerful that he doesn't want it. Otherwise, there is really nothing you can do about it.
This is not a joke. For example, Dr. Li's husband, the boss of the Chasu Environmental Sanitation Bureau, used to treat Ouyang's medical waste through Dr. Li to invite his husband to dinner to solve the problem of the medical garbage truck coming late every day.
The director of endocrinology wanted Zhang Fan to take the lead, but Zhang Fan refused, "If you are busy, just pretend that I am not here. I am here for business study, not for ward rounds."
When the director of endocrinology heard this, his eyes turned red with grievance. It seems that this is the second rhythm of digestion.
To be honest, she really wanted to treat Zhang Fan as if he didn't exist, but her strength didn't allow it. Everyone can see the attitude of the endocrine director, especially Yang Hong and Xiao Chen, they are really envious.
On weekdays, although they are not high-level, they are at least close ministers of the emperor, but when they meet the director of endocrinology, they often don't treat the hospital office and medical office as dishes.
Although it won't make trouble now, but looking at Zhennima relieves his anger.
Ward rounds began, the first patient with diabetes and lower extremity sensory neuropathy.
Diabetes is a disease, how should I put it, it looks easy to control, but in fact, there are not many people who can control it very well. The first is the patient’s obedience. Some patients are very obedient when they are in the hospital. If the doctor asks them to take a bite, they will never take a second bite.
But after leaving the hospital and returning home, the doctor's words were forgotten, and it was only when he was lying on the bed after eating and drinking that he began to regret it.
Second, there are too many patients in the doctor's hands, and the doctor does not pay enough attention to the individualization of the patient. In other words, when the doctor sees that you are diabetic, after checking your blood sugar, he will treat you according to the blood sugar in the textbook, and follow your direction. You poke a needle in your stomach and inject insulin.
Although the blood sugar seems to have dropped, but because of the dosage, the control is not good, it goes up and down!
Therefore, although many diabetic patients took insulin and took drugs orally, the progress of the disease was not slow.
There are two types of diabetes, one is congenital, and the official explanation is caused by the autoimmune destruction of B cells. That is to say, the B cells in the pancreas were killed by the body's own immune system.
The second is insulin resistance or insufficient insulin.
With these two, it looks very simple. The treatment is also very simple. According to the textbook, a high school student can learn it after staying in the hospital for a few days. I want to understand the mechanism here,
This is difficult.
The director was at the forefront, and she felt that Zhang Fan must not be allowed to find You Hairy today, so she fully demonstrated her abilities.
Physical examination, a director of internal medicine for more than ten years, can be said to be a bit capable of physical examination. The director of endocrinology really worked hard today. Starting from the patient's hair, he meticulously checked the patient's toes.
Zhang Fan was also happy that the director was serious and looked carefully, after all, he came to study today.
For a patient, Zhang Fan didn't speak, and the physical examination took about 20 minutes. This is also the secondary reason why doctors in modern large hospitals do not give patients physical examinations, because it is too time-consuming. In many cases, today's doctors rarely do physical examinations for patients in outpatient clinics.
From eight o'clock in the morning until three o'clock in the afternoon. A group of wives and grandmas who can't show off their clothes, but can make a fuss about their feet, this will be true, and they can't wait to take off their high heels and stand barefoot on the ground.
It was so sad, and what was even more hateful was that Zhang Fan stood at the door of the ward, and when a doctor went out, he raised his wrist to look at his watch and at the same time he had to watch him off. When the doctor came in, he also raised his wrist to look at his watch.
Damn, if you want to steal more in the office, you will be lazy. Zhang Fan is like a timekeeper with red sleeves. I will write down every second you have in my notebook.
A big ward round, when the last patient round was over, Zhang Fan felt that the toes of these ladies wearing high heels had become a little thicker.
Especially for those who wear crystal stockings, the originally brittle white toes are placed on beautiful shoes, with distinct grains.
Now, due to standing for a long time, the edema is caused, such as Cuizhu's white toes are now fat toffee, one by one tightly close together, it is estimated that I used to wear 38 shoes, but now 40 can't fit in up.
What Zhang Fan wants is this effect, I will make you look good. I didn't say anything, I just let you stand, anyway, I am wearing flat sneakers, although it is also uncomfortable, it is definitely better than you.
Although there is no express requirement in the hospital, doctors and nurses are not allowed to wear high heels. But this is really impossible to wear, for example, if a patient has an accident and needs to be rescued in a short time.
You wear high heels and run from one end of the ward to the other end of the ward, a total of ten meters, you ran for two minutes, when Nima ran to the ward, the patient was cold.
After checking the room, the director wanted Zhang Fan to say a few words, but Zhang Fan shook his hand, turned his head and left.
Today, apart from letting these people stand as a punishment, Zhang Fan had nothing to gain, because it was too basic, so Zhang Fan walked away unwillingly.
And when Zhang Fan left, the doctors really, like children playing a game of grabbing stools, grabbed the nearest stool one by one, took off their shoes and wanted to put their toes in their mouths.
The director of endocrinology sat in the middle, rubbing his toes, thinking in his heart, "What are you going to do today, don't say a word, listen to the beginning and end, don't have any opinions, seriously work harder than the students who come here to study .
But when he was leaving, why did he look unhappy? Could it be that the rounds were too short? "
If someone takes a camera at this time and takes a picture of these endocrine ladies, you will find that it is extremely weird.
Obviously they all have celebrity faces, but their actions are more rude than the other.
One rubs the feet with hands, two rubs, and the other hugs and watches carefully. "Today was really mutilated by Zhang Fan. I think he did it on purpose!"
"Why don't you hit him!"
"You don't want to fight, so why should I fight!" The two women with professional titles are attending doctors, and the husband at home is a deputy.
"Your husband is disciplined..."
The director of endocrinology heard it in his ears, and felt sad in his heart, even though she also came here like this.
To be honest, the situation in this department is really complicated.
Back in his office, Zhang Fan dismissed two tails, and he changed into slippers to relax for a while.
Killing one thousand enemies caused eight hundred losses. Although he hadn't reached the point of crying with his hands on his feet, his toes were already sore and swollen.
Although the harvest today is not big, after listening to the director-level doctor's rounds, it is like reviewing the endocrinology course. Taking a breath, Zhang Fan sat on his desk, opened his internal medicine book and turned to endocrinology.
People's success is really not blown out. Zhang Fan's enthusiasm for learning is really admirable.
When Yang Hong returned to the office, although her feet were sore as if she had just unwrapped the foot wraps, she looked at her watch and saw that it had been ten minutes and Zhang Fan hadn't left the house yet.
She gritted her teeth and stood up. When she walked, she seemed to be injured between her legs. But she still twisted her face and knocked open Zhang Fan's office.
"Dean, you haven't eaten yet, shall I go to the cafeteria to get you some food?" He said while making tea and water for Zhang Fan.
Zhang Fan was a little embarrassed and wanted to stop it, but Yang Hong quickly made it for Zhang Fan, and even knew that Zhang Fan was trained by Lao Chen to like to drink Dahongpao.
"It's okay, you don't have to worry about me, I'll go eat something by myself later, you go to eat, this morning, you also have a rest."
"The leader is working so hard, how can I rest? As long as the leader is in the hospital, I will be responsible for the leader's eating, drinking and drinking. This is my job." Yang Hong glanced at the books on Zhang Fan's desk as she said. .
I secretly admire in my heart, this scumbag has become the dean, and still works so hard.
Although Zhang Fan said no, he accepted Yang Hong's arrangement honestly. To be honest, this is subtle. If a subordinate, especially a staff member attached to a department, can do this, it means that your position is already considered secure.
Zhang Fan drank tea and gnawed at the endocrine bit by bit. To be honest, the more Zhang Fan read it, the more uncomfortable he felt, and he wanted to tear up the book.
I don’t know how many people feel this way when they study endocrinology.
Anyway, Zhang Fan felt this way.
Really, the more I watched, the more angry I became, the more I watched, the more angry Zhang Fan ate five or six more thin-skinned buns than usual.
Yang Hong looked at Zhang Fan's eating, and was even more admiring.
I'm so hungry, I still have to read and study, hey! He deserved it.
That's how people are. If you succeed, this shit smells like lavender farts. For example, if Zhang Fan doesn't succeed now, she will definitely say, "This shit is so stupid. She has to read books when she eats. This is the way it is in this life." !
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