Four Hundred and Twenty First Alternative Uses of Apples

"The road to medicine is smooth ()"

People are very strange creatures. You are always polite and polite. Many people think that this guy is easy to bully and a softie. But once you show your teeth and bite a few to death, then talk kindly and politely, everyone will keep saying, wow! You see, this man is very personable, connotative, and caring!

When Zhang Fan got mad at endocrinology, he was not a director, but almost half of the main doctors in the department, everyone immediately commented on Zhang Fan's style a lot, what Xiaozhang Dean, what can only operate but not The management rhetoric is gone.

Even the old man who delivered the newspaper smiled brighter than before when he saw Zhang Fan.

Zhang Fan didn't expect that he wanted to stop endocrine cheating, ask for money, and study. He didn't expect to have this effect. It was really like what Mr. Mao said, one punch to avoid a hundred punches. When you think about it carefully, sometimes when you think about it, what the old man said is really frighteningly right.

When returning home to pick up the luggage, Zhang Fan told Shao Hua about this as a joke.

Shao Hua stroked Zhang Fan's face, "You mustn't be angry and black-faced all the time, I finally cleaned you up a little fair!"

"Go!" Zhang Fan smiled, "There are too many things, so I'll just stay for one night and fly back the next afternoon. You two suitcases of luggage, people think I'm here permanently, so take less."

Zhang Fan and Shao Hua packed things differently, not to mention Shao Hua even prepared an umbrella for Zhang Fan.

Ouyang is now completely let go on the construction site and will not come back. The contractor is miserable. In the hospital, Ouyang is an expert. If you talk about cardiology, Ouyang is still very good. But when it comes to the construction site, it's different.

To put it bluntly, in fact, if you don’t understand anything, you are just making trouble. But the contractor can't afford it. In order to fool the old lady, they specially recruited a few high-level vice presidents to follow up and hold meetings around Ouyang in a fake manner. Meetings were held in the morning, in the afternoon, and sometimes they had to work overtime for meetings at night. .

There were various issues discussed, but in fact, they were all trying to prevent Ouyang from entering the construction site, because Ouyang's entry into the construction site would interfere with the progress of the project too much. Meetings are held every day, and several vice presidents have collapsed. The meetings are not strong, but they are too frequent.

"I think this idea from the boss is a trick to us. Look at that old lady, she doesn't look like a master who is tired of being tossed by meetings. She has become more and more energetic in the meetings these days, and now she is starting to formulate construction plans. .I really can’t hold on any longer. If this goes on, the hospital hasn’t been built yet. I’ll go to the hospital first and find a doctor to show me.”

"That's so troublesome. This old lady can not only hold meetings but also see a doctor. You can't even find an excuse to ask for leave. She will know if you are pretending if you have a pulse number. If you insist on it, I guess when the old lady gets tired of playing, you will be fine." Going back, who made the project here too valuable."

The two accompanying vice presidents are almost useless. They originally planned to use the sea tactics to make the old lady tired, but they didn't expect that this person is a go-getter!

However, although Ouyang is not in the hospital, he still pays attention to the hospital. Hearing that Zhang Fan has lost his temper, the old lady is even more at ease leading a group of engineers on the construction site to have fun. Because the old lady felt that this field was too different from the hospital, and she was too curious.

Some people have lost their curiosity about many things before they are forty years old, while some people are in their eighties and hundreds, and they are still very curious all day long. When they see children digging out honeycombs, they will be shocked. I can go up and take a look. Although I was bitten by a bee in the end like a birthday cake, my curiosity is quite strong.

In fact, this is a kind of performance of not being old. Maintaining a curiosity, maintaining a curiosity like a child, to be honest, it is beneficial to the body and mind, this is definitely not nonsense.

...

With Zhang Fan's appearance at the annual meeting of the Orthopedics Department of Lianda University, his life finally entered the state of a medical expert. From Monday to Friday, Zhang Fan worked at the unit, and by the way, he was invited to the surrounding counties for surgery after get off work.

Regardless of whether Zhang Fan is leaving the province or going to Bird City now,

Car pick-up and drop-off, and surgery fees have been recognized by major hospitals as Jianghe scholars. The total cost of going out for two days on a weekend is 40,000 RMB. It doesn’t matter whether it’s one operation or ten operations. , which is the total number anyway.

The academician level is a little higher, 60,000 at a time. It is also the total number, regardless of the number of units. In fact, in two days on a weekend, about five to six surgeries can be performed. Often, the local doctors collect five or six patients who are willing to invite experts, and then finish them all at once on weekends. The skills of the local doctors have improved. It is really good that patients can find top doctors without having to travel to the capital or Shanghai or other big cities.

This kind of income seems to be a lot, but the whole country can fly like this absolutely no more than 10,000 people. Many people feel that this is not good, and doctors make too much money.

In fact, if the number of such people exceeds 100,000 or hundreds of thousands, the more the better. By analogy, if these people are placed in rockets, they are at the level of national treasures, and if they are placed in the army, they are at the level of generals.

In contrast, it is not affordable for ordinary people to call an ambulance even if the Golden Retriever country invites national-level experts. And in 10 years, the income of these top experts is actually not comparable to that of some top stars.

Perhaps this is also the reason why Hua Guo has always turned a blind eye to such things. Neither legal nor illegal.

But going to the surrounding counties is different. In the past, it was 500, and the 500 had to be shared with the doctors in the county, otherwise they would not call you for surgery. Now it has risen to 1,000, but now that Zhang Fan gives the money, they don't want it anymore, but there are more and more people looking for connections and looking for Zhang Fan to see a doctor.

I want Zhang Fan to take a look at any disease, Zhang Fan thought about not going to the county hospital to throw a knife, but this matter was blocked by Zhang Fan's father, "Don't forget your roots, even if the county is a little less, you can't feel that there is less money If you don’t go, you can’t think they are annoying, you have to know how you came here in the first place. And this is for the benefit of future generations.”

The Chinese people are quite strange. They don't believe in gods or immortals at all when they have nothing to do, and only believe in things when things happen. But I believe in some things that are obviously false, such as the words next to the trash can: Do not litter, offenders will be fined 500.

Not to mention the fine of five hundred, as long as no one is watching, even if the fine is five million, someone will still throw it. But if you write one next to it, the whole family gets cancer from littering, and no one litters, it's really strange.

...

The driver assigned to Zhang Fan by the government was a taciturn middle-aged man in his forties. When Zhang Fan gave up his special car, Zhang Fan thought that the driver would follow the car, but he did not expect that this old brother Zou would not Follow the car, but follow the people.

"Leader, when I came, my superiors told me that I should try not to let you drive in person, let alone drive long distances. Whether you are meeting friends or going to a meeting, I must follow you and drive for you."

"Hey, brother Zou, I'm pretty good at technology. Besides, if I go to the airport, I'll drive there and park the car at the airport, and then come back and drive back, isn't it over? It's troublesome for you to go back and forth, isn't it?"

Old Zou looked at Zhang Fan and lowered his head halfway: "This is my job too!"

Hey, after saying this, Zhang Fan thinks what he said is right!

In this way, Zhang Fan gradually got used to the life of being followed by others. Old Zou doesn't talk much, but he drives very steadily. It is definitely not comparable to someone like Zhang Fan who got a driver's license before entering the driving school. He is very strict in driving.

Within a few days, the Chasu traffic policemen became curious: "Hey, have you seen that red-plated Cruiser recently? His skills are getting better!"

Old Zou sent Zhang Fan to the airport, helped Zhang Fan get the boarding pass, watched Zhang Fan enter the terminal, and then drove back to the hospital.

Just when Zhang Fan was flying to Jinhe, the female boss from Cixi, the capital, took her girlfriend and her father-in-law and flew to Chasu.

Saying that she is the female boss seems to make her a bit old, but in fact she is about the same age as Zhang Fan, Shao Hua and the others, maybe not a few years older. But this guy is so powerful that he has done things that many men want to do but can't.

On the plane, the French girlfriend of the female boss of Cixi said coquettishly: "How long have you been flying, why haven't you arrived yet? If this is in Europe, it's probably out of Europe for such a long time."

"Europe! Hehe, where the eggs are big, we haven't even flown half of the distance." The female boss of Cixi, with her hair parted and wearing a thin light blue suit, put on sunglasses, she really couldn't see Come out male or female.

Domineering words in a deliberately low voice, if it sounds a bit pretentious to a man, but this girl from France likes it quite a lot, it's incomprehensible anyway.

If the female boss doesn't speak, she'll be a handsome butcher.

The old man in France doesn't seem to care much about his daughter falling in love with another woman. He is holding a newspaper and drinking coffee. He doesn't mind the two flirting people around him at all, and he is also big-hearted. people.

In fact, the female boss of Cixi didn't like Zhang Fan too much, she felt that Zhang Fan despised her a bit. Anyway, it belongs to the kind of people who saw it early.

But this time, she came here not only to see the quality of the essential oils, but she also had something to ask of Zhang Fan, so even if she didn't like Zhang Fan, she had to endure it, who made Zhang Fan capable.

It was actually quite difficult for her to ask Zhang Fan.

Because she wanted Zhang Fan to find a way to make her look more like a man.

To be honest, most of the plastic surgeons in the early years were orthopedic surgeons, not facial features, general surgery or the like.

Because only the change of the bone can completely change the shape, and orthopedic surgeons are also very good at skin grafting, but gradually orthopedic surgeons can't do it.

Because the plastic surgery industry has become more and more incomprehensible.

For example, a boss in Huaguo found a Thai demon king, and the couple lived happily ever after. Many elders were very curious. If they are so rich, they can’t have a married life with a man. It’s crazy. Do you walk the Valley Road every day?

In fact, this is what everyone does not understand.

It's a bit difficult to change from female to male.

But there is still a way to change from male to female.

As long as it costs money, this kind of surgery can make men more feminine than women.

Simply put.

For example, use an apple and an apple with a handle to describe the external reproductive system of a male. Note that it is an apple with a handle.

The apple handle is regarded as the urethra, and then the doctor makes a V-shaped incision under the handle, and then extends the V-shaped incision toward the inside of the apple.

The expansion has two purposes. The first is to take out the two egg yolks while reducing the scars. Without these two egg yolks, the male hormones will drop in a large amount, and then the beard and muscles will be reduced. It will gradually fade away.

When the first goal is achieved, the doctor will pull off the apple, fill it into the V-shaped incision, and suture it to increase the compression of the V-shaped row.

Then plasticize, make the excess skin into a shape with higher friction.

In this way, darling, the doctor has copied the system that women have developed for an unknown number of years, and it is more usable than the natural selection, because the doctor deliberately increased the friction. Except that she can't bear children, she is exactly the same as a woman, and she has a great posture of winning.

Therefore, there is a saying that especially if a man is demonic, there will be nothing wrong with women.

Zhang Fan on the plane didn't know that the trouble his father caused him had brought such a master.

...

When Zhang Fan came to Jinhe, the female boss of Cixi also came to Chasu. On Jinhe's side, Zhang Fan was picked up by the director of the orthopedics department of the Affiliated Hospital of Jinhe University. He was in his forties and was in his prime.

As for Cha Su, Shao Hua and Jia Suyue are picking up the plane here. Zhang Fan didn't want Shao Hua to meet the female boss alone, so Shao Hua took Jia Suyue to pick him up at the airport.