Extra Story: Smuggling Into Africa (Real World)

A certain person has been laughed at for several years and answered more than two million questions.

The question is this - what is it like to be an African Emirates?

The sand sculptures of non-chiefs answered and became a source of happiness for netizens.

"A non-chief? This is simply an unspeakable pain in the heart of this non-chief. I was addicted to xx producers in my early years. It took two years for the gold coin pool to smash the four ssr card fragments to 79. In the end, I sent ten consecutive rounds, and I was in a row. Four full ssr cards, I'm going to be fucked up!!!"

"This African chief is really crazy. He even dared to click on this question. A few years ago, a certain 3 game launched an event called "Old Dreams of the Red World", and the 60th CD must have a pendant. The African chief liked to mention doubles at the 60th time. , has become a non-chieftain celebrity in this game area."

"The upstairs is full of spies from Asia. The real African chiefs don't give out the whole card or the pendant."

"African Emirates has no gaming experience, thank you."

"Xuan doesn't save Fei, Krypton doesn't change his life."

"I have insisted on buying lottery tickets for 21 years, and I have never won a dollar."

"_(:3)∠)_It is said that the winning rate of the drink is 99%, and I drank more than a dozen boxes, only thank you for your patronage."

"African has twists and turns every time he eats, he's let go of a blind date in succession, and he catches a cold even after taking a bath..."

"Qaq is too dark, and my buddies don't want to play against me for rankings."

"Reposting all kinds of Weibo lottery draws all the year round, I have never won a prize, you know, there are only two people who have reposted once! Fuck!"

"When I was a child, I always thought that I was the chosen child of God, a chosen child, but later I realized that I was an unlucky ghost who was hacked by lightning."

All kinds of sand sculpture answers made netizens overjoyed.

A great god's answer is very classic, and this question has become a perennial popular existence.

"This question, why don't you ask the magical smuggling of African chieftains?"

All the netizens froze for a moment, and laughed wildly.

Smuggling into Africa is a celebrity, he is the first viewer in the live broadcast room of the Empress's Plane, and he is also a devout follower. The first recorded video was spread from him, and he is also an ancient giant in the mouths of many salted fish. He is also the founder of the Empress Live Forum and a column editor for related magazines. I majored in literature at the university, and took the live broadcast room as my job after graduation.

In terms of age, no one can compare with him.

In terms of seriousness, no one can match him.

According to his Weibo, he will watch the content of the live broadcast room every day, even if it is not live broadcast or rebroadcast, he will also watch the recorded cuts, and write notes for everyone who has shown his face or mentioned his name in the live broadcast room , to make a video document. Halfway through, I experienced college graduation, buying a house, getting married, being hospitalized for acute appendicitis, giving birth, the child’s first birthday, the child’s full moon, the child’s kindergarten, and the child’s primary school...

The energy he put in is huge, and at the same time, the harvest is quite good.

The Empress Forum is an evergreen tree. Under the management of him and several other founders, it has been prosperous for a long time. The traffic and advertisements alone can maintain the daily maintenance and update of the forum, as well as labor expenses. Every year, each founder can also reap Three or four million profit dividends.

The magazines hosted by him also maintained profitable sales when the physical magazines were in decline.

He wrote a detailed personal book for everyone in the Empress Studio, with a sharp pen and humorous words.

He keeps half of the profits from these books for himself,

The other half is donated to a charitable foundation organized in the name of the live broadcast room.

Of course, he still has millions of fans on the Weibo platform, and occasionally receives extra money.

After that, I invested in several TV series and movies with crowdfunding, and made a lot of money.

After taxes, he also earns close to eight figures a year.

He should be regarded as a successful person among his peers, a lucky star in the eyes of everyone, but——

It's a pity, according to Yu Yu's appointment of this ancient giant god, he can be regarded as a typical example of being unlucky since he was a child.

Drinking water can make your teeth stuffy, you can fall on the ground when you walk, and when you go out to a crowded place, your phone will be stolen and your computer will be stolen. It is said that the ancient master repeated the exam three times. He either lost his admission ticket for the college entrance examination for no reason or had a strange fever. It was an accident on the way to the exam——

"I set the ID for each of my accounts as 'smuggling to Africa', just hoping that I can steal from Africa to Europe and become the emperor of Europe."

_(:3)∠)_

This is the voice and cry of an African chief.

"I think, my life has been full of small twists and turns, and I was unlucky, probably to accumulate all the luck and meet the anchor."

Smuggling into Africa is very sensational and touching.

Being the first to enter the anchor room, the first to spot Jiang Pengji, exhausted all his accumulated luck.

The host was silent for a moment, and asked back, "So, is this the reason why you haven't achieved the achievement of 'Dream Back to Millennium'?"

Smuggling into Africa "..."

Please don't mention it! ! !

After this interview was released, many netizens couldn't help but haha.

The account id shows the lineage.

Even if the smuggled non-chief god put his home in the network cable of the anchor and grabbed the position in the live broadcast room time and time again, this still can't change the reality that he can't become the European emperor of "dream back to the millennium". Xuan does not save Fei, Krypton does not change fate. On the surface, he said he didn't care, but his heart was already dripping with blood.

After an interview, "Smuggling into Africa" ​​became a source of joy for netizens on Weibo sand sculptures that day.

The smuggled African chief silently put away his mobile phone, his no longer young and supple face was full of sadness.

He wants to Europe once again qaq

I don’t know if God heard his wish, but the year the anchor was about to retire, he crossed over to Africa as he wished.

_(:3)∠)_

Anyway, "dream back to the millennium" once, even if it is so many years late, but it can be regarded as taking off the hat of non-chief...... right?

After smuggling across Africa, he smiled innocently like a child.

Before laughing for a long time, the dentures of this body shifted, so he had to straighten the dentures.

"I heard that there are new dishes in Zhikezhai, do you want to go with Aiqing?"

The smuggled African chief had just "sneaked" to fit his dentures, and found a group of courtiers in official uniforms walking past him, as if they were going to court. He refused to leave, and wanted to hang around for a while, dawdling against the door of the palace, looking into the palace like a thief.

Before he took a second look and didn't see where His Majesty was, a familiar smile sounded in his ears.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty—Your Majesty—"

The smuggled African chieftain was so startled that he almost rolled his eyes, only feeling that the blood was rushing to his head.

Mother--

Living idol! ! !

"Yeah." Jiang Pengji asked him, "Want to go together?"

The smuggled African chief followed hand and foot, not remembering what he said.

for a long time--

"Your Majesty, don't you need to change your clothes?"

Jiang Pengji said, "It's not a dragon robe, and the clothes don't have dragon patterns painted on them. They are at most richer than ordinary people."

The emperor didn't wear dragon robes every day. In fact, the dragon robes were only worn a few times a year. There were three layers inside and three layers outside. How could the emperor take care of this for so many years? On weekdays, they dress better than rich people.

When the smuggled African chieftain went to Zhikezhai, he found that many people had already been waiting in the private room.

He was dazed again, and turned into the same hands and feet.

Mother--

All are living idols! ! !

The body that smuggled into the African chieftain was an old minister who was about to retire. He didn't have a high sense of presence on weekdays, but he had a good relationship with the ministers.

His appearance at this private banquet is not out of the ordinary.

In fact, as a loyal fan who has been paying attention to the live broadcast room, he knows that this is probably Jiang Pengji's last gathering before her Zen enthronement.

The next time she has a private gathering with the officials, she will no longer be the emperor but the emperor.

but--

Why does he always feel a little weird?

It seems that the anchor knew that this episode of dreaming back to the Millennium Ouhuang would be him?

Is it an illusion?

The smuggled African chief secretly scratched his head, his old face full of confusion.

Wei Ci, Yang Si and the others could see the strangeness of this colleague, but the other person usually has a withdrawn personality, generally not very social and entertaining, and the contact with his colleagues is not deep. Even if they discovered the weirdness of this old minister, everyone was sensible and didn't point it out.

Your Majesty has amazing observation skills, if there is any abnormality, she must be the first to discover it.

As a result, this bit of doubt was suppressed by everyone, chatting, reminiscing about the past or talking about the future with a smile, the atmosphere was harmonious.

Jiang Pengji has been preparing for the Zen position for three years. Everything is well prepared. The crown prince, Jiang Lian, is like his mother. Even if he can't handle the overall situation and loses his sense of proportion, the healthy Supreme Emperor can still suppress the situation. The ministers were a little worried about her meditation position, but they didn't object.

→_→

To tell the truth, there are still many courtiers hiding in the quilt and laughing out loud.

Their psychological shadow can be regarded as dissipated.

Prince Jiang Lian's temperament is much easier to serve than His Majesty.

In this regard, the smuggling of African chieftains can only eat melons in silence and watch silently.

As a die-hard follower of the live broadcast all the year round, he knows very well the temperament of Prince Jiang Lian.

I hope that after His Majesty takes the Zen throne, these courtiers who gloat at other people's misfortune will not cry bitterly and invite them back.

Prince Jiang Lian is difficult to deal with, and her twin sister, Jiang Yan, who is now the king of the county, is even more difficult to deal with.

When Jiang Pengji was in power, she was able to suppress the pair of sisters from harming the minister.

Once the tight band is removed, the ruling and opposition parties will let them toss.

Although the food level of this era cannot be compared with that of modern times, whoever makes the dining environment too good will directly eat enough to smuggle into Africa.

Yang Si smiled and said, "My lord has a good appetite, did something good happen today?"

Ever since this old minister got old, the other party has been very particular about self-care. He always eats 70% full and picky eaters.

Today, he wished he could lick all the bowls clean, his stomach was full from eating, and His Majesty even ordered someone to prepare soup for him to digest.

The smuggled African chief said, "I have never been as happy as I am today in my life."

Although I don't know why this colleague is happy, but the joy on his face is not fake, Yang Si naturally won't run into trouble, and smiled to make the matter go away. Your Majesty's Zen seat is coming soon, good things can never be too much, it's better to eat with an open stomach than to grieve and sigh.

After eating, the crowd dispersed, and Jiang Pengji found an excuse to ask for white dragon fish.

It's not once or twice to take a courtier's micro-service to visit privately, and this time I don't make a fuss.

"This microservice private visit is different from what I imagined."

This is simply shopping!

The smuggled African chief muttered, he knew Jiang Pengji could hear it.

Jiang Pengji said, "Otherwise? What thrilling plot do you think there will be?"

The smuggled African chieftain blinked, very innocent.

Jiang Pengji said, "I'm getting older, my digestion is not as good as before, so I need to walk more to digest food, so as not to cause stomach pain."

Smuggling into Africa "..."

so--

The so-called white dragon fish suit is actually a walk to digest food?

Jiang Pengji took advantage of the fact that everyone was not paying attention, and said with a smile, "Thank you very much."

Companionship is the longest confession of love, and she feels that the salted fish, led by smuggled African chiefs, are true love.

The smuggled African chief was taken aback for a moment, and immediately realized that the words were meant for him.

"You are welcome to know His Majesty—Sansheng is lucky!"

He never considered himself an African chief.

Non-chiefs never met Jiang Pengji, but one night in his sophomore year, he met a pearl that shone for half his life.

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