Chapter 329 Bernardino
"...Tsk."
Longjing tea smacked its lips.
Although from the conversation between Annan and the child, he can roughly guess what the child did in the nightmare...
But I didn't see it with my own eyes—or, in other words, I didn't record it as a handle, and I hurried to laugh at it as soon as possible, and I still felt a little bit of a loss.
After all, Longjing Tea has seen the child's awkward chattering power.
Cade was not ugly at first, he could even be called handsome.
He's just simply not having enough hair.
And when the child hadn't retired, he was sent on a blind date by his family. At that time, Longjing Tea came to assist as a wingman.
The first time I saw what Kaide looked like in front of a strange and beautiful girl, even the well-informed Longjing Tea was shocked.
When we first met, the process was roughly "Hey, what zodiac sign are you? I'm a Gemini, we're a good match", "What's your job? It's amazing", "Do you have any favorite games? Ah , don't play games..."
Then he ran out of bullets.
If there is still no topic to be found, after a short silence, the child will suddenly kill and ask some air conditioners such as "the weather is good today", "where are you from", and "how do you think the temperature here".
He is particularly good at forcing a group with his face.
- Shocking Longjing Tea.
Of course, Longjing Tea also learned the truth later.
This is actually a relatively euphemistic method of persuasion commonly used by Cade.
In Cade's own words... if he tries to run away when he sees a bad situation on a blind date, he will use this way of making people do not know how to answer the conversation, so that the atmosphere on both sides will become cold.
But Longjing Tea finally got a definite answer after careful close-up (referring to the next table) observation several times - this is a lie.
The real reason is that this idiot is always inexplicably a little inferior... or rather timid.
Every time he is really tempted, but feels that the odds of winning are not big, he will give up on himself and use this method to alienate the other party from him. Then he can get a reason "It's not that I don't chase her, it's that people don't look down on me."
In this way, Cade will not feel guilty for not taking the initiative, nor will he regret the outcome.
And I don't know how sacred Cade's parents are...
Generally speaking, both men and women, the moment they meet the blind date, they can know what position they have in the introducer's heart.
Usually, the results are lower than expected... and the child is such a comedian-like escape method. It stands to reason that the points on his side should have been deducted long ago.
But the mystery is that every time Cade goes on a blind date, the quality of the woman is almost always abnormally high... On several occasions, it is even so high that the Longjing tea at the next table keeps turning back.
You know, Longjing tea is the second generation of the rich.
He thought about it, and felt that Cade couldn't delay his youth like this - what if he couldn't find such a good one in the future?
So Longjing Tea is like Kaide's father, cheering Kaide, talking to him, and giving him psychological counseling.
But he never imagined that after Cade recited to himself "can't escape, can't escape, can't escape" for a long time,
When I arrived at the scene, it was instantly white...
So Longjing tea finally gave up completely.
From then on, he decided to use shock therapy-every time the child was pulled out by his parents for a blind date, he would rush to the scene as soon as possible, and jeer after the other party left.
Until Longjing Tea went to inherit the family business.
But fortunately, this situation for the child will soon disappear.
The reason is quite simple.
because he's bald...
As a result, the quality of the woman was also bald, at least to the extent that the child was no longer nervous and calmly coped with the past. Later, as the child became a big anchor after retiring, his vision gradually increased. At least I won't be nervous when I see other female anchors on Cat Fight Night.
The result was unexpected...
I haven't seen this state for a few years, but I see it again here.
I'm really curious - which little girl did he see again?
I have a headache, I am so curious.
"I really want to see it..."
Longjingcha muttered and closed the book with a sigh.
... always feel like I can't stand it anymore.
The two or three days of live broadcasts are really too rich.
Whether it’s the child who played the weather card group on the unknown beautiful girl a few days ago and doesn’t know what happened; or the popular science and introduction about “my family ruins” that was personally led by the ancient tour guide on Citalopram ; and the second brother Don Juan, who just arrived in Roseburg today, recorded by Sister Gangzi; and Xiang Tiange, who is planning to progress with dangerous objects...
I really can't learn.
The current state of Longjing Tea is like watching the live broadcast on the mobile phone while doing the review test.
——If you can learn, there will be ghosts.
Even if he only needs to read the knowledge from the beginning to the end... But after Longjing Tea found that he had read four or five pages and a large red paragraph appeared, he completely gave up the idea of using one heart and two.
Just give yourself a break...
he thought to himself.
When Longjing Tea packed up and planned to go back to his dormitory.
He finally saw Mr. Clarence at the door, whom he hadn't seen for about two days.
Clarence wears round black glasses and still has a red robe. He was listening intently, and the long white nails on the four fingers of his right hand unconsciously collided with each other, making a low sound similar to the friction of metal knives and forks.
In front of Clarence was a gloomy old man in a wheelchair.
The old man was wearing a white coat that resembled a frat hooded tunic, and his head was bowed. The exposed body was covered with dark yellow bandages, and the bandages were covered with dense, black strange runes.
It looks like a mummy.
For some reason, the moment Longjing Tea saw the old man, he suddenly felt a chill in his heart. And the words the old man whispered before stopped just in time.
Longjing Tea tried hard to recall, but couldn't remember what the old man said before.
- That's not an illusion.
Longjing Tea walked over without hesitation, and respectfully gave Clarence an apprenticeship:
"...Good evening, Miss Clarence."
"Ok."
Clarence nodded, and on that face that was always smiling gently, he said with a rare stern expression and seriousness: "It's very late, go back to rest early."
"is teacher."
"--Oh?"
Just then, the old man let out a low, hoarse laugh.
The laughter was full of death.
Just listening to it is terrifying.
"Is that your student... Clarence?
"Aren't you going to introduce me to you?"
The old man slowly raised his head with a kind smile.
His exposed teeth were as yellow as a corpse.
As if under the bandage was not a person... but a skeleton.
"Yes. You said yes."
Clarence just nodded respectfully.
He calmly pointed to Longjing Tea and introduced in a low voice: "Introduction to you, this is Longjing Tea. An apprentice who has not yet officially embarked on the path of transcendence."
He did not explain to the old man that Longjing Tea was neither his disciple nor his student.
He just introduced to Longjing Tea in a pointed manner: "It would be better for you to get to know each other a little.
"This is Master Bernardino... Bernardino Treshaw. The Pope of the 'Bell Ringer', a golden-level wizard with the title of 'The Pure Spiritual Medium'... The school is the School of Soul Reaper . is also the founder of the profession of 'Teller Xiao Cheng Ling Monk'.
"—I was also my teacher... the mentor of His Excellency David Gerald when he was a student."
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