Chapter 422 I'm so Regretful that My Intestines Are Green
Although the Huang family understood her intentions, Yunmo patiently explained.
It is an explanation, but it is actually a reminder to Huang Jianjun.
"There is a saying that goes well, don't reveal your wealth, and don't reveal your appearance when you're rich. It means that you can't reveal your wealth to others. At least it will cause unnecessary trouble, and at worst it will bring disaster.
Let me make an analogy. Everyone knows that our family has money and good things. Relatives and friends come to borrow money and things. Should we borrow or not?
If you don’t borrow it, you will definitely offend others. If you borrow it, someone will come to your door if you borrow it. They are all relatives, and you can’t favor one another. . "
Huang Jianjun couldn't help but said: "Things are borrowed, not given away, they always have to return them."
Yun Mo smiled faintly, "Uncle, not everyone understands the principle of borrowing and repaying, there is a saying that the grandson who borrows money owes the master the money.
It means that when someone asks you to borrow money, the other party will always smile and say good things, with a humble attitude like a grandson.
But when it came time to pay back the money, the other party transformed himself into an old man, aloof and ignorant, but the creditor came to his door and urged him to pay back the money. "
Huang Qingning nodded in agreement, "That's right, just like my second aunt! You don't pay back the money even if you have it, you're so shameless!"
Yunmo looked at Huang Jianjun, who was shocked by the three views and couldn't recover for a while, "Uncle, if someone asks you about tobacco and alcohol, you can just shirk and don't know, or you can just admit that it is fake."
Huang Jianjun looked at Ling Chuan hesitantly, "If this happens, won't you and Xiao Ling be wronged?"
"I'm fine."
Ling Chuan immediately followed suit, "It doesn't matter to me."
Yun Mo said again: "The discussion is only temporary, and when Ling Chuan and I leave, everyone will gradually forget it.
Uncle, we have to think about grandma and aunt. After the Chinese New Year, you will all go to the city to work on the bamboo weaving factory. Grandma and aunt are the only ones at home. If some bad guys target the Huang family, losing things is a trivial matter. If grandma and aunt make any mistakes, it will be more harm than good. "
"Momo's worry is not unreasonable." Huang Zhiqiu looked at his elder brother seriously, "Brother, you have to keep your mouth tight in the future, don't say anything outside."
Huang Jianjun nodded quickly, "Don't worry, if someone asks me, I'll say it's all fakes."
After talking clearly with Huang's family, Yunmo picked up her things and prepared to go to Huang Jianye's house in the town to check in.
The villagers outside Huang's house had dispersed, some went home, and some went to Peng Fang's house to watch a joke.
Knowing that the cigarettes and alcohol were real, Peng Fang was so regretful that her intestines were green, and she didn't plan to return the cigarettes taken by her eldest son to Yunmo.
But Yunmo didn't intend to let the other party take advantage.
When passing by the small road outside Huang Jianguo's house, she and Ling Chuan deliberately turned in.
Seeing Yunmo coming, Peng Fang turned around and was about to hide in the house, but Yunmo didn't give her a chance, straight to the point and explained why she came.
"Second Aunt, I'm here to get those two packs of Double Happiness cigarettes."
Seeing that she couldn't hide, Peng Fang simply cheated, "The smoke was taken away by Xiao Zhao, and no one else was here."
Yun Mo smiled, but was not angry, "Then I'll come back in the evening, second cousin always wants to go home for dinner, right?"
"I don't know, the legs grow on him, and I don't care where he likes to go."
"Second aunt, I left in a hurry this morning and forgot one thing. You haven't given me the 5 yuan this month."
Just as Peng Fang wanted to find an excuse to shirk, Yunmo said again, "It was agreed a few days ago, so it's not going to be counted again?"
The villagers were favored by Yunmo, and they all spoke up to speak for Yunmo.
"5 yuan is not 50 yuan or 500 yuan. It seems to embarrass you. If you really don't have it, I will lend it to you and pay it back?"
"No fart, yesterday I saw dozens of dollars in her purse!"
"If you have money, pay it back as soon as possible. It will be the Chinese New Year soon. It is unlucky to be debt-collected during the Chinese New Year."
Everyone talked to each other, like a machine gun, Peng Fang had to show a donkey face, took out the money bag tied on the waist of her trousers, counted five 1 yuan notes and threw them to Yunmo.
Yunmo caught it subconsciously, but she couldn't catch it with both hands, and one of the 1 yuan bills fell to the ground.
Coincidentally, it was covering a pile of chicken shit on the ground.
Yunmo wouldn't pick up money from chicken feces. She counted the money in her hand and said slowly: "Second Aunt, I have a total of 4 yuan in my hand, and there is still 1 yuan short."
Peng Fang stared at her, "Are you blind? Can't you see such a big bill on the ground?"
Yunmo smiled, "I only recognize the money in my hand, the remaining 1 yuan, if the second aunt can't get it out now, I'll come back to ask for it at night. Or..."
Yunmo looked at the chickens wandering around in the small courtyard.
Although the chicken feces are smelly, but this kind of free-range chicken in the countryside is still delicious.
"You don't want my chicken's idea!"
Seeing Yunmo's plan for her own chicken, Peng Fang immediately stared at her vigilantly.
Instead of restraining herself, Yunmo stretched out her thin white fingers and started counting chickens.
"1, 2, 3... Ah, there are 6 chickens in total. This chicken should weigh 6 or 7 catties. According to the market price, a chicken costs about 5 yuan. Second aunt, if you can't bear the money , I’ll just grab a chicken and go back.”
"You have a good idea. I have raised this chicken for a year, and one chicken weighs 7 or 8 catties at least!"
"It's okay, when you grab it and weigh it, you'll know how many kilograms it is."
With that said, Yunmo turned her head and signaled Ling Chuan to catch the chicken.
Ling Chuan lifted his foot and walked into the yard.
Peng Fang became anxious, and reached out her hand to stop Ling Chuan, "Okay, it's only 1 yuan, I'll give it to you!"
Perhaps worried that Yunmo would grab her chicken and leave, Peng Fang didn't play tricks this time, and honestly touched a clean ticket of 1 yuan again.
After collecting the money, Yunmo left satisfied.
Peng Fang cursed at her back, then bent down to pick up the chicken feces-stained banknote, and couldn't help sniffing it, and was so smoked that she almost vomited immediately.
"Ouch, what do you eat every day, the shit you poop is so stinky!"
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After walking out of the village entrance, Yunmo reached out and took the man's arm.
Ling Chuan turned to look at her.
"Ling Chuan, you have been wronged by the tobacco and alcohol incident, but don't worry, I will help you rectify your name when I have a chance in the future."
I am willing to be wronged together with you.
Ling Chuan thought to himself, and said: "It's okay, daughter-in-law, as long as mom and grandpa know my thoughts, I don't care what outsiders think."
After a brief silence, Yunmo coughed, "Well, I've considered what you said earlier."
Ling Chuan stared at her intently, the bottom of his eyes lit up with stars.
Yunmo stretched out her hand and turned his face forward, "Look at the road, don't look at me."
"You look good."
"It's useless to be less glib."
"Daughter-in-law, I'm telling the truth."
Yunmo glared at him, "In two days."
"it is good!"
Three more~