Birdie

"Golf?" Xia Tian shook his head. "What is that? Is it fun?"

"This is not bad, a lot of people like it." Wen Shilun hesitated for a moment, then suggested: "How about we go and have some fun?"

"Then let's go and play it. I'll see if it's difficult. If it's too easy, I won't play it." Xia Tian made a quick decision.

There is indeed a golf course on the cruise ship, but it is a mini one, not as big as the golf courses outside. But it is still no problem to play there. Look, when Xia Tian and Wen Shilun arrived at the golf course, there were people playing there.

"Hi!" Someone soon greeted Xia Tian and Wen Shilun. This man was a handsome and elegant man in his thirties, dressed in sportswear. With him was a short-haired beauty, also in sportswear, with a good figure.

Judging from their appearance and skin color, both of them are Chinese, but the man spoke a lot of bird language that Xia Tian couldn't understand.

"Brother Xia, this is Mr. Fu Donghao and his fiancée Miss Zhang Jiali. They are from Shanghai." Wen Shilun whispered to Xia Tian.

"Where is Shanghai?" Xia Tian asked curiously, "Did you crawl out of the sea above?"

Wen Shilun couldn't help but be stunned again. This guy doesn't even know Shanghai?

"Brother Xia, Shanghai is a famous big city in China. Haven't you been there?" Wen Shilun explained, but he was muttering in his heart, even if he had never been to Shanghai, he should know the name of Shanghai, right?

"Oh, that's Shanghai. I know." Xia Tian looked at the guy named Fu Donghao in confusion. "Why does he speak bird language? Is there something wrong with his brain? He hasn't even learned Chinese?"

"Ahem..." Wen Shilun coughed and was a little embarrassed for a moment. He knew very well what was going on. Some people in China felt that speaking a foreign language made them look more upper-class. It was not uncommon for two Chinese people to speak English together. Of course, more often they spoke English mixed with Chinese, which sounded weird.

"How do you talk like that?" The short-haired beauty Zhang Jiali looked at Xia Tian with dissatisfaction, "Who do you say has a problem with his brain? You don't understand English, it's your poor quality, and you actually blame others!"

"Jia Li, forget it. We are all compatriots. Why make things boring when we are away from home?" Fu Donghao looked quite magnanimous. At this moment, he finally stopped speaking English and switched to speaking Chinese.

Xia Tian thought that these two people were mentally ill, so he didn't bother to pay attention to them, and then he started to watch others play golf.

After watching for a while, he felt a little bored and turned to ask Wen Shilun: "Is this golf just about hitting the ball into the hole with that stick?"

"Well, that's basically it." Wen Shilun nodded. Although Xia Tian's understanding seemed a little vulgar, he was not wrong. This was the essence of golf.

"It's too easy and not interesting at all." Xia Tian was a little depressed. Why wasn't there a game with a higher difficulty? It seemed that those people had to try several times to get the ball into the hole. If he played it, he would definitely be able to get the ball into the hole in one go every time.

"Golf is not as simple as it sounds. It's not easy to swing the club and hit the ball into the hole." Hearing Xia Tian say that golf is simple, Fu Donghao couldn't help but join in the conversation.

"That's because you're useless." Xia Tian said lazily.

"What kind of character do you have? How can you talk like that?" Zhang Jiali was very angry.

Fu Donghao, who seemed to be well-mannered, seemed to be a little impatient at this moment: "Brother, don't be so aggressive. I see that we are all Chinese. I don't care about you, but it doesn't mean that I am afraid of you. Let me tell you, I, Fu Donghao, have never been afraid of anyone, whether in China or abroad."

"Hey, you ugly guy, what are you talking about quality? Don't think I don't know that your breasts are plastic surgery, and you're still talking to me about quality!" Xia Tian was a little unhappy. He just didn't bother to pay attention to this ugly girl, but this ugly girl actually kept saying that he had poor quality. She was the one with poor quality, poor physical quality!

"You, you are talking nonsense!" Zhang Jiali's face turned red with anger.

"Brother, what you said is too much!" Fu Donghao finally got angry, "I hope you apologize to my fiancée!"

"Idiot!" Xia Tian cursed and turned around to leave. This place was too boring. Golf was boring, and people who played golf were boring too.

"If you're a man, you should be brave enough to take responsibility for your actions. If you don't want to apologize, play a round of golf with me and show your real skills. Otherwise, don't brag here!" Fu Donghao's cold voice came from behind Xia Tian.

"Oh, you idiot, do you want to play basketball with me?" Xia Tian asked a little puzzled.

"Didn't you say golf is easy? If you beat me, I'll admit defeat, but if you lose, apologize to my fiancée!" Fu Donghao said coldly. Perhaps for the sake of so-called gentlemanly demeanor, he tried hard not to get angry.

"Oh, then let's fight. I'm bored anyway, so I'll show you how good I am." Xia Tian said lazily, "But I'm not interested in fighting with you for so long, just for a bit."

"No problem, whoever gets the ball into the hole in the fewest strokes will win!" Fu Donghao seemed very confident. He had just heard that this kid had never played golf. With his level, it would be a piece of cake for him to beat someone who had never played golf.

"Let's start quickly, I'm busy!" Xia Tian urged a little impatiently.

Wen Shilun on the side was quite speechless. In the summer, he offended people just for having a meal, and he also offended people just for playing. This guy's ability to cause trouble is really too fierce!

The game finally started, and Fu Donghao seemed to be really good, with three holes in one and a birdie.

"Donghao, you are so great!" Zhang Jiali said in a coquettish voice.

Fu Donghao was also very excited. He looked at Xia Tian and said, "As long as you can also hit a birdie, I'll count you as the winner!"

"Birdie?" Xia Tian said to himself. It seems a bit difficult. Where are the birds to hit here?

However, Xia Tian soon came up with an idea. Then, with a swing of the club, the white ball drew a graceful arc and accurately hit Fu Donghao's crotch.

"Ugh!" Fu Donghao suddenly let out a scream, covered his crotch with his hands, and fell to the ground, rolling in pain.

"Idiot, I hit this birdie well, right?" Xia Tian looked quite proud.

Wen Shilun was completely dumbfounded. He thought it was an accidental injury, but after hearing what Xia Tian said, he thought he did it on purpose? Did he mean to hit someone's birdie with the ball?

"You, you..." Fu Donghao was about to faint from the pain. He said the word "you" twice, but in the end, he said nothing. Xia Tian threw the golf club away and turned away.