Go Grab the Woman Behind Me

"Do you want to hand over all your valuables?" Xia Tian asked seriously. He was bored and wanted to delay time, so he decided to have some fun with this idiot robber.

"Nonsense, hurry up, don't think I don't dare to stab you. My butcher knife is stained with too much blood. You'd better cooperate with me!" The robber roared a little impatiently.

"In fact, I also want to hand over all the valuables, but this is impossible, because a genius like me has nothing worthless. Even a strand of my hair is priceless!" Xia Tian said with emotion: "Hey, how about I give you a strand of hair?"

"Are you kidding me?" The robber was angry and waved the butcher knife. "Do you really want me to kill you? I'm not afraid to tell you that I killed someone a few days ago and left him on the mountain. No one knew about it. If I kill you, no one will know either!"

This is not too false. There are mountains everywhere here and there are basically no people. If someone dies in the mountains, it will be difficult for people to find out in a short period of time. However, with the development of this place, it will definitely be discovered in the future.

"Hey, actually I don't think you are a qualified robber. I was wondering where you got those stockings. Didn't you notice that those stockings are transparent? It's useless for you to wear those stockings. I can even see a black mole on your face!" Xia Tian said lazily.

"You're a fucking idiot!" the robber roared, "Don't you know that seeing me like this is a dead end? When you saw me like this, couldn't you pretend you didn't know and call the police to arrest me after you got out? You're so stupid to say it now, and actually call me an idiot. Fuck, you city people are all fucking idiots. You have a good life but you have to come to this poor mountain valley to make trouble. You are born to be cheap!"

Xia Tian looked at the robber in surprise: "Actually, I'm not from the city, but you seem to dislike city people. Hey, did a city person come here and seduce your wife away?"

"Shut the fuck up!" The robber finally couldn't bear it anymore and rushed towards Xia Tian with a butcher knife.

Xia Tian backed away slowly, returning the money while saying, "Hey, if your wife is really robbed by someone, I suggest you go rob the woman behind me. Look, her face and figure, your wife can't even compare to her one ten-thousandth."

As he was speaking, Xia Tian had already retreated to Ye Yumei's side, and the robber holding the butcher knife also rushed in front of Xia Tian, ​​and then he was immediately dumbfounded.

bite!

The butcher knife fell to the ground. Ye Yumei's beauty was undoubtedly a powerful weapon, and it made the robber throw away his weapon.

"Fairy...fairy!" The robber's mouth was drooling.

"She's not a fairy, she's a witch." Xia Tian corrected.

When you look at a fairy, you want to worship her; when you look at a witch, you want to pounce on her. Of course, this is for ordinary people. For Xia Tian, ​​no matter if she is a fairy or a witch, as long as she is beautiful, he should pounce on her.

"Fairy, you, you can be my wife... uh!" The robber really wanted to snatch Ye Yumei to be his wife, but before he could finish his words, he let out a short scream and fell on his back. A small stone pierced his throat and killed him on the spot.

Suddenly, there was a slight smell of blood in the air. The robber who was robbing with a butcher knife finally lost his life.

Xia Tian was a little unhappy. He glared at Ye Yumei and said, "Hey, why did you kill him? I was bored and finally found a guy to play with, but you killed him!"

Ye Yumei said nothing, but stepped back a hundred meters, sat cross-legged on a big rock, and continued to meditate. It was just unclear whether she was practicing or controlling her emotions.

"It seems that I have to educate you. Do you know that killing is wrong? Let me tell you, this is not your hometown. You can't kill people casually here. You will go to jail if you kill people here..." Xia Tian began to educate Ye Yumei. For someone who doesn't know Xia Tian, ​​hearing him say these words may seem normal. After all, what he said is not wrong. But someone who knows Xia Tian inside and out will definitely want to smash him to death when hearing him say these words. How dare this guy say that killing is wrong and illegal? He himself has killed many people, right?

Ye Yumei also wanted to shut Xia Tian's mouth. Hasn't this little bastard killed enough people? How could he be so shameless?

After educating Ye Yumei, Xia Tian found that Ye Yumei still had no reaction, so he was a little depressed: "This witch is really unteachable, she is only suitable for being pushed down. Instead of talking so much nonsense to her, it is better to just push her down."

"Oh, by the way, I suddenly remembered something. You are also a cultivator. Now you cultivators are killing people indiscriminately, and it happens that I am in charge of this matter. Do you think I should arrest you, lock you in a small dark room, and spank you a thousand times a day?" Xia Tian thought for a while and said. You know what, strictly speaking, this matter is really under his jurisdiction. The Dark Group and the Dragon Group are forming a special team to specifically target cultivators. Xia Tian is nominally the boss of this special team.

Unfortunately, Ye Yumei still didn't speak. It seemed that she was going to use silence to fight everything.

"Are you kidding me? She's become mute!" Xia Tian was really depressed. Couldn't this damn woman just say a few words to him?

Xia Tian finally continued to move forward, and Ye Yumei was still following him a hundred meters behind him at a leisurely pace.

"Hubby, hubby, the goblin is coming. Guess if it's a big goblin or a little goblin...Hubby, hubby, the goblin is coming. Guess if it's a little goblin or a big goblin..." The moving voice sounds even more clear and pleasant in this somewhat empty mountainous area.

Xia Tian was stunned. What was going on? Why did the little goblin come?

However, a few seconds later, he realized that this was the ringtone of his cell phone. Just the day before yesterday, before he came to Qingfeng Mountain, the little goblin changed his cell phone ringtone.

This time, the ringtone did not completely cancel Qiao Xiaoqiao's ringtone. The ringtone is still there, but only when Qiao Xiaoqiao calls can you hear that ringtone. Now in summer, every time his wife calls, the ringtone will be different. The little fairy has collected everyone's voice, so now he basically knows who is calling just by listening to the ringtone.

"My little devil wife, do you have something to talk to me about?" Xia Tian quickly answered the phone and asked casually.

"Husband, husband, are you okay?" the little goblin asked with concern.

"Of course I'm fine, what's wrong?" Xia Tian felt that the little goblin's question was a bit abrupt.

"Since everything is fine, then why did you walk for half a day and only walked a few kilometers?" the little fairy said quickly.

"Oh, I'm taking a walk." Xia Tian replied seriously.

"Honey, you are so boring!" The little fairy yawned, "Forget it, I am bored too, I want to go out and play!"

"Wait!" Xia Tian hurriedly called out to the little fairy, "Wife, I'm really bored now, but I can only walk slowly. Is there any way for you to make me less bored?"

"It's not that there's no other way. Honey, don't you have a cell phone? You can play games on it!" the little goblin said quickly.

"But I don't seem to know how to play!" Xia Tian was a little depressed, as this had never been his strong point.

"Honey, you'll learn it by playing around. Even a three-year-old can do it." The little fairy yawned again. "Honey, since you're fine, I'll hang up now!"

The little fairy hung up the phone after he finished speaking, and Xia Tian didn't call him again. Then he started thinking about mobile games while walking. After thinking for a long time, he finally found something that made him very depressed. He didn't know how to play the game that a three-year-old child could play. When he was about to call the little fairy again, he found something even more depressing: his phone was out of battery!

The most frustrating thing is not that the phone is out of battery. The most frustrating thing is that he can't charge it. It's not that he didn't bring a charger, but that there is no place to charge nearby.

"It seems that I should go to Muyang County earlier!" Xia Tian suddenly found that after living in the city for a few months, he began to feel uncomfortable with life without a mobile phone. As soon as his mobile phone ran out of power, he thought about charging it immediately. Otherwise, what should he do if one of his wives was in a hurry to find him?

Although he was still wearing a dark group watch, not every wife could contact him in this way.

Thinking of this, Xia Tian shouted to Ye Yumei: "Hey, big bun, let's go faster. We are going to Muyang County to spend the night."

Xia Tian really quickened his pace as he spoke, but of course he did not go as fast as possible, so he arrived in Muyang County just before dark.

Although Yun Qing was in Muyang County, Xia Tian did not go to find Yun Qing immediately. Instead, he went to Dongsheng Hotel first and planned to book a room.

"Give me a room." Xia Tian said to the waiter.

Ye Yumei, who had been silent the whole time, suddenly said, "Two rooms."

"Just one room." Xia Tian said immediately.

"Two rooms!" Ye Yumei said coldly again.

The waiter was a little confused: "Sir, do you want one room or two rooms?"

"I just want one room. If she wants one, let her book it herself." Xia Tian said lazily, and then looked at Ye Yumei with a gloating look, "Hey, you don't seem to have any money on you?"

Ye Yumei indeed didn't bring any money with her, she didn't even bring anything with her. But Xia Tian did bring some things with her. At least in the eyes of others, Xia Tian also carried a small travel bag that could hold some clothes.

Ye Yumei finally stopped talking, but the waiter became even more confused. These two people were too weird. Were they a couple?