At Most, He Is a Pig Brother

Mei'er was immediately furious. She pushed Xia Tian away and asked angrily, "Hey, why are you still hitting him?"

"Ugh..." Zhu Yi fell to the ground and groaned in pain, then coughed a few times, "Ahem, girl, don't blame that boy this time. I saw you two were being intimate, so I wanted to sneak attack him... Ugh, it really hurts, can't you be gentler?"

Xia Tian also spoke at this time: "My dear wife Mei'er, you heard it too, don't blame me!"

Mei'er was stunned. Her mind was a little confused just now, so she didn't notice that Zhu Yi wanted to sneak attack Xia Tian. Now hearing Zhu Yi admit it on his own initiative, she realized that at least this time, Xia Tian could not be blamed. She even felt that if she found out that Zhu Yi took the opportunity to sneak attack, she would kick Zhu Yi away.

"Mei'er, my dear wife, let me kiss you again." Xia Tian reached out and hugged Mei'er again, kissing her cherry lips at the same time.

"No!" Mei'er refused and covered her mouth with her hand, so Xia Tian naturally failed to succeed.

"Mei'er, how could you do this?" Xia Tian was a little unhappy, "You can kiss me, why can't I kiss you?"

"No means no!" Mei'er said unhappily, "Don't forget what you promised me last night!"

Xia Tian was a little depressed, so she settled for the next best thing: "Then I can hug you, right?"

"No way!" Mei'er refused again.

"Ahem..." Zhu Yi finally got up from the ground. "I say, what the hell is going on between you two? Girl, you obviously like this guy, so it's okay to let him hug and kiss you. Don't worry about me, I'll pretend I didn't see anything."

"You old man, you finally said something sensible!" Xia Tian's liking for Zhu Yi suddenly increased.

"Boy, even if you are better than me, you can't talk nonsense. I said I am not an old man. I am only in my early forties!" Zhu Yi protested again, "Men are in their prime at 41. I am now in my golden age!"

"You're not a woman, yet you're as pretty as a flower." Xia Tian pouted, "Also, don't you know how to look in the mirror? Look at you like this, I'm complimenting you when I say you're an old man, if you don't have a mirror, just use a bottle to look at yourself twice!"

Zhu Yi really picked up a wine bottle and shone it twice, then looked at Mei'er: "Girl, am I really that bad? I know you are kind-hearted and won't deliberately attack me like that boy."

Mei'er is indeed kind-hearted, at least compared to Xia Tian, ​​she is much kinder. So, her answer is also very tactful: "Captain Zhu, you are actually fine now, you just look older."

"Okay, girl, I understand. I'll go in and clean up now. Also, you two wait for me, I'll treat you to a drink later." Zhu Yi finally believed that his current image was very bad. After saying this, he immediately went into the house.

Seeing Zhu Yi enter the house, Xia Tian began to encourage Mei Er to leave: "Mei Er, wife, let's go. It's almost noon. Let's go eat."

"Are you hungry?" Mei'er asked unhappily.

"Well, I'm a little hungry. I didn't eat enough just now." Xia Tian answered seriously.

"Didn't you eat just now?" Mei'er was a little surprised for a moment, "Did you just eat?"

"Yes, Mei'er, my dear wife, I just ate you, but you didn't let me eat anymore, so I'm a little hungry..." Xia Tian answered with a smile.

"Can you stop being so lewd all day?" Mei'er interrupted Xia Tian unhappily, "Also, if you want to go eat, go by yourself. If I go eat with you, I might as well just drink here!"

"Mei'er, my dear wife, do you like drinking?" Xia Tian asked with a little surprise.

"Who said I like drinking?" Mei'er snorted, "I just don't like eating with you."

"Mei'er, my dear wife, I understand. Just like I like eating you more, you must like eating me more, so you don't like to eat." Xia Tian answered seriously.

Mei'er, who originally wanted to strike back at Xia Tian, ​​was speechless when she heard this. What kind of person is this? His ability to be so self-indulgent is definitely the best in history.

Mei'er decided to ignore Xia Tian and stood in the yard waiting for Zhu Yi to come out. She certainly didn't really want to drink with Zhu Yi, but Zhu Yi was once a legendary agent of the Dark Group. Now that Zhu Yi has returned to normal, she needs to ask Zhu Yi if he is still interested in returning to the Dark Group. If he is willing to go back, it will certainly be a good thing for the Dark Group.

"Girl, I look good now, right?" After waiting for a few minutes, Zhu Yi's voice came again.

Mei'er and Xia Tian looked at it together and were both stunned. Zhu Yi had completely changed.

Before, Zhu Yi looked like a beggar-like old man, a messy old drunkard, but now, Zhu Yi looks like a standard successful person in the eyes of ordinary people.

He shaved his beard, cut his hair short, wore a suit and tie, and in the summer you could even smell that Zhu Yi had sprayed some perfume on his body!

"Well, Captain Zhu, you're doing fine the way you are now." Mei'er said truthfully.

"Hey, now I believe that you are not an old man. Looking at you, you are indeed only in your forties." Xia Tian also said.

"Hehe, I told you, as long as I clean myself up, I will definitely be as charming as I was in the past!" Zhu Yi was very excited after hearing the two's answers. "Come on, girl, boy, I'll take you two out for a drink. I know a place where the wine is really good. I tell you, it's much better than Moutai Lafite and the like, and it's also quite cheap!"

"Okay, let's go drink." Xia Tian rolled his eyes and immediately agreed.

Mei'er looked at Xia Tian strangely, because she felt that Xia Tian agreed too readily and there must be some conspiracy.

Of course, Mei'er didn't care too much. If this guy really had a conspiracy, he definitely wanted to take advantage of her. It wouldn't be a big deal.

"Let's go, let's go. The drinking place is not far from here. It only took me half an hour to push my wheelchair there before. If we walk there, it will probably only take ten minutes." Zhu Yi said as he walked outside, and at the same time he sighed, "I haven't used these two legs for a long time. I have to use them well today and walk more."

Zhu Yi quickly walked out of the door, and Xia Tian and Mei'er followed him. At this moment, a police car drove over, stopped, and two policemen, a man and a woman, got out.

"Who is Zhu Yi?" the policewoman asked.

"I am, what's the matter? Did that bitch Lan He call the police?" Zhu Yi asked.

"Mr. Zhu, please come with us to the police station." said the male policeman.

"Hey, he's not free, let's go drink!" Xia Tian took over before Zhu Yi could say anything. He decided to get Mei'er drunk while they were drinking, so drinking was very important to him now and he couldn't let these people ruin it.

"You are..." The policewoman looked at Xia Tian with a confused expression on her face, because she felt that this person looked a little familiar.

"I'm Xia Tian, ​​stay away from me or I'll beat you up!" Xia Tian said angrily.

summer?

Hearing this name, the policewoman's face changed, and the male policeman's face was not good either. They looked at each other, and then the policewoman said: "I'm sorry, Mr. Xia, we didn't know you were here, so we won't bother you!"

After saying this, the two men immediately got into the police car and left in a hurry without any hesitation. They were just two ordinary policemen and would never dare to offend someone like Xia Tian.

"Hey kid, you're really famous!" Zhu Yi was stunned, then turned to look at Mei'er, "Girl, who is this kid?"

"He is an all-powerful pervert." Mei'er summarized Xia Tian's identity in a very simple sentence.

"My dear wife Mei'er, you are worthy of being my beautiful wife. You really understand me." Xia Tian continued with a smile, but then glared at Zhu Yi, "Hey, old man, stop calling me brat. I am your boss, do you understand? But you don't have to call me boss, just call me by my name, otherwise people will know that I am your boss, I feel embarrassed."

Zhu Yi suddenly felt like vomiting blood. Shame on him? This kid was really arrogant.

"Captain Zhu, you should just call him Xia Tian." Mei'er also said at this time, because she knew that Xia Tian had a bad temper. It would be bad if he was unhappy and made Zhu Yi disabled again.

"Okay, girl, I'll listen to you. Um, and girl, don't call me captain. It sounds weird. You can just call me Brother Number One. I don't mind." Zhu Yi obviously missed the title of Brother Number One.

"You are not the big brother, at most you are the pig brother." Xia Tian replied casually.

"What Brother Zhu... wait a minute, boy, uh, Xia Tian, ​​which Zhu are you talking about?" Zhu Yi reacted immediately.

"It's the pig in Zhu Bajie." Xia Tian said lazily.

Zhu Yi wanted to vomit blood again, he actually became a pig!

"I'd better call you Uncle Zhu." Mei'er said at this time: "You and Uncle Zhao are also friends. I was raised by Uncle Zhao, so it's only right for me to call you Uncle Zhu."

"That's a good name!" Zhu Yi agreed immediately, and then looked at Xia Tian, ​​"Hey, you're this girl's boyfriend, so you should call me uncle, understand?"

"Do you still want me to beat you up?" Xia Tian glared at Zhu Yi.

Zhu Yi didn't dare to speak for a moment. The places where Xia Tian had hit him were still painful.

After walking a little further, Zhu Yi spoke again: "We're here. This is it."

Xia Tian looked up and found that there was not even a signboard for this place. There was just a lantern hanging with the word "wine" written on it. The place was very small and there was no one drinking inside.

"The wine here is delicious?" Xia Tian was a little skeptical. "You are kidding me, Pighead?"