Part 6 Chapter 156 1 Tragedy Caused by Soaking in Urine!

The three looked at each other, all feeling baffled.

Ji Mo grinned, almost laughing. Damn, this is the first time I've seen someone use their butt to ambush.

A gust of southerly wind blew in, and the faint voice of speaking came along with the wind.

"...Why haven't you come yet..."

"...don't worry...delay on the way..."

"...Pay attention...what's over there?"

"...**, a rabbit..."

"...Damn it..."

...

The corner of Chu Yang's mouth twitched.

The two third-rank emperors stood up suddenly, as if they had noticed something, looked around suspiciously; shook their heads, and smiled as if mocking themselves. Immediately, they divided into two sides and walked over to check the ambush.

A very attentive look.

Chu Yang and Gu Duxing were even more confused, we are behind your buttocks, why are you keeping checking the front?

I just heard this master of the throne ask in a deep voice: "Have you checked the poison domain? Has it failed?"

A throne behind the tree replied in a low voice: "Elder, don't worry, the humble official has checked over and over three times, and added the poison area twice; everything is safe, there is absolutely no problem."

"Well, make sure you don't get discovered in advance, and you can't do enough on the periphery. These guys are very vigilant. If there is any trouble, they can run away immediately. This time, we must make sure nothing goes wrong!" The emperor nodded Head, reminded.

"yes."

The two swayed around and returned to their original positions.

Chu Yang lay quietly in the grass, motionless. He didn't move, and of course Ji Mo and Gu Duxing didn't move either.

Suddenly, the two men in black stood up from their ambush and made a gesture.

The emperor frowned and said in a low voice, "What are you doing?"

"Uh...go pee.

"

The emperor's face suddenly showed disgust, and he waved his hand and said angrily: "Go away."

The two ninth-rank Martial Venerables nodded in agreement again and again, and walked back side by side, stepping on the fallen leaves on the ground, and walked for more than thirty feet. The forest had covered the road when they came, and then stopped.

One of them said: "Damn it, I've been preparing here for half a month, and I haven't seen a single ghost."

While the other sighed, he untied his kù belt: "Wait, it's better if you don't come, but once you come...Damn it, which one of those guys is Yi Yi?"

"That's right." The one who spoke earlier had already pulled out the device, closed his eyes, held his breath, and was about to launch.

patter...

Ji Erye is angry!

He was lying in the dense grass, motionless, but the two guys were walking in his direction, and then they stopped, opened their eyes slightly, and clearly saw four eyes in front of them. The little tuǐ in black.

Then a water arrow landed accurately on the left side of his face with a rush of hot air, and its force was extremely urgent.

Drop by drop of the warm nahan was splashed with a strong vent, and splashed on Ji Erye's cheek.

Ji Erye's lungs exploded!

Immediately, another arrow of water landed on the right side of his face with gushing heat...

Ji Erye can't tolerate it anymore! Because although the previous one is disgusting, it is also bright white; and this one is actually like the color of the Yellow River, it seems to be sick, and the smell is stronger!

Ji Mo felt sad and angry for a moment: The three of us came here together, why do you just pee on me? Isn't he a bully?

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and finally I couldn't hold it anymore, and stood up with a whoosh.

These two Martial Masters are urinating comfortably with their eyes closed, urinating heartily, the inventory that they have been holding back for a long time is cleared out at once, and they feel indescribably comfortable. How could they have imagined that two bubbles of urine would produce a big living person?

This surprise was really no small matter, the eyes of the two opened immediately, and then both eyes protruded out at the same time; under the extreme tension, the two water arrows fired with urgent force also lost their follow-up power, and the patter of urine entered kù crotch, and then cut off...

Just about to call out, Ji Erye's two hands full of anger had already strangled the throats of the two of them, and there was a slight pop sound, and the necks of the two people turned sideways strangely; Ji Erye's violent vitality had already rushed into them Their meridians blocked all movements of the lower body.

The bodies of the two of them only trembled twice, and they died unexpectedly.

Up to this moment, the two hands still maintained the posture of pinching the bird in front, and there was no time to change it. Crash la la la... The water flow that was interrupted by the shock just now continued to spray out after its owner lost consciousness...

This move was not wasted at all, all the rest was sprinkled on Ji Erye's chest...

Ji Erye slanted his mouth and eyes, and gritted his teeth in hatred, but he didn't dare to make a sound.

A voice came from a distance: "What's the matter?" It turned out that they vaguely heard the movement here.

Ji Mo was stunned, how to answer?

Suddenly a low voice said angrily: "This bastard, he pissed on my kù." It was the voice of Wu Zun who spoke first.

Ji Mo was greatly surprised. He turned his head and saw that Chu Yang was opening and closing his teeth, talking.

It was rare for the King of Hell of Chu to imitate this man's tone so vividly.

Ji Mo came to his senses, and hurriedly muttered vaguely: "Isn't this careless? I didn't do it on purpose... See how anxious you are..."

Chu Yang said angrily: "Accidental? Both of my kù tubes are wet..."

Ji Mo almost got internal injuries: Damn, it's me who got both of my kù pipes wet, right?

There was a bang over there, and someone laughed in a low voice, gloating at his misfortune, and the emperor cursed dumbfoundedly, and stopped talking.

But the others started to piss, and one of them whispered: "Why did that guy urinate on other people's chest?" The voice was full of deliberate surprise.

The other said in a thoughtful tone, "According to my guess, it may be that the urine is biased."

"But, why did you urinate too much?" The man seemed even more surprised. Plus incomprehensible.

"According to my guess, there are some reasons for this..." The voice was pondering.

"Why?" the surprised voice continued to ask. , Break the casserole and ask the end.

"Well, one, if this guy suddenly remembered something when he was sleeping last night, and there is obviously no correct channel here... So he is very restrained, and after holding it for a long time, he is prone to a kind of deformity... Hmm If you drink a lot of water in the morning, you may miss your urine!" - a voice of serious thought.

"So that's how it is! But, what's the second reason?"

"As for the second thing, it's hard to say, um, some people haven't had a legitimate... well, that kind of channel for a long time, they will use a very strange way to charge into battle with a spear in hand, using their own way, To sweep away the dàng demons...and after sweeping away the dàng demons, it is easy to have a period of weakness, um, this kind of weakness will basically cause partial urine..."

"True knowledge, take your shit!"

"Where, where..."

There was a bang, and laughter was everywhere. Although they didn't dare to make a loud noise, it was also a sense of confusion. Many people were lying on the ground laughing silently, trembling and convulsing.

Chu Yang, Gu Duxing and Ji Mo were stunned: This is a bunch of fucking talents!

It seems that these guys are really suffocating. When others take a piss, they actually quoted the classics for a long time, and started the class in a serious manner...

Chu Yang stood up, and gently put the two corpses down with Ji Mo.

Then Chu Yang walked out in front of him, muttering and complaining in a low voice: "***, look at my two kù tuǐ, clattering, cool, what should I do? Thank you!" You're still smiling so happily..."

After saying this, there were more laughter immediately, and a few people turned their heads: "That's the fate of the two of you..."

These people turned their heads, but they only saw the black clothes of Chu Yang and the two of them, they couldn't see their faces, which were completely hidden by the two of them with the trees...

Someone even jokingly said: "It's rare that the two of you have a deep relationship, and you stand so close to each other when you take a pee..."

Having said that, there was a burst of laughter.

At this moment, Chu Yang was already approaching the guy on the edge with a smile. He walked and talked all the way, his voice was so vivid that no one noticed that it was a fake; no one noticed that he had deviated from some directions.

"Damn it, I won't pee with him next time I say nothing..." Chu Yang smiled softly, a little remorseful, a little embarrassed, and a little angry, but the sword in his hand came out, and there was no sound. In just three feet, he pierced through the ribs of the nearest guy, pierced his heart, pierced his lungs, and firmly nailed his body to the ground.

This person is completely defenseless, so the comrades who want to get him will actually kill him? One moment he was still smiling lowly, gloating, and the next moment there was a piercing pain in his ribs, and just as he was about to cry out, blood poured into his lungs...

Immediately afterwards, a strong vitality rushed into the meridians of his body and controlled his central nervous system. Immediately, his eyes protruded silently... and he lost his breath.

Chu Yang smiled annoyedly, walked over and scolded, "Look at you, is it worth it for others to piss?"

While talking, he laughed, the smile was calm and friendly, but he also had some resentment, but at the same time he secretly pulled out the sword that just killed someone from his body, and stuck it on the back of his thigh.

Then, shaking his head and sighing, he walked in the direction of the other person behind the rock. His steps are easy and the landing is heavy, as calm as walking in his own base camp.

Ji Mo followed behind him, feeling his little heart beating wildly.

Damn, today I really saw what it means to kill people invisible while talking and laughing. The most amazing thing is that before and after the murder, there is still a real sense of relaxation, there is absolutely no reluctance, and there is absolutely no trace of murderous intent revealed!

The one after Shanshi was laughing until his stomach ached, and he was the one who laughed the hardest.

Chu Yang cursed angrily: "F*ck, isn't it just such a little shit, look at you smiling like a sea dog, is my joke so good? Today I have to teach you a lesson!"

Then suddenly there was a strong sound of skimming the sky, and it suddenly and blatantly rushed over. ! .