Chapter 347: Coincidence

"You you crazy woman! What are you doing!"

Xie Danfeng covered her face and ran quickly, whimpering and turning to the back of a mountain depression, Tan Tan was dumbfounded again. Just about to catch up, Xie Danfeng shouted in shame and anger: "Don't come here! I'm changing clothes..."

Tan Tan was stunned for a moment, then dumbfounded, and thought to himself, what clothes are you changing at this time? What kind of clothes should I change into? Clearly trying to cheat...

Just when he was about to catch up, Meng Chaoran had already caught up with him from behind, patted him on the shoulder, stopped him, and asked, "What's the matter?" Can make people cry?

According to Miss Xie's temper, Tan Tan wanted to make her cry... that is really not an easy task!

"I don't know either..." Tan Tan scratched his scalp, muttering, with a puzzled look on his face: "This bitch is crying all of a sudden..."

Meng Chaoran rolled his eyes, and suddenly had the urge to slap this guy to death: You made him cry, and you told me you didn't know?

But Tan Tan couldn't even tell the reason, and Meng Chaoran could only stare.

After a long time, Xie Danfeng came out from behind the big stone shyly, changed into a water-green skirt, walked in a very strange posture, bit her lip, her face was flushed, and the blush faded after a while. When I got up again, it was red again...

Rolling his eyelids to look at Tan Tan, he lowered his head again, unexpectedly a little more shy than a little girl.

Meng Chaoran's eyeballs almost popped out!

Along the way, I don't know anything else, at least Miss Xie has a super thick skin, which is basically impenetrable. Now, this chick who blushes at every turn, walks in small steps, and speaks softly...is it really that female Tyrannosaurus just now?

"Why did you suddenly change your clothes?" Tan Tan raised his eyebrows and asked dissatisfiedly, "When is this? What clothes did you change?"

Xie Danfeng bit her lip, "snorted, and turned her head away.

Tan Tan suddenly flew into a rage, and said in a rage: "Humph? Do you know that you have already lost? Hurry up and hand over the core!"

Xie Danfeng only felt a burst of internal pain, and had nothing to say to this extremely incomprehensible thing, grabbed the kernel, threw it over, bit her lip and cursed: "The kernel! You know the kernel!"

Tan Tan took it, smiled brightly, put away the core, held his head high, and waved his hand: "Let's go! Let's go ahead!"

Xie Danfeng bit her lip and stared at him, speechless with grief and indignation: This guy doesn't even know why I'm crying?

Just thinking about it, Tan Tan said: "Besides, I don't care what kind of nerve you have to cry, but I don't care about it with you: but you won't be allowed in the future, you know?"

Xie Danfeng continued to stare, only feeling that her mind was blank.

"You women who cry, make trouble and hang themselves three times won't work for me!" Tan Tan triumphantly announced, "So, you don't need to worry about this aspect. I still have to reclaim the land that should be collected."

Xie Danfeng was stunned for a while, then stepped forward without saying a word. She also understood that when she was with such a guy and expected him to be gentle and considerate... that was her own dream, and it was a daydream.

This guy has a strong invincible ability: to destroy emotions and atmosphere, he is definitely the number one master in the world!

Xie Danfeng puffed her cheeks, stared at the ground in disbelief, and rushed forward.

Tan Tan followed her closely. After a while, it seemed that she was not used to arguing for such a long time. Tan Tan coughed and said, "You haven't said anything yet? Why did you change your clothes?"

"I'm happy! You don't care?! What's going on?" Xie Danfeng stopped suddenly, put her hands on her hips and breathed fire with her eyes, raised her head and raised her chest and shouted loudly.

It was like thunder!

Tan Tan was taken aback suddenly, looking at the stern face of his sweetheart in front of him, he muttered: "If you don't say it, don't say it..." His voice was very low.

Xie Danfeng yelled fiercely, feeling that she was not very depressed, and seeing Tan Tan's frightened look, she felt a sense of pride spontaneously, hummed twice, turned around and left.

Tan Tan continued to follow, a question in his mind turned around for more than a dozen times and he didn't dare to ask it, but in the end he couldn't hold it anymore, and finally ran a few steps to catch up with Xie Danfeng while licking his face, and said in a low voice, "This... …well……"

"What? Talk and fart!" Xie Danfeng's pretty face was extremely stern, and she had already returned to her former toughness.

"The smell I smelled at that time...what the hell is it?" Tan Tan pulled her out of her tough personality with a single sentence. Tan.

"You, say, what!?", Xie Danfeng gritted her teeth and asked word by word. Following the question, her body approached dangerously, her eyes flickering fiercely.

"I, I, I... I mean that's not as good... That's not coming..." Tan Tan tried his best to lean back, avoiding the oppression of the other party, his voice was flustered.

"Is it what?! What is it!" Xie Danfeng roared like a thunderbolt, and was about to turn around and leave. The best thing to do about this topic is not to talk about it.

But, it's too late.

Tan Tan thought she was asking himself something, but the words she didn't dare to say suddenly came out: "Did you pee?"

Xie Danfeng's delicate body shines on her cheeks... blushing and slowly turning her head... all bones are gone.

"What I'm talking about is... did you pee your pants?" Tan Tan was a little panicked, took a step back, and said in a spirit of seeking truth from facts: "I smelled something in your crotch...and you went on Just change..."

After finishing speaking, he tilted his head, his face full of memories, pondering, and said uncertainly: "But it's not a big show...it's not like pee...the smell is a bit strange, let me think about it..."

"Ah~~ah!~~~~~" Xie Danfeng clasped her head in both hands and yelled loudly, "Tan Tan! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you! You kill a thousand swords, you This heinous stinky hooligan, a bastard with no light in the sun and the moon, a shameless thief to the extreme...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Then his eyes were red, his face was red, even his neck and ears were red, and he clenched his fists and rushed towards Tan Tan like crazy, his force suddenly increased several times, grabbed Tan Tan and beat him like a sandbag, Kicking over and over again...

Tan Tan kept screaming, stumbled, rolled over, and had no power to fight back. In an emergency, he suddenly remembered Chu Yang's teaching: "When the enemy you are facing is completely defenseless, not an opponent at all, and can't escape. , you only need to do one thing: ... cover your head, hold the ball ... whatever you want ... as long as these two parts are fine, you will be fine!"

Tan Tan suddenly had a flash of inspiration, gave up all resistance, shrank his body into a ball, thrust his head down, and protected his crotch with both hands...

hit!

Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water!

This violent act lasted for a full quarter of an hour. Finally, Xie Danfeng was out of breath, kicked up, and Tan Tan rolled out on the ground like a ball, rolled all the way, rolled up a steep slope, and then rushed to the height of the steep slope Halfway through, the momentum stopped, and then reversed direction, Gu Lulu rolled back again.

This phenomenon made Xie Danfeng, who was in a rage, couldn't help but burst out laughing...

The bastard! It's really dumbfounding.

Meng Chaoran who came after him was confused and opened his eyes wide and asked, "What... what's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Xie Danfeng said angrily, "Ask your good apprentice!"

As soon as he turned around, he flew forward without looking back. Only then did Tan Tan call out: "Master~~Feng... help me..."

When Meng Chaosha understood what was going on, he almost beat Tan Tan again: Even if you really can't speak, you can't be so stupid... How did this bastard come up with such a good situation? of?

Tan Tan moaned sadly...

Finally, the matter came to an end, Miss Xie Danfeng was furious, she didn't know that the road she led had deviated from the original direction and began to head towards the center of the Canglan War Zone...

She just rushed forward with her head sulking sullenly, but when she came to her senses, she had already run into someone.

Coincidentally, people from the Xie family!

This made Xie Danfeng a little dazed, stunned, couldn't help standing at the place where he just turned the corner, and was stunned.

Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan turned around to take a look, only to see that there was a fierce fight more than a hundred feet away in front of them!

On one side are the Xie family members in green clothes and black belts, there are hundreds of them, and on the other side are a large group of spirit beasts, iron-skinned lions and beasts. Among the iron lion beasts, there are five or six people dressed in strange shapes.

There was a crash in Meng Chaoran's arms. The spirit-absorbing holy fish he kept for Tan Tan turned over a few waves in the fish tank for some inexplicable reason, and blew it up.

"Three-star saint clan?" Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan were stunned at the same time.

"These are the three-star saint clan?" Xie Danfeng was relieved seeing that her brother and clan members were not in any danger for the time being, and looked at the three strangely dressed people in the middle of the fierce battle curiously and said in surprise: "Tan Tan, they are more powerful than you." Still ugly!"

Tan Tan asked in shock, "What about now?"

Xie Danfeng burst out laughing, and said: "Now you are very handsome."

Tan Tan continued to be shocked and said, "Do you know those people?"

Xie Danfeng not only didn't despise his shock this time, but looked at him carefully for a while, nodded, and said: "Well, it's much more pleasing to the eye. Let me tell you, the handsome man in the middle who commanded Ruode must have the demeanor of a general is like a jade tree The person facing the wind is my elder brother, Xie Danqiong!"

Tan Tan was really shocked this time, his facial features shifted in an instant, he hissed and gasped, and said in shock, "So it's my brother-in-law!"

Xie Danfeng was ashamed and kicked out: ... Get out! "

Beside the fierce battle between the two families, there was a large group of people watching Xie's family fighting with the Tin Lion Beast gloatingly. Obviously waiting to take advantage.

A large flag was erected high, with a snow-white lotus clearly visible on it, with a "Luo" character in the center of the lotus fluttering in the wind. Under the big banner, two young people stood side by side with sturdy expressions. It was Luo Kewu and Luo Kedi!

"Wow... this is so cool..." Luo Kedi smiled blindly: "Damn, this time, teach Xie Danqiong, who has always been proud of himself, a lesson! Damn, this time It’s so cheap that you can only pick it up once in hundreds of years.”