Part 8, Chapter 304 Let's Find My Senior Brother
The two monster clan members really can't stand it anymore, if they go on like this, our prince will definitely be kidnapped... Who knows who this guy is...
This is not a good bird!
No matter how you look at it, you think you are a white liar!
But our prince is just a novice, or a super novice with zero experience in the world, what should we do?
help...
The two elders actually attributed their hearts to these three words!
"May I ask who exactly is Your Excellency?" Although Uncle Hu has confirmed that the other party must be a super bastard, and is very likely to be a scumbag, but now he can't just put his hat on: "How can you seduce our son like this? What's on your mind?"
"Ask who I am? Don't I always say that I'm Tantan? Your son is young and doesn't often travel around the rivers and lakes. It's fine if you don't know me. You two don't look like unknown people. Why? Asking such uncommon sense..."
Tan Tan was stunned suddenly and said: "What did you say just now? 'Temptation'?" Pointing at the demon Ning Ning, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out: "Your knowledge is your own business, but you can't talk nonsense, you think He is a beautiful woman? He also seduces... Hahahaha..."
Before a certain Uncle Hu could speak again, Yao Ningning stood up filled with righteous indignation: "Uncle Hu, what are you talking about! Brother Tan is a real man, a good man! Seduce me wherever you go!" Besides? Besides, am I the kind of person who gets seduced casually? Am I that bad?!? I haven’t been out for a long time, and my lack of experience in the world is finally understandable. It’s useless for you two to often boast about yourself in front of me You have a lot of experience in Jianghu, how could you say such layman words at this time, I am ashamed for you two!"
Uncle Ma was about to open his mouth to argue, but was stopped by the crown prince: "Shut up too. I don't want to hear your voices again, please don't embarrass me again!"
The two were tongue-tied, dumbstruck, completely helpless.
My dear son, I really didn't expect you to be so stupid!
"Brother Tan, don't let them defeat our interest. Come on, let's continue to drink until the meal is over. We two brothers are going to wander the rivers and lakes. The younger brother knows that he has little experience, so we need to rely on Brother Tan to take care of us." Yes!" Yao Ningning enthusiastically persuaded him to drink, his posture was so low!
The hairs on the side of the two uncles stood on end, looking at the entire Jiuchongtian Que. It is impossible for the prince of our family to be so respectful to others, even to the Demon Empress herself, there is fear, there is fear, but there is no respect...
Tan Tan squinted his eyes: "Come with me to wander the rivers and lakes,
It's not impossible, I will definitely cover you. It’s just what are you cultivating now? Don't take two steps away from him, and you'll be on the street. "
Yao Ningning was furious, and said, "I'm only one step away from breaking through to the level of heaven and man! Is this cultivation enough?"
"What rice?! F**k your uncle!" Tan Tan was taken aback. Eyes widened: "You little boy's cultivation is so high? You fucking, you really don't show your face!"
Tan Tan really didn't expect that the bastard in front of him had a higher level of cultivation than himself.
Oh shit. I worked so hard that I even went to the official Tianku to rob. Only then did he barely collect some treasures, and he raised his cultivation base at an extremely fast speed. Not long ago, by chance, he got the Yin-Yang Fish, which allowed him to upgrade his cultivation base to the mid-level holy level. It can be said that it is unprecedented, and when I was complacent, I never expected to meet a guy who was obviously weak on the road, and his cultivation base was higher than his own!
Could it be that God has no eyes, how could this happen? !
The anger of Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma on the one side escalated again, and they wished to chop Tan Tan into meat paste on the spot, destroying him, smashing his body to pieces, and smashing his bones into ashes!
You bastard!
He really knows how to scold, so he just scolded casually, and directly scolded the two peak figures of Yao Huangtian.
fuck you uncle Who is Yao Ningning's uncle? That's a super character that even the Demon Queen would call 'Big Brother'! As for 'You ****'... he's even more of an asshole.
Who the hell is Yao Ningning?
Your Majesty the Demon Queen!
Yao Ningning felt a little uncomfortable when he heard this at first, but when he heard the last sentence 'the real person does not show his face', he suddenly became angry, and he was so proud and high-spirited after being scolded by someone: "Hmph! You are so rare and strange, I have a lot of cards! Even if the master of heaven and man is not necessarily mine!"
Tan Tan became more and more surprised: "Really? You're not bragging, right?! How did you cultivate, kid? How can you have such a high level of cultivation?"
The prince suddenly felt a sense of elation: So, it turns out that my brother and I also have a day to be admired by others!
God is pitiful!
This is really rare!
"What's the matter? It's just hard work! Well, hard work! Hard work! I practice from morning to night, and practice until my hands are blistered..." Yao Ningning boasted brazenly and boasted, but couldn't find any evidence, so he had to speak nonsense.
The veteran masters of the two monster races lowered their heads sadly. Work hard, work hard, get up early and work late... blood bubbles on both hands...
I just can't take it anymore.
Any word here seems to have nothing to do with our prince, stop blowing it, the sky is full of ashes!
Tan Tan couldn't hide the envious expression on his face anymore, and said: "In the practice of martial arts, those who have mastered it first, I have practiced for more than 20 years, but I am only a middle-level saint-level, and I am still complacent...I...ah, I was hit Yes, don’t mention it.”
"Practice for more than 20 years?! The middle rank of the holy position..." Yao Ningning was also shocked when he heard this.
He himself can get to where he is now, and he knows what kind of prerequisites he has. The value of the natural materials and earth treasures he has used over the years is enough to pile up a genuine master of the peak of heaven and man.
That is to say, I don't know what hard work is, and so many good materials can barely pile up a peak level of the Holy Throne on myself. But this one in front of him is clearly a grassroots!
They actually reached the middle of the holy rank! This is the real genius here!
Although there is a difference in cultivation between the two, they are actually not too different, so the next talk is more speculative.
Compared to Yao Ning Ning who was taken aback, the two elders of the Yao clan were taken aback. I really didn't see that this kid is really not simple, but after more than 20 years of practice, he has become a holy person. The level of quality is commendable!
The gazes of these two elders of the Yao clan are not trivial, they have already seen through Tan Tan's falsehood, but now they suddenly heard Tan Tan claiming his age, so they couldn't help but observe carefully again, but made a judgment based on Tan Tan's bone age, this kid was at most in his early twenties He was born in 2000, and he was still Ye Luzi, not a super sect disciple.
Under such conditions, it is really commendable to have this level of cultivation, so the disgust towards Tan Tan is not so strong, and even a little pleasing to the eye!
It's a pity that this kind of pleasing to the eye didn't even last for a moment!
Because of the topic to be discussed next, the two elder masters of the Yaozu gave birth to the urge to run away.
"You don't even know about my mother. My mother is so strict with me...Hey, you say I go after women, I go to pick up girls, isn't that a serious matter? This is related to future generations The big thing of inheriting the bloodline... But my mother got me back with a single order, and insisted that I find a man..." Yao Ningning sighed.
"Looking for a man? Your mother is the best. To be honest, what do women know? People with long hair but short knowledge..." Tan Tan dismissed it: "But I have to say, your mother is really good at talking..."
Yao Ningning patted her thigh: "Who says it's not... The old man will veto whatever I say, and what I want to do, I will definitely not allow it to be done; even eating and drinking... I have to control it. I just point it out There is no freedom..."
"Isn't your mother sick? Although it's easy to say, I've heard of a disease called obsessive-compulsive disorder before, and it's very similar to what you said." Tan Tan disagreed.
Uncle Ma and Uncle Hu expressed that they really couldn't take it anymore.
If someone knew that the 'extreme, sick woman' that these two bastards were talking about now was the current demon queen, then the first joke in the entire Nine Heavens Que in hundreds of millions of years would have been born.
"Don't worry, you will follow me from now on, and I promise you will be popular and drink spicy food, and you will be happy with your enemies!" Tan Tan patted his chest: "My experience in the world is extremely rich, and I can't go wrong!"
The crown prince nodded like a chicken pecking rice, incomparably doglike.
After a lot of drinking, since neither of them deliberately worked hard to evaporate the alcohol, they both looked smoky and drunk.
"Come on, let's have another drink."
However, these two people belong to the kind of people who are crazy, they don't know the depth, they continue to talk about drinking, and after a while, they have already reached the point of drunkenness.
"Boy Ningning, you will follow me from now on... Life must be colorful and wonderful, very gorgeous..." Tan Tan's tongue is getting bigger, and his speech is naturally becoming more and more incoherent and incoherent.
"Little brother must see it, see it well..." Yao Ningning held his head and looked over, and Tan Tan's head on the other side had turned into three, shaking back and forth.
"Well... wait a minute, let's find my senior brother first, my senior brother, uh, he is a truly remarkable person, he is the veritable number one in the Ninth Layer Genius, and I can at most be ranked second... er..." Tan Tan Hiccupping: "Except that his looks are a little worse than mine, and he is not as handsome as me...the others...the others are better than me...the best in the world!"
"Really...your senior brother...uh... so powerful?" Yao Ningning asked unconsciously, and kept nodding. The body is tilted to and fro.
"Of course, follow my senior brother, infinite excitement, infinite excitement, infinite..." Tan Tan was very proud.
"Then... what's your brother's name? Tell me... let me worship you too..."
"He... uh, called... Tickle Ang..."
"Itchy?"
"right."