Chapter 1085 Chang'e Is a Foodie

The shadow of the candle on the mica screen is deep,

The long river gradually falls and the Xiaoxing sinks. novel

Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir,

Bihai Qingtian has a heart every night.

Some people can say with certainty that since Pangu opened the sky, the first human being to set foot on the moon was a Chinese and a woman, and this person was Chang'e.

There is endless misery above the sun, and the loneliness of thousands of years has hollowed out her body and mind, making her body and mind more ethereal than nothingness. Almost forgot what he looked like!

Ever since she took the elixir that the King of People got from the Holy Mother of Yaochi, she soared above the Taiyin, in the Guanghan Palace. For thousands of years, Chang'e could only look at her hometown from afar, and watch from the distant moon. Looking at the familiar yellow land.

Thirty-two years ago, Chang'e witnessed an American named Armstrong, who fell on the moon with a piece of scrap iron, and planted a flag full of stars and horizontal stripes on the surface of the moon.

However, the American has mortal eyes and cannot see Guanghan Palace or Chang'e.

Originally, she wanted to go forward and have a chat, but because of the lack of etiquette and language barrier among foreigners, Chang'e gave up this plan.

Thirty years in the blink of an eye, the time has come to 2001. On this day, Chang'e woke up from the Guanghan Palace, stepped out of the palace gate, and was about to continue looking at her hometown for a while, when she suddenly caught something out of the corner of her eye. , suddenly turned around to look, and suddenly his almond eyes widened, his eyes revealed disbelief, and even more inconceivably dazed.

I saw the Stars and Stripes, which was still intact yesterday, was already on fire at this time. A young man with a handsome face was not wearing that kind of bulky space suit, but just like himself, wearing ordinary clothes. Burning with a dark thing.

Thousands of years of watching made Chang'e know many things, for example, there is no air on the moon, so it is impossible to light a flame.

Moreover, it is difficult for ordinary people to reach here. Even if they go to the moon, they have to wrap themselves up like Armstrong, let alone light a cigar on the fire.

So everything in front of him that is against common sense proves that the person in front of him is not an ordinary person, and the fire is certainly not ordinary fire.

Seeing that the young man seemed to be from her hometown, Chang'e's skirt fluttered lightly and floated towards the other party with joy on her face.

The four eyes are facing each other.

Chang'e opened her lips lightly, and uttered six crisp words like pearls falling on a jade plate: "Smoking is not allowed here!"

Xin Han, who was smoking a cigar, choked directly, because the gravity on the moon is one-sixth that of the earth, so the cigar was blown out by him and flew a long distance, out of his space-time domain, without air, and naturally extinguished , fell far on the surface of the moon.

"You haven't seen anyone for so many years, so you just say this?" Xin Han looked at this beauty that has been passed down through the ages, feeling a little speechless, thinking that beauty is beautiful, but his mind is a little out of line.

Chang'e smiled lightly and said, "Chang'e is watching my hometown every day in the sky, and now I see that many places in my hometown have the words no smoking, so I made a joke with you!"

Saying this, he saluted Xin Han Wanfu: "Chang'e, my slave, I also invite you to come to Guanghan Palace to have a talk!"

Xin Han waved his hand and said: "You can see your hometown in the sky, I believe you also know the vicissitudes of the world and the changes in the world, so don't use slaves or anything, let's match you and me!"

"Then I will do as I please, and do what is good!" Chang'e smiled and waved her hand, and the Guanghan Palace appeared immediately. When Xin Han saw it, she was disappointed, but the palace in front of her was worthy of the name of Guanghan Qingxu.

I saw the so-called Guanghan Palace, but a pavilion of a hundred feet square, clear and cold, gloomy and desolate, transparent on all sides, not even a window. Fortunately, there is no atmosphere on the moon, so there is no wind, otherwise. Didn't Chang'e sleep in the open every day?

In the pavilion, there is a table, a chair and a bed, but nothing else.

Chang'e asked Xin Han to sit on the chair, and sat on the edge of the bed herself, apologetically saying: "Guanghan is poor, there is nothing to entertain distinguished guests, please forgive me!"

Xin Han waved his hand: "It's okay, but I heard that in the Moon Palace, sweet-scented osmanthus wine is good, and your jade rabbit, why not take it out and roast it, there is wine and meat, everyone, cheer up, it is also a way of hospitality!"

Chang'e covered her mouth and smiled lightly: "My lord is really good at joking, I haven't seen the smell of meat in thousands of years, if there is a jade rabbit, how can it be your turn!"

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"As for the sweet-scented osmanthus wine, Wu Gang felled trees and so on, but the world is far-fetched. On this moon, I have been the only one since ancient times!"

Xin Han saw that this place was indeed a bit poor, and seeing how pitiful Chang'e was, he immediately took out a lot of food from the space and put it on the table: "Forget it, let me treat you, come, let's chat while eating." !"

The next moment, Xin Han's eyes were opened, and Chang'e saw a table of delicacies, and she transformed from a lady into a foodie in an instant, picking up a delicious crispy roast goose with one hand, and forgetting to eat the buns with the other hand Rise.

Originally, Xin Han planned to chat while eating, but when he saw the guy in front of him, he really didn't have time to talk, unless she could still make a sound through the two buns.

After more than half an hour, Chang'e, who was eating so much food, stopped, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Is it ugly when I eat?"

Xin Han smiled: "It's understandable, after all, you haven't eaten for thousands of years, so it's only natural that you're hungry and crazy!"

"You're crazy!" Chang'e rolled Xin Han's eyes, then shook her head and said, "I'm either hungry or greedy!"

"" Xin Han has black lines all over his head, this guy is too honest.

Chang'e put down a goose bone in her hand, and said with a light smile, "Since I ate the Yaochi elixir, I no longer feel hungry, and I have become immortal, but who knows what I got in return is boundless loneliness. I’ve eaten so much, I don’t even have saliva!”

She said, grabbed the wine that Xin Han took out, and poured it directly into her mouth. After taking a big sip, she asked with a pretty face, "You can go to the moon, which proves that you are not a mortal. Tell me, what's the matter with my old lady?"

Xin Han swallowed and spit: "Did you drink too much?"

Chang'e swayed, and stroked her forehead with plain hands: "Don't worry, my mother was in the tribe back then, but she was famous for not getting drunk!"

Seeing this, Xin Han nodded, seeing that she had almost eaten and drank, he said, "I'm here this time to take you back to Earth."

He had just finished speaking when he saw Chang'e falling headlong on the bed and fell asleep, but she was really drunk.

"Ten thousand lamps don't get drunk and don't brag x can die!"

Xin Han shook his head and put Yao Chi on his shoulders, took a step, and disappeared on the moon, and the next moment he appeared in the mourning hall of Jiajia Building.

Ma Xiaoling was already immune to the sudden appearance of Xin Han, but when she saw a delicate and elegant woman on his shoulders, she couldn't help raising her eyebrows: "Who is she?"

"Chang'e is the one on the moon. Just now, I poured a whole bottle of Erguotou by myself, and I just fell down. Right in the middle? Let him make some hangover soup!" Xin Han threw Chang'e on the sand and complained to Ma Xiaoling .

Ma Xiaoling's eyes were wide open, her mouth couldn't close in surprise, and she touched her forehead after a while: "Am I dreaming? If not, I'll go back to sleep for a while!"