Chapter 1564: Fate with My Sect
The pig demon sent by Gao Laozhuang to support the scene had a miserable end. It was now smeared with seasoning and stewed in a big pot.
Nuwa came very quickly. She arrived at the scene about ten seconds after the call with Coco ended. As soon as she appeared, she killed the pig demon with thousands of years of Taoism. She didn't mean to be long-winded at all.
And after killing Zhu Shiba, Nuwa took out a big iron pot and forced the little pig demons in the specialty store to smear seasoning on Zhu Shiba. Her style was simply a mess.
"I'll show you my cooking skills later. At that time in the prehistoric times, I ate a lot of monsters, so I practiced good cooking skills."
In the miserable look of the little pig demons, who looked like their father had died, Nuwa began to brag to Coco without caring.
The two old men, Jin and Li, sat aside with numb expressions. It was hard for the two old men to believe that the girl in front of them who was blowing spit was actually the Nuwa Saint in the myth and legend.
Obviously, the style is wrong!
At this time, Nuwa was dressed in ancient costumes, with a bamboo hat on her head. No one knew where she came from.
"This is a wild boar monster. If it is cooked well, it will taste good. It must be hundreds of times more fragrant than ordinary pork. After all, it is a monster.
You know, free-range rural pigs are tastier than feed pigs, so monster pigs must be more fragrant than ordinary pork."
Don't say it, Nuwa is really knowledgeable when talking about these things.
"Don't be lazy, work harder, or I'll take off a pig leg and take it home to make ham!" At this time, Nuwa did not forget to order the little pig monsters and threaten them at the same time.
This Gao Laozhuang agricultural product store was temporarily closed. In short, the business could not be done for the time being.
The monkey police officer was also left behind.
At this time, the monkey police officer realized that the little kid really did not lie, and she was really a member of the Wa Palace.
"Master, where are you from? Why are you dressed like an ancient person?"
Keke was too lazy to listen to her master bragging about the past, so she interrupted her master.
"Hi, Master, I'm filming.
I was on the set when you called me. It just so happened that my scenes were finished today and I was just thinking about where to go for a good meal. Coincidentally, you called me.
You are really my lucky star. With my current status, it's really not good to kill some little monsters for no reason. But if they provoke you, it's different. I can kill them openly and eat them."
Everyone saw that Nuwa's eyes were shining when she said this.
"Master, let me introduce you. This is my great-grandfather and great-grandfather."
Keke introduced the two old men, Jin and Li, to her master at the right time.
As for Jin Jianshe, there is no need to introduce him, because Nuwa has known Jin Jianshe for a long time.
"Hello, two old men."
Nu Wa put away her gangster style and immediately restored her ladylike demeanor.
Unfortunately, it was useless for her to pretend now, because everyone had seen her true appearance just now.
The two old men, Jin and Li, didn't know how to address Nu Wa, so they looked a little embarrassed.
Seeing this, Nu Wa smiled and said to the two old men: "Just treat me as an ordinary girl. My secular name is Zhang Xiaomi, and I am a young and lovely beautiful girl."
After saying that, Nu Wa pouted and raised her hand to make a V gesture.
No matter whether the style of the painting is not quite right, the two old men must admit that the girl in front of them is the Nu Wa Saint in the myth and legend.
"Hello, Miss Zhang..."
In the end, the two old men used 'Miss Zhang' to address Nu Wa.
Zhu Shiba has returned to his original form, revealing the body of a wild boar.
So when this guy was stewed in a big pot, it was not so unacceptable.
Nuwa brought a lot of ingredients and seasonings, which were basically prepared according to the ingredients that should be used for northern pork stewed with vermicelli.
However, Nuwa did not need to cook by herself, and all this was done by the little pig demons.
It was hard to imagine what it felt like for the little pig demons to tremble and remove the hair of their people, cut open their stomachs, apply a layer of seasoning, and then stew them in a large iron pot under the coercion of Nuwa.
Anyway, Nuwa did not want to know, and Keke was too lazy to understand. For the two of them, as long as the stewed pig demon vermicelli tasted good, other problems did not need to be paid attention to at all.
As the hot water in the large iron pot boiled, bubbles began to gurgle, and the fragrance quickly filled the specialty store.
After all, it was a wild boar demon with thousands of years of Taoism. When it was stewed with vermicelli, the taste was extraordinary.
Free-range rural pork is delicious!
Hehe, now this wild boar demon is more delicious than free-range rural pigs!
"Master, if I get hungry in the future, can I get some other monsters to eat?"
With a master like Nuwa, how could Keke, as an apprentice, not follow suit? So the little guy naturally considered this aspect.
"Okay, but you have to find a suitable excuse."
Nuwa taught her apprentice patiently.
Keke is so smart. He immediately understood what the master meant. Then the little guy nodded meaningfully: "Don't worry, master, I know what to do."
Nuwa looked at Coco with a satisfied look on her face and said: "Eat less chicken, duck, fish and monsters, there is no nutrition. Just get more monsters from the sea. Of course, it is also good if you encounter poisonous monsters. It is excellent to make wine." ”
It can be predicted that under the guidance of such a master, Coco will definitely not let the demon world stop in the future.
"But Coco, but the master wants to tell you, it's okay to eat monsters from other forces, but you can't eat those monsters that are dedicated to the master. It's best if you choose those monsters that have been converted by the West."
Although Nuwa did not prohibit it and even supported Keke to get some monsters to eat later if she had nothing to do, there were still some things that it was better to remind Keke in advance.
For example, Coco cannot eat the monsters who follow the orders of the Wa Palace and worship Nuwa as a monster saint.
In addition to this, monsters from other forces can do whatever they want, especially the monsters who were converted by the West and became the protectors of Skanda. They can eat whatever they want.
Don't think that doing so is cruel!
For Coco, this is also a kind of practice in disguise.
Isn't it possible that Nuwa used this method to teach Cocoa a necessary education course in the fairy world in disguise, and this course is called "Natural Selection".
After all, Keke is young, and she doesn't understand or understand the big principles, but this method is indeed the most appropriate.
The water in the cauldron began to boil, bubbling out.
The little pig monsters around them looked very sad as if they were dead rabbits and foxes.
The monkey monster sitting next to the two old men also looked at the scene in front of him speechlessly, feeling a bit like he was dreaming.
Jin Jianshe was entrusted by Coco to help with the live broadcast. He followed the process of the pig monsters removing the hair of the dead wild boar monster, applying seasonings, and then putting it into a pot to stew. It caused a great sensation in the live broadcast room.
Many people have eaten pork stewed vermicelli, but the wild boar demon stewed vermicelli that has been practiced for thousands of years is not something that ordinary people can eat.
While filming, Jin Jianshe pretended to be in front of the camera and said: "Smells! It really smells good! It can't be said that the wild boar demon with thousands of years of Taoism is stewed with vermicelli. The smell it gives off is really mouth-watering." "
He placed the selfie stick above the bubbling cauldron to get a close-up shot of the ingredients in the pot.
"Everyone has never seen it, but the meat has distinct layers and is oily on top. It makes people appetizing at the sight of it, right! Coupled with the special vermicelli, wow, the fragrance penetrates all the way into the nostrils, and it is almost addictive just by smelling it. No."
Jin Jianshe was now confident and ignored the fire-breathing gazes of the pig monsters beside him.
If the little pig demons also had the magical power of 'killing people with their eyes', Jin Jianshe would probably be riddled with holes all over his body by now.
Zooming in on the camera, Jin Jianshe’s face expanded in the camera: “But these are not the point. The key point is that after eating wild boar demon pork that has been practiced for thousands of years, guess what kind of impact it will have on ordinary people? Is it an aphrodisiac? Will it improve your physical condition?”
It has to be said that Jin Jianshe is really good at using his imagination, and he even thinks of this.
The monkey officer suddenly became restless because he found that Coco's eyes were always drifting in his direction from time to time.
I don't know if it thought of something, but suddenly this guy jumped up and shouted: "Don't eat my brain, monkey brains are actually not delicious!"
The sudden shout suddenly attracted everyone's attention.
The two masters and apprentices, who were discussing the best monsters to eat, looked at the monkey police officer from Huaguoshan like a fool, and Coco said in an extremely strange way: "Don't worry, master and I are not interested in you. ”
Obviously, the foodie master and apprentice made Officer Monkey a little excited.
"Master, the two ginseng fruits you gave me were given to my great-grandfather and great-grandfather."
The master and apprentice were too lazy to deal with the monkey police officer who overreacted. Coco told the master about giving away the ginseng fruit.
Nuwa responded to Coco without caring at all: "Master gave it to you. It's your business to whom you want to give it to. You don't need to tell the master about this little thing."
After saying that, Nuwa stood up and walked to the two old men Jin and Li. She glanced at the two old men with her eyes and said to them with a smile: "Have you not eaten the fruit yet? Don't keep it, eat it." Well, after eating, I have two magical powers to give to you. Although they are just small means, they will allow you to step into the door of practice from now on and escape from the realm of ordinary people. Otherwise, just eating the fruit will not help you. It just gives you a lot of longevity out of thin air.”
Faced with this situation, both old men Jin and Li felt a little surprised.
"why is that?"
The old man of the Li family couldn't help but ask.
When asked by the old man of the Li family in front of her, Nuwa replied meaningfully: "Let's form a good relationship."
Before Nuwa could finish her words, she heard a very strange voice that sounded like curry: "Holy Lord Nuwa, you are well and well. Brother Pindao, you are polite here."
The expression on Nuwa's face changed and became quite ugly.
"What are you doing here!"
Although the speaker did not appear, it did not prevent Nuwa from expressing her attitude.
Bursts of Buddhist chanting echoed around, and the originally pervasive aroma of pig demon stewed with vermicelli was also covered by the scent of sandalwood.
Two guys with snail-like curly hair and robes showed up. The shorter snail-headed guy spoke first, and Nuwa became quite angry as soon as he spoke.
"Let's be frank. Your disciple has a connection with my Western Religion!"