Chapter 363 Even My Concubine Can’t Do It

"Of course I'm bringing the food."

Tang En shook the ring on his hand and said calmly: "I am a mage, a very powerful mage. Have you forgotten?"

Barrod recalled that Tang En destroyed the monsters he had raised with a wave of his hand, and his face suddenly became even more ugly.

Those monsters have been carefully cultivated and tamed by them over the years. Each one was carefully selected and cultivated for the Demon Abyss Competition. They are of inestimable value. However, such precious monsters were completely destroyed by Tang En with a raised hand.

He is a powerful spellcaster. Barod knows this very well. What Tang En told is the truth. He is indeed capable of destroying the entire underground dwarf country with one person - but if he really wants to fight to the death, the underground dwarves will also It’s not that there is no trump card.

"It turns out to be space equipment. Humph, no wonder you are so confident in entering the underground world."

Barrod snorted. He also had space equipment. When they entered the underground world, space equipment was not as rare as it is now.

"Come in... I've prepared a meal for you."

After confirming that Tang En was not here to rob anyone, Barold reluctantly accepted them.

Before turning around, Balod stared at Brian for a long time, then spat and said disdainfully: "As a dwarf, hanging out with humans is simply a disgrace to dwarves!"

"What did you say!?"

Brian immediately became furious, picked up the war hammer and planned to start filming: "Believe it or not, I will smash you flat, round you and throw it to the lava lizards as food - big brother, let me raid the formation!"

"Okay," Tang En pulled Brian back angrily, "you are no match for him."

"I know - but you can't lose your momentum!"

Brian said confidently: "Besides, without you, I don't think he would dare to take action."

Tang En and Fiona immediately looked at Brian with admiration. This guy's IQ was not that low.

"This warhammer..."

Barod's eyes suddenly stopped on the warhammer in Brian's hand. With a sudden wave of his hand, an invisible magic force snatched the warhammer away from Brian's hand and flew to Barod.

"Hahahaha, you still want to steal my war hammer?"

Brian folded his arms and laughed wildly: "This is the most precious treasure of our mountain dwarves. Not just anyone can get it casually."

"Brian."

Tang En shouted, his eyes looking very strange.

"Hmph, I can call the war hammer back with just a greeting."

"Brian."

Fiona couldn't help it anymore: "Your war hammer was really taken away!"

"That's impossible, I-"

The smile froze on Brian's face. Barod, not far away, was holding Brian's war hammer and swinging it easily. The war hammer went wherever his arm pointed. He looked even more skilled than Brian. a bit.

"--How can this be!"

Brian panicked, stretched out his hand and shouted: "Come back quickly!"

The war hammer in Barrod's hand shook, but it did not fly out. He fell silent as if he had accepted his fate.

The atmosphere around him suddenly became very strange.

"The immortal war hammer of the King of Mountains..."

Barrod murmured to himself, his words full of emotion.

Tang En suddenly realized that the King of Mountains' Immortal War Hammer was restricted to the bloodline of the dwarf royal family, but it did not say whether it was a mountain dwarf or an underground dwarf! Barrod is the king of the underground dwarves, and of course he has the blood of the dwarf royal family!

After understanding this, Tang En was dumbfounded. Brian was so proud that he was dumbfounded now, right? All the treasures he relied on for food had been taken away, and as the former king of the dwarf country, he also lost the symbolic treasure of the clan. It was only when he returned that he could not be beaten to death by a mixed doubles team of Durandon and Eberron. Weird.

Brian seemed to have figured this out, and looked at Tang En hurriedly: "Brother! Please help me!"

Tang En nodded, turned to Barrod and said, "It seems a little inappropriate for you to do this, doesn't it?"

Barod chuckled: "I am also a dwarf royal, so of course I have the right to use this weapon. Why is it inappropriate?"

"But its name is the Immortal Warhammer of the King of Mountains," Tang En spread his hands, "not the Immortal Warhammer of the Underground King, so obviously, this warhammer is not prepared for you... So, you should return it. , don’t affect our relationship because of temporary greed, I don’t want to do anything, so don’t force me.”

"snort!"

Barrod snorted and threw the warhammer back to Brian: "What a stupid guy. You don't understand how to use the power of this warhammer. It is simply a shame in your hands!"

After the warhammer returned to Brian's hands, he still trembled and wanted to return to Balod, but Brian was so angry: "You are such a bastard! I feed you and polish you every day." Wax and oil, you actually have a different idea and betray me! When you get back, I will lock you into the dwarf treasure house and continue to let you eat ashes!"

The Immortal Warhammer suddenly trembled crazily, then died down and became quiet.

"Fight with me, kid? I won't kill you!"

Brian whistled and felt proud again.

Everyone: "..."

To compete so hard with a weapon and almost lose is like no one else.

"Don't be proud!"

Brian growled at Barrod: "You also said that it is a shame for me to mix with humans. I bet you in the name of my beard that in an hour - no, half an hour later, you will also join the human race like me." Brother's camp - Huh? Ha! You can't even protect your own beard, you are the disgrace of the dwarves!"

Barrod's face suddenly became extremely ugly. The fiery red beard on his chin was indeed missing a piece, and it was impossible to tell without looking carefully.

To a dwarf, however, it's obvious.

It was accidentally torn off during a battle a while ago.

Brian was still talking and taunting him, especially showing off his well-maintained and stylish beard.

Barrod growled at Tang En: "Shut up that idiot! Otherwise I will burn his beard!"

Without Tang En opening his mouth, Brian immediately shut up.

After the farce, everyone finally entered the so-called banquet hall - it was a simple room. In the square hall made of stone slabs, there was a stone table, and on the table was Barrod's order. Hearty meals prepared on the spur of the moment in the kitchen.

Barrod sat down without hesitation and said very unhappily: "This is the food prepared to welcome you. Even I am not qualified to enjoy these things. You should feel honored."

"These……"

Brian glanced at the food on the table, and just as he was about to taunt him, Tang En grabbed his mouth first.

Tang En smiled and said, "We are honored."

After that, he said seriously to Brian: "Don't look at the quality and value of the things that others use to entertain you, but look at how important these things are to that person - if what he said is true Yes, then we should indeed feel honored.”

There was so little food in the underground world, and he was full of doubts and wariness about the above-ground world, but he still prepared a table of food. This was already a very rare thing.

Brian grunted and gave up the urge to taunt Balod.

"Eliya, you also need to learn to put yourself in others' shoes, and don't always be willful. Do you understand?"

Tang En also educated Ilia by the way, because Ilia had shown signs of being spoiled by him recently.

"Um."

Ilia nodded obediently, she was willing to listen to whatever Tang En said.

Don't forget, before Tang En spoiled her, this little girl was usually taking care of the housework in Elsa's family, as well as Clara. She was originally a very obedient child, but because she didn't get it before, She was loved by her parents, so after meeting Tang En who was so kind to her, she poured all her feelings into Tang En.

This also led to Tang En's pampering of her, which made her become more and more fond of acting like a spoiled child.

Fiona and Vanilla sighed again. This kind of putting oneself in others' shoes is simply impossible for ordinary people to do.

Ordinary people only think about how to plunder and how to gain more benefits for themselves. How can they care about how much others have lost?

If everyone else in the general environment is greedy and selfish, a person who considers others will be the one who suffers the most in this environment.

Fortunately, Twain is not a weakling. He has a powerful enough fist, so he can set the rules and make Ellington's people accept his ideas and accept his subtle transformation.

After everyone took their seats, they stared at the things on the table in silence.

The most eye-catching thing was the huge mushrooms in a large plate. It was exactly the kind they had seen in the Mushroom Forest Cave before. The mushrooms had obviously been baked with hot stones, and were carefully divided and stuffed inside. With some minced meat and some spices sprinkled on the surface - in the underground world, spices are probably more precious.

Fiona subconsciously asked: "What kind of meat is this?"

"Lizard meat."

Barrod calmly grabbed a piece of mushroom lizard meat pie and put it on the plate in front of him, and then introduced the other dishes: "From left to right, they are red stone lizard meat, grilled lizard eyes, moss dressing Vegetables, grilled eyeless cartilage fish, dwarf chowder, smoked grilled stone moss, **** beetles, raw ground dragon..."

Listening to Barrod's introduction, Tang En, who was born in a big foodie empire, couldn't calm down.

The ones in the front are fine, but what the hell are the ones in the back! ?

****Beetle! ?

Raw ground dragon! ?

Damn, are these really edible? ?

Even if Mr. Bei comes, he has to kneel down!

"Lord Lord..."

Fiona, Elsa, and Ilia all looked at Tang En with pale faces. Even Vanilla was not calm anymore. Their eyes were full of pleading: "Think from someone else's perspective... Please forgive us for not being able to do this!"

Even my concubine can’t do it!