Things From Another World

Chapter 289 I Am the Big Winner

In Shengguang Square, the crowded flow of people maintained order under the maintenance of soldiers and priests, waiting patiently for help. At the same time, the booth of the Datang Chamber of Commerce not far away became the best choice for them to pass the time.

The booth and the sound are big enough so that people who stand far away can clearly see what happened above. The interesting program quickly attracted the attention of these people, and the name of the Datang Chamber of Commerce was inadvertently remembered by them .

"Ohhhh!!! Hurry up! The last question!"

"The last question! If you answer it correctly, you will become the champion!"

The bursts of cheers coming from not far away aroused the curiosity of Iluli, who was calming the patient's emotions.

She remembered that it was the storefront of the Datang Chamber of Commerce. Although she had never been there, Oli told her about the Datang Chamber of Commerce, so she also knew something about it.

But why is it so lively over there today?

"What's going on there?"

Suddenly hearing the saint talking to him, the guard next to him was immediately flattered: "Your Highness, there is the event booth of the Tang Chamber of Commerce. They are holding an event to celebrate the glory ceremony. It seems to be called 'I am a big winner' ..."

Yi Luli frowned slightly, becoming more curious in her heart.

Seeing the way the saint frowned, the guard felt a pain in his heart, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to smooth her eyebrows, but the next moment, he suddenly came to his senses, and withdrew his hand in embarrassment.

What a dirty desire... Her Highness is so holy, how could I let my own hands defile her purity?

Iluli suddenly smiled because she saw Princess Aurelia.

The saint's smile carried a strange magical power, which sublimated the hearts of those around her, as if the whole person had been purified, and a group of people knelt down for her.

The guards who were closer to her had their hearts beating wildly. They lowered their heads and didn't dare to look directly at the face of the saint. They thought it was a kind of blasphemy that their eyes fell on the face of the saint at this moment.

"...Then the last question, please listen to the question... Hee hee... Cough, what do women like most about men who are big, thick and hard?"

After Marlene finished reading the question, she couldn't help laughing, her face flushed.

The lord is really... too bad. If this kind of question hadn't been known in advance, who would have thought of the answer!

Fiona and Tina, who were standing next to Tang En, also blushed. Fortunately, Tang En had given her the answer before, otherwise they would definitely think wrong.

On the contrary, Elsa and Elijah didn't understand this at all, so they didn't feel anything strange. Therefore, seeing the laughing people below, the two girls were confused.

"Moderator, is it really appropriate for you to ask this question in front of so many people?"

The two contestants who were competing for the championship were all in a bad mood, and they couldn't speak with a bitter face. The previous questions were normal, why did the painting style suddenly change later?

"Of course, these problems are all the result of our careful selection, and there must be no problem."

Carl suffocated a smile: "Now the timer starts! Ten, nine, eight—"

"Okay! For the championship! I don't want this old face!"

A contestant tapped the button in front of him, closed his eyes and roared, "It's Ding O!"

"Hey..."

The ladies onlookers covered their faces and giggled, and the men also giggled. After all, men are naturally immune to nasty jokes, and they listen to them a lot in taverns, so of course they won't be embarrassed.

On the other hand, Aurelia, who had just come over, was in a bad mood after hearing the contestant's answer.

Aurelia stared at Tang En with a dark face. This guy actually prepared this kind of question on this occasion... Sure enough, he is completely rotten inside, right?

After answering the question, the contestant breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, winning the championship is the last word!

"Qiangqiang——Unfortunately, the answer is wrong!"

Carl chuckled: "Continue to count down—seven, six—"

"What!? Wrong!?"

"Impossible! How could this answer be wrong?"

"It's big, thick and hard, and it will make women like it, of course it's only Ding O!"

The women who were snickering were also stunned. The answer is wrong? How can it be?

Of course women love that stuff!

Although she disliked the question Tang En asked, Alleria was also stunned. From her understanding, the answer must be the right one!

But the answer turned out to be wrong?

The last two contestants competing for the championship on the stage were sweating profusely, especially the one who yelled out the answer, who was full of confidence but fell into the sand in the end.

It’s okay to get the right answer, although it’s a bit embarrassing, but at least I won the championship, but if I got the wrong answer, not only did I lose the championship, but I also lost face. It’s a big loss!

What exactly is it? What exactly is it?

"—three—two—one! Time's up!"

Carl laughed loudly and said: "Unfortunately, it seems that no one can guess the answer to this question. Do you choose to skip this question and continue to challenge the next question, or choose to give up and continue to challenge, hear the answer and then become a tie?" runner up?"

So the two got into trouble again.

"Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer! Listen to the answer!"

Before they could make a choice, the audience below were not happy, and were eager to hear the answer to the previous question.

Looking at the angry crowd, the two contestants panicked. If they choose not to listen to the answer and continue to challenge, they will probably be torn to pieces later, right?

The two looked at each other: "Give up?"

"I think it will work."

"We give up."

"Does that mean you want to hear the answer?"

The two nodded.

"Then, let me tell you the answer."

Marlene said with a blushing face, "The question is: What do women like most about a man who is big, thick and hard? The answer to this question is—"

She prolonged her voice, and immediately whetted the appetites of the audience around her. Even Aurelia straightened her neck involuntarily, holding her breath and waiting for the answer.

"The answer is—wealthy and powerful!"

As soon as the answer came out, there was an uproar all around.

"What a joke! Who can guess this kind of answer!"

"Exactly! Obviously Ding O is the correct answer!"

Karl pressed his hands down: "Calm down, calm down...Actually, this is a question for the beholder to see the benevolent and the wise. Your thoughts are too dirty, that's why you came up with that kind of answer..."

"Shh-"

A group of people looked at Carl with contempt.

"Don't believe me? That's fine. I'll ask another question. If you don't guess correctly, it means your thoughts are too dirty!"

Carl cleared his throat, glanced at the manuscript, and then continued: "There is a thing on the human body that is made up of two pieces of flesh with hair growing on it. If you keep digging between the two pieces of flesh with your fingers, water will flow out. Come on, if you poke it hard with something hard, it hurts and it bleeds, so what's the answer?"

Karl was full of smiles, thanks to the lord's wit, knowing that these people would definitely complain, so he made preparations in advance, otherwise it would be really difficult to deal with.

"Hey—how dare you ask such a question!"

"Dirty!"

"Too erotic!"

The ladies couldn't stand anymore, and they all covered their faces and wanted to leave, but the show was so exciting, and they really didn't want to leave, so they could only hold on, while still curious about the answer.

what is it

What will it be?

Even Princess Aurelia frowned unknowingly and began to think.

According to her thinking, the answer must be that thing, but Carl just said that the answer can't be that kind of answer...

Carl waved his hand: "It's time! What's your answer?"

"It's that..."

"It can only be that one?"

"Bao O, it must be Bao O!"

A group of people nodded in agreement, except for Bao O, they couldn't think of any other answers.

"Look, I just said that your thoughts are too dirty."

Carl chuckled and said, "The answer to this question is—the eyes."

As soon as the answer came out, everyone was dumbfounded. Although they always felt that something was wrong, they were speechless.

That's right, the eyes are indeed two pieces of flesh, with hair on the top and bottom, water will come out when rubbed, and blood will bleed when poked...

But...why do you always feel that something is wrong?

Carl took the opportunity to say: "So, everyone is too restless. Think about it, today is a grand festival. Could it be that kind of answer to the questions we ask on this occasion?"

That's right, and the Cathedral of the Holy Light is not far in front. If you keep making dirty jokes, isn't it blasphemy?

So the commotion among the crowd subsided temporarily.

Princess Aurelia was almost annoyed, this Karl is indeed the host introduced by that bastard, his skin is thick enough!

If you don't want people to misunderstand, don't ask these strange questions that deliberately suggest people to other places!

Asking these questions is clearly intended to be misunderstood!

Bad taste!

Real bad fun!

It really is that guy's style, it seems that he is really completely rotten inside!

"So unfortunately, I can only announce that there is no champion in this round of competition. The two of you are tied for runner-up. The prize is an ordinary air conditioner worth 998 gold coins sponsored by the Datang Chamber of Commerce..."

Although they didn't win the championship, the two who got the runner-up reward were also very excited. Even if they didn't use it, they could earn almost a thousand gold coins by reselling it!

It may not be a big deal in Yalinx, but in other towns, this is equivalent to the income of many people who have worked hard for several years!

"Now we are starting to award prizes, and then the next round of competition will start immediately. Those who are interested in participating, please register as soon as possible."

Hearing what Carl said, Alleria rolled her eyes and said to the chief guard beside her, "Follow me to sign up."

The head guard was immediately dumbfounded.

That’s all for the commoners, if Her Royal Highness is asked a question that is easily misunderstood on the stage, and the answer is wrong...

The majesty of the royal family will be shattered like someone's integrity!

Tang En was also dumbfounded after receiving the news of the registration point.

Princess Aurelia is also here to join in the fun?

What a joke!

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