Chapter 31 The Upgrade Is Too Fast, Please Fasten Your Seat Belt (中中中)

Quiet public restroom.

Both sides of the gate.

Jill and Bahuangyi looked at each other, and their aura kept rising.

"Then viewers and friends in front of the TV, thank you for locking." In the toilet, Chen Yu took off the mink fur and raised his mobile phone to shoot: "You can see that the finals of the first public toilet defense battle of Beijing University have officially started .”

"The first guest player on the stage is called Jill. He is a martial arts professional and has very comprehensive ground fighting skills. The unique skill is 'willing to bet and admit defeat, and a mouthful of shit'. In the Northeast Dominance group arena a few years ago, I used this unique skill. He defeated His Majesty Chen Yu, who was unrivaled in the limelight and invincible at that time. It can be said that his move has become famous both at home and abroad. People in the world call him Jill who eats shit."

"Nowadays, although Jill is playing away games, he is located in a public toilet, where materials are obtained locally, which is convenient and quick, and has great environmental advantages. It is not an exaggeration to call it his home game directly."

"And the one who defends at home is the hope of our mankind—His Excellency Bahuangyi. We are all familiar with him, old friend, so there is no need to introduce him. Although he is a martial arts professional, his melee combat skills are also very good. Difference."

"It's worth mentioning that Contestant Jill was once the fighting teacher of Contestant Bahuangyi!"

"Therefore, in this game, in addition to competing for the championship title of the first Beijing University Public Restroom Defense Battle, the fateful confrontation between master and apprentice is also a rare highlight."

Swallowing, Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief, probed, opened the window, and stretched the camera forward: "This fighting match adopts no restrictions, no restraints, no referees, and lawless competition rules. The winner will have I have the opportunity to enjoy the peerless beauty of 'Emperor Chen Yu' exclusively within the next week..."

Jill: "..."

Bahuangyi: "..."

Jill: "You're going to protect him with all the beatings all over his body?"

Bahuangyi: "...."

Chen Yu: "Okay! Following the camera, we can see that player Jill has taken the lead in talking trash. As he has experience in eating shit, this trick is not vicious."

Jill: "..."

Bahuangyi: "..."

Chen Yu: "But he miscalculated and picked the wrong opponent. Our Bahuangyi player, for this battle,

Deliberately moved into the toilet to live in. He has already become familiar with the smell of 'smelling' through the accumulated experience. Ba Huangyi would only feel kind to Jill's shit-smelling trash talk. "

Jill: "Why don't we join forces and let him shut up first."

Bahuangyi: "...Let me think about it."

"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"

Seeing that the situation was not good, Chen Yu retracted his neck decisively and withdrew into the "house": "The time is up, and the first round of probing each other is over. Next, both sides must show their fists. Interrupt a commercial, and after the commercial, the excitement will continue... ..."

With Chen Yu's departure, the surroundings of the public restroom became calm again.

Jill clenched her fists and remained silent for a long time before she said, "Yi'er, let me go in and beat him up."

"You go." Ba Huangyi still had that dead fish face: "Recently, no one can see him."

"Why?"

"No reason, I promised him."

Jill: "Have you heard what it means to be a teacher for a day and be a father for life?"

Bahuangyi: "I heard."

"Please explain." Jill raised her head and chest.

"Being a master for a day is a master for a lifetime."

"Okay! Then have you ever heard of a father's fate?"

"I heard."

"Explain it too." Jill's eyes flickered.

Ba Huangyi: "Father's life is very difficult to maintain."

Jill: "..."

"boom!"

With a burst of energy, Bahuangyi's figure was indistinct: "Do you need my help?"

Jill: "..."

Standing where she was, Jill had a serious expression and tried hard to think.

As a level 6 warrior.

Moreover, he is a level 6 warrior with the highest strength attribute below level 7. Facing a mere level 4, he can solve it with a single slap.

But Bahuang Yi is not an "ordinary" level 4.

The energy conversion ratio of 2.26, coupled with the specialization of space martial arts. Put him on the battlefield, and even if he can be used as a level 7 warrior...

"...a teacher for one day, and a father for life. A father should not conflict with his son."

With this in mind, Jill took a deep breath and stepped back slowly: "Yi'er, you are the hope of mankind, so I don't want to hurt your life. Just do it yourself."

Just like that, Jill walked away lightly.

It doesn't look like he came vigorously at all.

Watching Jill's back disappear, Bahuangyi returned to the bathroom without any expression fluctuations on his face.

"Let's go?" Chen Yu sat on the toilet, holding an apple in his hand, chewing and mumbled: "Didn't you two fight?"

"Actually, you came to my place mainly to hide from Jill." Bahuangyi asked.

"almost."

"Why hide from him. He should have no reason to hurt you."

"I don't like hanging out with people who eat shit."

"..."

"Mr. Lu Zhishen once said: The more you know, the sooner you will die. Anyway, I will only stay with you for a week, and I will leave when the energy of the skyrocketing has been digested. Don't ask me."

Taking a condescending glance at Chen Yu, Bahuangyi turned and left without saying anything.

"By the way, where should I sleep at night?" Chen Yu asked suddenly after eating the apple.

"casual."

"Can you give me the cleaning room where you live?"

"cannot."

"Respecting the old and loving the young are the traditional virtues of our country."

"Live if you can, get out if you can't."

"Okay, then don't regret it."

Wiping his hands with the rough surface of his jeans, Chen Yu walked to the cleanest hanging urinal for boys and cut off the water supply.

Then he took out the fire hose, stood three meters away and "pulled the trigger".

"Shua!"

The gushing water column immediately exploded in the hanging urinal.

The force was so fierce that it almost broke the enamel on the surface of the urinal.

"What are you doing?" The door of the cleaning room was pushed open, and Ba Huangyi frowned.

Without looking back, Chen Yu focused on cleaning: "Make a bed."

"Are you going to sleep on the urinal?"

"Of course."

"……ill."

After leaving a signature, Bahuangyi closed the door tightly with a "dong".

"Patter."

Also locked.

"Shua, Shua, Shua—"

The flushing of the water gun lasted for ten minutes.

Chen Yu stepped forward and checked the cleanliness. Then I found a few coats that were easy to dry in the backyard. Take one of the sets of shredded rags and wipe vigorously the urinal's enamel surface.

At the same time, detergent, disinfectant, and toilet cleaner are all used.

After confirming that it was "spotless", it was washed with a water gun for another half an hour.

"Snapped!"

Turn on the phone flash. When the bright light shone on it, the urinal shone with a crystal-like color...

"Awesome." Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction: "Come to a Japanese waiter, and you can go up and scoop water directly."

Put back the fire hose.

He tore up the remaining sets of clothes and carefully hung them on the urinal.

After a while, a "comfortable" and "exquisite" ergonomic seat took shape.

"amazing."

Sitting down on the urinal, Chen Yu twisted his body and found a comfortable position: "My manual skills are amazing."

...

Sunset, sunrise.

The moon rises and the moon sinks.

Time, just like this day by day.

Chen Yu made a slip of the tongue.

Today is the promised week. But he has no intention of leaving.

Because the difficulty of "digesting energy" was far beyond his original imagination.

well known.

0.1 under each big realm is equivalent to the sum of the total energy of all previous big realms.

This is also the reason why x.0 fighters usually can't beat x.1.

From this, one can imagine how much energy is contained in Chen Yu's promotion from level 3 to 4.9.

According to the running-in situation in the past week, Chen Yu estimated that there will be no two months to come, and there is no way to return to the "peak" state in terms of body control.

"Forcibly suppressing the level or something is the ugliest thing."

Gritting his teeth and swearing, Chen Yu suspended today's exercise, sat back on the ergonomic chair he modified, and was dazed.

I don't know why.

Obviously life has "calmed down", but the anxiety in my heart is getting stronger and stronger.

The thinking in my mind also began to become more and more absurd.

It was as if a group of ants were constantly crawling around in his soul.

Biting and not biting, eating and not eating, itchy batch...

"Boom boom boom."

The sudden knock on the bathroom door brought Chen Yu back to his senses.

He turned his head subconsciously, looked through the glass window, and saw Ba Huang Yao Zheng looking inward timidly.

Eyes, and he successfully looked into the eyes.

"Yu...Brother Yu."

Bahuang Yao waved hesitantly. It seemed that she couldn't believe that her fiancé actually moved into the toilet...

"Yo, Xiao Yao. Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

"I...I came to you. Jill said you were here."

"come in."

"The door is locked..."

"Oh." Scratching the base of his ear, Chen Yu was too lazy to move, and turned his head and shouted: "Brother uncle, your brother-in-law's daughter-in-law is here."

Outside the door, Bahuang Yao was stunned: "Brother-in-law's...daughter-in-law...uncle...my brother?! My brother is here too?!"

"Nonsense." Chen Yu took out a cigarette like a magic trick, and stuffed it into his mouth: "Your brother is always a local householder."

"boom!"

The door of the cleaning room was pushed open abruptly, and Ba Huangyi walked out expressionlessly.

"Long time no see, good afternoon." Chen Yu lit a cigarette and greeted with a smile: "I haven't seen you for a week, I thought you died in the house."

Ba Huangyi glanced at Ba Huang Yao indifferently, and then focused on Chen Yu: "You...the bed sheet on the toilet, why are you so familiar."

"Nothing to do with you."

"...Didn't you say you would only stay for a week?"

"That's right." Chen Yu nodded: "I didn't believe what I said."

Bahuangyi: "..."

Too lazy to quarrel with Chen Yu, he walked to the toilet door, looked at Bahuang Yao through the glass window: "What are you doing here?"

"Ask that nonsense." Chen Yu curled his lips: "When you come to the toilet, you must have come to the toilet."

"You don't have to talk." Ba Huangyi suppressed his anger and stared at Chen Yu fiercely.

"Joke, my Chen Yu's mouth, can you shut it?"

"Ah...you don't...don't quarrel." The girl waved her hands again and again: "I...I'm here to find Brother Yu."

"What are you looking for him for?"

"I just want to...see you."

"No." Ba Huangyi said expressionlessly, "Chen Yu, I will protect you. If you want to see him, you have to step over my corpse first."

Chen Yu: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "(O_O)?"

Chen Yu: "...she is your sister."

"Not even my father."

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ps: almost forgot to update.