Chapter 67 About Why Good Zombies Are Abnormal (2 Episodes)

"Snapped!"

He reached out and grabbed the female zombie's hair, holding her in place.

Chen Yu turned his head and looked at BB: "Tell me, why is a zombie changing its shoes?"

"Hmm..." BB lowered his head and pondered for a while, then said: "Maybe she is a lady."

"Oh." Chen Yu suddenly said, "That's understandable."

BB: "Yeah."

Chen Yu: "Yeah."

Female zombie: "...Yeah."

"..."

There was a moment of calm in the spacious foyer.

"What's the matter with you?!" Chen Yu raised his arm, chopped off the zombie's head with a sword, and shouted, "You're a piece of shit!"

"Pfft!"

Plasma sputtered, and the head shot into the sky.

The female zombie died immediately and lay straight on the ground.

"The lady is dead." BB said calmly.

"This is not a relationship between a lady and a lady at all, right?" Chen Yu's face turned dark: "Obviously there is something wrong with these zombies."

BB: "What evil intentions can zombies have?"

Chen Yu: "...where did you learn these jokes?"

BB: "Our principal."

Chen Yu: "If I have the chance, I must see the principal of your kindergarten with my own eyes."

"Okay!" BB said excitedly, "Our principal especially likes handsome guys."

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "He will definitely like you."

"Forget it, I won't go."

Squatting down, Chen Yu no longer talked to BB, but carefully observed the zombie situation.

"Can cut wood."

"I'll change my shoes."

"I also know the objects in the room..."

"Is it because the zombie transformation is not complete? He actually has memories of his life."

After checking for a while, he stood up, put the BB on his back skillfully, and continued to move towards the source with a stronger "infection amplitude".

Different from the outdoors.

While traveling between buildings, I encountered not many zombies.

Therefore, in order to analyze and study more accurately, Chen Yu slowed down and stopped every time he encountered a zombie and observed it intently for a while.

First, there’s the zombie armor.

When Chen Yu penetrated the load-bearing wall through "teleportation" and entered a hall, Mr. Zombie A was running for fitness.

Even the treadmill beneath my feet had long since shattered into powder. But still gliding in place with the attitude of "Michael Jackson"...

"Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is hip-hop."

BB: "..."

Secondly, there is Zombie B.

This zombie lady was lying on a bed covered with fungi, holding a scrapped mobile phone, staring at the screen with her eyes wide open, twitching with excitement from time to time, and she was so happy...

"Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is the rice circle."

BB: "..."

The third one is Zombie C.

It's rather strange. It's in a half-crouched position, typing crazily on the non-existent keyboard.

The corners of the hideous mouth were still opening and closing.

"Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced BB: "Through mouth shape analysis, it should be saying advanced words such as 'm', 'sB', 'mmp', 'wDnmD' and so on."

BB: "Sir, you always say the word 'wDnmD'."

Chen Yu: "wDnmD, when did I say that?"

Next, there is the zombie.

This zombie gentleman was squatting in front of the toilet, holding a fishing rod and fishing steadily like an old dog.

Even when Chen Yu and BB appeared, they only glanced back calmly.

"Look." Chen Yu stretched out his hand and introduced to BB: "This is the fishing guy. You have to throw a rod to cross the Naihe Bridge."

BB: "..."

Finally, there’s Zombie D 2.

It stood on the balcony where the wind was roaring, facing the vicissitudes of the city below, its thick unicorn arms doing crazy crafts.

Chen Yu: "..."

"Look!" BB was excited, stretched out his hand, and introduced to Chen Yu: "This is how the orcs will never be slaves."

"Why the orcs?" Chen Yu frowned.

“Aren’t single dogs beasts?”

"...Beast Nima! Let's go!"

Along the way.

After Chen Yu's intentional observation, he discovered the same phenomenon among these individuals.

That is zombies, who will continue to repeat the behavior of "life".

Addicted to sports.

Addicted to the rice circle.

Obsessed with fighting.

Addicted...addicted.

"If this is the case, can these infected animals be used by humans?"

While marching, Chen Yu thought.

In the real world, in the battle against the beast tide, humans are always at a disadvantage when fighting alone.

If you can control the "monsters" in various foreign lands and fight against them, it might be a good way to reduce human casualties.

Just like the current zombie-like animals in Jiayin's foreign land.

It has not completely become a zombie, and there is a theoretical possibility of "domestication".

"..."

"Use magic, fight against magic..." Chen Yu ran to the end of a group of buildings, looked down, and muttered to himself.

"Na?"

BB was confused: "Sir, what did you say?"

"nothing."

After coming back to his senses, Chen Yu observed the geographical environment below and waited quietly.

Infected by unknown!

Sanity +123.

"The infection is hurting more and more. In the right direction."

Leaning forward and maintaining a jumping posture, Chen Yu ordered: "Scan and see through to see if there is anything special in front of you."

"good."

BB nodded obediently, focused his pupils, and scanned the front in a fan shape.

After a long while, he said: "There is a group of zombies in a circle, behaving strangely."

Hearing this, Chen Yu became energetic: "What kind of weird method?"

BB: "They will never be slaves in the Orcs."

"..."

"I asked you to find something special!!" Chen Yu roared.

BB frowned and retorted: "Isn't it special for a group of zombies to gather together to do crafts?"

Chen Yu: "You are...well, you are indeed special."

"So, should we take a look?" BB was eager to give it a try.

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped BB on the head: "Look at it?! I said special, not this kind of special!"

Seemingly understanding, he looked at the distance again for a while and said: "There are also a group of zombies, very large in number and behaving strangely."

"Why is it weird?"

"Dancing in the square."

Veins appeared on Chen Yu's forehead: "Are you going to change your personality?"

"I'm a girl. And I'm not human either. How can I set this up?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Received psychological damage: Spirit +8

BB: "Sir, you are too talkative."

Chen Yu: "What is the name of the principal of your kindergarten? I have to have a good talk with him."

"Zhuge Wu Yong."

"Okay. Now the topic ends here. Look through it again. Don't look for weird things, but look for special points."

"Special?" BB tilted his head: "What do you mean by special..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Look, you don't know what special is, and BB doesn't know either." BB felt aggrieved.

After a moment of silence, Chen Yu sighed and waved his hand tiredly: "Okay, you can tell me one by one, don't miss any part. I will be responsible for screening."

"good."

BB turned from sadness to joy and rubbed her hands together excitedly. Then he looked forward and reported from left to right.

"Sir, at nine o'clock, two zombies are fighting."

Chen Yu: "Yes."

"Sir, at 9:15, three zombies are fighting. There are five zombies fighting next to it."

Chen Yu: "Skip the fight."

He nodded and moved his eyes: "At 10 o'clock, a group of zombies are parading with signs."

Chen Yu: "What's written on the sign?"

"Some of it can't be seen clearly. It's roughly like 'Everyone's life is also a life'."

Chen Yu: "...passed."

"Sir, at 10:30, a few zombies are skateboarding. It's so miserable, they're all gone from the head down."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Can't pass?" BB turned around and asked.

"Pass."

"Well, sir, at 11 o'clock, more than ten foreign zombies are playing football."

Chen Yu: "Yes."

"Okay. Sir, 12 o'clock..."

"Wait a minute." Chen Yu suddenly interrupted, wondering: "How do you know those dozen zombies are from foreign countries?"

BB: "Because the national football team doesn't play that well."

Chen Yu: "...day."

BB: "My lord, I do not advise you to do this."

"I've done it, I've done it!" Chen Yu was annoyed.

"Next is the 12 o'clock position. Hundreds of zombies seem to be... well... they seem to be attending a comic convention."

"What is it?"

"Zombies of os."

Chen Yu: "..."

BB frowned and squinted his eyes to observe: "Oh, a female zombie was writhing on the ground, and a female zombie next to it called the security guard."

Chen Yu: "...passed."

"Yeah, yeah. At 1:20, six little zombies are chatting."

Chen Yu is going crazy: "What is piaji?!"

"It's just a card slap. If you flip it over, you win." BB turned around and said, "Sir, haven't you ever played in kindergarten?"

Chen Yu took a deep breath, suppressed his anger, and squeezed out one word from between his teeth: "Pass."

"At 1:70, a zombie dog is scratching the glass."

"Pass."

"A female zombie scratching the dog."

"……Pass."

"A male zombie is tickling a female zombie."

"..."

"An old zombie is scratching..."

"Stop." Chen Yu finally couldn't help interrupting and shouted: "Let's not talk about these zombies. What the hell is 1:70?!"

"It's 2:10."

"Pass!!"

"At 2:40, a group of zombies are filming a movie..."

"..."

"……grass!"

With a curse word, Chen Yu's mentality finally collapsed and he covered his head in pain.

"Are these zombies sick?!"

BB: "Can you become a zombie without getting sick?"

"you shut up."

BB kept his mouth still: "I also have a sound-producing device in my belly."

Chen Yu: "..."

Take psychological damage; Spirit +6

"Sir, are you okay?" BB looked worried.

"……continue."

"Yeah. At 3 o'clock, a group of zombies are singing together. At 3:30, a zombie is emitting black smoke. At 4:15, two zombies are kissing. At 4:30..."

"stop!"

Chen Yu suddenly raised his head and looked in the direction of 3:30: "Zhong, it's 3:30, what's wrong?"

He was slightly stunned and looked back: "At 3:30, a zombie lady is emitting black smoke."

"Why is there black smoke?" Chen Yu frowned.

BB: "Maybe it was Sister Bajiangtao who changed."

Chen Yu: "..."

BB: "Hurry up and cool down with Bo Ren Zhuan!"

"That's enough for you..." Chen Yu sighed: "You are no longer the BB you used to be."

"Humans." BB raised his head, looked at the sky, and said with a sweet voice, "It will always change."

"you are not human."

"That gets faster."

"...Stop talking nonsense. Please introduce the situation of that zombie in detail."

Hearing this, BB came back to his senses, observed carefully for a moment, and said: "This zombie is very tall and strong. It is different from normal humans."

"What's the difference?"

"He is actually wearing clothes." BB looked at Chen Yu and said seriously: "Even you don't often wear clothes."

Chen Yu: "wDnmD. Let's get down to business!"

"Yes. Apart from his clothes, the smoke on his body seems not to be caused by burning, but from substances that proliferate from his skin."

"Get dressed and release the black smoke..."

Narrowing his eyes, Chen Yu thought for a long time, picked up BB on his back, and jumped off the tall building: "Go and take a look before we talk. Be careful."

"Do I need to bring Boruto to it?"

"Shut up!"

"I have..."

"Shut your mouth down there too!"

BB nodded: "Hmm."

"thump."

"boom!"

After his feet landed on the ground, Chen Yu burst out with energy, like a fired bullet, rushing forward along the road.

Not even an afterimage was left.

Wherever he passed, the ground exploded and zombies flew everywhere.

"Hmm!" BB lying behind Chen Yu's eyes narrowed slightly, and he quickly patted his shoulder: "Uh-huh!"

"put."

"Uh-huh!"

"say something!"

"You...you told me to shut my mouth."

"Do you believe I will sew your mouth shut?"

BB immediately said seriously: "Sir, that smoking zombie is running."

"Are you hiding from us? Did you find us?" Chen Yu frowned.

"It's not clear, but the direction it left is exactly the direction we are chasing."

"Then we should have been discovered." Chen Yu increased the frequency of his legs: "What's its speed?"

"It was faster than you just now. But after you accelerated, it's not as fast as you. Oh! It...it's also accelerating!"

"Ah."

Chen Yu sneered, and immediately activated the energy that accumulated in his lower abdomen at full power.

"boom!"

An air wave of level 3 exploded instantly!

Swirling up dust and smoke.

"How can a mere zombie be faster than me?"

"Yes." BB agreed: "You are the fastest in the world!"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Ah...you...why do you look at me like this?"

"How come a normal sentence comes out of your mouth, and it seems a little abnormal."

BB blinked: "Maybe the listener has a heart."

"...There's something wrong with you."

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Dong dong dong..."

The rapid running made the distance between the two closer and closer.

The smoking zombies seem to be able to monitor Chen Yu in some way. After realizing that he was about to be overtaken, he immediately changed his escape method.

Instead of going straight, I chose to move forward in a curve, and began to hide intentionally.

But just as it can observe Chen Yu.

The BB on Chen Yu's back can also be clearly observed.

No matter how it changes direction or hides, it cannot escape Chen Yu's pursuit.

"Awesome!" Chen Yu suddenly sighed as he ran.

"What awesomeness?" BB tilted his head: "Is it Shan Dong and Caoxian?"

"... Don't worry, I will kill the principal of your kindergarten sooner or later."

"ah……"

"What I'm talking about is your awesome perspective. In addition to teleportation and swords, the perspective function can also be of such great help."

"Because..." BB put his little head on Chen Yu's back and said tenderly: "Behind every successful man, there is a biological woman."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Roar"

As Chen Yu and the two continued to get closer, the "Black Smoke Zombie" became anxious, opened its big mouth, and let out a shrill roar.

The sound was so loud that it made Chen Yu's ears hurt from behind.

Immediately afterwards, all the zombies within a few kilometers radius seemed to be stimulated, and they roared ferociously and charged at Chen Yu.

"Sir!" BB was startled: "… all the zombies nearby are surrounding you."

Stretching out his little finger and licking the itchy ear canal, Chen Yu raised his hand and pulled out the long sword, with a stern look in his eyes: "Then, kill them all..."

"They are naked now." BB reminded.

"Uh-huh!"

Chen Yu waved his hand and threw the BB out...

"Goodbye baby, you're sailing away tonight."

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