This Curse Is Just Awesome

Chapter 27 The Wisdom of Mortals... (Part 2)

"boom!"

With the blessing of dual martial arts, Chen Yu seemed to turn into a streamer, and disappeared under the beast with a flicker.

"Boom!"

The tortoise shell fell heavily, and the smashed jungle cracked.

The spreading shock wave spread and uprooted countless giant trees.

"thump."

He landed on his feet, turned his head, and glanced at the alien beast that was struggling to "flip the lid". The corner of Chen Yu's mouth raised a cold and arrogant arc, and he rushed straight to the position where the shells were piled up.

"Where is Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao?!"

Yao Yao in the distance was stunned, and raised his hand subconsciously: "I... I'm here."

Duan Ye frowned when he heard the words.

What's up with this familiar tone of voice...

"Everyone, follow me! Don't fall behind."

The girl quickly followed.

Duan Ye turned his head, glanced at the level 5 alien beast, and chased after it.

Speed ​​increase +93%

Explosive power increased by +37%

Combined, it is the speed that ordinary people can never see clearly with dynamic vision.

Even the mattress girl who was flying in the sky was gradually unable to catch up.

"This... is this really a first grader?!"

"Too outrageous, isn't it?"

"Um... not right."

"The physical strength is so good, and the speed is so fast..." The mattress lady was stunned for a moment, and then her cheeks flushed brightly: "It's... It's amazing."

...

"Whoohoo-"

The air seemed to have turned into a liquid at this moment, trying to block Chen Yu's progress. Even the hairline was broken by the blow.

But he ignored it and ignored the lack of hair volume.

As the saying goes, being extremely smart is nothing more than...

"squeak--"

After a while, Chen Yu stopped suddenly, reached the forest clearing where the shells were piled up, bent over, grabbed one with both hands, and sneered at the distant giant beast.

"There are so many modern hot weapons, but I don't want to use them."

"Thinking is so incompetent."

"Of course, don't blame them. After all..."

"The wisdom of mortals is limited after all..."

While sighing, Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao finally caught up with them out of breath.

"Yu... Brother Yu... Are we going to retreat?" the girl asked.

"Retreat." Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and looked up and down Bahuang Yao with a cannonball: "It is said that some women have big breasts and no brains, and it seems inaccurate."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"The mere 5th-level alien beast, the deity can be destroyed with a flick of the finger, is there any reason to retreat?"

"Brother Yu..." Duan Ye looked worried: "Are you sick again?"

"Sad...it's so sad." Chen Yu raised the cannonball and shook his head again and again: "When humans can't understand higher-dimensional wisdom, they will only turn it into a heresy. Duan Ye, remember."

Having said that, Chen Yu reached out and tapped Duan Ye's forehead, and said, "What destroys mankind is never ignorance and weakness, but arrogance and prejudice."

Duan Ye: "..."

"The more stupid people are, the more they will think that others are stupid." With a sneer, Chen Yu burst into energy and raised the cannonball in his hand: "How can you stupid mortals understand my wisdom?"

When the words fell, he loosened his hands.

"Whoosh..."

A hundred kilograms of high-explosive artillery shells flew out instantly, drawing a curved arc in the air, accurately pointing to the position of the 5th-level alien beast.

"Bloom it..."

With open arms, Chen Yu closed his eyes: "The spark of wisdom!"

"when!"

The shells slammed heavily on the turtle shell... Starlight scattered.

Then……

The shell was deflated.

nothing happened...

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Chen Yu: "..."

Alien: "...?"

"Swept to death." Opening his eyes, Chen Yu's expression was indifferent: "Is it a dud?"

"..."

"God is such a dud?!" Duan Ye couldn't bear it any longer, and frantically complained: "These are all ordnance shells, so duds are so easy to appear!"

"Then you know why it didn't explode?"

"This is a cannonball, not an ordinary explosive. You must rely on the centrifugal force generated by the high-speed rotation in the cannon to release the insurance. How can you blow up if you throw it directly at it!"

"Well..." Picking up a cannonball again, Chen Yu nodded approvingly to Duan Ye: "You actually answered my question correctly, not bad, not bad."

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"Then, as I thought at first, just let the cannonball spin."

Holding the cannonball in both hands, Chen Yu's eyes were like torches: "Then the next step is..."

"Yu... Brother Yu..." Bahuang Yao said hesitantly.

"What do you want me to do?" Chen Yu's wise eyes squinted, with no imposing manner.

"This... this... these ammunition are all from the army..."

"What's wrong with the army? Is anyone here looking after it?"

"No... no..."

"What you see is what you get, so why can't we use it."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Duan Ye said: "Is it easy to transport these ammunition in, so you will use it?"

Chen Yu: "Yes, we finally shipped it in, why can't we use it?"

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao hurriedly said: "They are used for military exercises!"

Chen Yu: "Is the military exercise fighting alien beasts? We are also fighting alien beasts. What's the difference?"

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Duan Ye: "The military department knows about this, and it will kill you!"

"Fart." Chen Yu pouted: "Is this cannonball sticker and can't be used? Does the law stipulate that I can't use Chen Yu? From Major Wang to the army driver, who told us that it can't be used?"

"Who would have thought that you could grab cannonballs!" Duan Ye was about to cry: "Your brain circuit is not something that carbon-based creatures can understand at all?!"

Chen Yu: "Then there is nothing to do. If you want to blame, you can only blame them for not being rigorous in their tasks."

Bahuang Yao: "But... but our task is to escort the ammunition in..."

Chen Yu: "Yes, task 1, escort the ammunition in, we have completed. Task 2, clearing the alien beasts within three kilometers around, don't you just use the shells?"

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Chen Yu: "What else do you want to ask?"

"No more..." ×2

"Then keep your mouth shut." Turning around, Chen Yu pouted: "It's really... a stupid question for mortals..."

Two people: "..."

Holding the tail of the cannonball, Chen Yu circled in place, turning the cannonball faster and faster. Half a second later, his palms staggered, and he let go abruptly.

"Shh..."

The projectile whirled and flew towards the distant beast.

"Bloom it..."

Opening his hands, Chen Yu closed his eyes again: "The spark of wisdom!"

"..."

"..."

"……boom!!!"

"Roar!"

Fire, soaring into the sky.

The rising flames mixed with the roars of alien beasts resounded throughout Ye Sanpo.

"He... He actually threw artillery shells to explode..." In the clouds, the air-cushioned woman was stunned: "Then why don't you just bomb it directly from the capital? Use the materials you sent for wool?"

"Nice, home run."

Opening his eyes and looking at the alien beast struggling in the fire in the distance, Chen Yu didn't hesitate, picked up another one, and threw it out in a circle.

"Whoosh..."

"Boom!!"

Then, the third one.

"Whoosh...Boom!"

Fourth.

"Whoosh...Boom!!"

After four shots in a row, the 5th-level alien finally found the direction of Chen Yu and the three, roared, and ran wildly.

"Get out of the way."

After drinking Duan Ye and the two of them, Chen Yu pinched the sharp head of the cannonball, grabbed one in one hand, and turned around like a spinning top.

"Whizzing……"

They let go one by one, and the two shells turned somersaults and hit the target.

"Boom rumble..."

"Roar."

"Why are you still standing still?" Chen Yu looked at Bahuang Yao: "Throw it, wait for it to come over, your small body is not enough for it to stick between its teeth."

"..." After a moment of silence, the girl sighed. She could only pick up a cannonball, learn from Chen Yu's way, and let go after a dozen laps.

"Whoosh..."

"boom!"

"It's too late..." Duan Ye scolded and held up one: "Why did it become like this..."

"Whoosh...boom!"

The second class, three people, turned into three forts, and one by one, they threw flying cannonballs, and burst into flames.

The high-temperature, high-explosive, and high-pressure modern thermal weapon damage cannot be blocked by a level 5 alien beast at all.

Soon, the huge body was blown up, and then torn apart.

"Fuck..."

"Damn it..."

The air-cushion girl in the clouds is completely dumbfounded...

After that, Chen Yu didn't stop, forcing Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao to continue "missing missiles", squandering the resources in the venue.

"Boom!"

"Boom!"

"Boom rumble..."

Just under ten minutes.

Twelve piles of Cannonball Mountain, not even a root hair left.

And the northern part of Yesanpo Forest was completely caught in a sea of ​​fire...

"Clap clap clap."

After throwing the last cannonball and clapping his hands, Chen Yu put his hands on his hips and looked around the audience with wise eyes: "Well, not bad."

"Don't say three kilometers. It's clean within ten kilometers."

"The school must be very happy to have overfulfilled the task..."

...

...

I do not know how long it has been.

The smoke gradually dissipated.

The martial arts were withdrawn, and the IQ regained the high ground.

Looking at the burning sea of ​​fire in front of him, Chen Yu slowly covered his head: "..."

"..."

"..."

"What am I doing..."

Duan Ye: "You blew this place up."

Bahuang Yao: "You...you threw the cannonball away."

"...why didn't you stop me?"

"What? Brother Yu, have you recovered?"

Chen Yu: "..."

"Brother Yu, I have to chat with you." Leaning forward, Duan Ye patted Chen Yu's shoulder: "If you are ill, we have to treat it as soon as possible, but we can't delay."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Just now, as soon as your arrogance came up, we were really powerless..."

Chen Yu: "..."

"Now... what should I do now?" Bahuang Yao weakly asked.

"..."

After being silent for a long time, Chen Yu stood up resolutely: "It's already happened, it's useless to regret it. One person does things and one person does it, Duan Ye, do you do it?"

Duan Ye hurriedly shook his head: "It's definitely not right!"

"How about you, Yao?"

"No... inappropriate."

Chen Yu: "I don't want to be either."

Two people: "..."

"Since you don't want to be, then what are you waiting for?" With a sudden burst of energy, Chen Yu jumped over a hundred meters in a flash: "Hurry up!"

"Yes!" Duan Ye was shocked, and quickly followed, turned around, and shouted to Yao Yao, who was still stunned, "Run! The last one is a puppy."

"Oh... oh..." After reacting, the girl also pushed her strength, and in just two seconds, she surpassed Duan Ye and kept pace with Chen Yu.

Duan Ye: "???"

"Yu... Brother Yu..." As he ran, Bahuang Yao asked worriedly: "Let's just leave, it's not good? In case it is discovered..."

"Who can find out?" Chen Yu waved his hand: "You don't say it, I don't say it, and Duan Ye doesn't say it. Who knows that we blew up the shells? When the time comes, we will have a unified caliber, and just insist that we don't know. There are still people who can take us Can't the facts of the crime be filmed?"

"Well……"

at the same time.

air.

The air-cushion girl slowly put away her Samsung phone and sighed lightly: "It's all taken..."

...

evening.

The three men, all covered in mess, returned to Jingcheng University.

Talking loudly while walking.

"It's really terrifying. Those shells actually exploded." Chen Yu sighed, "Almost killed us."

"Yeah, yeah." Duan Ye nodded: "Such valuable military supplies, if you say they are bombed, they will be bombed, such a big dog!"

Chen Yu quickly poked and lowered his voice: "Where's the dog Nima?"

"Oh oh oh... such a big thief!"

Chen Yu: "I suspect it is the army."

Duan Ye shook his head: "No, it might be a fair meeting."

Chen Yu: "Fairness will be reasonable. What can't they do?"

Duan Ye: "The stone hammer is fair."

Chen Yu: "Almost let the three of us die in the cannon fire, this hatred is deadly!"

Duan Ye: "We will report it!"

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Seeing that the girl didn't speak, Chen Yu and Duan Ye turned their heads at the same time and looked at Bahuang Yao with a bad look on their faces.

"... Revenge." The girl raised her small hand tremblingly.

"Yes, revenge!"

"revenge!!"

"Three classmates, please wait." Just as Chen Yu and the others were shouting to enter the school gate, a member of the student union stopped them: "Excuse me, are you from the first grade and the second class?"

Chen Yu stepped forward immediately: "Yes, we are. We were just attacked by hot weapons..."

"Three classmates." The student council member interrupted Chen Yu: "Please go to the director's office on the sixth floor of the teaching office after a simple repair."

"That..." Looking at the two teammates next to him, Chen Yu scratched his ears: "We are currently suffering from persecution and need to rest. Can we not go?"

"Obviously not."

"How can you be late?"

"How late?"

"...before graduation."

"Obviously not." The student council member pushed his glasses: "Your class made a serious mistake this time, please don't take chances. Admit your mistake with sincerity."

"Wrong?" Duan Ye refused: "It wasn't the shells we threw! What's wrong with us?"

Chen Yu: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

The student union members were expressionless: "In detail, just explain to the director. I'll go first, you can do it yourself."

Having said that, he turned and left.

The three of Chen Yu were left frozen in place.

"..."

"..."

"It doesn't seem to be good." Duan Ye bit his finger.

"Snapped!"

Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye's head with a slap and shouted, "Shut up if you don't know how to speak! Why don't you turn yourself in?! Fuck!"

Duan Ye: "..."

"Now... what should I do now..." Bahuang Yao pokes his finger: "The school seems to know."

"...Calm." After straightening his collar, Chen Yu said calmly: "The task we do, that movement will definitely be attributed to us. As long as we bite to death, we don't know anything, how can they still beat it?"

"Yes!" Duan Ye interjected: "No matter how tricky the other party is, he will say he doesn't know. Especially you Yaozi, you are afraid that your mouth will not be able to hold your tongue."

"I'm most afraid of your mouth right now." Another slap pushed Duan Ye away, and Chen Yu patted the girl's shoulder: "Just remember one sentence, resist being strict, and go home for the New Year!"

Duan Ye: "Frankly and generously, chrysanthemum dry wear."

"..." Chen Yu clenched his fists.

"I...I know." Bahuang Yao sighed heavily.

"Walk."

Waving his hand, Chen Yu led two teammates, heroic and righteous...

Cross the square, bypass the office building, and come to the teaching office.

The three of them made their way up to the sixth floor.

"Snapped."

"Okay." Chen Yu snapped his fingers: "Start."

Duan Ye screamed, "It's really scary!!"

In the director's office, Director Gou, who was drinking tea, was scalded and shivered: "..."

"Yeah, it's terrifying. Those shells are so explosive." Chen Yu sighed and led his teammates into the office: "Almost killed us."

Director Gou: "..."

The air cushion girl in the corner of the house: "..."

"Yeah, yeah." Duan Ye glanced at Director Gou and nodded: "Such valuable military supplies can be bombed if they say it is bombed, such a big dog... thief!"

"It's really courageous." Chen Yu frowned: "I suspect... it's the army."

Duan Ye shook his head: "No, it might be a fair meeting."

Director Gou: "..."

Air Cushion Girl: "..."

Chen Yu: "Fairness will be reasonable. What can't they do?"

Duan Ye: "The stone hammer is fair."

Chen Yu: "Almost let the three of us die in the cannon fire, this hatred is deadly!"

Duan Ye: "We will report it!"

Director Gou: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "...revenge...revenge."

Director Gou: "..."

Air Cushion Girl: "..."

"Yes, revenge!"

"revenge!!"

"Boom!"

Director Gou couldn't bear it anymore, he slammed the table down, his eyes spitting fire: "Acting?"

Three people: "..."

"Go on?!"

Three people: "..."

"Go on!" Director Gou growled.

Duan Ye: "It's really terrible. Those shells were actually detonated, and they almost blew us up..."

"Snapped."

Chen Yu slapped his teammate down with a slap.

"What?" Director Gou sneered: "Am I right? Are you really acting with me here?"

"Boom!!"

He patted the table again and shouted, "It's really outrageous!"

"Do whatever you want!"

"Unscrupulous!"

"Lawless!!"

"Hundreds of high-explosive warheads, just let you blow them up?! Just to kill a mere 5th-level alien beast?!"

"You speak on horseback!"

In the teaching office, Gou Sheng roared wildly.

Chen Yu, Duan Ye, and Bahuang Yao smelled of gunpowder smoke, and shrank their necks when they were yelled at.

"say!!"

"That...that..." Chen Yu bit his head: "Actually, this matter really has nothing to do with us. We went to clear the alien beasts, and we were caught off guard."

"Are you still hanging out with Laozi here?" Director Gou's face was frosty, and he threw out the Air Cushion Girl's Samsung phone: "See for yourself! It's clearly captured here! Still quibbling?"

The hearts of all three were beating violently.

"how is this possible?"

Chen Yu picked up the phone in horror, then released his hand and kicked his foot...

"boom!"

"boom!!"

The dropped mobile phone smashed into the wall, bursting into flames.

Director Gou: "..."

Duan Ye: "..."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Retracting his legs, he looked at the burning mobile phone, and then at the shocked Director Gou. Chen Yu was silent for a moment, and said solemnly, "Director, are you talking about that cell phone?"

Director Gou: "..."

Chen Yu: "I'm sorry, it fell off accidentally."

"..." Director Gou trembled.

Air-cushioned woman: "Goose drop receiver..."

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