Chapter 718 King of New York!

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On the 23rd, American Comedy Central was full of stars and brilliance.

What is it that makes James and Kobe, the kings who look down on the world in the NBA, willingly play supporting roles?

What is it that makes O'Neill who has been eaten by Master Bei reincarnate?

When the famous American comedian Kevin Hart looked at tonight's guest list, he, who is used to seeing big scenes, actually got nervous, can you believe it?

"My God, did we kidnap Stern?" Kevin Hart joked.

All the stars gather, just for one spray!

As early as Comedy Central announced the main cast and guest list of this year's "Tucao Conference", the entire United States exploded.

This may be the strongest guest lineup in the history of "Tucao Conference".

Guests in the basketball circle include James, Kobe, Durant, Curry, Harden, Griffin...

If it weren't for the limited guest list, it is rumored that there are still a truckload of NBA stars who want to complain about Lin Yi.

Guests in the entertainment circle include Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson...

Even Beckham from the football circle has come to visit. There is no way, because of Lin Yi, the guest list of this "Tucao Conference" has been expanded three times.

In O'Neill's words, tonight, we are a family!

If Lin Yi is not sprayed to death, O'Neill will spend the rest of his life carrying Kobe's shoes!

How about saying that Lin Yi's popularity exploded?

You know, the audience sitting in the audience tonight includes DeRozan, Paul, Boxing Champion, Clay, Flynn and McGrady who came back from the CBA special leave to participate in the Tucao Conference, and Yao Ming who became the boss...

look at the sky!

Lin Yi, who always felt that he was very popular, found out that this group of people is simply plastic friendship!

Backstage in the studio, James and Durant turned enemies into friends, the smiles on their faces were so real...

O'Neal and Kobe met with a smile, and even when they entered the field, the Sharks carried O'Neal on their backs again.

The OK combination reappears, let that bastard Lin Yi know that your uncle is still your uncle tonight!

This year's "Tucao Conference" is destined to break the ratings record.

Tucao captain Kevin Hart laughed when he appeared on the stage, "I sympathize with Seth (Rogen) very much now."

"Look at the lineup tonight, look at what he hosted last year, hey, who's James Franco?"

After the simple opening ceremony, Hart began to comment on tonight's guests one by one as usual.

"Oh? Let's see, Shaq - O'Neal, Shaq, first of all, I want to say, I'm your fan." Hart said to O'Neal seriously.

O'Neill, who was on the guest table, hammered his chest and thanked Hart.

"But Shaq, shouldn't you be in Bell's stomach?"

"Oh, let me think about it, Bell must have found out when he was about to eat you, oh shit, why is this man's jib so big!" Hart's "irony" almost killed Kobe with laughter.

Kobe's smile was exactly the same as when he was 17 years old, and O'Neal himself was also happy. The shark squinted and pointed at Hart, meaning, you wait.

"Kobe Bryant, God, five-time NBA champion, Shaq's most powerful little brother, my idol!" Hart said while gesturing the audience to applaud Kobe.

Chatting with O'Neill just now, he hammered his chest slightly to show respect.

"But Kobe, how did you end up being so miserable? Oh, you got kicked out of the house again by Vanessa, right? Well, I think Kobe's story successfully told us when he kicked Shaq When he got to Miami, he never expected that there was someone in his family who could kick him out of the house." Hart complained.

Next, Hart complained about James and Griffin respectively. When complaining about Durant, Hart laughed: "Kevin, the best scorer in NBA history."

Durant was just about to lead the cheers himself,

Unexpectedly, Hart changed the subject, "Kevin, in order to take care of you tonight, we successfully invited Scarlett and the bathtub. Believe me, you will like it."

Du Xiaoshuai covered his face with one hand, but Hart continued to complain, "You will definitely like Lin and Scarlett's bath water."

The widow at the guest seat shook her head and smiled wryly, while Durant's face instantly collapsed.

The whole of Comedy Central suddenly came to the first ** of the night.

The scale of crooked nuts' complaints is indeed very large, but Hart also apologized to Olsen in front of the TV after the complaints: "Beautiful Elizabeth, please ignore me, okay, although you may not see me .”

As a famous dwarf, Kevin Hart, who is about the same height as a certain Chinese writer, is often complained that he is a hobbit.

And after complaining about the guests present tonight one by one, Hart also invited out the main coffee tonight.

"He is the NBA's three-time MVP winner. Pay attention guys, it's three times in a row." The scene was serious for a few seconds, and everyone applauded Lin Yi in unison.

"Although he is only 24 years old, he has already won numerous honors."

"New Yorkers affectionately called him the magician of New York."

"But I want to say that no matter how successful a person is, he has his own unspeakable secrets."

Hart pointed to the guest seats, "Look, how unpopular the great Lin is. You know, the line of people waiting to complain about him tonight can line up from Manhattan to Beverly Hills."

Hart looked back at Lin Yi who had already walked to the main stage, "Hey, I said man, how can you do so badly? The last person who was as bad as you in the NBA, as far as I know, is still ..."

Hart gestured to Kobe on the guest seat with his eyes, and Kobe also showed his superb shooting skills. Chatter, who picked up the mineral water bottle, threw an intercontinental ball from the guest seat, and the water bottle hit the iron successfully.

Hart, who avoided Kobe's sneak attack, continued to complain unmoved: "It's crazy, look at the guests who want to complain about Lin tonight, LeBron, Kevin, Shaq..."

"Usually I see so many black guys sitting together, (a black American family recognition show) take the envelope and announce the paternity test results."

O'Neill in the guest seat couldn't help laughing when he heard this sentence, while Hart looked at him, "Hey, I said buddy, don't look at me like that, you look like a fool."

Kobe next to O'Neill couldn't bear it any longer, and this time he laughed and fell to the ground.

Hart smashed his tongue, "By the way, Shaq, how did you come to "Tucao Conference"?"

"I think it must be that our program team approached TNT and said, send your third funniest person over."

"What, he's not free? That's fine. Send Shaq over."

O'Neill in the guest seat smiled politely. After all, as a college student, O'Neill would not throw water bottles like high school students.

"Okay, let's get back to business."

"Fans in New York also call Lin the God of the basketball court."

"Fans who have watched Lin play know how great he is."

"So great that just backstage, my good buddy LeBron told me that he wanted to lift the AK and shoot Lin in the head."

"Let's welcome Lin again!"

"King of New York!"

Lin Yi, who was dressed in formal attire, had officially appeared on the stage.

Although the night of December 23 is destined to be a heart-pounding trip.

But there is one thing to say.

When the cheers of "MVP, MVP" sounded on Comedy Central, you have to admit that this Chinese player is already a legend.

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PS: The third update, the third update today, huh!