Chapter 592 O'Neill Will Cry After Reading It, Right?

On the 10th, Lin Yi and Olsen made dumplings at home together.

Recently, as long as Lin Yi is free, he will leave time for Olson, and Olsen himself is also secretly happy, because Lin Yi will not wake up at four o'clock in the morning to play that damn basketball... ..

In addition, Ke's wife Vanessa will impart some experience to Olson from time to time. When the two girls chat, they have a feeling of seeing each other and hating it late.

"You have to be careful, Liz. Pregnancy is the most dangerous time. Back then, Kobe used to use the excuse of practicing basketball to sneak out..." Although Kobe had been forgiven, Vanessa's heart had always been against her. What Kobe did back then is brooding.

In order to avoid Olsen's detours, Vanessa suggested that Olsen must pay attention to Lin Yi's movements at all times.

However, Olsen wasn't panicked at all, because Lin Yi's "emotional intelligence" was lower than that of his idol, and Olsen wasn't worried about being green at all.

And in order to prevent it from happening, when he played League of Legends with Lin Yi before pregnancy, Olsen told Lin Yi that if Lin Yi dared to mess around, then he would play blind monk by himself in the next life.

At that time, Lin Yi was astonished, what kind of blind monk is it?

Olsen said with a smile on his face: "Fulfill your dreams with your hands!"

hiss! Aomei's Chinese level is terrifying!

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On the 11th, Kobe came to New York with his sister-in-law. Don't worry, Volute didn't bring a knife to kill Lin Yi this time, but took advantage of the fact that the Lakers didn't have a game to come and join Lin Yi to participate in ABC TV's "Jimmy Chicken Feather Show".

"Chicken Jimmy Show" is a late-night talk show hosted by the famous American talk show host Jimmy Kimmel. Kobe is a frequent guest on this show. This time "Chicken Jimmy Show" invited Lin Yi and Kobe to participate together. Just to catch Lin Yi's 9 consecutive 40+ heat.

Originally, "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" only planned to invite Lin Yi at the beginning, but Jimmy believed that Kobe had also played 9 consecutive 40+ games, and in the 12/13 season with the Lakers, Kobe's playing time and number of shots were greatly reduced. I'm curious why Kobe, who has always been tough, made such a change.

As for Mrs. Ke... In Vanessa's opinion, there are more places to visit in New York than in Los Angeles. If you let the chatter go to the meeting alone, it's okay?

If it's not good, Kobe took Lin Yi to do it together.

On the morning of the 11th, Kobe and his sister-in-law had a delicious meal of Chinese dumplings in Lin Yi's villa. Lin Yi taught Olsen to make absolutely authentic dumplings, definitely not the kind of street food that uses buns as dumplings.

Although... the "dumplings" made by chefs Nix are quite delicious!

In the afternoon, Lin Yi played 2K with chatter, and Lin Yi couldn't help but began to wonder what Kobe used to pass the time?

Chatting's game is so bad, and Kobe keeps asking why his shooting ability is only over 80, and his three-pointers are only 79?

What made Kobe the most dissatisfied was that 2K gave Lin Yi an exaggerated score, all shooting abilities were 90+.

2K: What can we do? We are also very desperate! It's all like this, everyone is still complaining that the game is not as good as reality...

Players: Spicy Chicken 2K, Lin Yi in the game can get injured, has Lin Yi ever been injured in reality?

At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Yi drove Kobe out of the house, and before going out, Vanessa took Kobe to the corner to warn him.

Lin Yi knew that what Mrs. Ke said was nothing more than getting the fuck out of my mother after recording the show, and if you dare to go wild, you can get out with your dog and so on.

However, seeing Kobe, who is so majestic on the court, submissive in front of his sister-in-law, Lin Yi feels that this world is really amazing.

After Kobe was educated by Ke's wife, Lin Yi patted Kobe on the shoulder, "Boss, your family status is not good."

Kobe gave Lin Yi a blank look. Kobe is not stupid. During lunch,

Kobe saw a board full of grooves in Lin Yi's house. At that time, Kobe asked Olsen curiously what it was, and Olsen replied, "It's a penalty board!" Used to punish kneeling.

Kobe took a deep breath, and touched it with his hand, would it be bearable if he knelt on his knees?

Fortunately for Kobe, fortunately, Vanessa is a sensible and virtuous woman.

It's just that Kobe couldn't think of it, Vanessa was very interested after learning the purpose of the "home penalty board".

Coincidentally... Oakland, because he failed to change his daughter's diaper in time, Curry consciously knelt on the washboard.

How could Lin Yi have imagined that he would lead such a wave of rhythm in the NBA in the future, and even in the future, many NBA stars would be proud of kneeling on the washboard in interviews, because this can make them "good men" in the eyes of fans. "image of.

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Closer to home.

The recording of "Jimmy's Chicken Feather Show" is not complicated, but all variety shows and talk shows will have certain scripts. Lin Yi has accumulated a lot of experience when participating in "The Ellen Show". You have to let people read the manuscript, right?

Of course, foreign talk shows often do not follow the script. If the guest's education level is not enough, it is easy to expose their IQ.

The hosts in the United States will not help you smooth things over. If you make a fool of yourself, the ratings of the show will only be higher.

After Lin Yi and Kobe read the questions and prepared, the program began to be recorded.

Jimmy is a chunky, middle-aged white man with a pleasant appearance. This kind of person makes you laugh even if you don't speak. He is a natural comedian.

At the beginning of the show, Jimmy first asked Lin Yi, "Hey, Lin, we all know that you recently completed 9 consecutive 40+, and Kobe has played such a performance before, Lin, what do you think of your 9 consecutive 40+ this time?" Harder, or Kobe's?"

Sure enough, Jimmy didn't intend to follow the script at the beginning of the show. Lin Yi, who was sitting on the sofa with Kobe, said after pondering for a while: "Of course it was Kobe's time."

Jimmy laughed, "Lin, modesty is not popular on our show, we want to hear what you have to say."

Lin Yi replied: "I'm telling the truth, because didn't the great Karl Malone say that the current NBA is just a group of kindergarten children playing? If you look at it this way, I think the NBA should still be elementary school students when Kobe was playing." Are you playing ball?"

Lin Yi blackmailed Karl Malone invisibly, because Kobe was teammates with Malone back then.

Kobe on the side heard Lin Yi's answer, smiled and patted the sofa three times, and soon Kobe was asked a similar question.

Kobe replied: "Lin is a very good scorer. He can maintain a very high concentration on the court. I like him very much. I think a record is a record. No one else is more difficult to say, but I am very optimistic that he can Create a new consecutive 40+ record!"

Kobe is worthy of being a senior in the talk show world, and his answers are impeccable. Then, Jimmy asked the two of them some irrelevant questions, and Lin Yi and Kobe answered them one by one.

"By the way, Kobe, can you tell us why you started to emulate Duncan this season?" Jimmy was referring to Kobe's reduced playing time.

Kobe thought about it, and while reading the manuscript, Lin Yi analyzed it to Kobe: "Boss, you can take this opportunity to admit to people that you are old."

Kobe looked at Lin Yi with a black question mark face at the time, and Lin Yi explained to Kobe: "No one likes perfect things. If you have the courage to admit that you are old, the fans will understand you better."

Lin Yi remembers very clearly that in the battle of Kobe's retirement, the most touching scene was not Kobe scoring 60 points, but when Kobe was sitting on the bench panting for breath in the fourth quarter...

At that time, the 6.9 billion hackers all over the world reached a consensus, well, on this day, we will not hack you anymore...

Just this day!

Lin Yi told Kobe some of the benefits of being brave enough to admit that he was old, and he thought Kobe could ask his team to record some scenes of him applying ice packs and receiving treatment, because these can be used to make promotional videos in the future material.

Kobe thought about it carefully, and he found that what Lin Yi said was very reasonable, because it is not a shameful thing to admit that he is old, no matter how hard he is, this tailed Mamba is already 33!

So in the show, Kobe replied to Jimmy: "I am 33 years old this year. I think the Lakers need more young people to stand up and help me..."

As soon as Kobe opened his mouth, Jimmy felt that the style of painting was wrong, Wangtian, is this still the Kobe he knew?

The world has changed.

Will the sun come out from the west tomorrow?

In the subsequent interview, Lin Yi also had a wave of business mutual praise with Kobe, and at the end of the show, Jimmy asked: "Lin, Kobe, who do you think is the best teammate you have worked with in your career?"

Lin Yi thought for a while, "Wilson Chandler."

Little Chandler started the business with him. Lin Yi still admires this black guy who is full of tattoos, has low IQ and EQ, but is 99% loyal to him.

There was nothing wrong with Lin Yi's answer, but when Kobe answered, he pondered for a long time...

But the moment Kobe opened his mouth, Lin Yi was dumbfounded...

It's over, it's all over!

"Shaq, he is the best teammate I have ever worked with, bar none." When Kobe said these words, even his expression changed.

Lin Yi knew that Kobe's answer was serious.

History... all fucked up.

Because when Kobe said these words, it meant that he had let go of the grudge between him and O'Neill, and Lin Yi remembered that he would not express such emotion until Kobe retired in the future when he published his autobiography.

And now, Kobe's words are ahead of schedule!

In fact, Lin Yi can understand after thinking about it carefully. After feeling desperate this season, Kobe is very nostalgic for O'Neal. After Lin Yi persuaded Kobe to admit that he was old, Kobe felt that he let go of all the pressure.

This is the case with Leo boys. In fact, this is why many girls who fall in love with Leo are easily moved by Leo.

Because when Leos are not tough, they will show their ultimate gentle side.

And Kobe, who is at the junction of Virgo and Leo, just interpreted the bad habits of these two constellations to the extreme.

It's just... After Kobe, who was extremely paranoid and extremely pursuing perfection, said these words, the host Jimmy believed that the broadcast of this program would definitely cause an uproar.

Lin Yi thought, should he remind O'Neill to watch this episode?

Speaking of which, sharks...can they cry?

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PS: The fifth watch of Cultivation of Immortals is here!