Chapter 240 Isn't This a Joke?
After Lin Tian entered the room, he looked around the room surreptitiously, but found no one, but heard the sound of water flowing from the direction of the bathroom.
"hush huh"
Hearing the sound of water, Lin Tian reacted instantly.
Bu Mengting is taking a bath!
Although Lin Tian has been with Bu Mengting for a long time, he has never seen Bu Mengting take a bath, let alone take a mandarin duck bath together.
Today is a great opportunity!
Without even thinking about it, Lin Tian made up his mind.
Lin Tian approached the bathroom softly, stood at the door of the bathroom, and cast a first-level clairvoyance ability to see into the bathroom.
In the bathroom with the lights on, there was a hazy mist.
Under the reflection of the light, Bu Mengting's uneven figure fell into the eyes of Lin Tian who was standing outside the door, making his mouth dry for a while.
So beautiful!
It's like a priceless work of art.
The warm water flowed down from the head and onto Bu Mengting's smooth, white and tender skin, causing splashes of water to form, leaving sparkling drops of water behind.
"If only I had bath water, that would be great!" Seeing Bu Mengting moving her shaggy head to water her body, Lin Tian couldn't help feeling distracted.
At this moment, he was actually somewhat envious of the bath water.
But Bu Mengting didn't know that Lin Tian was peeping outside, so she just took a shower and let the warm water wash over her body.
"I can't take it anymore, I have to have a mandarin duck bath!" Looking at Bu Mengting who looks like a little white sheep, Lin Tian suddenly felt his heart beating faster
Think and do it!
Lin Tian stretched out his hand and twisted the door lock, only to find that it was not locked.
Click!
With a soft bang, the bathroom door swung open.
"Who?" Bu Mengting was taken aback immediately, quickly pulled the bath towel to cover her naked body, and while dodging back,
asked loudly.
"Don't be afraid, it's me!" Lin Tian smiled.
Bu Mengting didn't look carefully because she was nervous and only focused on covering her body.
Hearing the voice at this moment, Bu Mengting realized that it was Lin Tian standing at the door.
Although the two have already broken through that relationship and are very familiar with each other's bodies, this is the first time Bu Mengting has encountered this situation.
This made Mengting shy and nervous!
Bu Mengting pulled the bath towel, covered the important parts of her body tightly, glared at Lin Tian angrily, and spat: "Big pervert? What are you doing here?"
"Of course I'm here to surprise you!" Lin Tian leaned against the door frame with a smile, but didn't rush in.
"What a surprise, I think you have bad intentions!" Bu Mengting snorted coquettishly, and then said curiously: "Strange! Isn't the outside door locked? How did you get in?"
"You still said, the outside door is not locked at all!" Lin Tian said righteously.
"Isn't it locked? I clearly remember to lock it!" Bu Mengting asked with a puzzled look.
"Then how do you think I got in?" Lin Tian curled his lips and said, "It's me, if you want some bad guy to sneak in, you'll be out of luck!"
"I think you are the bad guy, right?" A red cloud appeared on Bu Mengting's pretty face, and she gave Lin Tian a white look.
"Hey, I've come all the time, so let's go together!" Lin Tian smiled cheaply, ignoring Bu Mengting's disagreement, and began to take off his clothes.
"Don't!" Bu Mengting hastily stopped her.
"What? Still shy?" Lin Tian looked joking, rushed to Mengting and blinked and said: "The relationship between us is still shy?"
"No! Xiaomeng is also out of school now, and I think he will be back soon. It would be bad if he saw it!" Bu Mengting hurriedly explained.
"Alright!" Lin Tian smiled and said indifferently: "I don't do anything else, just take a shower together, it won't take long"
Kaka!
At this moment, the sound of unlocking the door suddenly came from outside.
It can't be such a coincidence, can it?
Lin Tian's heart skipped a beat.
"Someone is back!" Lin Tian hurriedly reminded Bu Mengting in a low voice, and hurriedly put the shirt he had just taken off back on.
While getting dressed, he rushed to the living room in a few strides.
Snapped!
Sit down on the sofa.
After sitting down, Lin Tian raised Erlang's legs, reached out to take an apple from the fruit plate on the coffee table, and pretended to peel it.
Click!
With a soft bang, the door opened.
Li Xiaomeng walked in listlessly.
Lifting his eyes and sneaking a glance at Li Xiaomeng, Lin Tian unconsciously smiled wryly, and muttered to himself, "Cao Cao Cao Cao is coming!"
"Xiaomeng, is school over?" Lin Tian took the initiative to say hello to Li Xiaomeng.
"Brother-in-law!" Hearing the voice, Li Xiaomeng found Lin Tian who was sitting on the sofa, and asked in confusion, "Why are you at my house? Where is my cousin?"
Before Lin Tian could answer, Li Xiaomeng turned his head to look around.
Then, she heard the sound of running water in the bathroom.
Li Xiaomeng was relieved immediately, nodded with a smile, and said, "I said, why are you staying in the living room by yourself, so my cousin is taking a bath?"
While Li Xiaomeng was speaking, Lin glanced in the direction of the bathroom.
With this glance, Lin Tian suddenly felt pain in his egg.
The bathroom door didn't close!
It really doesn't matter!
Before he heard the door opening outside, he subconsciously ran back to the living room.
In a panic, he naturally forgot to close the bathroom door.
And Bu Mengting, probably because she was too nervous, actually forgot about this.
Anyway, the bathroom door was left open!
At this moment, Lin Tian felt embarrassed and anxious.
"Xiaomeng, are you thirsty? Come and eat an apple!" In desperation, Lin Tian hurriedly handed the half-peeled apple to Li Xiaomeng, hoping to divert her attention.
Li Xiaomeng didn't pay attention to him at all, but just stared in the direction of the bathroom.
Seeing this scene, Lin Tian withdrew his hand speechlessly.
He knew that what he was worried about had happened!
Li Xiaomeng found out!
"What's going on? Why isn't the bathroom door closed?" Li Xiaomeng said, then turned his head and looked at Lin Tian with a "murderous look".
Lin Tian rolled his eyes and immediately calmed down.
Smiling Li Xiaomeng, he explained: "Mengting forgot to bring a change of clothes just now, let me get her for her guess and forgot to close the door!"
Snapped!
Just as Lin Tian finished speaking, the bathroom door closed.
Bu Mengting closed it!
Li Xiaomeng glanced in the direction of the bathroom, then turned around, his eyes fell on Lin Tian's face again, and he hummed, "I think you are uneducated, right?"
"What's wrong? Xiaomeng? Who made you unhappy again?" Lin Tian said with a guilty conscience.
"Don't you know?" Li Xiaomeng looked down at Lin Tian who was sitting on the sofa, with an expression of "you can't fool me".
"How would I know! I said Xiaomeng, don't you want to say that the person who makes you unhappy is me?" Lin Tian pretended to be calm and joked with a smile.
"It's you!" Li Xiaomeng raised her chin arrogantly.
Pointing towards the bathroom, Li Xiaomeng curled her lips and said, "You think I'm a child? So easy to fool? I know what you did just now!"
Hearing Li Xiaomeng's words, Lin Tian was speechless for a while.
Isn't thirteen a child?
Lin Tian raised his hand and wiped his nose, pretending to be stupid: "What did we do just now? Oh, you mean I gave Mengting clothes?"
Snapped!
Li Xiaomeng directly kicked Lin Tian's calf.
With her legs back, Lin Xiaomeng put her hands on her hips and snorted coldly: "Fake it! I haven't trained you for a few days, and you dare to lie in front of me?"
"I"
Lin Tianzheng was going to deny it to the end, but Li Xiaomeng raised his chin and said domineeringly: "If you don't want me to tell my parents and Aunt Lin Uncle Shi about this, you understand!"
depressed!
Meeting this weird girl is really a headache!
Lin Tian was speechless for a while!
He shook his head and sighed, looked at Li Xiaomeng expectantly and said, "I'll buy you two thousand packs of potato chips, and you help me keep the secret! Is it possible?"
"Two thousand packs of French fries are too cheap! You have to promise me two conditions!" Li Xiaomeng shook his head, stretching out two fair fingers.
"Okay, tell me." Lin Tian said helplessly.
"First: Buy me two thousand, no, three thousand packs of potato chips!" Li Xiaomeng stared at Lin Tian's eyes.
"No problem!" Lin Tian nodded without thinking.
He has already made many childish requests like buying two thousand packs of potato chips under Li Xiaomeng's "threat", and he has long been used to it.
This is not difficult for him at all!
Anyway, he doesn't lack that little money!
"Second: Teach me the magic of turning into a peach blossom!"
Hearing this request, Lin Tian suddenly felt pain in his egg.
Turning into a peach blossom is the effect of time powder!
There is no teaching at all!
And to get time powder, he has to consume one power point each time!
For him, power points are very precious, and they can only be obtained when completing the tasks of beauties released by the system.
He doesn't want to waste it!
"If it's anything else, I can promise you! But I can't teach you how to become a peach blossom!" Lin Tian smiled wryly and shook his head.
"Why?" Li Xiaomeng asked curiously.
Lin Tian looked straight, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "Because this is not magic at all, but a superpower. Well, it's like the devil fruit in One Piece. Only one person can master it. Do you understand?"
"That's it!" Li Xiaomeng nodded knowingly, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile, "Okay then, I'll change the condition!"
"Okay, tell me!" Seeing that Li Xiaomeng was very straightforward, Lin Tian couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief.
Li Xiaomeng smiled, blinked and said: "Then my second condition will be replaced by you agreeing to me two more conditions!"
"Ah? Isn't this a shame?" Lin Tian's eyes widened immediately.
"I see, you owe it to me again, don't you?" Li Xiaomeng waved her small fist, curled her lips and said, "I asked you to teach me the magic of turning into a peach blossom, but you can't do it yourself! You changed the conditions, but you said I was lying Pi, are you going to break your promise?"
Lin Tian looked at Li Xiaomeng with a wry smile, with a depressed expression on his face.
This is the rhythm of an infinite endless loop!
Can you agree?
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