Eldest Miss Divine Calculation

Chapter 1233 1234 Touching the Bones and Touching the Butt?

"Fart, have you discussed with me about borrowing my holy dragon sword robe, it's obviously stealing." Gong Hongru scolded.

"How can it be called stealing? It's not the first time I've borrowed your robe. I haven't paid it back. Have you ever seen someone steal something and have to pay it back?" Fatty Feng became angry and stood up and shouted.

"You are ashamed to say that two hundred years ago, you stole my sword robe and went out to steal other girls' butts, causing a lot of trouble in Longyan College. A hundred years ago, you stole my sword robe again, and you still touched people's buttocks and made a fuss. All the female disciples are in danger. This time, you steal my sword robe and touch someone else's butt.

You said that you are a lot older, so don't you want to show your face, my face is about to be disgraced! "It's fine if he didn't say it, but when he said it, Gong Hongru jumped with anger.

Only then did Mu Hanyan know that this fat man was a repeat offender. It's no wonder that even Gong Hongru, who has always been heartbroken, is so angry, to have such a bad friend is simply a great tragedy in life.

However, a bad hobby can persist for hundreds of years, and this old hooligan and pervert is really persistent.

"What is touching people's buttocks, I see their qualifications are good, I want to touch their bones to see if they are suitable for passing on my mantle, and also help them clear the meridians, and when they feel the benefits, thank me too late, What do you know?" The fat man said unconvinced.

"It's all nonsense. If you feel your bones, you will feel your bones. Has anyone touched them there?" Gong Hongru was so angry that his beard was shaking. In front of Mu Hanyan, it was not good to scold him all over the place.

"I can't do anything about it. The ancestral technique of touching the bones is like this. If you want to blame it, you have to blame the old ancestor of the Feng family. What does it have to do with me." Fatty said aggrieved.

"Cut!" Mu Hanyan snorted with contempt in his heart. She had never seen what the Feng family's ancestral technique of touching the bones looked like, but the sleazy and contented look on the rogue old fat man's face when he touched someone's butt did not escape her. eyes, and he touches not the men, but the women? Of course, if he really even touched a man's butt, Mu Hanyan would be even more disgusted than eating.

In a word, even if he said it hype, it was impossible to change Mu Hanyan's impression of this old pervert.

"Return the sword robe to me. If you dare to let me know that you stole my sword robe for wrongdoing in the future, I will cut off the robe with you, and we will never get along with each other." Gong Hong said in a ruthless tone, and his eyes stretched his neck. Appearance, like a grudge child.

Gong Hongru, who was able to rejuvenate Longyan College's fearful man, was probably the only one in the world, and there was absolutely no way to find another.

"Return it to you, you think I'm rare." Fatty handed back the holy dragon sword robe reluctantly, and then said dissatisfiedly, "The one who lied to me to help you pick those few moonlight orchids back then. At that time, why didn't I hear you say cutting off the robe and breaking the righteousness? Cross the river and demolish the bridge!"

Only then did Mu Hanyan know that Gong Hongru went to Beiyuan Wuyuan to pick the few moonlight orchids, and this fat man actually got the credit.

"I thought at that time that you had already changed your past, how could I know that you are so shameless at such an old age." Gong Hongru said angrily.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk to you. Last time you asked me for help and said you owed me a favor, and now I'm asking for it back." Fatty said.

"Tell me, what can I do for you?" Gong Hongru said with a serious expression.

"It's very simple. Your apprentice has good qualifications. I want to accept her as an apprentice and pass on her mantle." Fatty pointed at Mu Hanyan and said.

"No way!" Before Gong Hongru could reply, Mu Hanyan jumped together like cats stepping on their tails.

What are you kidding me? Her reputation as the No. 1 gangster in Longyan is bad enough. If she takes this old rascal as her teacher again, she will never be whitewashed for the rest of her life.

This is not the most terrifying thing, the most terrifying thing is that once he takes him as his teacher, wouldn't he be able to "touch his bones" justifiably, thinking of Fatty's dirty and contented smile, Mu Hanyan's goosebumps fell all over the floor .

"What, you actually said no, do you know who I am, Feng Qingyu? Do you know what a blessing it is that I, Feng Qingyu, are willing to accept you as a disciple." The fat man stared at the general's belly. Said proudly.

"Of course you know, you're not just being disrespectful, shameless, and taking advantage of other girls at such an old age..." Mu Hanyan said contemptuously.

Anyway, with Gong Hongru here, she doesn't have to worry about Fatty Feng's actions.

"Hmph, old man Gong, tell him, who am I, Feng Qingyu?" Fatty interrupted Mu Hanyan and said to Gong Hongru.

"Actually, the strength of this dead fat man is very good. If you really want to make a move, not only me, but even the master of the hospital may not be able to do anything to him." Gong Hongru said frankly.

"Really that powerful?" Mu Hanyan was a little surprised. She was unexpected and chopped off a few strands of Feng Qingyu's hair, and she underestimated him a little bit. After listening to the master's words, she realized that this fat man is so powerful.

"Hmph, if I didn't want to have the same knowledge as the younger generation just now, how could I let you take advantage." Feng Qingyu said complacently.

Mu Hanyan rolled his eyes. He didn't want to have the same knowledge as the junior, but he could shamelessly take advantage of the junior. What logic was this?

"It's amazing, but it's personality. It's really as you said, shameless, despicable and dirty for the old man." Gong Hongru added with a stern face.

Mu Hanyan was overjoyed, not to look at the sternness of the old master, it turned out that the cold knife was repaired so neatly.

"What does it mean to be disrespectful to an old man? I mean to touch the bones, touch the bones." Feng Qingyu's old face blushed, and she explained angrily.

"It doesn't matter what you feel, anyway, I can't control this matter. Who Mu Hanyan is willing to worship as her teacher is her own business, and I, the master, can't interfere. For the holy pill, I bought one, get five for free, and received several oil bottles in a row before I included her. You also want to accept her as a disciple, but it's not that easy." Gong Hongru yawned after saying this, and said no more. Ignoring Feng Qingyu, he went back to his room to "retreat".

Mu Hanyan's heart moved. Master's words seemed to have a deeper meaning. Could it be that he, like Wenren Qingqiu, wanted to gain more benefits for her.

But thinking about Fatty's filthy behavior, especially the technique of "touching the bones", Mu Hanyan immediately made up his mind again: Even if there is a huge benefit, he must not take this old rascal fat as his teacher.

"Tell me, how do you want to be willing to worship me Feng Qingyu as your teacher? What are the secrets of heaven and earth treasures, you can just mention it." Fatty may have heard Gong Hongru's implication, and said arrogantly. .

"You still have that heart to die, I will never take you as a teacher." Since Mu Hanyan had made up his mind, he naturally wouldn't talk nonsense with him again, turned around and went back to his yard.

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