Chapter 1443: There’s Nothing that a Blaster Can’t Solve

Artest walked into the arena with a vigorous momentum.

Some players may be a little nervous and uneasy when they first arrive in a new and unfamiliar team, but this is not a problem at all for Artest.

There is no way, Ron Artest is such a tiger by nature.

nervous? disturbed? perturbed? Afraid of being bullied?

None of these words have anything to do with Artest. As a tough guy who dared to publicly challenge Jordan on the training ground during his rookie year, and killed Joe's ribs with a brutal collision, he was born with BUFF.

And Artest is also careful. After all, this is his first meeting with the old team as a Lakers player, and the psychological book says that the impression of the first meeting is very important, and Artest naturally has to create it for himself. You look strong!

But Artest miscalculated. Although he thought of many ways in his mind before entering, he discovered after entering that the Lakers players were gathering in twos and threes to chat and kick, and did not notice him coming in at all.

Only Master Zen, general manager Kupchak and several assistant coaches of the coaching staff were waiting at the door for the new members of the team.

"Welcome to the Lakers." Zen Master's opening remarks were simple, and then he patted Artest on the shoulder and went to greet other players, leaving Artest alone in a daze.

What’s even more embarrassing is that Zen Master and Kupchak left directly after greeting the four newcomers!

left…

opened…

Already…

"WTF! Why are Master Zen and the others gone? No training today? I came here in full gear!" Shannon Brown on the side was a little dumbfounded. He was trying hard to make a good impression on the coaching staff today.

As someone who had been famous back then, he considered coming to the Lakers to be the biggest opportunity in his life. This was the place closest to the championship. There were also strong men like Ji Feng and Kobe beside him. Shannon Brown came here with the intention of competing. here.

According to his idea, the Lakers are a super team that has won two consecutive championships and won 75 games. Not to mention the serious Spurs under the management of Popovich, at least the team should be the kind of team that everyone loves training. , sweating profusely on the court from the first day, and watching a wave of Los Angeles at four in the morning every week.

However, what he is facing now is a group of players who are more active than the Bobcats, a bad team he was originally on...

Over there, Farmar was in a group with Fisher, Morrison and others. Farmar in the middle was talking eloquently, and Fisher next to him showed a lewd smile that even an experienced driver could understand...

Not far away, Bynum was showing off his hair that he had made in a summer to everyone, but he was instantly restrained by four strong men led by Ji Feng and carried directly to the side. Standing here, he was stunned. The screams could be heard coming from Bynum's mouth.

Just when Shannon Brown didn't know what was going on, Ji Feng directly transformed into Teacher Tony, sitting on the bench with Bynum with an explosive hair style, holding a clipper from nowhere in his hand, and Gasso next to him. I pressed Bynum's thigh, Kobe also folded his arms and laughed happily. Bynum couldn't break free, with a miserable look on his face, he could only accept the fact that he was bald again...

‘Buzz~! ! ! ’

The sound of the electric clippers made Shannon Brown involuntarily touch the top of his head. Fortunately, he was bald now...

The most outrageous thing is that Farmar didn’t know what he said, causing Vujacic and Fisher to explode. Farmar ran two steps and was caught. Vujacic and Fisher grabbed him from left to right. Half of his body was pulled open, his crotch spread, and he hit the basket frame.

"Ah~!"

A scream!

The four people standing at the door unconsciously tightened their buttocks...

"Gudeng~! This, is this the legendary Lakers..." Shannon Brown felt bad.

"Yes, it's a bit scary..." Powell was also confused.

Artest scratched his head, this style of painting was a bit wrong.

Are these really the Iron-Blooded Lakers?

Is he really that fierce, iron-blooded Laker who never admits defeat and is good at confrontation on the court?

Only Mbenga, an old man from last season, is familiar with this place. Although he was not so crazy when he was here, this funny and joyful atmosphere is indeed the Lakers he is familiar with. Seeing this scene, he suddenly felt familiar. , seeing that his teammates were silent, he simply shouted directly to the court: "Hey hey hey! Guys! I'm back! And I've brought fresh blood!"

Mbenga's words finally attracted the attention of the players who were playing HIGH on the court. The first one to come was Farmar, who had finally escaped from 'Aruba'.

"(Whistle) Welcome to the Lakers guys!" Farmar trotted over, hugged Mbenga first, and then shook hands with the other three people in turn.

"Hey, don't think you can run away now. You are eating alone behind our backs. This is really intolerable." Fisher shouted as he walked away.

Then he also greeted the four newcomers, and then turned to greet the real big guys in the team: "Hey, Ji Feng, Kobe, Paul, don't harm Bynum anymore! Come here quickly and say hello to our new players. Helps!"

"Don't worry, the new season has just started and everyone is quite excited." Fisher turned to Artest and said in a relaxed tone, without the barrier Artest imagined.

Artest nodded to express his understanding. At this time, Ji Feng also had enough of Tony's addiction. He threw the clippers to the staff and asked the cleaners to clean the floor. Then he pulled Bynum up and said, "This is pleasing to the eye." That’s too much.”

This guy Bynum is a bit crazy. He actually found a hobby of perming his hair. That's okay. You thought you were Yu Qian, so Ji Feng just chose to strangle him in the cradle.

"Yes, yes, everything the boss said is right!" Bynum replied helplessly. There was no way, Ji Feng and Kobe were both bosses, so he chose to give in.

After greeting Bynum, Ji Feng and his party also came to say hello to Artest and others. Then Kobe took off his clothes and started to warm up, while Ji Feng showed a perfect smile to Artest.

"Welcome to join us! Hope you have fun!"

The smile is sincere, but Artest feels a little cold...

"Bullfighting time!" Farmar threw his clothes into the sky and roared, and then others responded one after another. The funny atmosphere disappeared instantly, and the scene became passionate.

Ji Feng directly pulled Artest onto the court.

"This is our meeting gift here!" Ji Feng threw the ball to Artest and raised his fingers provocatively.

This has almost become the corporate culture of the Lakers. Newcomers who come here must do this because it allows them to quickly integrate into the team and understand their position. As the saying goes, there is nothing that a blast can't solve. of!

"OK! I was just about to have a game too!" Artest was instantly interested. Last time in Houston, he played against Ji Feng. He felt that this was a good opportunity to establish his authority!

But this is the result...

"11-1, Ji Feng wins!" Farmar announced loudly.