Fortune Teller Master

As a cultivation genius who has achieved a new realm every two years since he was a year old, Wang Ling is a near-invincible existence with prowess far beyond his control. But now that he’s sixteen, he faces his greatest battle yet – Senior High School. With one challenge after another popping up, his plans for a low-key high school life seem further and further away… Wang Ling: I just want to eat my crispy noodle snacks in peace… Father Wang: If you’re careless enough to destroy the country, it’s coming out of your pocket money. Wang Ling: It’s not my fault that the backlash from punching me kills you.

Qin Ran just wanted to cultivate immortality, refine pills, and live a carefree life as an immortal world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life…

500 years ago, Chen Xi was devoured by a crack in the void and was transported into a cultivation world. 500 years later, he returned back to Earth after enduring through several hardships and discovered that only 5 years had gone by. … In the courtyard, beauty at the side, a candle flame wavering. A gush of clear wind, half a full moon, the peach tree remains unchanging. … Wait, whose kid is this?! Why is she calling me papa? Gazing at the little girl in front of him with skin as pale as jade, Chen Xi froze. … Returning home from cultivation, starting as a stay-at-home dad. In this life, not fighting to be a king nor claiming to be a tyrant, only praying to peacefully be a wife-pampering mad devil and a child-protecting daddy!

When gods gather, lightning will strike and the earth will move. Immortals! Which of the numerous way to immortality should one follow? Immortals are hard to seek, but why should immortals hide? Heaven has no mercy, but humans have emotions, and these emotions hinder the road to longevity! Train the inner self to stay calm, train the external body to be resistant, then cross the three continents and four seas alone, and fight valiantly with demons and devils! With the heavenly baton in hand, raid the devils and demons without any resistance! Take one step to cross nine stars and chase the sword in the dreams! Traverse a thousand li of river and mountains in a single day! The exceptional beings do not mix with the ordinary! Within the universe, where can one find an obstacle! Moving like a dragon, with talent like a phoenix! The heavenly Daos and stars will guide one’s way!

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

“How would it be if a fairy became your wife?.” Jiang Qiao answered this question while silently crying, “You can’t smoke or drink. The pressure cooker at home became an alchemy stove, and sleeping at night became meditation.” Slight footsteps gradually approached, and Jiang Qiao immediately changed his expression, excitedly saying, “You can’t imagine the benefits of having a fairy as a wife! Her charming and impeccable face is so enticing!.” Soon, an ethereal beauty bent down and gave Jiang Qiao a kiss on the cheek.

Xiao Yun, a young genius who awakened a Martial Spirit, was labelled a mediocrity after his cultivation stopped advancing. However, no one knew that his Martial Spirit was the Life Martial Spirit, one of the 10 Great Martial Spirits of the ancient times. After being upgraded, the Life Martial Spirit is able to absorb all Heaven and Earth Essence Qi, as well as heal injuries and neutralise extreme poisons. With the Heaven-Devouring Divine Art left behind by his father, Xiao Yun integrates many more Martial Spirits for himself to use. A hopeless youth defies fate and washes away his humiliation, walking towards the boundless world with his Life Martial Spirit to become an eternal martial sovereign, dominating the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths!

Feng Qian, a late-stage lazy cancer patient, received the task assigned by the Lord God – to protect His Highness Mu Yan’s soul fragment. Feng Qian blinked. Well, in other words, to be a bodyguard. no problem. However, who can tell her that His Highness is not very cold? Why is the fragment she meets a little obedient, a little arrogant, a little cute, and always likes to tease her? ! Accompanying Feng Qian’s system baby all the way, successfully promoted from system to little matchmaker. “Host, Fragment is very sad, you have to hug him.” “Host, the fragments are arguing again, why don’t you kiss him?” “Host, the fragments are so pitiful, why don’t you marry me?” … System: “# My host is super lazy, how can I break it? # Waiting online, it’s very urgent.” 【Sweet pet fast wear 1v1】

Betrothed when still in womb by parents, Ai Changhuan is forced to marry a man of 37! Naturally, she wants to run away. However, right before her escape, she finds that this guy is probably gay who shows no interest in a woman. Relieved, she decides to stay. Never has she expected this man with gentle smiles is actually cunning and scheming in heart. Holding her in arms, he smiles, his tone indulgent and domineering, “Honey, be a good girl and stay by my side. One day as my wife, and you’ll forever be my sweet wife.” Only then does she realize that she has been wrong from the very beginning. She jumps to him and scratches him hard out of rage.

Suddenly a small Lada rushed out of the moss-covered hollow tree stump. A little Lada with purple and soft fur, shaking his whiskers, revealing sharp fangs and squeaking provocatively at his beloved. Little Lada took a posture, his crawling small body looked like a beast ready to rush, and the beautiful waist and hip muscle curves under the soft and shiny fur showed the beauty of wildness. “Bobo, ready to fight!” ———— “Bang~” “Ding Ding~” Defeating the little Lada who was in the way, just as he was about to move on, a misty air mass rising from Lada’s body, and two translucent luminous coins splashed out, made the beloved look stunned. “what is this?” Ding, experience +13 Ding, picked up the power attribute +1 Ding, picked up the stamina attribute +1 “Pick up attributes? Unexpectedly, I still have gold fingers!”

“In a land far to the east, there exists a strange store that has rejected a three Michelin star rating multiple times. The prices are expensive. A combo set of soup and egg fried rice costs 288 RMB. Oh, I forgot it also includes a side dish of pickles. Even so, very many people line up to wait. That place does not accept reservations. It only lets in people who are waiting in line there. Countless people make special trips to line up there. Of course, there’s nowhere to park planes or cars. Their service is so terrible, the customers have to serve their own dishes and grab their own bowls and chopsticks, and they even have to wipe down their own tables! God, the boss is simply crazy.” —《 Michelin Gourmet Magazine》

"I have repeatedly emphasized that the atmosphere in the world of immortality is inherently crooked, and I am not the one who caused it. They say history books are written by the victors, so why do people always frame me when I win?" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters. , expressing great anger. the next day. "I have repeatedly emphasized that I have distorted the atmosphere in the world of immortality. History is written by the victors. I won!" Lu Yang Jianxian said in an interview with reporters, expressing great anger. ——"Xiuxian Daily" reports for you.