My Uncle Is Inzaghi

There are two names that will be immortal in the long history of NBA history, Michael Jordan and Xie Chen. He is like an omnipotent general leading a soldier. In the NBA siege, every visit to a city is a nightmare for local fans. No one can stop him, just like no one can stop the combination of the best players in the world.

Su Bai has time-traveled! A Chinese teenager living in Argentina! With the addition of the PES system, he will give full-level shooting strength and full-level body balance at the beginning! A super Su Bai of Boca Juniors appeared. On the wing, he rampaged like a tank, and all kinds of unreasonable explosive shots made Argentina tremble! Tottenham, which just sold Bell at a sky-high price, wants to replace Bell with Su Bai in the Premier League. Dortmund's Klopp saw Su Bai and wanted Su Bai to join his Youth Storm! Just in European football in 2013! A super Su Bai appeared. All kinds of crazy sideways overtaking and explosive shots made them exclaim that a monster appeared in the football world! Real Madrid spent 100 million to buy Bell, but they were beaten and cried by a teenager from Argentina! On the night when Barcelona was bloodbathed by Su Bai, Messi was not sad. He looked at Su Bai excitedly and begged Su Bai to join the Argentine national team! In 2014, he wanted Su Bai to take him to win the Hercules Cup!

I bought a pirated FM2007 (Football Manager) CD from a street stall. Less than a day after I installed the game on my computer, something strange happened. Carlos Bucero, deputy general manager of Real Madrid Club, came all the way to make a ridiculous request: "Li, please be the head coach of our club!" After careful and repeated reasoning, Comrade Li Tongfan finally discovered an absurd fact: everything that happened in the Football Manager game installed on his computer will be perfectly realized in reality without any difference... With a cheating device in hand, he can achieve an undefeated record through game saves, modify the database, and create countless football talents at will... Miracle, starting from 2006, all regrets about football will become perfect!

Gao Zheng, who joined the Serie A giants at the age of fifteen, placed all the expectations of countless Chinese fans. He was praised by the media as a talented player who can “change the future of Chinese football”, but his destiny made a big joke with him. Life is like a football game. The opponent of destiny is already far ahead, is it lying down and admitting defeat, or is it dying with Ya? And Gao Zheng’s reversal began with his return to Luyinchang.

Football as a hobby is pure happiness. Many boys have a football dream when they are young. They have nothing to do with others, but just pursue the joy and satisfaction of galloping…

On May 19, 2013, in the final round of the Premier League, Manchester United tied West Brom 5:5 The 2012-13 Premier League Championship trophy returned to Old Trafford after a year of sidelines. After the game, Sir Alex Ferguson held a press conference and he announced two things that caused a sensation in football. First, Sir Alex Ferguson today completed his 1500th game coaching at Manchester United and officially announced his retirement. Second, Sir Alex Ferguson strongly recommended Tiger King to Manchester United as his successor. On this day, the entire football scene was a sensation. There is only one question in everyone’s mind: Who is Tiger King?

Going back to the beginning of 2006, he became the head coach of Real Madrid. All of his men are superstars with great reputation in the world, such as Ronaldo, Zidane, Raul, Beckham, Casillas, Carlos, Ramo. Si… all of them are ruthless characters who can make the world football tremble by stomping their feet. How can a humble rookie train these rebellious superstars?

The peerless double arrogance fighting between dragons and tigers is like a fight between gods and immortals that affects the eyes of the world. The dark corners that no one cares about are undercurrents. The coach who has coached Ye Yifeng once said: He is a lottery ticket that allows you to win every weekend. Scouts who follow Ye Yifeng will write similar comments in the report: mediocre strength, changeable characteristics, extremely unstable performance, but always able to score goals. Ye Yifeng makes no secret of his admiration for superstars: Messi is like being kissed by God when he was born, Ronaldo is like being embraced by the goddess of destiny, me? I was bitten by a dog when I was a child, and now I think of it a little bit afraid. People who have seen him train will never violate their conscience and say that Ye Yifeng is a talented player. Even during most of the game, he was the number one candidate for his fans to be replaced! Do not enter the empty goal to match happy football? Stop the ball three meters away to show the level of Chinese football? Exceedingly swayed and exposed himself as an undercover agent? But every time the team was in desperation, he sent the football to the opponent’s goal, he seemed to be radiant in the eyes of the fans! Top celebrities love and hate him. I often ask the sky without words: Who can give me a copy of Ye Yifeng’s instruction manual? He often embraced him passionately after the game and shouted: You are finally online! Ye Yifeng spread his hands and smiled: Welcome to my moment of lore.

This is an era where centers are born, and American Times Week published an interview about NBA superstar Li Shengli. Reporter: “Why do you think you are an NBA aviation controller?” Li Shengli: “Because I don’t allow anyone to take off within two meters of me.” Reporter: “Why is your free throw percentage lower than O’Neal?” Li Shengli: “Because O’Neill learned Rick Barry’s urinal.” Reporter: “Why do you like to eat tomatoes?” Li Shengli: “Because… wait, your question is a bit off, the tomato is Yao Ming’s stalk!”

What is most lacking in football in the 21st century? Not the boss waving banknotes! Not a coach full of passion and strength! Not a talented striker! Not a creative midfielder! You want to say, isn’t it a goalkeeper who doesn’t make mistakes? Of course not, the guard is the kind of inconspicuous, but scarce talent! After watching Yang Feng’s rebirth, he will break out of his own world in the European continent! It’s great to play football! ! !

Once the football jokes, our factory has eight fights exclusively! The arsenal that once swept the Premier League and hit 49 unbeaten rounds began to sink. That was the beginning of the nightmare of countless Arsenal fans! Our factory, Nana, the leader of the European Union, the temperature difference sign, the captain of the sales team, the four crazy demons, etc… The Gunners bid farewell to the Henry era and sent Vieira away. The fans thought it was ushered in a new era, but the reality told them that it was a traitor who deceived all their feelings! In August 2011, Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas left with a humiliating transfer, and at the same moment Arsenal welcomed a teenager! Wenger: “Do you want to be an ordinary defender or a world-class midfielder?” Everything changes from here…

In the summer of 2003, Brazilian star Kaka stepped into Milan City in a low-key manner; Portuguese teenager Cristiano Ronaldo flew to Manchester with controversy; the unknown Messi looked up at the newly joined superstar Ronaldinho in La Masia Austria … In a small unknown team in the Netherlands, there is a waste that is about to be eliminated, but it is looking forward to becoming the world’s top superstar and set off a super storm in European football.