Draw U.S. Dollars Live, All My Fans Are Policemen?

Wonderful wizards mix and match Western magic and Eastern mysticism, and become the most unexpected wizard or Taoist priest in the world. Tom: Watch out Vijay, Tiger Tank! Vijay: Shrink quickly, just missing a keychain, hehe… Tom: The mummy is resurrected, run Vijay: What are you panicking about? Come and get a corpse talisman, stop first, just squatted in the pit and forgot to bring toilet paper…

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

[System + Family + Single Female Lead + Pure Love Daily + Funny and Relaxed] Su Jiang is a freshman who accidentally awakens the system. [Host, please confess to a person of the opposite sex within 30 seconds. If the task fails, you will die immediately! ] In desperation, Su Jiang confessed to the class flower An Rou in front of the whole class. Su Jiang: "Classmate An Rou, I like you, can we date?" An Rou: "What do you like about me?" Su Jiang: "Uh... your legs are very white." An Rou sneered: "Haha." The whole class was shocked! Teacher: "Su Jiang, get out!" [Task completed, reward random skills - firearms proficiency! ] That night, Su Jiang was kidnapped by An Rou. Unexpectedly, the class flower turned out to be the daughter of a big family. An Rou: "Su Jiang, don't you like legs? Do they look white now?" [Trigger the system task, please answer the question according to your heart! 】 Su Jiang: "......Bai!" An Rou: "???" The bodyguard was shocked: "Brother, you are so brave!" Later, all the major families in Jiangdu City spread rumors that the An family had a son-in-law named Su, who was a psychopath who should not be provoked.

Recently, our newspaper interviewed people who are known as the income ceiling of online articles, the king of new media, the online article writer who understands readers best, the revolutionary who leads the new online article era, the top screenwriter who governs by doing nothing, the top ten outstanding young people of the United Nations, and the 21st Century Chinese Pu Jie is the first person to export Chinese culture. "How do you achieve at this age what most cultural workers would find difficult to achieve in their lifetime?" In this regard, Pu Jie has trouble saying, I almost cried in front of the camera, "I'm really not the kind of person you think" "In the beginning, I just planned to buy a book." "Please don't read my books anymore, I will starve to death if I make more money..." "What are you doing!? I'm not crazy, I'm not crazy!" The staff controlled the excited Pu Jie, and the reporter smiled at the camera and said: "Look, the ability of excellent online writers to write stories always exceeds our expectations."

“Mr. Qi Lin, may I ask how you thought about joining the entertainment circle from a sports student?” “Uh, I said that I was there to deliver lunch boxes, do you believe me?”

What should I do if my girlfriend is too strong? A keeps going over! This is the story of the protagonist while stirring up the wind and the rain in the future of a certain time and space, while fighting wits and courage with his girlfriend. Recreation, daily life, dog food!

Wen runs a game company on the verge of bankruptcy, which is a very developed game industry... The quality of the games produced by well-known companies is comparable to reality, and each masterpiece is carefully carved into the ninth art. However, he found that these games are all powerful, the enemy is weak, and brainless pushes can be easily clear... There is no underworld game in the whole world? In this way, where can you enjoy the 'happiness' of the game! For a cool game, it is impossible to get real 'happiness'. He decided to let the players of the world enjoy the 'happiness' of the game." I don't know why this game is obviously so depressed and played so much, but I just can't stop!" " Please be a person!!" Since then, there has been an additional underworld game producer in the world.

[Being serious] + [Law] + [Outlaw] + [Overlay of charges (overlay of murder book)] + [Zhang San] Chen Feng is an online anchor. One day, he found that his network was hacked, so he changed his wifi password. Unexpectedly, the neighbor aunt came to my house and asked for my password on the grounds that her child had to take online classes. If I didn't agree, she would cut my network cable? Criminal destruction of personal property + disturbing the public + trespassing! … Is my account stolen by a hacker? Theft of other people's property + extortion + threats! … Taking the bus, being morally kidnapped by a group of aunts? Death penalty!

【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】 Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system. A random location every week, random food, and different customers. Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school. All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped. Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls... "Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?" "I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?" "No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?" However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering... The diners were anxious. "Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?" "Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?" New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"

As soon as he woke up, Josie traveled from the 21st century to Chicago in 1943 and became a poor boy on the streets. WWII? It was too far away for Josie, who was not yet an adult. As an orphan, how he can survive in this era is the most important. Fortunately, he has a plane trading system. In this era, being a master of space and time can be nourished even if you think about it. However, a few months later, Josie, whose life had just improved a little, looked at Captain America who was singing and dancing with a group of girls on the stage of the war fundraising charity performance in front of him, and fell silent. It's over, Barbie Q. This is actually Marvel!

Sunanzhi was born with a heart attack and was once asserted that she would not live to be 18 years old. But she survived. Because of her unique eyes, her heart was gradually exercised to be calm. Later, when she saw Jiang Beiyu for the first time, she heard a song in her chest. He is so handsome. Sunanzhi really fits the image of a sick and weak beauty, and she is born as a daughter who has been raised in a mountain village for more than ten years. Her uncles and cousins ​​in the family look at her more like a clown jumping on the beam. Until later, the beam jumping clown rubbed off all the little vests on his body… Theater one: Because of Su Nanzhi’s heart disease, her classmates are usually afraid of irritating people and getting sick, and they even speak softly. Later, in the early morning, several classmates who love horror movies met Sunan Zhi unexpectedly in the midnight theater of the cinema. classmate:”……” Is the tolerance level of heart disease so high now? Sunanzhi: Will you listen to my explanation? You may not believe it when you say it, the ghosts in the movie are not as scary as the ones she saw in the novice village. Theater two: The handsome and handsome young man looked at Su Nanzhi’s previous diary and learned that she coveted her face, and it was not a day or two. He frowned, as if he had encountered a problem that was more difficult than Goldbach’s conjecture. After a long time, he finally couldn’t help asking her: “Are you sure you only look at my face?” “I’m in good shape too, do you want to be healthy too?”

Good news: I traveled through time, and I still have an entertainment system. Bad news: You need to bind a girl to activate. Good news: The binding was successful and a song sung by two people was rewarded. Bad news: Netizens think the song is vulgar and I can’t sing. Good news: I have just two words! The concert begins. Audience: This female singer is so big, why did she bring a bodyguard on stage? The end of the concert. Lin Zhixing put down the skewers in his hand and came to the stage to sing. Audience: Holy shit, the bodyguard sang! ! ! After traveling through time, Lin Zhixing prospered in the entertainment industry with the help of his outstanding partners, but he just wanted to stay calm. ——He chose to have five children with his partner! [Keywords: entertainment, love, single female protagonist, green plum falling from the sky, clever and refreshing writing. 】