There’s No One I Can’t Mess With

The lazy Ye Yaorong who was despised by the villagers was very fortunate to obtain the magical “lazy system”. Since then, he not only farms and breeds ten miles and eight villages, but also can see doctors, martial arts, and cooking… The magical legend of the local lazy man was born…

You are a recent graduate with a monthly income of more than -2000, facing the landlord’s monthly rent. You can only eat instant noodles every day (the kind that you can’t bear to add root ham). When you run into trouble finding a job, your family has cut off your financial resources, and you feel frustrated… One day you wake up and find that you have turned on the plug-in… [Ding! Congratulations to the host for opening the novice package and getting a shop!] So you start to manage your first store ‘intently’… Immediately afterwards, the second and third…to…the billionth! In the end you have discovered the truth, what rumors of the decline of the traditional physical industry…doesn’t exist! The entity (system) is the real kingly way!

A top tycoon who is running out of time has an only son who suffers from severe hallucination. The patient thinks he can travel through time and space, cross the boundaries of ancient and modern times, seek the mysterious variables between heaven and earth, and thus become an immortal. The condition is so serious that the patient wants to commit suicide several times. Fortunately, the patient has a good father who is worried about his son's condition. In psychology, the best way to break fear is to let the patient face fear, and the best way to break delusion is to guide the patient to recognize the fantasy! In the end, a treatment plan was developed in conjunction with many top experts and so-called Buddhist and Taoist masters. Regardless of cost, at any cost, create a truly perfect small ancient society. I am fortunate to be involved in it! The name of the treatment plan is - Breaking Delusion!

Yo, it’s gone, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the prince wants to hurt me, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, the enemy country is invading, it’s okay, I have a system. Yo, Concubine is waiting for me in the bedroom, it’s okay, I have… ahem… I’ll do it myself. You said that your subordinates are like clouds and counselors are like smoke? It’s okay, my subordinates also have countless followers recruited by the system. You said you have a peerless killer? It’s okay, come on, Byakuya, cut him! You said you have an invincible general under your team? It’s okay, go on, Huo Qubing, fuck him! You said you have a master of illusion? It’s okay, come on, Itachi, fuck him! Now, Qin Yi is considering a very important thing. When the enchanting Daji, my king Saber, placed in front of him. Does he summon all or all? This is a story about Qin Yi’s rebirth in Tianyao Continent, conquering the sky, conquering the land, conquering the sea and the air, and finally conquering everything.

"He said he had a 50% winning rate (laughing). If it was 100%, his winning rate would definitely not exceed 50%. It's time for the legend to end." - Ying Jie. The story of a young boy who carries the top AI skill system of Go and travels to a parallel world where the era of Go AI has not yet arrived. From amateur to regular level, title, world champion, the world's number one Go player, and finally stood at the pinnacle of mankind to challenge AI.

To [Player]: This is the mystery of life and the journey of all things. You will be stronger, become superheroes, and even touch the power of gods. But if it fails, it is death. Because you have embarked on the evolutionary game of the highest sequence! “Isn’t this just embarrassing Darwin?” Li Changhe murmured as he looked at the [player] who came from a distance: “It also embarrassed Newton by the way.” Don’t spray if you don’t like hot blood

(Single female protagonist, the system is the female protagonist, the female protagonist is: arrogant + sharp tongue + honest, myth revival, prehistoric, sweet story) "Fuck? I'm dead? I was playing a game in the middle of the night and died suddenly?" [Ding! That's right, so follow me to Salem and travel through time. ] "Is it so sudden? Or let me prepare." [You can go or not, I don't have time to waste with you! ] Two concise conversations, an 18-year-old confused boy opened his eyes again. [Ding! Please ask if you want to bind... Forget it, the binding is successful! ] [Congratulations to the host for binding the Gods Strategy System. The world you are currently in... Oh, it's so annoying, you can find out by yourself. Anyway, I am a strategy system. Find someone to attack, get love points, exchange props with me, sit on the harem of three thousand beauties, and reach the peak of life! 】 "Gods capture system? What does that mean? Capture gods?" [Yes, the host's world currently has female gods: Athena, Freya, Amaterasu, etc., but considering the difficulty of capturing the target, it is recommended to find an ordinary person to capture first, and then capture the god according to the situation after obtaining a certain amount of love and props. 】 [Why are there so many trivial things? I met a weirdo like you for the first time as a system. Hurry up and choose! 】 "Are there any restrictions on the target to be captured?" [No! Anyone who can talk, even gods are fine! Hurry up and choose your target! 】 "Then I will capture you." [Huh? 】 "I want to capture you." [Detected that the host has selected a capture target, please start your capture. 】 [Asshole! Why are you capturing me? ! 】

As a top figure in the entertainment industry, Xiao Ran casually posted a Weibo post on his 20th birthday, and it instantly shot to the top of the internet's popularity rankings! Seven of the top ten hot searches are related to him. The reason why he was able to achieve so much success at such a young age. There is no other reason. Simply because he is here on this day. The house collapsed! "Super Plus enjoy!" "Warmly congratulate another male star in the entertainment industry who has lost his house!" “Teacher Wang Feng’s 29th headline-making failure!” "Now there are only a few ways to rescue Xiao Ran from the whirlpool of public opinion and win the understanding of netizens across the country. 1. Lead the national football team to the World Cup and win the championship! 2. Liberate Taiwan, 3. Create a 2nm lithography machine, 4. Prove that Li Man guesses!” ... Xiao Ran, who had just traveled through time, looked at the system that had just arrived and fell into deep thought, "Prove the Riemann Hypothesis... it's not impossible!"

To break the limit of appearance. To explore the secret of short skirts. To implement the evil of cuteness and maids, love is justice! Lin Nan, a dead otaku, downloaded an APP called the second dimension, and was able to communicate with various second dimension characters. He learned Kamehameha from Sun Wukong, learned to make high-tech armor from Iron Man, Conan taught him detective skills, Uzumaki Naruto taught him ninjutsu, and Luffy's fruit shop opened to sell various devil fruits. Inadvertently, he also had a love affair with the Sailor Moons! With the entire second dimension behind him, there are endless possibilities!

The general public loves it, film critics hate it… Duke is such a director. His blockbuster movies have dazzling fast editing, endless blasting and fighting, and 200% audio-visual enjoyment, which always stimulates the audience’s adrenaline without limit. The critics disliked him, “Duke doesn’t care about your soul! He is a sadist! Madly abuses your eyes and ears!” “I work as hard as I can, and I’m very happy to see that audiences except the critics like this movie. Then let us ignore those critics. I make movies to make the audience like it.” Duke So Said. This is a director who injected a dose of male hormones into men all over the world. He is known as a man born when a comet hit the earth. Some people love him, some hate him, but no one can ignore him.

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

Martial arts in the world, but wealth is not broken! Tang Yun, who thought he was an ordinary person, became a beautiful husband’s husband under various pressures! A year later, his father left a suicide note telling him that in fact he is the world’s top rich second generation, leaving him a legacy of 800 billion yuan! And a big return Dan who can become a Grand Master of Chaowu after eating it! Since then, Tang Yun has martial arts in his left hand and banknotes in his right hand, hitting all invincible players in the world. President’s wife: “Husband, can’t you go out and pretend?” Tang Yun: “No pretense, do you support me?” President’s wife: “I start a company to support you!” Tang Yun: “My wealth can buy half of the earth. Let me support you!”